The sun has fallen out of orbit with the Earth and will collide in 5 minutes. Your only chance of survival is to get in a shelter full of
A. Cawwadooty faggots
B. Halo kiddies
C. DOA Xtreme Volleyball fanbase
D. Hara-kiri
Make your choice Yea Forums...
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Don't be retarded. If the sun fell out of orbit, it would just drift off into space as the Earth moved through the galaxy
any of them as long as there's no smashfags
You know the sun doesn't orbit earth, right?
Based pasta user
The sun "falls out of orbit" every night when it submerges into the ocean. Don't be an idiot.
>the sun has fallen out of orbit
>the sun has fallen out of orbit
American education.
Apophis here. Don't worry, I'll eat the sun before it hits the Earth.
Stay outside.
Thank you based Apophis.
Know a guy that plays in a band called Hara-Kiri so d I suppose.
This thread is fucking stupid. Have you ever seen the sun? It's really small, like the size of a golf ball.
If it crashed into Earth nothing would happen
E. My own personal harem of beautiful woman.
I mean, that's a lot of lions...
The earth orbits the sun, prove me wrong right now
ITT newfags baiting newfags
Your mom orbits my dick
>they actually fell for it
How do people fall for this every single time?
Sunfags btfo
I am The center of the known universe and this is literal proven scientific fact.
Great. Just fucking great. Now I'm torn between making a joke about your dick being so small it couldn't have any gravitational pull, or a joke about his mom being so big that she has a great gravitational pull.
Your head is so dense that light bends around it
None, because the sun will vaporize the earth
HOW DARE!
>survival
>Hara-kiri
Right. Well, it's a bit of a tough choice. I'd go with the halo kids, because they eat less so more food to survive on. Compared to the CoD faggots there's less aggression, and it wouldn't smell of fat and piss like the DoE neckbeards, so I can probably handle some screeching kids.
>sun falling out of orbit
>sunlight reaches earth in 7 minutes
>Nasa moves earth away from Sun at 7 minutes per second
>life continues
I guess C. They're harmless, they'll just keeping shoving pictures of their chosen fighter waifu in each other's faces.
the sun cant fall out of orbit
but what if 300 million lions destroyed it?
>but what if 300 million lions destroyed it?
Shit question.
I'd like to see the math for 300 quadrillion lions instead.
Wouldn't the math be the same, just with a lot more zeros?
GET ON IT
cod. it has the best chance of finding women
If we were moving we'd all fly off, you doughnut.
>Entity born of chaos and destruction is the one that saves us from chaos and destruction
Kino
Lol
They could win if they attack at night
>The sun has fallen out of orbit with the Earth and will collide in 5 minutes.
THE SUN DOESNT ORBIT THE EARTH YOU RETARD
>trying to sneak up behind the sun
Not a very bright idea
Based retard
Heh, bright