Loot Boxes are Now "Surprise Mechanics" According to EA and Epic Games Representatives

And so, the battle begins

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Murder is just surprise human recycling.

>being a midge is now called "vertically challenged"
>getting fired is now called "resizing"
>being a NEET is now called "soul searching"
Why the fuck do people think you can just rebrand a word and fool everyone that way

Lootboxes are ok. Prove me wrong

These corporate types literally think everyone else is stupid.

>illegal aliens are now "undocumented immigrants"

Rape is just surprise sex.

Jerking off to loli is expressing my sexual nature with art

>1999
>be 14
>go to store
>buy game that's all about adventure and fun
>go home
>play
>have fun
>be done
>go to sleep

>2019
>be 14
>download free game that's all about competition
>get hooked on loot boxes
>annoy your parents for money because you think you need these boxes
>act like a complete moron

>niggers are now "people of color"

The words he used to describe them are stupid, but his actual argument made plenty of good points.

Piracy is just a surprise purchase

>now

Nobody:

No one:

Not even a fucking fly on the wall:

Dilated discord trannies:PlEaSe ThInK oF tHe ChIlDrEn

Hanging yourself is now growing taller

Free yes. Paid ones no

Yea I'm stealth dating this girl and am working up the nerve to see if I can interest her in some surprise intercourse. But I may have to human recycle her boyfriend first.

Hope they can see how much full of lies they are

I'm about to take a trip to Las Vegas for some surprise mechanics and hookers. Any tips?

Always watch both sides before crossing the road

Video games are now entertainment investments

Yeah, well let's see how they like the surprise mechanic at the end of this fiscal.

its not rape its surprise sex!

>Youtube comment memes

Nice

what he said
you need to drive very defensively and pretend that there are no traffic laws because that's how those people behave

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Torrenting is just "surprise sharing"

Surprise butt sex?

Do they actually think changing the name would somehow make people not see it as gambling?
Like if they renamed slot machines to "Spin Experiences", suddenly they would stop being gambling machines?

The only surprise is when some kid’s parent’s check their bank statements.

The fact that they even tried this shit is hilarious.

>op is now a "phallus enthusiast"
>janny is now a "voluntarily uncompensated sanitationer"
>mods are now "advanced voluntarily uncompensated sanitationers"

Trannies are just "Frankenstein Suicide Cases"

its not against the law its surprise crime!

Stealing is just surprise borrowing.

Lootboxes are not a problem as so long as I can use in-game currency to use them and nothing else. Any game that forces you to use real money for lootboxes can fuck right off. That also goes for having to use real money to buy in-game currency as well.

Trannies are now my most searched term on xvideos

rape is just suspended consent

>surprise mechanics

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if Jimmy's parents give him their credit card without knowing what it's being used for then that's their own fucking fault.

>I'm not driving, I'm "travelling", officer

>2019
>Pay $70 for a game
>to get good at the game you need to purchase equipment online
>you can't just buy as DLC but you can pay to have a chance to win that equipment
>of course every time you pay you get shitty equipment or one piece of a matching costume
>keep paying to get good equipment or costume
>because the game is online the publisher keeps on putting out better equipment and costumes
>this is shilled on all gaming websites and social media

Damn, didn't know so many people got off to suicide videos

>losers are now called "involuntary celibate"

epic

Drug dealers are just unlicensed pharmacists

Step outta the car colored gentleman

thanks, make sure to check out my soundcloud and my deviantart

Never though I'd live long enough for surprise buttsex to be a thing again.

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The only good analogy in this thread

Drugs are now "fun pills" and that makes them OK too!

Please refer to it as wandering sofas.

It's not piracy, it's "surprise game obtainment"

holy shit you were still 14 between 1999 and this year

>this new law against loot boxes also eliminates randomly generated loot
>faggot raid bosses can't have 0.0001% chance to drop an epic sword/gun etc.
Imagine that

I was just about to post this. Good to know that I'm still not the only one who remembers.

If you are an example of what Anti-SJW reactionaries have reduced themselves to, then I regret supporting GG.

could also work the opposite as well just thinking about it

this, what the fuck are you giving your kid a credit card for
and don't say emergency purposes, what the fuck kind of emergency for him requires credit card
if it's a medical emergency he doesn't use a credit card to get an emergency vehicle to transport him
and they don't refuse to treat a kid based on no credit card
so
what is this emergency purpose that a kid could need a credit card for

>Like if they renamed slot machines to "Spin Experiences", suddenly they would stop being gambling machines?

HAHAHAHAHA

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>EA has no idea how laws work

You can't just call something something else so it doesn't get affected by a law
Pages upon pages in laws are dedicated JUST to defining stuff, calling lootboxes something else doesn't mean it does not fall under the definition of lootbox under the law

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We don't really like that way of seeing things, Voluntary Paid intercourse with surprise STD is more in line with the Company's way of thinking

excuse me you hetsex
but if it prefers to be called surprise mechanic then it should be allowed to be referred to by the term it wants to be called, and you don't have any right to infringe that, you cisbully

You can. Pay day loans got outlawed in some places. They renamed their businesses and the new laws did not affect them anymore

Will EA rename premium currency to "funbucks" next?

because of poor legal language

If this shit can get banned, what stops burgers banning lootbox?

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Sure you can. Just like you can rename Agression wars to "Peacekeeping operations" and get away with it.

So you're wrong then. Good to know.

Money

Because it's not about fooling people, it's abstracting a mechanic into a more general concept that can be applied outside of just "lootboxes". Are lootboxes bad but regular single-item gacha okay? It's important to be clear about these things.

>Pages upon pages in laws are dedicated JUST to defining stuff, calling lootboxes something else doesn't mean it does not fall under the definition of lootbox under the law
Which is why they are trying to redefine lootboxes before legislation kicks in

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wrong about what, poor legal language fucked it up
unless you think i'm the other dude you were talking to
totally not me
it was my cat on some guy's keyboard

everyone knows what a fucking lootbox is. You're just changing the name if you want to confuse people. Get the fuck out with your pseudo intellectual approach.

Still waiting for rape to be called surprise sex

>Epic Games Representatives
lol, no way. why is sweeney flashing his dick there?

Lootboxes are never ok if they are paid for. If you are going to include microtransactions in your game, then you should allow players directly pay for the items they want instead of throwing money at a slim to nil chance at getting it. Adjust your prices accordingly for the quality of the item and the effort it took to create it (common vs legendary skins in Overwatch, for example).

>BUT THEN WE WON'T MAKE AS MUCH MONEY BECAUSE PLAYERS WILL JUST BUY WHAT THEY WANT INSTEAD OF BUYING MORE LOOTBOXES!
Then actually work for the money people are paying for you and continue making content that people are going to want. God forbid you actually have to put effort into keeping players invested.

Really, that's what lootboxes come down to. Cost vs effort. They can shit out a loot table's worth of garbage items that take no effort, pepper in maybe a small handful of things players are actually going to want, give the desired items low odds and then that's it. It's a model that forces players to continue throwing in money not TO get what they actually want but UNTIL the can get what they actually want. For all but the luckiest of people, that means they're going to be at it for a long while and the devs won't have to lift a finger until the majority of paying players finally have everything they want, which isn't going to happen quickly.

If we've learned something from these threads is the fact that the majority of Yea Forums plays nothing but the kind of garbage that has lootboxes and the like as gameplay mechanics.
I don't give a shit about lootboxes and MTX because I still have to play a game that has then. Well, one of them has cosmetics but I've never spend a dime on it and never will.

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Where the fuck did you just snow in from?

Imagine being so contrarian on an anonymous imageboard and so desperate for attention you defend lootboxes.

They know exactly how it works.
What you are seeing is just law alchemy.

user, it's more about killing this cancer before it spreads further than the usual AAA normie fest or F2P gacha garbage.

If you wait until it becomes the normal, it gets much more difficult to kill it when it starts affecting the games YOU like.

You're missing the point, you idiot. Lootboxes are just a subset of these "surprise mechanics". Ban "lootboxes" and devs can just rebrand their mechanics slightly differently and get away with it. Ban "surprise mechanics" and lootboxes and everything similar to them get wiped as well.

>>premature ejaculation is now early access cum

do you think people on Yea Forums play the games they get outraged about?

Because it fucking works for some reason

So you're saying EA shot themselves in the foot by rebranding? You are even more retarded than previously thought.

>getting a gf is now called impossible

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It's like calling a tranny a woman

MTX and lootboxes have been a thing for the past 12 years (and the concept has been part of the entertainment industry since forever: just look at card games); meanwhile of the five recently released games I played this year only one had something resembling a MTX, and it still was something that had no impact on the game.

Your slippery slope isn't going to scare me.

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No, they are being cautious because matters of law are serious. Worse than getting lootboxes banned is getting into trouble later because whatever mechanics they had would also fall under the same umbrella even though they thought it was safe.

I think what scares me the most is that if they fail to ban RNG loot box shit it already brought awarness to competitors like Casinos in shit, card games that video games are a massive threat to there industries.

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Isn't Konami already ballsdeep in the Pachinko Life to the point all their intellectual properties are basically husks to brand Pachinko machines with?

Fuck off summerfag.

>be on trial for murder
>try to bamboozle the judge by calling it "bodily harm" so you don't get into trouble later on when you assault a grandma after getting out of jail
this is coming from your brain.

I hope this kills CCGs like MTG and Hearthstone

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EA can hire hundreds of the best nosebergs and shekelsteins to win this easily.
Don't even get your hopes up.

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Yea it's pretty fucking weird how games are now being *Meta* and designed around microtransactions. I could give a shit about loot box's but the games that limit gameplay through micro transactions is ABSOLUTELY insane. I'm glad shit like auto chess is picking up to destroy pay to win type shit, the mobile industry right now is just abusing normies for money.

Sure thing, corporate bootlicker

An eight-grader at the school where I'm teaching has spent over 2000€ (probably even more by now) at Fortnite because his rich parents throw money at him to shut him up.

Imagine spending that much money on shit like that.

>affecting the games YOU like
i'm waiting for it to affect fighting games at the fighting game level

AH it wont kill it but it will make everything for sale maybe, is it entirely possible that games can us third party sites?

Would you like to buy the answer to that question?

Corporate boot licker>guberment boot licker

HOLD THE FUCK UP

I HAD THIS FUCKING TOY WHAT GOD DAMN SHOW WAS THIS. I KNOW IT HAD OTHER DINOS WITH ROBO BITS. One for sure was a pterodactyl.

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sorry user I don't know what this pic is

Why are you typing like a retard? Use implication impalers like everyone else faggot.

>can't talk about anything without bringing up blacks
O B S E S S E D

>wanting the government to actively regulate games
There's NO WAY this won't backfire on you retards.
Look at countries where the government actively regulates the content of games; namely Ausfailia and Germany.

Many games in both those nations' are censored.

>muh chilluns though

Listen, keep your fucking wallet and card away from your kids. Actually parent them. Even then, I'd rather a couple of Timmies rack up 1k on credit cards than having the government start regulating games.

This WILL fuck you guys over in the future. Just watch.

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I'm not defending lootboxes.
I'm just pointing at Yea Forums's hypocrisy. Pic very, very related.

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where is the hypocrisy?

>Niggers aren't akin to superman 64

can't fuck >us over any harder than rolling over and letting normalfags like you shit up the hobby did, resulting in lootboxes in the first place.

Anyone have a link to the hearing video? All I find are faggots on youtube making super long reaction videos to it with clips here and there, but I want to see the full video without any third party commentary from some "MAKE SURE TO LIKE COMMENT AND SUBSCRIBE AND HIT THAT BELL NOTIFICATION" faggot.

That's what I've been saying since this shit started, but Yea Forums is too retarded to see the whole picture

>Brazilian laws classified videogames as a form of gambling thanks to conservative politicians so everything videogame related has a pretty high tax

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Only someone who plays nothing but AAAAA trash would believe that the hobby is ruined.

AAA publishers had ages to self-regulate. They had endless warnings to reel it in. But they kept making their games shittier and grindier to facilitate f2p bullshit in $60 games.
They only have themselves to blame for the government getting involved. I'm starting to believe the greedy fucks in charge would have ignored the content warnings of the early 90's until the government had to regulate game content.

Think harder, user.

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Oh boy you haven't see what's to come. Enjoy Ausfailia and German censorship laws.
Exactly. I'd rather dumbass parents part with their money then ever let the government police content in gaming.

you;re wrong

Money in politics.
They naturally have a piece of the cake that is the united states government.
Nothing will happen as usual.
They will obey their overlords under the excuse that they can regulate themselves.
And pic related proves that is bullshit.

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It’s not about the children and it’s not about the cosmetics. It’s entirely about the industry taking a nosedive in quality gameplay due to this instant gratification transaction system. Overall games aren’t good anymore, save for a few outliers each year. They’ve mostly decided to replace ingame rewards and progression with microtransactions and loot box conveyor belts designed to make even the strongest willed gamer spend to actually get something worthwhile.

>free game whose gameplay loop was designed around gacha shit
>$60 game whose gameplay loop was butchered to force gacha shit
>HURR SAME THING!

>Ancaps are so fucking rabid they have to come in a thread about fucking EA to defend corporations

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stop watching anime

I don't give a fuck about western shit. Germany and Australia have refused to rate certain Japanese games or have their versions censored.

no. stop posting

please point me to the post that explicitly conflates the two.

Are ancaps and lolbertarians that retarded?

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That's only true if you only play big budget western games.
I still have to be affected by microtransactions and lootboxes, but I have too much to lose if the government decides to regulate videogames directly.

>"To protect the local videogame industry, the government decided to put a 50% tax on videogames not made by American companies. This tax will be used to fund independant videogame development on the state of California"

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>Why the fuck do people think you can just rebrand a word and fool everyone that way
it works
>obesity is now thick
>fetishism is now sexual identity
>slavery is now human trafficking
>scat is now ass eating
actually most of it is used in sexual things now that I think about it

Yes. They are.

>They’ve mostly decided to replace ingame rewards and progression with microtransactions and loot box conveyor belts designed to make even the strongest willed gamer spend to actually get something worthwhile.
It effectively is about children then whether it crosses most peoples minds, or not.
>start regulating games
>start
ur dum shut up

>it's not a casino it's just a wealth adjustment hotel

>Trying to persuade someone who is a shill
Remember the industry has paid shills online defending the undefensible.

kill yourself

Japan and indie companies have adopted it as well, hell gacha shit has been part of Japan for a while now. It’s all the same and it’s all tearing down the industry. If it’s not a “cinematic experience” it’s got some form of microtransactions. Then there’s the outliers, most of which aren’t even worth playing let alone spending money on.

NO FUCK THIS I WILL FIND THIS SHOW FOR BOTH OF US user JUST WAIT I WILL DELIVER.

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Stealing is surprise resource allocation.

It's actually more often or not the kid stealing it since today's kids actually know how to use the numbers on the front and back of the card.

>they're not Epic and EA shills they're just opinionated fellow imageboard posters

Why do word shit like a fedora lmao

It's mostly just ancaps

>most of which aren’t even worth playing let alone spending money on
!
So, you're just one of those bitter individuals who due to their own personal issues stopped enjoying videogames and want to ruin the fun for everyone.
It makes sense. You're every bit as bad as the SJWs trying to get rid of tits under the "we want to protect women from sexual exploitation" banner

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Kek

Well now I'm curious too.

>Why the fuck do people think you can just rebrand a word and fool everyone that way
because you can

DELIVERED.
EXTREME DINOSAURS. IT WAS FUCKING EXTREME DINOSAURS.

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I prefer the term "Struggle snuggle".
Much more intimate.

Yes because unlike your shithole, in the US the government has left games alone

Based government regulation poster. Spreading the truth. Seriously, if the companies are already capable of censorship, who knows what else will be censored in our games.

Surprise stock reallocator

A kid who steals from his own family isn't being raised well either.
I knew where my grandparents kept all their money and they didn't trust banks. I could've been rich if I just stole from them and ran off somewhere.

just wait for someone to shitpost with >cuck didnt steal from grandparents and run with the money

Dinosaucers?

I enjoy video games fine, but saying the industry isn’t in a shitty place is naive. I’ve probably played more games this last year than I have in a long time. The fact of the matter is that companies are being allowed to fuck over their consumers (and employees) instead of self regulating. The quality has disappeared because of it. It’s gotten so bad that children and their parents are being affected, not just whales. I just want a heap of new and fun games, not this shitheap with a diamond or two. We’ll have a renaissance after all this, but before long it may be regulated further. But at least until then we can buckle down on some actual fucking quality.

Good job user

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Let me help you out zoomer

>be 2001
>get based dad to buy me GTA 3
>play with him
>mom hates it but we just laugh at her
>best xmas ever

>be 2013
>wifes son wants GTA V
>sure kiddo but dont tell biological father he'll freak
>kid literally scream BUY ME IT NOW YOU PIECE OF SHIT
>rings up his dad on his galaxy S4
>YO DAD THIS PIECE OF SHIT WONT BUY ME A PS4
>YEAH I KNOW YOU GOT ME PS3 BUT I WANT 4

things are so much better now.

This is all over the place in Japan. Evangelion and Fist of the North Star are two of the highest grossing Japanese media franchises of all time and they made their billions off of pachinko and nothing else.

>what is the ESRB
where's the porn games being sold in walmart retard?

Yup Dinosaucers

youtube.com/watch?v=aIfuDwyRVoM

>kill hookers with son
>soon later wifes son meme
wow how did it come to this?

>janny is now "hot pocket enthusiast"

It would be much better if people voted with their wallets and ignored games that had pay to win elements.
Part of the problem of course is the corrupt gaming media.
They shill these games like fuck and never question it.
In fact YouTubers who have been critical of the gaming industries tactics have been demonitized.
I can't stand Jim Sterling's politics and stance on sex in video games but he is right about the shitty things companies do to take your money

I don't deny that the industry isn't in a good place but that's mainly due to cutting corners everywhere. You talk like every single videogame uses lootbox and microtransactions, and that's not true.
Expecting a videogame "renaissance" in your lifetime is as naive as expecting a Hollywood "renaissance", because both industries are billionaire and will never go back to their humble origins. Do you know what will happen? Games will start being cut in half, selling every half at $60 because idiots like you couldn't handle seeing whales wasting their money.

I don't care, seeing lolbert tears is enough to make me support this.

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We know lootboxes is what all mayor publishers want in their games. Lootboxes.

I've never considered loot boxes to be gambling; if it was gambling there would be a chance you wouldn't win anything which is never the case -- you just don't always win the thing you want.

Jews.

I'm slowly beginning to believe we truly are headed to a true dystopian society created by companies desperate for any way to make a buck. Shit like Shadowrun is gonna happen eventually in real life.

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Oh, come on.
Jim Sterling is one of those corrupt paid shills.
>Never, during the past 10 years, said shit about Valves online store monopoly
>Suddenly he starts denouncing Valve's evil grip on PC gaming left and right while praising and supporting the Epic Store, a platform guilty of exactly the same sins as Steam.

Again, it’s not about me hating that whales are wasting their money. It’s entirely about the companies making games replacing gameplay and progression with some form of microtransactions, lowering the quality of their product. Other game developers jump aboard this newfound money maker and eventually most do have some form of it in their games. Whales can waste away, children can use daddy’s card, I don’t give a damn. What I care about is the actual quality gameplay being shat out because of it.

BAN YU-GI-OH CARD PACKS

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Cool. Can I get around gambling regulations if I modify a slot machine to spit out a penny for every dollar spent?

you underestimate the power of connotations
and how easily it is to manipulate people just by rewording a few phrases

let me fix that for you, zoomer

>1999
>be 14
>go to store
>buy game that's all about adventure and fun
>go home
>play
>have fun
>be done
>go to sleep

>2019
>be 14
>create account
>download game launcher
>connect to company's server because it's the only way to get your game
>download free game or pay for a game
>get hooked on loot boxes
>annoy your parents for money because you think you need these boxes
>act like a complete moron

you can get around gambling regulations by making it spit nothing out for every dollar spent

Imagine still playing games with microtransactions in them lol. Reminder that you drones who buy them are the reason why companies keep getting worse and worse with their greed. You have no one to blame but yourselves. I'll stick to indie and AA games thanks.

AGREED, BOOSTER PACKS ARE SCAMS. MAKE THE COMPANIES SELL SINGLES.

It's no different than a capsule machine.

And I tell you again: you talk like every videogame is a victim of that.
You must have a very narrow taste to believe otherwise. I'm sure you only play games like Overwatch or Rainbow Six Siege; meanwhile I just finished a Japanese indie Contra-like game with nothing of what you're saying on sight.

And you can tell how bad something is by how often it needs to be reworded.

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They do rely on abusing people with gambling problems, just one more roll and you might get that hat you wanted, just buy a couple more tickets and you'll surely get that character you really like.
Sure it's not 100% gambling, but it's just as predatory and unethical, specially since it's aimed at children, who tend to fall really fucking easily for this sort of shit, and it also lends itself to even shadier stuff like what happened with the CSGO gambling sites.

The majority of games have predatory practices. Any game with loot drops is a testament to this.

I was just saying that it isn't gambling and people should stop labeling it as such just to get a scare out of the uninformed.

What are boxes you faggot
>UH WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO BAN GUMBALL MACHINES

>tards still falling for this
Then again I just gave you a (You) too. My point is that you and everyone that replies to you deserves to kys

>you couldn't stand watching whales lose their money
Can't you see that the companies want to make everyone a whale.
It's always online games as a service, pay2win, designed that you will keep paying for something you already paid for.
It's ruining games.
Why don't they be upfront about it.
Have subscriptions.
Have DLC.
But no they have this shitty fruit machine mechanic because they know that is the one that will take in the most money

>loot drop is predatory
you payed for the whole game the loot depends on how long you're willing to fight the monster
do not make a bad comparison ever again

Depends on what the items are.
The value of cosmetics and capsule toys are determined solely by their rarity. Whereas for gacha, the characters vary so wildly in actual useable value in the game, that it's not fair to use the same comparison.

If you don't tell them to fuck off, eventually some twitterfag kid will come along and thing it's unironically okay.

Oh, yeah, I'm sure your government was incredibly concerned about the quality of gameplay inside vidya gaems when they pushed for control over this new media for mass comm.
I'm sure every change that follows after this will be completely positive and beneficial towards the quality of games.

Cunt.

Don't use words that are too big for you.

>Games will start being cut in half, selling every half at $60 because idiots like you couldn't handle seeing whales wasting their money.

The industry is already doing that, if they could get away with it any harder, they would be already like with the FF7 remake.

>it isn't gambling
That's funny because it matches the definition of gambling.

>never spent money on cuckboxes or any form of gambling
>never bought dlc or preordered
>pirate 95% of the games i play now

who else has ascended past bothering with all this retarded nonsense

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Dumbfuck you can get them online. Stupid shit that isn't a law.

that isnt a law dumbfuck

answer this for me

whats the lowest youd pay for a game if it included every single piece of content they plan to release if its not already released?

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There's no loot boxes in fortnite

>You can't just call something something else so it doesn't get affected by a law

Sure you can. The US has been "freeing" countries for decades now to get around international warcrime laws.

>pedophiles are just Minor Attacted Persons
>illegal invaders are just Undocumented Citizens
>terrorism is just part and parcel of a big city

>niggers are just urban youths

I've bought DLC for Bloodborne and for Halo 2/3 back in the day but that's it. Gambling is for impulsive cucks

>lowest I'd pay
Zero dollars. That'd be ideal

Because even if 50% of people is smart enough to realize just how ridiculous this shit is, the other 50 are fucking retards with more money than brains itching to buy useless garbage. Those are the target demographic.

Sure you can, just ask Academi, Blackwater, Xe, Triple Canopy.

>getting fired is now called "resizing"
You mean downsizing which we do already use

>get hooked on loot boxes
Excuse me sir, I think you meant "get hooked on surprise mechanics". Please correct your message and have a good day.

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>Gacha are banned
>Fate Grand Order close up
>Nasu is forced to release the Tsukihime VN remake and a new Anime

I see this ban as an absolute win.

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>bill is passed IN AMERICA
>somehow effects Japan
??????

Dumb kohakuposter

Its not that, its that they have to tip toe around certain words for their investors and stuff. its kinda scumy, but if you have ever worked for any company, anything pigger than a ma and paw shop, you know you have to curate your words.

>Japanese dogs not following their American masters

hehehehe

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>America is Japan now
Tard Alert

>cuck didnt steal from grandparents and run with the money

$3

UNPOPULAR OPINION COMING UP
I think Overwatch lootboxes are the "least worst" of all of them, they give you a lot of them and it's JUST cosmetic items, there is no real player progression if not for cosmetics and everything else is unlocked from the start. it's a completely optional thing that you also get tons just from playing the game
game still sucks so it's not like it matters

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>I think Overwatch
stopped reading here. your opinion is shit, youre shilling, youre trying to paint them in a better light, yet it doesnt matter because the game and its company funding its development is shit

>least worst
See? This why we can't have nice things

>Struggle snuggle

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youtube.com/watch?v=dgUbRpdUN1w

What did they expect? *snort*

>game still sucks so it's not like it matters

>Lootboxes are ok. Prove me wrong

They are designed to be additive to condition you to spend cash on things you wouldn't normally. These are then sold to children who don't have fully developed brains who are unaware of this addiction conditioning who will then suffer with this in their adult life with the potential of destroying their lives and the lives of their family members around them.

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I'm not a murderer, I'm just ethically challenged!

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Wait fortnite doesn't have lootboxs, what are epic making fools of themselves for
Based, anti immigrant is a shit tier ideology, all the problems in Europe have come from inadequate policing

Sex is now gender
Gender dysphoria (something we cannot actually treat yet) is being called transgenderism but its not a treatment