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>stonetoss
that's a post-ironic based from me

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PLEASE, take a shower

/an/ here. what's futa?

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it's when a girl has a dick and balls along with her vagina. it's another word for hermaphrodite.

based footCHAD.

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go back to your containment board dogfucker

Post the giantess version of this comic

based

would her having a dick and balls make it difficult to fuck her vagina?

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I dont get it

girls don't have male sex organs

Anyone have the Dobson edit?

cringe

stonetoss.com/
At least he's self aware, what did he mean by this?

nah, the dick always finds a way
girls can have whatever they want in the world of 2d

perfect

based

See

>inceltoss

Have sex

>yikes
kys

t.incel

>in the world of 2D
Doesn't exist. They still aren't girls. The males that are into futa are fags and the women that are into futa have massive penis envy. You people spend too much time diving into sex fetishes and your brains are fucked up from it.

Read a book

Someone do Xbox PC, PS4

>Fantasies don't exist
Ok retard

I read plenty of doujins thank you
>calls someone who told an incel to have sex an incel

No way, fag
You're on your own

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someone post the honeyselect and Koikatu

Telling others to have sex doesn't mean that you have had sex

Purple Coins >>>> Blue Coins

I meant now, dammit!!

More!

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fpbp

Never post again

>fantasies don't exist
They literally don't. Congrats. You're retarded.

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Nobody can escape from getting mommy's special milk

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fucking based

die cis scum

its pretty stupid to pick a fight against cis people when cis people are 97% of the world's population and every LGBT individual is completely dependent on cis people in every perceivable way. Completely and utterly dependent.

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Oh, you innocent, innocent child...

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My eternal nigga

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i ironically unironically enjoyed icons AMA

>Size not smashing Feet
One job

>editing the original edit
Futafags are pathetic
This is also acceptable

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anyone got the vore edit of this one

Based

How do I get gud at this game?

micro>macro

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close.

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based giant belly bro

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Holy shit this is genius.

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>kys
cringe

dilate

pick boobs or butt at the start and put negative points into feet or you'll contract several diseases

what about being micro to a micro girl

this. just be careful to not kill her by accident

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I'd like to see what Vore is like

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I'd rather be macro to a macro girl desu

I thought I had the Dobson inflation edit saved but I guess not.

Nigger

Should be Ultimate and Project M with melee as green

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say that to my face fucker not online

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based. Futafags getting DABBED on like usual

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Unironically based, tummy is fantastic and way more erotic than most people give it credit for.

based kip poster

you take me for a neanderthal, sir?

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based! :)

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based
never go 3dpd

Micro girl or micro guy?
There is, in fact, a wrong answer

both

We're not talking about your regular flat midriff here, user.

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Is it that some of the most incredible artists are also footfags, or is it footfags just have a disproportionate amount of money to spend on commissions?

Rather 3d than be a literal faggot.

Micro guy
Fucking macro guy

>kip

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Holy cow I can sniff it from here

FOOTARDS BTFO

the first one is very evidently not true, so it's the second one by default

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based!

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I'm so fucking lonely guys, why can't I have a 2d anime gf that loves me for who I am?

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Because you're a cunt to people you've never met

the former, this artist in particular draws feet almost exclusively.
It's truly the thinking mans fetish.

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>3D "women"

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Who's the artist bro

>being gay

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>not begin a Monstergirl Patrican

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God dammit

>it truly is the thinking man's fetish
It's always low T fags that say shit like this. I've seen cucks say the same shit about their extremely negative and self-loathing fetish.

Footfags, you guys are alright. At least you guys aren't futafags or cucks.

I try to be nice to people online, but that won't make 2d real.

>thinking mans fetish.
>saves what it could be an screenshot of a youtube video

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These need to be combined.

Yomu.
he's so popular he's getting his own anime, and it's entirely about feet in tights and stockings.
youtube.com/watch?v=9H9avnZXdm0
Feels great being a footCHAD in this day and age.

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enjoy tyrone's sloppy seconds you unmitigated cuck

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doing the opposite won't make them real either

The former. Artists that draw feet really well are almost universally footfags because drawing detailed, good-looking feet is hard as fuck (which is why most artists hide or cut off the feet/lower body) so the ones who can do it are the ones who draw them constantly. And the ones who draw them constantly are footfags. It's why artists who can draw cute feet almost universally draw nothing BUT cute feet.

Cringe

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>At least you guys aren't futafags
It's always low T fags that say shit like this.

it isn't.

BASED FOOTCHAD

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based

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Cope.

Well, its kip’s character.

cherry picked images. Most drawn feet look bad.

Holy fuck. when does this com

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let them be fools on their own

Imagine thinking of Tyrone right away. In your mind lives Tyrone, rent free. Your mind is literally cuckolded.
Enjoy masturbating to men playing dress up, kek.

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Fact: Futa on Futa is the only good type of futa and possesses the only futafags that aren't complete obnoxious homosexuals that need to spam their fetish 24/7

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too human

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>kip’s character

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>handholding
>lesbian kissing
>stockings and heels
I don't even care too much about the size difference thing but damn that's a nice webm

>implying all stench bros fans aren't the greenshirt

>In your mind lives Tyrone, rent free.
you don't pay rent for wh*Te property that you own
t. tyrone

Feet is down there with fatshit and scat as one of the worst fetishes because there's simply nothing attractive about a woman's feet.
Liking futa makes you a faggot by default, don't even bother to debate me, you know I'm right

Holy fucking based

It really isn't dude. Thanks for the laugh though. It's nice knowing you futafags have perpetual chips on your shoulders.

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I don't consider myself a footfag but man.. something about those tights really does it for me.

hell, everything in this thread so far has been DeviantArt-tier

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Both are good!
Let's not turn this Into another MONSTER girl vs monster GIRL thread shall we?

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>footniggers appear
>3d pigs, fatfags and furfags immediately appear along them
This is why everyone hates you.

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I would cum instantly

Only if you count western 'artists'

The deformed faggot should be rosterfags

>not knowing Pewbutt

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>I will beat you with thirty shoes for your insolence and you'll probably enjoy it too faggot

Based

The punchline of the footfag enjoying the view is better

sauce?

too bad real life fatties end up having their fat stored almost entirely in their faces

go watch

At least there are no yuritards or tomboytards.

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just post real monster girls and there will be no conflict

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It's derailing time

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>there's simply nothing attractive about a woman's feet.
imagine being unironically homo

God I wish I were that dog

Based baguette

ok but we all know which is better

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>no gf like the girl on the left
AaaaaaaaaaAaaaaaaAAAAAAA

monster girl
girl monster

it would be funnier if he got smashed shortly after

Also you all have shit fetishes

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>spam their fetish 24/7
Futa isn't spammed anymore, it's not 2011

Imagine being this fragile

you don't have to, it seems
fuckin hippie

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based and cleanpilled

you don't know where to look. you find any of the good stuff on deviantart on any westcuck forum.

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>MONSTERgirltards trying to cope with MonsterGIRLS being both superior and infinitely more popular and acceptable
lmao no one cares about you retards until you start spamming your shit

Fuck off retard
Solo futa, futa or male or futa on trap. Those are the only good ones.
Rest does not even count as futa.

lets hear your fetishes fucko

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stay boring user

This, what the fuck

Yeah but footfags being crushed by the thing they love the most whilst boobs and ass remain only strengthens the notion that they are superior

>every participant being a futa isn't real futa unless I can self insert via getting a dick up my ass
I'm sorry futa on futa is the apex of heterosexuality, masculinity, and intellect and you're too much of a feminine homosexual for it.

s'true

>you find any of the good stuff on deviantart on any westcuck forum.
I'm guessing you forgot a "won't"?

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>boring
Pure cope, any fetishfag itt can say that and it'll be just as retarded

did the beetle ever stand a chance desu

>going whole hog so early into the thread
guess it's the day for it though

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gimme the one where the hornet is cut in two

Anyone who genuinely vehemently hates a fetish always has a fucked up one of their own they're insecure about. This is an absolute fucking FACT.

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yeah, my b.

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NOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T POST NAZI COMICS HERE AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH MODS MODS MODS DELETE HIM RIGHT FUCKING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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theres a whole universe around us and you wanna fuck mermaids. SAD!

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seconding

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when did Yea Forums become so boring, not even foot fags tier it's just plan as shit

stay boring.
a

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What are insect fights cool but animal fights are banned?

oh fuck

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bugs are icky so it's okay

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I don't hate fetishes, I hate fetishtards.
Yuri itself is just boring, but yuritards are obnoxious turboretards with inferiority complex.
Femdom is mediocre shit, but femdomfags are utter subhumans.
Futa is OK, but futards are such fucking autists who obsess over irrelevant details.

I have more than one of those fetishes

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based monky poster

Okay, but here me out: why do we still don't have a Bestiality edit yet ?

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Insects don't understand true pain.

the scorpion is a tank but the tarantula is just too soft and squishy, it never had a chance

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shit taste

nice

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Because we have some fucking standards?
Go back to Calgary, you cow-fucking Canadian.

Animals are little bitches

how do centipedes win?

>chill futa thread
>suddenly droves of people come and derail the thread with homo insecurity and the balls vs no balls war

FUCK

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They should all look like inbred mutants

Thread is pretty based and are my favorite

hahaha

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Someone do Xbox PC, PS4

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Scorpions are such fucking bullshit

Nerf fucking when?

>standards
i wish normalfags would fuck off, what's next you going to whine about 2d cunny being pedos

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>dick + balls + vagina = hermaphrodite
>dick + vagina = futa
>no vagina = man with tits
what's not to understand?

How tall is each girl?

I want that ass on my face gotdam

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He looks like he fucks black labs

>anyone liking sunshine
something more appropriate would probably be galaxy

is this yms

be the change you want to see
futa(nari) means hermaphrodite in japanese. the lack of balls is just an artistic decision used when the artist wants to show the girl's pussy without it being covered with the balls

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It begins

PLS JUST LET ME OUT

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stonetoss is a /pol/fag who lets capitalists fuck his butthole

gay thread

>being a tranny
Oof!

always nice to see the tables turned on a cent*pede

How can you be so retarted?

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>peanutbuttercat

Why would someone credit an edit?

>smashfags can only get along with smashfags
I don't know if you are aware of it, but you made yourself look very stupid

That guy's a fat fetish artist so maybe that's why

>girl with dick = dickgirl
>girl with dick and balls = futa
Simple

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Dickgirls have balls but no bussy

Stone cold

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Bug fightbro you got any cool beetles.

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brawhalla is bad?

it has hellboy in it!

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Arachnichads > Insectlets

No, the position is quite different.

No, that's a dude

no
>futanari/hermaphrodite = girl with dick+balls (although some artists don't include the later) and vagina
>dickgirl = another name for shemales (pre SRS trannies)

There's no way this is real.

What if they were born that way? A la fantasy world

I'M SO FRESH YOU CAN SUCK MY NUTS
youtube.com/watch?v=g95KabBPNRk

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>High Def
>High Dex
>High crit
>Damage over timer
>Armor piercing
Scorpions are broken in this game.

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wtf kage bee-shun no jutsu

are beetles even predators? they look like they get constantly shit on by all these scorpions

Fuck this 1v1 shit, I wanna see how a scorpion fights off a dozen spiders

I thought foot faggots were just fans of foot being involved in doing sexy stuff.
But apparently the feet themselves are the sexy stuff. Watched a 3 hour flick of nothing but feet doing feet stuff. And people seriously wank to that.
I wonder if there is a hand fetish as well.

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ohshit

Floss

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Shave

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Those matchups are complete bullshit. How is a fucking beetle supposed to stand a chance against a scorpion?

Nah dude Beetles are pretty cool, they can't stand their own against most things, how ever they do lose the scorpion match up hard, all it has to do is sink the tip of it's tail in the cracks in it's exoskeleton and that's that.
Scorps should be banned from competetive play.

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you do it if you're so great

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Deodorize

>be in iraq
>some of the crew setup a scorpion vs spider vs ants battle in a jar of sand
>ants were kicking ass
>one of the crew members who is a self-proclaimed conscientious objector wtf was he signed up for the army for was saying how he didn't like it
>jar is left over night because sleepy
>conscientious objector dipshit secretly dumps them out to free them
>HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF SOME BIGGER BEING MADE YOU FIGHT EACH OTHER TO THE DEATH FOR ENTERTAINMENT
i fucking hated him, why the fuck was he in the army if he's gonna be such a faggot

Project M died for Icons, Warchump, fuck you

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who the fuck won dammit, it's not on youtube

>that eye sting

Left is 6', right is 5'11"

The scorpion stung him

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No such thing.

that was clean as fuck.
fuck hornet niggers.

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And Icons died for Warchump's incompetence. Meanwhile, Project M is being continued under the name of Project Plus.

This template just makes it look like disdain for the mentally retarded

honestly scorps are pretty strong insect

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not being a dogfucking pedophile retard makes me a normalfag?

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don't forget
>80% chance to OHKO
>low stamina consumption on the most broken move in the game

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Thanks, user!

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based beyond belief

NOW we're talking

yes you fucking retard

While I appreciate that you essentially ended fetish dickwaving, go fuck a scorpion already, fag

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BASED, FPBP, AND /THREAD

>she's not flat as a board
>she's not wearing a plaid shirt
Close but no cigar.

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Where is the ohio edit

Dilate
even if his comics are a bit obnoxious sometimes they are all pretty based and truthpilled

post ones without scorpions, they win everytime

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Oh gawd sauce

check yourself in to the nearest hospice bucko cause you need some assisted suicide for the sickness that is your faggot existence.

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This, do you have some good beetle battles?

Also any ditto battles?

>retarted
>namefag

Nerf scorpions.

I feel bad for the scorpion, it wasn't even fighting back, just trying to escape

The scorpion wins every time...

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that is fucking horrific

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Sunshine is exactly the last panel though

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Why is it always a scorpion vs something?

They should really make little miniature cities for them to fight in so it seems more like a kaiju battle.

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The artistically inclined have predispositions towards mental illness, so I would be inclined to say the former.

He loves his broken scorpions
they win every time

>That eye grab

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>that clean kill
>that triumphant and majestic pose at the end
based beetlebro, hornets/wasps are the niggers of the insect world

>>be in iraq
>>HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF SOME BIGGER (((BEING))) MADE YOU FIGHT EACH OTHER TO THE DEATH FOR ENTERTAINMENT

memes aside we used to make scorpions fight camel spiders but it was always totally one sided so it was boring

Nice. Fuck foot cucks and brap faggots

fucking brutal

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What the fuck is the girl in blue and white doing to the other girl's foot? It's not a phone you moron.

I may have made too many webms.
Also most of this shit I found from Youko.tv, niconico and other japanese/Chinese video hosting websites.

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which one would usually win?

post shit without scorpions

Centipedes are tough man. Its a shame they always take out thier venom sack for these fights but i guess it would be boring if ever fight they had involving a centipede ended instantly. You'll notice the centipede has no fear at the begining and goes for the kill right away only to freak out once its bite doesnt work

Also Yea Forums has a 2 minute limit for webms.

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which do you think knucklehead, were you not paying attention to this thread

How is TerraFormars nowadays? I stopped when it jumped the shark and it was revealed the terraformars had been living on Earth for years making a secret plan to take over Earth.

Some people circlejerk the winning team instead of sticking to their hometown team.

Why did they make this a fight the scorpion just defends its self until the bug dies

>video games

Moisturize

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centipede would never be able to bite through a scorpions armor
they use their mandibles in a sawing motion, not sheer bite strength to kill and that would take an hour on a scorpion

yeah i can't watch this one.
that spider looks too cute and fluffy and it's just running for it's life.
I'd feel alot better if it was a wasp nigger.

Stop nerfing centipedes, these games are rigged.

Japanese bug fights are just feeding scorpions exotic cuisine

Pretty much yeah.

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that's why there were ants
ants even were whooping the scorpion lol

>yabby
What? That's a Crawdad.

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no, it's a size limit of 3mb for webm and 4mb for images (gif included)

martian magazine is far superior

>Bug vs way bigger bug with claws and armor and a stinger

Gee I wonder who is going to win

Ban scorpion niggers

>has a one hit kill move that's easy to land and he can just spam it
>sturdy as fuck
>strong as fuck
>fast as fuck
God can't balance for shit.

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wtf longhorn beetles arent even predators

Scorpions best build

It's what I found when trying to check for the name.
Yea Forums at the least has a 2 minute limit on top of that for webms

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huh?

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ultra based

>It funny when thing go boom haha

No one can convince me otherwise that centipedes are proof that satan exists

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I remember seeing this game in Nintendo Power. I was super hyped, but my local stores never got a single copy. Is it any good or is it wagglan gaem bullshit?

>poison resistance 50

everyone watching these bug fights should play that game. it's genuinely good

That's a mudbug idiot

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>it's their fault they were born that way

kino

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the scorpion, though the camel spiders could occasionally really hurt them and leave them crippled. they actually eat scorpions in the wild but they're ambush predators I guess, and scorps are just good at manfighting after the element of surprise is gone

ants are no joke, scorps are strong but swarms are op
youtube.com/watch?v=PXo2Zdhh7m0

Might as well pair the scorpion with a crab. That may prove to be a game changer

>pick poison dart as starting gift
>99% of the enemies take Fatal damage from poison
stay mad buglets scorpions actually read the manual before starting the game.

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not the scorpions fault other bugs are scrubs who cant evolve for shit

>trannytoss

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not much of a fight, really

I'm not blaming the scorpion, I'm blaming the japanese sociopaths who aren't familiar with weight classes

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>Sunshine
>good
Nice try nostalgiafag, just because it's the Mario game of your youth, doesn't mean it's not mediocre.

Centipedes have been killing scorpions for millions of years.they know exactly where to bite to land the venom

they were probably going to cook them regardless so they just wanted to mess with them beforehand.

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Do you have any bullet ants?

YOU FUCKING TRANNY YUO CAN ONYL BE YOYUR BIRTH GENDER!!!!

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Why are scorpions OP?

It's good to be amongst gods.

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Please, a scorpion lose, you're making me heel scorpions

They can kill small scorpions sure, but that's a fucking Emperor Scorpion. They've got the thickest armor and strongest claws of any scorpion.

Who could've guessed that dumping 40-60 webms would have taken a real long ass time

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Post scorpion vs scorpion.

these are ALWAYS bullshit, the scorpion NEVER FUCKING LOSES

who thinks of these fucking pairings

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Its a Crayfish retard

BASED NAVEL

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I dunno about the rest of the footfags but i like feet in a very bluntly sexual manner.
dick sandwidshed between two stocking clad feet is heaven.

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Nope. It's a sexual attraction to feet the same way people are attracted to breasts or asses.

i.youku.com/u/UNTMwODg5NDA=?spm=a2h0j.10182321.Subscribe.A
Here's where I found a good chunk of Japanese bug fights, I'm sure you can find a bunch more with the recommendations and shit like bilibili and nicodouga.
I don't know, but it has the brutality factor at the very least.

grab + ohko stinger. they're like little gator bugs but with venom and no competition from mammals
youtu.be/msVnME0mRtI

dilate

doesn't fucking matter, I've seen probably a hundred of these fucking insect battles posted and the only time I saw a scorpion lose was in a god damn mirror match

the cage is too small for the spider, smaller creatures had an easier time fighting the scorpion

Imagine minmaxing, but with all stats.

Dilate

Poor thing got dehorned instantly.

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Hornets and wasps are such cunts.

I'm not enjoying these anymore

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TRIPLE FUCKING DOUBLE

of course my favourite bugbro gets the most brutal death..
You put a good fight champ, truth is, the game was rigged from the start.

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Scorpion WINS

FATALITY!

>be midwestern user
>move to florida
>grandparents place backs up to a canal and swamplands
>eating dinner on the deck one night
>suddenly hear godawful screaming noise coming from the woods and the sounds of desperate thrashing
>what the FUCK is that
>"Oh dont worry user, a gator just caught a wild pig"
I learned to fear the shallows that night

Based Beetlebro.

based comment

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you're a cool dude beetlebro, its a shame the nips have replaced the concept of honor with sadism

I don't know how anyone can live where there are man eating lizards laying around all over the place

>this entire fucking thread
I just wanted a good LOL thread why do you faggots have to project your fucking fetishes whenever someone makes the slightest mention of it? Just go to fucking /d/ man.

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Based gator

Those wild pigs are a fucking infestation

Bug battles are a fetish?

Was that a tourist attraction? Jesus christ, that's brutal

thread got derailed 100 posts ago gramps this the bugfightnan general now.

I actually have a list from /aco/ that explain everything.

If it has a female body, real legitimate breasts, balls, and penis, it's a dickgirl or a mutant.

If it has all of the above and a vagina, it's a true futanari or hermaphrodite.

If it has no balls or penis, but does have a vagina, and no real breasts but masculine pecks and a masculine body with wide hips, it's a cunt boy.

If it has a penis and balls, no vagina, a slightly feminine body, and no natural breasts, it's a trap/faggot.

If it has none of the above features, it's a skin crawler hybrid.

nobody posted the andrew dobson inflation one yet?

Nah that dude is based for derailing. I'm just a bit miffed it's the same stonetoss comic with the only good edit being the dobson one.

Gators running around spices things up bro
youtube.com/watch?v=vUrxdSORO2Q

>actually having fetishes
>Not just fapping to everything
Didn't know Yea Forums was full of NPCs

gators are usually pretty chill as long as you dont fuck around in the water. They'd pull themselves up onto the banks of the canal and lay in the sun for hours on end and some of them were fucking huge. I've got a couple kinda neat stories

>gator floating along in the canal one day, maybe 14 footer
>see something stuck in its mouth
>it had caught a big old leatherback turtle
>turtle had twisted or something so the shell vertical and on its side, rather than flat
>gator cant get its jaws closed cuz they're being held open too high
>two old guys go out in a canoe, pull up alongside the gator and use an oar to knock the shell out of the gator's mouth
>gator goes on with its life

They're on a tour boat I think but you see the pigs going deeper into the water to grab food, so all the dude had to do was wait till the gator got close so he could throw a bit of food to lure a pig close to it

>being a /trash/ tier degenerate
>not having tastes refined through decades of hentai, and typefuckery

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I saw this one webm of a wild pig in india holding this child that's like 2 days old tops in it's maw and just running off with it and people were just watching by too scared to approach it as the baby was crying and screaming it's newborn lungs out.
it's a brutal world we live in, how lucky someone is to not be born i a third world shit hole is something that can never be understated.

>cunt boy
stopped reading.

When I was like 3 we lived in a house that backed up to a lake and gators would come into our backyard all the time

Just leave them alone, they'll usually just run away when they see people

Had the tarantula landed a bite, the scorp was done

Honestly probably the wrong species of tarantula, I believe that was a more docile one

>yuri part
The funniest part about that it's only yuri that get attack the most. I say that because of some anti-yuri fags go nuclear for no reason. You don't see them in yaoi, but you will see them in yuri. That might explain the inferiority complex.

>fapping to unrefined trash
If it doesn't include role reversal in any form, it's unfappable.

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Fact: Yandere is the best dere.

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I don't blame you. I hate them too.

Leave it to the autismos to overthink this shit.

If it has a cunt and a cock and/or balls it's a futanari, and if it doesn't have a vagina it's a dickgirl, or a newhalf if you're Japanese or a weeb. Simple as that.

Post it

Sunshine is the same cancer that Odyssey is

>You don't see them in yaoi
Nope
It's just that anti-yuri is its own thing, while anti-yaoi is most commonly seen in subhuman retards who also do all sorts of obnoxious shit themselves.

People hate yuriposters for yuriposter behavior, not because of yuri itself. Subhumans hate yaoiposters because subhumans hate anything with male on male in it.

>look at other girl out of casualty
>get your dick cut off.
lmao no

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another one
>see something floating down the canal one night
>twilight so its hard to make out
>figure its just another gator
>notice the tip of its snout is oddly rounded and blunt
>must've gotten in a fight or something
>comes closer, get a better look at it
>its a fucking python
>go get grandpa's .45 and shoot it
fucking things are invasive and they'll kill even gators

That is wrong

>we just so happened to have right particular Mario poses from each respective game for this edit

Holy kek

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>NOOOOO DONT HAVE SPECIFIC TERMS FOR THIINGS

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took me a sec

Have a papsmear

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>anyone who dislike yaoi is a subhuman
Excuse me, but it seem like you and yuri aren't so different after all.

seconding.

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kill yourself reddit

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>more docile
that was a king baboon, one of the most aggressive species

What a cozy boy

best one ITT

Cringe.

Gotem

muh based bro xdddd

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You seem angry, bro

you having a stroke there bud?

I don't get this one. The LGBT community despises pedos. How many levels of irony is this supposed to be on?

>Foot fetishist who only likes bare feet
>Foot fetishist always draw the girls wearing some sorta socks
Pain, sock niggas and armpit niggas always win

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Brawlhalla is fucking fantastic.

*Melee and Project M with Ultimate as green

vocaroo.com/i/s0EkDdSP8xuN

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Here you go user

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But they hated user because he told the truth

Sauce me please it's so hard to find good fat imp midna

The man who would have married you.

Alright, that was pretty good, here's your (you).

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Feet are quite possibly the most perfect human bodypart.
God damn.

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you gotta love the classics

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Not liking yaoi is one thing. Barafags don't like it while being only mildly autistic about it, for example.
Anti-yaoi is totally different. It's the full retard shriek.

Yuriposting is more annoying than yaoiposting simply because it has more of this obnoxious "this is how things should be, men are abominations". This is what anti-yuriposters oppose, not the "I fap to dykes" posters.

tl;dr yuri as fetish is fine, yuri as lifestyle is worse than furries

Fuck me those are some cute toes.

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based and trumppilled

vocaroo.com/i/s12ReWzBLmkF

based but also have sex and cope while you're at it

Easy there little buddy

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>I am BOOMER
always gets me

CRINGE CRINGE BASED CRINGE CRINGE ONIONS BASED CRINGE *SCOOBY DOO SOUNDS*

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>No zoom Zoom ZOOMIES!

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This thread went off the rails really fast but I wanted to make this edit.

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sweet i love death grips

i think there are already some episodes out, just look up miru tights on youtube

Have a free (You)
That one was good

The drawing skills in this one is another level. Source?

imagine the smell

Dude, that can be said for any fetish. You are assuming very few posters = all other people with the same fetish.

sunshine is better then 64, and I say that as somebody who started with 64

- Better technical visuals
- Better visual design
- Better audio quality and better music
- More responsive and tighter controls
- More movement options (gives up long jump for spin jump and slide)
- Better atmosphere
- Better consistent themining/making the envoirments feel like real places

And most importantly, better level design that's more conductive to free-form platforming that actually takes advantages of the sandbox nature of the game design, which 64 utterly failed at. Around half the stages in 64 were explictly linear, such as Tick Tock Clock, Rainbow Ride, the Bowser sections; etc; and even the worlds that were osteibly "open", such as thwomp's fortress and bomb-omb battlefdield, in practice still had a pre-designed linear pathway that all the map's platforming was designed around.

By contrast, nearly every stage in sunshine is either truly open, with platoforming distributed around the map and the player being able to design their own pathing through the level geometry, or with multiple paths. For example, Bianco Hills, like Bomb-omb battlfield, has a central path through the stage and then spiralling up a tower, but there's also a large village to the left, a wall section with waterwheels, a park area with trees, and a lake with large poles and tightropes, and you can freeily and creatively platform off of and between all of those parts of the maps; wheras in Bomb-omb there's basically fucking nothing outside of the main pathway

The ONLY reason people say Sunshine has worse level design is because they are brainlets who don't bother to try to come up with optimized, faster pathing and instead just use fludd as a crutch. If Sunshine actually had a system to encnourage people to avoid fludd and optimize their pathing and come up with new paths, say like Sonic Adventure's rank mechanic, people would laud it

I've seen enough threads with this shit.
Yuriposters are more annoying than trapposters, although that one Astolfoposter is sure trying to catch up.
Yaoiposters are rare as fuck and pretty chill. Baraposters are mixed.
Footfags are a meme, they aren't actually that bad.
Gentle femdom was huge cancer once, but it mellowed out.

Every fetish has its community here and at the moment, yuri and tomboys are the shitposting retard's fetish of choice.

Shota subhumans do the same thing whenever someone post straight shota, it's hilarious seeing someone acting elitist about fapping to little boys fucking each other. Everyone here thinks they're some sorta hipster for having a fetish society looks down on but no you're fucking not

Brush

But you are using Yea Forums as evidence though, that's literally the dumbest thing to do. This place is fueled to the brim with people with obsessions, that should have been a clue for you to not based evidences on this place.

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adam from your movie sucks horse cocks

It's even more hilarious when lolifags think they're better than shotafags, then drop the whole "it's 2D" act and talk about how it's OK to fap real little girls because feminists want you to not do that.

>vocaroo.com/i/s12ReWzBLmkF
10/10 schizo poster

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And then when you tell them that their mentally ill they just call you Reddit

I call them /pol/ and then they pretend I'm actually /pol/
Lolitards are all headcases

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