Is Kazooie /our girl/ ?
Is Kazooie /our girl/ ?
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she cums when you hit her
birds can't cum
Are we sure about that
kazooie is a girl?
Even if she wasn't, that wouldn't stop the porn artists...
birb
>animal:
>
>Yea Forums: I wanna FUCK that animal
Boys don’t lay eggs yoshi doesn’t count
You got a problem with that tranny?
not if i have anything to do with it
Yes.
People would rather fuck animals than trannies desu
Listen to this song and tell me what do you hear:
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you guys are fucked, birds don't want what you're serving up...
It’s based on that I think
Yes
Look at this dude, look at him and laugh.
which other vidya characters give off the same Sassy tomboy energy as Kazooie?
Midna is an easy choice, but Kazooie has her beat in that department. Plus 99% of the Midnafags are midget fuckers who all believe her imp form has a better body than her True Form.
it is though
lanklust clouds your mind
the madlad
>I want a talon job from a birb of prey
hate the sinner and love the sin
>tfw you will never suck on those talons
Help me Yea Forums... why am I sexually attracted to birds?
youre a degenerate
Whomst is this? What game?
one of the stock characters from Dreams.
She had piercings and bones and shit all over her but I removed those.
Bird races are patrician as fuck. We need more of this shit.
Reminds me of SSsonic's Kazooie Art.
>Dreams
what is that?
this would be really hot if kazooie wasn’t a bird
>it is though
You poor bastard.
BIG MEATY CLAWS
>SSsonic
That guy is a hit and miss when it comes to art. He reminds me a sunibee.
Kazooie gave me a thing for sassy tomboys since I was young that has never been satisfied.
>Is Kazooie /our girl/ ?
She's racist too?
>tfw no crane gf
I want those claws to pierce my dick.
This is some filthy fetish tier hand(talon)holding desu, pretty steamy stuff.
oof
>Jinjos, or Jiggers as I like to call them
It's a shame he's gone so hard gay recently
PS4 game from the LittleBigPlanet guys
>not liking birds
>ps4
damn, i dont have one
that screenshot looked pretty cool tho
Duh. They are called banjo-kazooie, the two most redneck hillbilly nigger shooting instruments in existence. A banjo and kazoo is cover of Dixieland would be kino.
>Stony says some Mayan gibberish
>Kazooie: "We speak English in the game."
That's a just human woman with feathers and a beak
>didn't even mention trannies
RENT FREE
and she's also fat and ugly to boot
play the fucking games
>holy fuck, this is amazing
his talons are tied together like a prisoner
>Gammo: We are aliens
>Kazooie: BUILD THE WALL
Kazooie isn't really a tomboy, her speech pattern is based off of what is essentially British thots who speak nastily. I can't remember the name for them but there was a kazooie thread months ago and alot of Brits keep saying they couldn't get into her because of that, since the IRL versions are insufferable apparently
>Birds in charge of fucking up Bees and Wasps
No bird on this planet has been as BASED
imagine
she's a right slag, that's wot she is
Reminder that burds only got one fughole
So it's technically anal every time you fug the burd
god imagine if that eagle just got up and started slapping his cock across the girl's face...so hot
That bird wants to rip her face off.
>i can smell Democracy™
jesus those talons could rip your face off
Honestly she doesnt speak like a chav, she's too mischievous. she's just a bit nasty at the end of the day. I like how she plays off jamjars.
>cock
user...
Thats a face of pain not pleasure
for kazooie, those two are synonymous
Sauce?
I feel sorry for your gf
>"Sorry for all the rough stuff"
>"Thats okay, i enjoyed it!"
Flamberge
Which bit of England is Kazooie supposed to be from?
i want to hug this bird
>having a crane wife
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No,thats why shes /our girl/
nowhere, shes just a bird made up by an english game studio
>asks if you have green cards
dumb featherless owls
She's speech is based off birds from a certain area, but I've forgotten which
DAMN!! Imagine one of them running up to you with their gigantic penis and there's nothing you can do about it. And you're like "Oh man, I'm gonna have to suck this thing", and you brace yourself to suck this giant penis. But then, at the last moment, it changes trajectory and hits you in the eye. You think to yourself "Well, at least I got that out of the way", but then the giant penis rears back and stabs your eye again, and again, and again. Eventually, this giant penis is penetrating your gray matter, and you begin to lose control of your motor skills. That's when the giant penis slaps you across the cheek, causing you to fall out of your chair. Unable to move and at your most vulnerable, the giant penis finally lodges itself in your anus, where it rests uncomfortably for 4, maybe 5 hours.
some of these camera angles are far too lewd
>PS4
Eh
>LittleBigPlanet
Dropped
haha
Nah, both talons have one cuff each. It's a falconry thing, though I couldn't tell you what they are called.
That's kinda hot!
Shit like this makes me realize my life is so uneventful.
My grandpa feeds crows and they follow him eveywhere now and bring him stuff. It's not that hard to get birds to like you
Could be worse.
ayy lmao
its not based off any one county, just a type of girl you see knocking about. its really a universal thing but maybe its more common in england or australia or ireland
damn...
Yikes!
Shit, dude.
The creator's are Brits if I remember so that's why she kinda talks like a sassy brit
what the balls is it doing
>that fucking tiptoeing
why would you post this?
more like nigel the retarded bird. couldn't realize he was messing with a fucking plastic doll
I want to mate with her cloaca
Hello Snoy shill! How's Playstation All Stars Battle Royale? I heard you can play as little big faggot in that game too!
it wants to fuck that zookeeper
It's attracted to the zookeeper
I'm dead fucking serious. Ostriches born and raised in captivity grow attracted to humans.
Mating dance. He sees the human as a potential mate.
is this ostrich actually trying to fuck the guy sweeping her shit
it wants to fug the human
>Yea Forums is full of featherfuckers
Not a surprise really
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It's attempting to either seduce or intimidate the rake, not totally sure which.
You jacking off to porn is the same thing. They pretend.
Humans are fucking rad, dont let anyone tell you otherwise.
According to the bird thread on 8 chan /zoo, this is false.
Secretary birds have gotten a lot more popular recently
I wonder why
imagine
Ah so that's like twerking for ostrich? Strange stuff.
Imagine playing ddr against this beast
literally nothing to do with it
everything except deer
deer are for /k/
Indeed.
i ain't gonna read that shit
based
>>LittleBigPlanet
>Dropped
Sounds like you don't like fun user.
could always be worse
>that one vore fic about a big hungry female gryphon taunting and then hungrily picking up and gulping down a screaming human boy alive and storing him in her crop
>mfw once came across an image from what looked like a hunter's camera left out in the woods at night
>it depicted a doe licking her pussy, legs spread far apart
>her pussy was super puffy and shiny
AYYYYYY LMAHOOOOOOOT
Jesus, that thing looks like it could be real life Pokemon
Will our hero prevail and the merge complete before he has to finally answer for his debt??
god, the ending of that story is hot as fuck
Vore is stupid and you're a fag
>Chris' relationship with Walnut has lasted 10 years, longer than any of his human relationships thus far.
bbb....B..b.b..b.BROS!?
>hey human, let me be your hat
>cmon man its a perfect fit
More evidence for my claim that all birds are autistic
Wait what?
>HELLO WHERE ARE THE BURGER
what's it called?
C L O A C A
here's Shoebill-chan ready to kick King Julian's shit in
Reminds me of grape-kun
YOU JUST KNOW
is ryona common irl?
It's called masochism. Whips are a common sex kink for a reason.
let him dream
fucking lmao
kek
>tfw you realize all these stories of tiny greys in barnyards were just these lil niggas all along
Why do animals have way more attractive faces that people? Like, I've never seen an ugly bird
Because you're use to people. Look at the birb's perceptive and they will think some of their own kind is ugly as shit.
most animals have fur, scales or feathers that hide the blemishes that would be on their skin
Daily reminder.
Haha isn't that so weird you guys haha
>General Grievous
the third picture reminds me of that image of the little girl running
i wanna put kazooie's behind to good use
haha what if she warmed up your face LOL
the last part refers to how kazooie can heat up things when sitting on them like a hen, i remember it was used at some points in the game to hatch eggs and other shit.
so true, it exudes the same energy
>U MAD, BRO?
Don't you sit on one of the ayliens heads to warm it up?
gringe
Yea, a baby alien she showed sympathy to but quickly tried to hide it.
Bird pets are the best pets.
and second image is pic related
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>those chirps
my heart
They are the equivelents to human furries, just like how the exposure to anthro disny characters caused kids to develop odd attractions, so to did birds and their human caretakers.
I unironically think humans are pretty ugly as a species. We're literally hairless apes; pale, doughy, weak, shrill, and often obese. At least monkeys have fur and tails to really sell the whole primate angle.
Shoebills always look so happy and I love it.
Hey guys, this seems the right place to ask this since it's a Yea Forumsird thread.
I'm at gamestop right now.
>Pic related it's me
What games should I get that best suit a quacker like me?
YOU KNOW IT
brb boys, I'm becoming a zookeeper
Someone draw Tsundere Bill
What a cute lad.
cute
Do user forget that vulture piss on their legs to keep cool?
shoebills are documented to be very clumsy hunters/predators and will often bully smaller birds to make them leave their hunting spot
why is Yea Forums so good bros
Any clips of this birb knocking shit off cliffs? that sounds badass
its just Yea Forumsideo games before it turned into a porn board
toot
Harkness test. If it's sentient and mature then you literally have no excuse.
>DEAD END
:(
Reminder that all songbirds trace their genetic lineage back to Australia.
All chattering/shitalking/catcalling/loud ass birds are just fucking Aussie shitposters.
You must live near a toxic waste dump or something user, we don't have humans like that here
What the fuck do you do in that situation? the bird is clearly trying to establish dominance, but what do you do to shut it down? T pose back?
Twycross
games with birb
that bird has pretty eyes
Post this shit on v not... oh wait, this is Yea Forums, kinda just turned into a bird thread.
Fatty.
Bird eyes are fun.
Here's one.
They usualy have something to conceal blemishes, fur scales etc.
ha ha long boy
Because we naturally respond more strongly to the faces of our own species and can more readily notice tiny differences.
Hell, people have trouble distinguishing other RACES of people.
where does this hole lead
W-where do they go?
On the topic of physical abilities, we are pretty top tier in terms of endurance. Also i pretty much concur, human physical attractiveness varies wildly.
reminder that mare pussy is the best on the planet.
Sorry bud, /mlp/ is two floors down.
This is the bird floor.
Anyone else kinda turned on by that hole?
haha
What should mama duck buy at the super market for her ducklings?
kinda off topic but which 2 lines for grunty do you prefer/which pair sounds better? left or right?
fuck, it was almost like he momentarily considered not eating that last fish.
>Fuck im already about 30 percent fish atm... might as well make it 40.
Ducks are the best birds. Prove me wrong
Protip:you can't
The right, but that is my opinion
true i guess, but the aditional layers also help. I still have trouble distinguishing some asians.
Are owls birds?
>Who's kid is this anyway?
>chav
You mean slag and or mole.
swans are such utter fucking cunts
Only one thing Kazooie is good for
Yes, what else would they be?
I use to have a pet duck. it would shit absolutely everywhere. Then it started laying eggs in hidden places and they would end up rotting and stinking up the place. It would also run up to people bend over and lift its tail looking for a good ducking.
STOP THIS
She's mine
>Kissing a beak
>Implying owls are birds
Sounds like you needed to train that duck, user.
what do you think they smell like haha
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He means it's shaped like a human but has some animalistic traits. It looks more like a human than a bird even if it's not real. That's what he means, you dingus.
Reminds me of going to Niagara and watching ducks float down the falls
damn
WHAT ELSE WOULD THEY BE?
>He doesn't know
my sides are gone
/mlp/ has taught me many things and one of them is how much better horse pussy is to all other pussy on the planet.
birds dont even have pussies, you cant even fuck them. birds are shit.
>You'll never smooch Kazooie
Oh yes, my dear...quite pungent indeed...
user what are you hiding from me?
He goes
Right flows better.
>What's the situation, captain?
Right
>what are cloacas
Source?
I'm sure he is referring to size, but birds like emus and ostrich says hi.
mammalfuckers btfo
You must seek the answer yourself. Because anything else will have no meaning.
could you still fuck it
>Enters thread about birds
>Complains they're not horses
Uh, you ok user?
Bro I think something is wrong with your bird.
you can do anything if you put your mind to it
And I mean that it doesn't matter since monster GIRLS and MONSTER girls both don't exist and autists always put down the other when it's just a varying spectrum of traits someone might like
I now know the truth.
I now know that owls are really burritos!
Eh, close enough
lmao 2fish
wish that were me
Newfag
dont remember now. its been too long.
Why are vultures the most chill birds?
Not for penetrating. With some rare exceptions like ducks birds don't penetrate during sex.
Kazooie is a girl?
uma delicia
Because they are scavengers, so they don't like to fight.
Anyone who wants the imp and not the milf is a degenerate and should be sent to a camp
She even has lipstick on her beak
ayy lmowl
Okay, but which bird pokemon is best bird?
Based
Maybe we should ask Yea Forums which game mechanics they would fuck and why, and we could get some decent conversation.
>not going for child birthing hips is LowT
Never forgetti
All these yous and no one calling you a Twitter tranny
>Passing up those tits, and those hips
>Low T
You dumb fuck.
The regretti
I'm not sure I would call that lipstick, chief. But then again I've never played more than like 20 minutes of Banjo.
t. shitty discord tranny
Supreme Champion vs this guy
Why is everything on Yea Forums about trannies now? I miss when Yea Forums users just called each other autistic.
haha just imagine...
lol imagine this bird stepping on you with those talons
Left is way too long, but
>break the hymen of that
is one syllable too long.
"Just deflower that" fits a bit better, but deflower doesn't flow particularly well so it could still be better.
why not both
You absolutely know that this guy has had sexual fantasies of fucking this bird at least once. I mean, 10 years and you consider a bird your gf?
I wonder if he enjoyed it or note
ravens best birbs dont @ me
>Heard you were talking shit like I wouldn't find out
2 years this October since we lost him
id say defintely
I miss when we hated on casuals. At least that was videogames.
maybe he didn't care bro...maybe he didn't care...
I've noticed that Yea Forums doesn't care at all about casuals anymore. These days I see people on Yea Forums get nostalgic about games like Call of Duty, so that might be why the "anti-casual" mentality died out.
He's in a better place than any of us
Duster with Banjo energy is a bonus
t. dicklet
Educate yourself on zoophiles and beastiality between Humans and their pets, user.
FFS if you're gonna fuck an animal at least do it in the wild, with a wild animal, that can defend itself and fuck you up if it doesn't want to be raped.
It's PlayStation 4's kid friendly version of Half-Life 2's Garry's Mod.
Nia from Xenoblade 2
bump
mmmmMMMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmm GELFLING!
>that seagull that sees the eagle and makes a mad flee for it
Heck.
yes.....and?
Chamberlain! Lay down that scepter!
>god is he doing it again
>why wont he shut up
>this autistic fuck always screaming and flapping
>why cant he calm down
>fuck
cockatoos are such crazy shits
>that fucking end
Reminds me of the dog sprinkler image.
This will always break my heart
griffith...
>IMPLYING OWLS ARE BIRDS
who?
You're better off not knowing.
based bird
>5 feet tall
>11 pounds
IMAGINE
Large enough to comfortably fuck.
But how to date them...
>penguin left by itself in a shitty cramped exhibit
>it stares at a cardboard cutout all day
>retards think it's cute
I fucking hate weebs
Dude, even the normie japs got angry when they tried to take the cardboard away from the pengu.
Delete this right fucking now
To be fair, Jinjo already sounds like a racial slur.
>comparing SSonic to Sunibee
I have the exact image you're talking about user, but that wasn't her vagina.
She was tonguing her butthole.
This shit isn't gone in ten seconds, and i will skin you with my fucking teeth
>sunibee
There's no saving us, user. We're too far gone
anime girls are hard core sluts. News at 11.
Not gonna lie, thought this was it's fuckin face for a minute there
>mfw he revealed he was into cophrophilia/olfactophilia
Never have i been so torn apart in realizing I needed to drop an artist.
indeed
>real girls want money, don't give a shit about you, and will emotionally guilt you into everything
>pure qt bird waifu only wants pats, mice, and compliments and will love you for 10+ years, and will also let you impregnate her whenever you want
Fuck me where's the closest zoo
He draws good shit whenever he doesn't do his shitty OC
Try tongue but hole
Only to brainwashed little cuntflaps like you
>tfw I like both of them.
well. liked. both have went a little gross lately and that's saying something
PLEASE SOURCE
>niggerii niggeroo look at me you little poo
>i master the bait to get me (you)s
Watching all these Yea Forumsirgns wanting to fuck animals makes me feel angery
You bunch of morons could be out there getting some fat nerdy girl, but no... you prefer some dirty stinkin animal.
fak anons, this shit is just pathetic.
t. hypocrite femanon who fucks dogs
imagine Kumatora and Kazooie having a swear off
hey fak u, im not a grill.
STOP FAKIN DISAPOINTING YOUR FATHER ALREADY.
ayyyyy
that looks like a typical reaction of a grill
Just like my Japanese folktales!
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Are Breegulls an endangered species? We've never seen more besides Kazooie?
You unironically don't understand.
You just don't get it; and while I'd never, in my sane mind, partake, I can still see the exotic appeal, and thrill, of an interspecies encounter.
Knowing that in just a few million years, we could have hybrids and chimeras of untold characteristics, in the slim chance we haven't offed ourselves first. This is how evolution works bitch. It's absolutely enthralling.
Excuse me what the fuck
>imp
>milf
I guess I'm the only one who wants to fuck both at the same time
imp is high t. imp midna is literally 30+% ass
outskilled
I want to unironically fictional animals bro
>and while I'd never, in my sane mind, partake, I can still see the exotic appeal, and thrill, of an interspecies encounter.
Based
they definitely do, they even make hats to collect it with
>that's the joke
you've obviously never seen a bird in your life, the fact its on its back and it's claws are closed means its very docile
>I specifically requested the opposite of this
tell me where it is i want to see it
you are talking about sunibee, aren't you?
Duck Game.
You can still be save, dont give up.
I know u a faggit, dont you have to go dilate or something?
Go be ghey somewhere else.
I will....
keep it in mind
ahhh i hate the thumbnail of this image. looks like a bird human hybird
even other birds hate seagulls, nice
In an SS vest, posing for a WW2 photo, yes. Heil Hawkler!
Wakey wakey beesies
based
I shoulda kept that to myself...
women confirmed for shit tier animal
is that a primarina?
THE SAUCE, DARLING
Don't tell me you weirdos are sexually attracted to birds.
>I would really prefer if you'd be quiet
>ywn have an endangered bird gf you knock up constantly
is that mad thad?
I love how to other ostriches this would be genuinely scary and a real situation but this nigga just ignores it completely and scrapes up its shit.
Idk why that's funny to me
FAT FUCK
bitch you better post this shit wtfh. you teasing cunt.
stop this immediately
She wouldn't have a hymen. Not only does she have a cloaca but she pops out eggs.
haha post it
do you have any idea where you can keep up with sunibee's work?
>Reddit youtuber
kys
I'd really like to gaze into the abyss myself.
>8gag
Leave
>being around there enough to know of "8gag" as a term
>almost 500 posts in
>nobody in the entire thread bothered to post the best birb
animals, all of you
i love that you can see him go from confounded to frustrated
a fellow /an/on i see?
Because that is not a bird. That is a fucking raptor.
>her
it's a male
>by itself in shitty cramped exhibit
this is factually wrong in all accounts
1/10 made me reply
Are you fags serious? Wanting to fuck birds? I could understand horses or dolphins, but a fucking bird?
yes, now fuck off tp reddit tranny
CLEAN UP MY SHIT JANNIE YOU KNOW YOU LOVE IT AHAHAHAHAHA I DANCE AT YOUR DISPLEASURE
>at least there aren't any ni-
>Reddit youtuber
>youtuber
>implying
>tfw tranny and zoophile
Pyrocynical literally has his own subreddit and makes shitty videos where he records himself laguhging at shitty twitter memes, he's the epitome of reddit
Being a furfag isn't zoophilia, tranny
well that looks fucking sinister...
and cute at the same time
>duck boat
That is a Grebe my friend
that cunt is fucking glorious
Wanting to fuck real animals is zoophilia dude.
Aw yeah 360 degree scritches
This gif needs 3 chainsaw noises