>meanwhile, at the ta/v/ern...
Meanwhile, at the ta/v/ern
All in all, elves need to be destroyed
God dammit Pelinal are you ever not drunk in a tavern these days, what happened to you
HUMANS ONLY
GET OUT KNIFE EARS, *RKS, HOBBITCHES, AND OTHER FREAKS BEFORE I PUT YOU TO THE SWORD.
Also, FUCK DARSKINNED HUMANS or as I like yo call them; NIGGERS.
He must of been a sultan, an admiral or king! And to his praises we will surely sing, look what he has done for us he;s filled us up with cheer, god bless Charlie Mopps the man who invented beer beer beer tiddly beer beer beer
Love me sword
Love me pint
Love me games
Love me PC
Love me Knights
Love Are Liz
'ate Consolefags
'ate Elves
'ate other people's opinions
'ate Khajit. Not racist or owt, just don't like 'em
'nuff said.
NWAHS GET OUT OF THIS TAVERN RIGHT FUCKING NOW
Any genuine virgin wizards? Forming a party and need a powerful incel
Imagine being too much of a brainlet to learn magic or being too proud to ever lift a sword
Imagine being so scared of committing to something you need to stick your hands in both, class mutts are sluts.
I'm gay lol
>tfw no elf gf
Its not fair
Where does an honest adventurer go to get some cunny around here?
Elgi spotted
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>we can't get any work with those blackwood boys undercutting our contracts
why are we still here
Not quite there yet but I'm a skilled apprentice
Any news from the other boards?
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If you've got to travel, by the nine divines, stay on the road
Pillage a villiage
Bandit privilege
Reminder to report any signs of Daedra worship, we don't want a repeat of last summer.
Maybe one day fellow elf-lover
Stay a while and listen!
They say that syndicates of pokefuckers have led a boycott of Sword and Shield goods in the land of the /vp/oreons.
I've got a little campfire going outside under the blanket of stars, anyone want to grab some whisky and join me this blessed eve
No helmets or hats the tavern
I wonder if that Argonian maid is feeling amorous?
TAKING ALL BETS FOR THE PIT FIGHTS.
WINDOW WILL CLOSE IN TWENTY MINUTES
50 septims on monky bizness
Monky bizness, he will win by sheer style
Guaranteed rapist who mickey'd that whisky
UH, ALL THE ELVES IN THIS BAR OR KNIFEEARS AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM, GET OUT OF THIS TOWN BECAUSE IT'S FOR HUMANS ONLY, UNDERSTAND, CAUSE IF YOU DON'T I WILL MAKE ELVEN SLAVES AGAIN!!!
Kill Paarthurnax.
THE SUN SHINES, AND I AM AMAZED WE LIVE TO SEE ANOTHER DAY
All my gold to Stabo the Crabo, that guy reminds me my wife, rest in peace.
based retard
Hey, where can I find his shrine? I looked everywhere but couldn't find it.....
>Needing to learn magic
>Not manipulating the weave through sheer instinct and talent
*laughs in sorcerer*
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Spare a coin for a poor old beggar?
What's your class fren?
Bard or the most close thing to dragons.
*Picks up mug*
Will you be having the ale or stew sir?
FUCK MAGES
FUCK MAGIC
AND FUCK ELVES
God, I wanna fuck Argonian pussy so bad
HALT, THY DESIRE ACCESS TO THESE HALLOWED TAVERN GATES? NAY, LESS YOU ANSWER MY THREE VIDYA RIDDLES!
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM
*hits pipe*
Is the answer a daughter?
I saw a mudcrab today
the answer is egg
NAY, ANSWER ME THIS FRODO...
>Which game is covered in sand and yet ruins and rust are clearly visible, where bandits run towards a golden city in the dunes controlled and decided by you alone?
I've come here to say the N-word.
Kenshi, my nigger.
The answer to riddles is always teeth.
The password is always swordfish
HEAR HEAR
No Dunmer in here brother
NAY, BUT CLOSE AS KENSHI HAS MULTIPLE CITIES NONE MADE OF GOLD, I SHALL ELABORATE.
>The city is rich with sin and vice, heralding tales of the cities God did strike down, a place where the player will kill his rival and cross the Rubicon to do so.
You are a man of integrity just like me.
Non dunmer are the N-word you N'wah.
CORRECT, AND FOR YOUR EFFORTS I SHALL GRANT ACCESS WITH JUST ONE RIDDLE INSTEAD OF A RIDDLE THRICE.
>You patrol a continent far from familiar, where you or you fore bearers have visited before, a game where silver runs through the streets under the tyranny of poverty and titles.
>A game in which you seemingly fly to others, yet are just clever tricks blessed by a man towards you.
>A game which you may or may not kill or hurt but a church mouse, not that any churches are visible under the masks of the pious in this world.
Mage.
End goal is to kill a god and ascend.
>Have you heard of the high elves?
i kill dragon for rhum, fucking shit dwarfs doesnt left me nothing of course those greedy goblins.
Tell me more
anti dwarfism?! Ore Vein, It’s anuddah lonely mountain, I tells ya!
>elf ears on his hemlet
oh no no no no no....
IN FAITH, I DO NOT LOVE THEE WITH MINE EYES, FOR THEY IN THEE A THOUSAND ERRORS SEE
Have sex
i am so lonly, maybe would i go for those shit smoll umans nd fuk tem.
>no bulge
elf ears, maybe you need open you eyes fucking red guard.
Thank you Malacath