Play Paladins. New champion NOW.
Play Paladins. New champion NOW
Does she have tits?
She's cute. Shame the game is still an unbalanced mess.
is she in live?
maybe i will reinstall it
That answers my question, she does look quite nice
For all of his flaws, Thunderbrush is a based titman. He will not let us tit lovers down.
>not pregnant
Come on its 2019 you fascists
she only allows her pet fox to fuck her, user. humans cant get pregnant from foxes.
Nope. PTS tomorrow, live mid-july.
>not barefoot
ONE FUCKING JOB
>bugs in the ptr server
>same bugs go live with patch
hirez has a ptr for paladins why?
No thanks.
>highrez
user...
>updates are slow as shit to "fix bugs"
>game still is a bugged piece of shit
what did lorez mean by this?
her fox is female tho
with a feminine dick
>now
isn't out yet dumb shill
Come on white boi
Its free
Im never playing this game until it stops being a buggy laggy piece of shit.
When I can confidently play a group game with my friends without fear of being banned because the game's shitty ass code cant put people in the same game together, I'll CONSIDER playing it again
holy shit my fucking dick
I can't believe they managed to turn the worst girl into the 3rd best girl
Still not enough to make me reinstall. Fuck that matchmaking and fuck all of oyu
>it's another cute girl with a bow and arrow
how creatively bankrupt is hi rez
>microtransactions the game
>pay to win
There is literally 0 pay to win. Unless you count unlocking all champions, which can be done for free.
Everyone else makes boobs smaller
Hi Rez makes boobs bigger
her weapon is garbage. The vfx are garbage. Her skills are garbage.
>this nigger wants me to grind for coins
that's a yikes for me. Give me all the champs for free.
FIXING BUGS AND CONTENT BAD
BOOBS GOOD
I am grateful for Hi Rez, I hope they continue doing what they're doing
>blizzard catching all kinds of shit
>btw, soldier 76 is gay. How about that, eh???
>paladins is a piece of shit, even the shills are turning on it
>btw, here's a pretty girl. How about that, eh???
if i could play in 3rd person i would give this game another go, but i'm so sick of playing FPSes where i'm forced to use max FOV to be competitive
you know how sometimes you can just tell a woman wrote a post
Yes, goy. Ignore how shit the game is. Look at this newly revealed gay character and shiny new waifu.
You can play in 3rd person, but only in casual matches
Paladins is more fun to play than OW but the match making is complete ass.
Atlas is cool
Why is her head so fucking big. It was so close to being perfect
He's a space marine ripoff and his arm gun is stupid.
I don't think it's that unbalanced. Obviously there are some problems at the very top and bottom like in most games. But overall I think it's in a decent spot.
Match making sucks due to low player rate. The low player rate is going to be the thing that finally kills this game. Who cares how fun the core gameplay is when I get paired up with golds in ranked when I'm diamond due to lack of players.
To each his own then. I think the gun arm looks neat, and he's a blast to play.
>no Vivian ass posted
Ugh
>I'm Jewish AND a woman!
wow
oh wow i didn't know that, good to know i might play around a bit. I never did ranked anyway.
20k+ concurrent is not a "low player rate", faggot. Try playing a truly dead multiplayer game with sub-100 players and say that again.
>love Bomb King both design and kit wise
>he's stuck in a game doomed to forever stay in life support
It's not fair bros.
It's low once you take into account all the inactive player who are just AFK on the main menu that steam chart counts.
Playing Paladins is like playing on a community server. I constantly see the same names every night when I play, and multiple times in a single play session. I have never got that same experience when playing TF2, OW, or even Quake Champions.
>wanting people to post worst girl
Don't played ranked then. No one in Paladins plays ranked, if you play casual you will never play the same player twice.
For me it's small stinky cat.
I feel the exact same way about maldamba
>hi-rez
I mainly play casual. I still see the same names every day, multiple times in a day.
Funny enough I rarely encounter this problem when I do play ranked.
Damba is really cool too.
BK, Damba, Nando(more his personality that is visual design), and Koa are all great to me that I wish were in different games.
Same goes for Ana, Zen, and Rein in OW.
>started playing a month ago
>no idea what any of the items, cards, or perks do
>still good at fps games and get lots of kills most games
>play ranked
>team rages at me for picking the wrong perk and loadout as ying
>most kills at the end of the game and almost as much dmg as the carries
people are unbelievably bad at this game and they don't even know it
Is the upskirt censored?
The new one, genius. Last Ying skin had black hole under her skirt.
Ying is a healer
Did you heal? Did your team win?
Average Paladins players are pretty dumb. Just ignore and mute them.
But you should learn how to make good decks, and what are the good talents. You will start to lose due to that once you reach higher elos.
Did you make sure there were another support on the team?
I mean someone has to heal.
of course we didn't win our flank died every time he tried to flank because he can't aim for shit and our frontline would never wait for the rest of the team before he ran in
i healed as much as i could. i didn't know you could use shatter as an insta heal
Is she a healer?
dammm what a upgrade
Yes. But she looks like she may have the possibility to be played as a flank.
Paladins is full of really cool characters. I just want Hirez to polish their game for fucks sake
We don't know yet, she's not released
Reminder there was a guy whose sole Job was to fix bugs for Terminus and he quit his job lol
WTF, they added a fucking space marine? Games workshop has sued (and one) for less infringing shit than this. The pauldron alone would be enough.
Worst girl? boi pleeease
It kinda makes her look like a loli
inb4 someone posts Pepper
Waiting the porn.
you should see the literal space marine skin
They added another cat character I see.
>you can pay to have advantages over new players
>lol you can just unlock them all after 50 hours though
What a great business model, I too love riot games!!!
That's a fox, moron.
>cat ears
>human face
Hard pass
this one is better
what bugs exist? you being bad at the game is something only you can fix
Skye looked better with her original bust size. Leave the big tits to the designated titty monsters.
Kill yourself
One of her talents changes her Shatter into a hitscan heal, that's probably the one they were wanting you to pick as her healing output is a bit lacking without it
Where are the cute feet characters?
kill yourself, foot fag
moji has hot feet
lol
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and server problems the game being shit problems hitbox problems its a dead shit game in a dead shit game genre
>hi-rez bot #24
post more
Who exactly are these types of designs supposed to appeal to? Too old and big boobed for lolifags while looking too young and cutesy for mommyfags. No major defining characteristics either, she's as generic as humanly possible.
Paladins is actually to its credit pretty damn good at the whole playstyle choice variety thing. You can legitimately play some characters in two or even three drastically different ways that are all viable and not just memes, at least outside of ranked (and you should never play ranked anyway)
A lot of people coming from other games or bad players in general however are the type who think that you HAVE to follow a specific team comp and HAVE to use a specific loadout cause that’s ‘meta’, but Paladins doesn’t really have to work like that, not a fraction as much as something like Overwatch or a MOBA where not keeping up to date with the meta is an instant loss.
I’ve won plenty of games with no healers by the team just being smart and adjusting their builds and playstyles with that in mind. It’s probably my second favorite part of Paladins after the softcore porn aspects of it, great player choice and replayability variety.
idk that teamplay aspect NEVER comes out in my games
people are just so dogshit
every game 1 team just stomps the other
This. Paladins does a really good job of fulfilling the false promise of ASSFAGGOTS games that you have a ton of options and different ways to play each character, while also avoiding being something super neutered like HOTS
>human
nope
Short-stacks were all the rage a while ago and she has the floof which is all the rage now.
Based
Maybe I’ve just been lucky. The stomps that do happen end very quickly, and usually a loss at least goes to 3 - 4. Again that’s outside of rank though. Ranked is just willingly inviting those aforementioned morons who think you have to meta every single choice and will shriek at you if you don’t.
Did they fix the game yet? I want the game to be good before I play it again.
>female characters must be either 10 year old children with chests flat as a board or fat old hags with tits larger than their heads, anything in between is generic
retard
i can tell you've never played dota
Is Realm Royale any good? It's free now on my basedtendo basedwtch
Fernando still ruined. Not playing until they fix him
Dude, Fortitude with max hp health and max shield card is currently really strong
No, they totally completely ruined it
Like impressively missed the point of why it was fun and took out all the interesting parts
Drybear is a hack who always needs his messes cleaned up after he leaves, has happened with every game he’s been in control of
What happened? What did they do? I only know it's a BR game
Sounds gay as fuck. Tell me when they fix Flanknando
Can some buddies and I just play against the bots in this game?
If you told me it was a lol champion, I'd believe it.
>Cheap Chinese Ripoff: The Company
>Are they creatively bankrupt?
We just don't know.