Banjo!

>tfw all these fake ass fans wondering why Banjo was swinging around Kazooie like a club
all real B-K fans know that Kazooie's pain is the crux of like 70% of their moveset
and that Kazooie is probably into it

I just noticed their eyes look straight out of an N64 render. What an attention to detail here.

what a SOULFUL render

Yes it did my friend

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>she gives you pain emotionally by her mocking you so that you can give her more pain for her pleasure
i should not think this is hot

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It never phased us because it always felt like she deserved it.

Kazooie Simpson?

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Baffles me we got this irrelevant cereal shitter over actual iconic characters like Bomberman

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>falseflagging as a bomberbro
stevie stevie cope and seethie

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I still haven't fully realised it. Won't happen until the day I can select them in-game I imagine.

I think I will solo World of Light with them, as if I owe it to them.

>all these smash characters getting memed as sluts are gonna meet a canon masochist with mothering desires
This is gonna be great.

>unlocking the geno spirit as banjo
cant wait

Does anyone have that "It's been 3000 years..." edit with this render instead of that flower pokemon

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i dont know why but i got a hearty chuckle out of this

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>tfw too old to learn an instrument
>can't learn how to play banjo

Who? Are they some sort of shitty 90s mascots?

believe it or not, but that banjo is one of the more difficult to learn instruments out there

guh-huh!

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So whats the reference here?
Chimpy and Konga from BK or The explosive oranges DK throws in DK64

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>its in the BANJO trailer
gee idk, what do you think

Not irrelevant at all, they were a lot of peoples childhoods in the 90s, also rare games use to be fantastic with banjo games and conker

I used to see a Russian dude play banjo in my city every-time I went to work and he was quite good at it. I don't even know regular guitar, I'm too retarded to play an instrument.

>a canon masochist with mothering desires
STOP i dont want to continue thinking of a motherly/masochistic Kazooie!

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Speedy gonzales & kazooie

>UWHOOOOOAAAHH~

dumbass they are referencing eddie the mean old yeti and how oranges are healthy for you and eddie was dead and healthy things kill dead things and so do grenades

>trailer and hype made me dust off the ol' N64 and my copies of BK and Tooie
>start playing BK for a bit, thinking I'll nostalgia hard over it for a bit but maybe move onto other games
>I'm actually legit having a great time what the hell why is this game so good

seriously it's been ages since I've played either of them, I forgot how well it plays and how good everything is designed in this game.

I'd love to see them remastered, bundled and under $30

does kazooie ever leaves the backpack?

you never played Tooie huh

Yes

no, my 64 broke when a lightning striked a tree next to my house and fucked up most electrodomestic causing my 64 to blow out

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In tooie one of the most important mechanic is that you can use either of them without the other, and they get a new set of skills when alone.

banjo gets his own skill? maybe i should start looking for an emulator.

You could either use Retroarch, or look here
emulation.gametechwiki.com/index.php/Nintendo_64_emulators
emulation.gametechwiki.com/index.php/Recommended_N64_plugins
Retroarch would be the easier path

>STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Why did they make him so ripped?

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He's a bear

well, he is a bear.

WINS

To appeal to the furry audience

WE GOT THE WRONG BEAR

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ripped
more like DK ripoff amirite

He had to get back in shape after that disaster of Nuts and Bolts

He's about to fight 70 other characters, he better go into this shit with gains

Meep-meep-meep-meep

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I hope this is one of their win animations

*Steve's still getting in you genuine Retard.*

He's all grown up.

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Just fuck the bird.
Right after slamming her down on your floor.

AIIEEEE

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My fucking favorite bit about this whole thing? The little BTFO's that came with the big one.
Stevefags claimed the following:
>Banjo would have realistic bear noises like DK, K.Rool and Diddy
>Japan hates him
>Grant Kirkhope wouldn't come back to do the music
>It'd just be Banjo, no one else but spirits
>He'd be the XBox Nuts and Bolts design
>He'd be a duck hunt clone
>Rare doesn't even care

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This guy is a never ever for a new game.

should i buy banjo kazooie for the x360?

Lol

Aw, poor lil stevefag

Never played minecraft. Only platformers are important, not fighting games.

you should
the graphics doesnt work pretty well in project 64

Bomberfag here. I wanted Bomberman as much as the next guy, and I'd argue he's the only AT that fully deserved a slot, but that doesn't mean Banjobros shouldn't be happy too.

lol

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Do you mean the XBLA port, or Nuts & Bolts? The port is basically a remaster without actual new graphics, shit like the frame rate is cleaned up and the way the music note items function is vastly improved. Nuts & Bolts plays entirely different from the N64 games, it can be fun if you go in without expecting it to be a regular platformer game.

both kazooie tooie, and pretty much every microsoft-owned rare games are on the game pass I believe so it's absolutely getting since it's just a dollar, it's especially great now if you have a 1x since they were all upgraded to 4k recently

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xbla port

can i buy the xbox pass if i dont have an xbone?

SWORDTRICKGUARD!

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because he's based

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