What are some long games?

what are some long games?

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>these used to be wolves

why the long face

They'll be birds again soon enough

To subvert you better

>oy vey we need to bring in pitbulls to bring up the birthrates of golden retrievers

Imagine smashing that thing with a hammer
No wait imagine drilling a bunch of holes into it, and covering up the holes so it becomes a flute when it breathes

What kind of inbreeding caused this

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I've always felt like this type of dog would talk to me if I was alone in a room witrh it, and put some kind of curse on me.

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I want to pet that snout.

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There's entire cults and religions build upon the telepathic connection between man and dog. Has it ever dawned on you that dog is god spelled reverse?

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>my fellow retrievers

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that has been disproven a long time ago

Hollow knight has taken me like 40 hrs and i'm still not done with everything, let alone beat the game.

And if you "live" it means you're also "evil"

What is this, looks like a cross between a greyhound and rough collie

Elaborate, please. Are dogs not domesticated wolves?

No, they used to be landraces of dogs, and THOSE used to be wolves.

No it hasn't. Dogs and wolves are genetically 99.9% identical, there is no two species on this planet that are this similar.

dont be gross

It's time.

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look it up it's well established at this point

borzois, aka the divine rulers(yardsticks, really) of all things long and snout related

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>He doesn't love all dogs unconditionally
Faggos

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The only way for you to live is by consuming other living beings. Innocence is lost the moment you're born.

Don't you nigger faggots compare borzbois to jews.

Pretty much any JRPG. I somehow managed to sunk 160 hours into DQXI and something like that in Persona 5.

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A borzoi. Very long boys, and basically a cuddly greyhound.

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oh NOES (nose)

GIRL'S NIGHT

I do

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>Genetic nightmare monsters.
Based humans for making an inbred race of nightmare creatures.

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cope harder

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Run

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>dog breeds are like races of humans
No

I love most, but pugs are just too fucking ugly, same for those cats that have the same face shape

I HAVE looked it up. It's why I know you're shitposting

Very bizarre looking things.

Any dog with bad health problems I greatly dislike, because it means they got fucked by humans.

>hating pugs

Disgusting

human races are like breeds of dogs tho

Minecraft with GTNH modpack

>Dog breeds
>Hundreds of thousands of years
Good job accidentally making the liberal stand-in dog the less wrong of the pair

This breed is legitimately creepy.

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So did you make all of these yourself or is /pol/ this desperate for things to equate to joos?

If we take this analogy to its extreme, mutts are the healthiest dog because they're not fucking inbred

What now

I don't hate the animal itself but they should not be allowed to bread because they can barely breathe, dumb designer breed and nothing more.

like (((them)))

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I heard Dragon Quest VII is pretty long but I haven't tried it yet since I'm not into classical style JRPGs.

you're right, human races had much longer to evolve and diverge.

even pitbulls?!

This explains why Americans are the most beautiful people in the world and the most powerful.

it gets good 20 hours in bro

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I think its cute

the inbred dog breeds are like royal families

>final boss is a dog

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>muh /pol/ boogeyman!!1!
Rent free

I can't stand their fucking faces, it's like someone took a perfectly normal, healthy dog and just smashed it's face into an anvil like a goddamn bugs bunny cartoon. I've even read their fucking eyes can pop out of their sockets because their faces are so fucked up, can't imagine dealing with that as an owner

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lol wouldn't it be funny if we genetically altered living being into things that will live in continuous pain because of lol funny shapes

Take a closer look at that snout!

They've got a cute ugliness about them. I do wonder if the long face leads to health complications, though.

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Don't mind me coming in here with the most bro-tier dog

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Last I remember that's only the case if you know what the mix is.
If anything dog breeders should stop fucking up dog breeds, destroying all show breeds would be a good start.

This comic is all wrong, it would be more correct if rottweiler was saying that pittbulls are evil while collie would defend them.

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it doesn't, any problems they have come from their lanky body, like joint problems

Physically proportional breeds are the only breeds worth a shit

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No they're not. Not at all.
Dogs have a quality to their genes, it's called the slippery genome, and it's allowed humans to bred dogs into a number of genetic dead ends. Most mammals self-abort at numerous stages of fetal development when a number of genetic anomalies are detected. Canines don't have this and will birth heavily mutant spawn. The morphology between dogs is massive and the morphology between humans is small, to the point where a wolf has double the life span as certain breeds of dogs.

They are hounds. Tuned for maximum velocity.

I want to ____ this dog.

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Pug? i have some bad news for you.

Literally cannot beat the original

Yes but canine DNA is extremely malleable, more so than most species. Its why new breeds are made after only a few generations and why there's so many.

That dog is hotter than most women nowadays, and I'm not even a furry.

pet_

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She looks like she breeds with black pitbulls