My thicc body is god damn ready!

My thicc body is god damn ready!
No more useless joycons, just buy the pro pad and dock and enjoy the best exclusives of this gen.

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I'll buy it now if it was out but oh well fricking Nintendo wants to wait till HECking CHRISTMAS

>best exclusives this gen

If you want to use it docked it'll be as much as a used normal switch, so what's the point?

the new ds looks kinda gay

If Nintendo doesn’t release a dock only version that will still work in 10 years unlike those shitty tablets that will all melt inside in 3 years they can go fuck themselves.

>sub 200 switch mini
>20-30 bucks used dock (original)
>60 bucks pro pad
vs
>300 switch
>60 pro pad

>useless joycons
have friends

I too would love a vita that plays nintendo games

lmao good luck finding a Dock for less than 70$, nobody sells them used and are 90$ new

My friends are older than 6. Call me when 1 joycon reaches a proper size

Are you delusional?

>used switch with dock
>$220-250
>switch mini
>$290

Yeah sounds like a great deal retard.

my friends are also older than 6, but none of them is a +250lb fatso. my hands are big and I can use them just fine.

>not using your nintenbros dock

They dont put it on the TV so..?

>the best exclusives of this gen

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Germanigger here, plenty of ppl selling docks here. Also it's 70 bucks new here. So even if you are a brainlet and buy a new one, you save over 30 bucks and don't have to deal with dumb ass nigger joycons.

Then lose weight

>sub 200
lmao

WSJ and every E3 """journalist""" claimed there are 2 new Switches

I rather wait for the Switch 2.0 instead of the manlet Switch

>used switch Mini with dock 150
Oh shoot

>t.

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Sword and Shield are shit but BOTW is actually a really fun game, same with Odyssey.

>lose weight
>hand shrinks
???
Anyway, 6'7 chad here. Cope harder handlets

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>being under 250lb is being underweight!
it's not genetics you morbidly obese dough ball, just stop stuffing your mouth with doritos. it's for your own good

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Triggered the virgin