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Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the animal crossing dog so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to the town hall I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Isabelle. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Isabelle's tight dog pussy. I want her to have my mutant human/dog babies.

Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with the neighbors dog. I'd dressed her in my sister's skirt and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried she's gonna take away my 3DS. I might not ever get to see Isabelle again.

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imagine typing that to justify your sexual fantasies

using a character from a child's game as a mouthpiece for your degeneracy is disgusting
better to be honest with yourself and just post how obsessed you are with a character instead of roleplaying as a cartoon dog about it

people on the internet are just angry because sluts won't fuck them lol

very based user

you would be upset regardless of how this 'degeneracy' is presented because you get angry when presented with any ideas you disagree with

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I dont care how horny some fat cunt is for a character but pretending a cartoon dog is the one lusting after another video game man is weird fanfic shit I'd like to never associate with

>its not Issebelle talking about how much she craves her Mayor's dick
Into the trash it goes.

This pasta never ceases to crack me up

The less sexual partners a woman has, the happier she is later in life.
Whores get slut shamed for their own sake.

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The character is harmless and child-friendly
A person is just using it as a mouthpiece for their fetishistic ideals or whatever.

so what you're saying is an image designed to be ridiculous and piss off autistic posters is doing its job

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this but post-ironically

Isabelle is a cute children's character and in-game she is portrayed as innocent and sweet. You can tell her hymen is intact. People grow attached to the character, artist portrays her as a slut, people get mad.

An actual good post

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Do dogs even have hymens?

Thread should have ended here.

Based zoophile

this

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say what you want but there are freaks like ops image that exist so what you claim doesn't really matter

>western civilization is on the brink of collapse
it already has tho

>I put a fictional character next to my opinion to make it look like its theirs! That makes it more true.
How unconfident in your own beliefs do you have to be?

>You can tell her hymen is intact
This line was not necessary to get your point across and makes you sound like a weird motherfucker

>used to infantilize

This makes no sense. Women in my country already have no chastity and I still think of them as being mentally 6 years old

>I dressed her in my sister's skirt and went to town
Holy fuck I'm dying

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If you want to fap to a slutty secretary dog, more power to you. Just don't make it a big societal issue, that you're standing up to some huge injustice like a bad YA novel protagonist, and don't attack people who want to fap to a wholesome secretary dog. It's the smug, self-satisfied attitude that people take issue with, and the artist who drew this particular image acts like this about everything.

there are also freaks like you that cant get laid so it doesn't really matter anyways

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Can't go against basic human nature no matter how much sophistry you wrap it in.

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Women infantilize themselves by their actions.

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>have sex

its a good litmus test, someone who can get some fuck shouldn't be talking about how women act because they don't matter to those women

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cant* get sum fucc

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THIS THIS THIS

Men absolutely HATE when women are in control of their own sexuality, even when it's a fucking cartoon dog.

>woman becomes /pol/ incarnate
>"not because of any redpilling or anything"
>"but because I instilled my values on her"

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Who said pre marital sexual Independence is good for anyone,thot?

these pictures are actually my fetish

I'm other words:
>incels

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Because purityfags are retarded

i want to fuck ankha

Incel would mean they are involuntary celibates, they are volcels because they are voluntarily making their own lives worse

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Dilate

Why do zoomers have to make up retarded over-complication of existing words? The thousands year old "virgin" works in both instances you're using here. Do you think it makes you look smart?

Fucking reddit zoomer mongols.

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What’s it to you, let me ruin my life in peace godammit, nobody gives a shit about my problems irl why is Yea Forums of all places where I get hounded for it?

Cringe cope have sex dilate seethe incel
Here's your dose of nu Yea Forums

Some true Gamers

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Says the fucking newfag that uses reddit's "zoomer" bullshit

holy fucking ROASTIE COPE

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E = everyone, not just under T

>emcels

Shut up, incel.

DES
PA
CITO
I WANNA FUCK ISABEL DESPACITO

>harem for dummies
should have been called the book of moron

You people are overthinking and overmemeing things

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Don't use chocolate abuelita for your shitpost puto de mierda

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I'll use whatever I fucking damn want, spic filth.

>white people humor
lol

>infantilize and shame women away from seeking pre-marital sexual independence
yeah thats the point

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lol

Kill yourself tranny

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Lmao what a white incel

What were you when you realized Islam had the right of it?

* Age where you

I don't see the point of this image
With the r34 and all is implied that every character will be slutified to no end, i've seen Isabelle being fucked by spiderman

But still, Isabelle comes from a children game so of course normal people will think of her as cute and won't imagine her in any sexual situations

TL;DR: go outside and talk with IRL humans

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Going outside is for incels

This thread isn't video games.
>hurr video game character
That's not what the thread is about and you know it.

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first time I've seen the "no uterus no opinion" attempt at logic from bizarro-world 453

Good post actually

It's called a Madonna-Whore complex, which almost every Yea Forums user has

Chastity isn't for the security of the husband you blind feminist whores. Monogamous relationships between two people who have only had sex with eachother are ideal for bonding and stability. The entire point is so that your home is stable and bound by ties of mutual trust and respect. Y'know, for your family and the children that have yet to be born? Oh wait, we murder unborn children now. Never mind carry on.

P.S. Everybody capable of banging strangers wants to feel like they're breaking free of some force oppressing them in their lives. It's a convenient justification for reckless hedonism.

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>Yea Forums is one person
all the retards saying "good post" have sex and dilate please

just fuck my shit up
Giving up the goods too easily shows that you're brash and will jump in to things you're not necesarilly willing to commit to. This is something that's just as true for men as women, by the way.
It's not the patriarchy or sky grandpa being a meanie or whatever shit you're hung up about, it's about making sure you're not just using people as a quick thrill and then giving up the moment things get boring.
This is something that's been recognized by nearly every society throughout the whole world and all time, Chastity is a universal sort of virtue like Bravery or Loyalty. Even sexually liberal societies like ancient Greece were capable of recognizing that virginity held real value.
As Wordsworth once said "If you won't accept the universal opinion of mankind, then I have nothing more to say to you."

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>preaches about chastity with holier-than-thou tone
>meanwhile these guys most likely had helped turned the video game industry into a coliseum of puritanical hair-colored transexualized ugly hambeasts

What. If you wanted to sexualized Isabelle more, you guys should've let guys on Yea Forums took over the internet culture.

Pic related. Made by a /vp/ faggot from Yea Forums, an instant international phenomenon.

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females should only be allowed one sexual partner their entire lives, but men should be given free reign to have as many as they desire including other men if they're cute and look like girls.

Anything else is libtard sjw agenda pushing.

>but men should be given free reign to have as many as they desire
no you stay home and care for your one pregnant wife you deadbeat homo

>females should only be allowed one sexual partner their entire lives, but men should be given free reign to have as many as they desire including other men if they're cute and look like girls.
It's a good thing nobody actually believes this
And I don't count a few retards on a Ugandan pottery app as "somebody"

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Anybody want to guess how many layers of irony we're on right now?

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particularly weebs, autists and underage posters
so, yeah, almost every Yea Forums user

ISABELLE IS A SLUT

A WHORE

YOU FUCKING BIGOTS LET HER BE WHAT I WANT HER TO BE AND WHAT SHE ACTUALLY IS

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>one is for fap
>another is a mouthpiece
I wonder why.

I could honestly never tell if Kazooie was just supposed to be a dickhead friend or if she was supposed to be Banjo's bitchy girlfriend. Always loved her either way.

You don't want to know what Isabelle is.

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Post the full one user

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>fail a webcomic
>fail a novel
>time to make memes
It's fascinating how far Morbi has fallen.

Why do women still think having pre-marital sex makes them special? All women lose their virginity in high school and college.

this deserves a hearty (you)

Because Isabellefags are the worst of all ACfags and should be nailed to the cross for their degeneracy that ruined the games.

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> Rook+Knight v Bishop+Pawn ending

Banjo's got this

I know what Isabelle is

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Women admire and desire sexually active men, and wish men would feel the same about them.

but its not dead

its totally dead

>somebody tags his friend's trans character as a "dickgirl" on E6
>has an autistic fit and demands to be put on the DNP list
Why do all the cool artists have to be mental?

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>muh mouthpiece
So you wouldn't be here, throwing a fit, if OP just posted the text alone? Bull fucking shit.

This, but unironically

more like

>even though i act like a slut you're not allowed to call me one

its typical female logic

I know people like to portray Isabelle as gay, but she shouldn't be camp!

Fuck off back to whiteknight that bitch on the TW subreddit, fag.

Not wanting to be shamed for completely normal and harmless behavior isn't exclusive to women, incel.

this but ironically

have sex (with your husband)

Time to go sauce hunting when I get home

This

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The fact that it's true makes this post even more hilarious

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If you’re a sexually active man it means you’re a successful hunter, if you’re a sexually active woman it means you’re easy prey.

>its totally normal to be slutty

nah

NO NO NO DELETE THIS

20+ sex partners before even hitting 20 isn't normal

average age of losing virginity now being between 13-14 isn't normal

polygamy lifestyles aren't normal

Women who do this shit deserve to be mocked, shamed and ignored.
And the men making use of this incredibly degenerate behavior deserve to end up alone.

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cringe. sluts should be shamed, they are harmful to society. double cringe for furshit

this guy does some good fats but man his other fetishes are hilarious

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when will this guy finally start drawing porn

Then by all means, have babies.

You're a nigger Morbi. Kys.

I bet soon enough, he's drawn nipples on big fat tits in the past and that's just one step away

Because the Belmonts are pure.

how so? if it's a male slut everyone calls him a chad or whatnot

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Yes, since the mouthpiece part makes it actual bait. If the first paragraph were posted randomly with a picture of Steve Jobs or something some autists would still try to post "epic debunks" but it wouldn't be nearly as potent.

"imagine the smell" always fucking gets me and I don't know why

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He needs to do more foodgirls IMHO

except feminists who call him a womanizer, rapist, fuckboy, etc.

name one example

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HAHA THE FRIENDLY ANIMAL IS SAYING LOUD, VULGAR THINGS THEY'D NEVER DO THAT SO IT'S FUNNY LOOK AT THE CONTRAST HAHA

cringe

Hmm I think there might be too many butthurt women on Yea Forums these days

I HATE BOTH

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joke's bad. for dumb people
cynicism good. for smart people

I named 3 examples retard

So what is the white part of her called? I need a tag that I can search.. for a friend.

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Multicolored hair? White fur?

show me this happening

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>t. roastie

Being a slut is neither normal or harmless.

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t.

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UNETHICAL PUPPIES

look up the words fuckboy and womanizer for starters.

then dilate

Cringe

Do not get too jealous

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Go back to tumblr, subhuman

because people who dedicate their lives to refining their ability to create imaginary worlds, to the point they can create believable images and lore about them, frequently end up trying to live in those imaginary worlds and/or refusing to accept reality, which in medical terms makes them a psychopath

this but post-ironically

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Based

>if it's a male slut everyone calls him a chad
If you think "chad" is an inherently positive term you're not very smart. It's a sarcastic and ironic idealization you moron. Literally equivalent to the term "Stacy."

>All this off model art
That's gonna be a big Y I K E S from me.

This is all really autistic

Lol how is it harmful, /pol/cuk?

imagine wanting to fuck the dog

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cringe

user doesn't know~
That Isabelle and me~
Do it in my treehouse every sunday!
She tells him he's the mayor meanwhile she's a prayer~
Cos' she's on her knees for me,
user doesn't know,
oooooh user doesn't know-oh
So don't tell user
Anon doesn't knooooooow
(So don't tell user!)

Isabelle say's I'm here helping
But I'm right behind her and she can't stop yelping~
Cos' user doesn't know!
user doesn't know!
user doesn't know!
user doesn't know!
So don't tell user!
user doesn't knooooow!
(Don't tell user!)

I can't believe he gets his clothes from the trash biiiiin~
While I've got dog hair under my foreskiiiiiin!
Whenever user decides to save and quit~
I grab her legs and lick her clit~
He's a massive cuckold but I'm not stopiiiiing!

Cos user doesn't know!
user doesn't know!
user doesn't know!
Don't tell user!
user doesn't know!
user doesn't knooooooooow!
So don't tell user!
Even on the switch, she is still my bitch!
Fuck her in a ditch, make her eyes twitch!
user doesn't know!
user doesn't knoooooow!

I'll pound her fanny~
In Nooks Cranny~
Cum on her face~
At GracieGrace~
This is very redpilled AND based~
In his house~
In the snow~
Life is so hard cos' user doesn't know...! user doesn't know!

I yiffed her on his birthday~~~
Cos' user doesn't know!
user doesn't know!
user doesn't know!
user doesn't know!
So don't tell user!
user doesn't knoooow!
user will know!
user's doesn't know!
user's gotta know!
Gonna tell user, gonna tell him myself!
user doesn't know, user's gotta go!
user doesn't-
user doesn't-
user doesn't know! user doesn't know!
user doesn't know! user doesn't know!
user doesn't know! user doesn't know!
user doesn't know! user doesn't know!
user doesn't-
user doesn't-
user doesn't know!

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cope lil' virgie

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master key opens all locks, but a shitty lock opens to all keys

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based

It's not, if you're an actual liberal cuckold. To anybody who wants to maintain a stable relationship, it's hell.

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More like two types of awful people justifying their mutually awful behavior because they are mutually awful.

Imagine.

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Does she get that Belmont dick at least?

>that’s the end of the ball game

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I only feel bad for the woman here.

based and Billpilled

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What the hell kind of request is that? Just tell him to take a shower.

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zoomers gonna zoom

Everytime I feel bad I look at the furfags and realize how miserable their life must be knowing their life fantansy will never ever be fulfilled and would have to live with that everyday for the rest of their life

3dfags suffering
Must feel pretty bad

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I can't see why, she knew what she was doing.

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user...

Underrated

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>zoomer game
>furfag
>posting on Yea Forums thinking somebody can relate to his degenerate fetish
cringe

Isabelle ruined Animal Crossing. She should have never existed.

No one is adressing the fact that the Belmonts are religious paragons and would never be swayed into partaking in the act of fornication and bestiality.

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What is "purity of one's character"? Some concept of being a good person? If it just means "purity" then it fails at least one definition using everyday language. Purity is linked with innocence. Sexual innocence is plainly lost when you fuck. You don't have to be religious or spooked to think that, you just literally just cannot return to a state where you can experience it for the first time again or are ignorant to firsthand experience. So in that sense, fucking at any time does mean some loss of purity. I would say that looking at fetish shit online does, too, of course, but I'm not imagining otherwise.

They did my boy nook wrong not letting him in smash
But at least we finally got our DQ boys

nipple
ding dong bannu

bad post

What an annoying fucking voice

It not only destroys one's ability to pair bond, but also should such behavior spread, it will result in the formation of informal harems due to the hypergamous behavior of women.

This image pisses me off in a way I never quite experienced. Not because of the text itself, but because of the implication that somehow, porn of Isabelle is something that's "looked down upon" or something. Like, did the artist thought he was on to some sort of super hot take or something? How many years has it been since rule 34's been around now? "Haha, I'm lewding this character and there's nothing you can do to stop me!". Great, welcome to the same place everyone's been at for more than a decade.
It's like that episode of the Simpsons where Lisa wants to do sports and she's like "That's right, a GIRL wants to play football!" but the team already has like 4 girls in it. Just get with the times already mate.

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>cheat on husband
>expect no consequences when he finds out
Fuck off Mark.

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TRUST ISSUES FOR EVERYONE FAGGOT

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you're not a woman

The whole "Mark was more endowed" was a dumb as fuck thing to say if she wanted to desculate the situation, but other than that I think everyone has some fault in this shit, but that just be me.

Because its the female version of

DUDE WHAT IF MARIO ATE A MUSHROOM AND GOT HIGH XD

Mark was her ex retard

>prior to Isabelle, Animal Crossing is just a niche, relaxing life sim with cutesy chibi animals
>Isabelle comes and the series is now riddled with porn and bestiality
I wouldn’t consider myself much of a purityfag but Animal Crossing was THE pure series. Isabelle ruined all of that.

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Enjoy your aids.

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