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what kind of spider is that

huntsman

Huntsman, Australia

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>thought those were just like large nearly grown babies
>realize it's actually dead spiders that were probably mates

Glad I live in Norway. Spiders are tiny and non-poisonous. Seems like you need a flamethrower on hand at all times in Australia.

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can't it be both?

Moves way too fast.
Terrible CGI.

That is not real.

Huntsman are not poisonous tho, they might be big and uber-fast but absolutely harmless(except if you are a douchebag and will annoy/scare him for hours).

no fucking shit

Spiders are venomous, not poisonous.

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thanks for backing up huntsmen, they're not that awful and we're a very prominent breed

pics of a huntsman eating a possum few days ago

dang ur rly smart

And niggas are violent, not villainous.

>get into my car on a stinking hot summers day in Aus
>feel something tingly on my hand as i start driving
>white tail just chilling on my wrist
>freak out and almost swerve into traffic
>flail around like a lunatic slamming my hand into my upholstery
>think I killed it but can't find the body
>few days later my hand swells up to the size of a fucking tennis ball
>rush to the er
>now have a small hole on my hand thanks to the necrosis

now all i need is to get robbed and bashed by a sudanese and i'll have had the full aussie experience.

>we're

Listen fucker, more people are killed by you than any other animal in Australia. Stop hiding in bloke's sun visors and surprising them on the motorway.

>off-topic thread without any attempt to pretend it's about video games
at least it's honest, but i can't help but feel some distaste

Spider man

What a slut.

mom get the flamethrower

This is why they sent criminals there.

this reminds of that guy who bought a wii u and found like bunch of spiders in it

First one was belivable, everything else was just too retarded and obvious

GOD I HATE SPIDERS

I live in Tasmania, where that huntsman photo with the possum got taken. It's fucking cold here at the moment, PC is loving it. And I literally have wallabies outside my front door every day. Feels good men.

So we posting webms or not here folks

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Does anyone else think that big spiders can actually be kinda cute and it's the fast, tiny ones that are absolute hellspawn?

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My guess is that it looks like the background and shit in those videos are real, so the fake janky CGI movements stand out and look even more unnatural than they already do.

>tiny ones that are absolute hellspawn
But jumping spiders are not hellspawns, they are like angels in world of spiders.

Enjoy.

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I'm in W.A.
The spiders got bored and moved over east.

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Soz, forgot webm.

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No, they're all varying levels of evil.

this is like a bad SFM and it's hilarious

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>fake as shit
>g forces would do pic related

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You can see how those things pierce toenails and shit. Apparently it's hard to get them off sometimes too, but I think that's more mouse spiders because of the angle their fangs come in. I read recently about someone who went to the hospital with the mouse spider still attached because he couldn't/wouldn't get it off.

This is why we shitpost so much. Stress relief.

Ah yes, the huntsman spider. Truly is the Hunstman spider the most spiderbro of all the spiderbros in the world. it will gladly eat any unwanted insectoid pests from your home, and get to eat them for free and almost never bothering you unless you deliberately want to find them.

Hello fellow Tasmanian bro

It's better than the five million threads about Tiffa's tits or people crying about trannies in CP'77

First one seems plausible but that's also a lot of moving parts. 2nd and 3rd looks like you'd die from the g force kek.

Must be a tiny baby possum too, maybe the size of a mouse or really small rat. Huntsmans aren't very big.
t. Aussie

I'm not clicking that!

what the hell is wrong with australians that they decide to keep living on that god forsaken island?

What would it take for you to stick one of your arms down to the shoulder into the spider hole, and keep it there for five seconds?

You must have some sick Tarantulas there. We don't get them here. I know someone in far north QLD who sees tarantulas though. He sent me a phone video and I was like catch it and sell it for like $100. There is no cruelty involved if done properly and it goes to the right person. Burgers and Brits cream their pants over Aussie tarantulas.

Its too far away from everything to swim anywhere else and there sharks fucking everywhere.

An abstract kind of hell
>it's a thread about "video games", but really just a front to complain about politics/social situations, inviting trolls and Mexicans to decrease the quality of this board
>it's a blatant not-video game thread, but its simply constant blogposting that invites more shitposting and Mexicans to further decrease the quality of this board

Just can't win with Yea Forums.

>size of a rat
>huntsman aren't very big

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It's a pygmy possum, pretty cute but very smol

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Why are Spiders and insects so creepy when Shrimp and Crabs arent? Even the deep sea ones arent as unnerving

Don't forget that ResetEra shut down and NeoGAF just shit down recently, so the containment board for people who can't keep politics out of their personal lives started flooding here.

Your arm's gonna be torn off by that Spider Mom, user.

Sup nig.
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Might not remember this if you're a zoomer.
I'm 7000 btw.

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What kinda of life must you be living to buy spiders?
The videos I've seen of people with tarantulas, they never just own one ore two, they have whole rooms dedicated to keeping living spiders in tiny plastic Chinese take-away containers.

>t.

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Name of the documentary?

The post in your image is true though, the only cunt spider that you can find outside shitholes is the Brown Recluse.

don't forget about that irukanji tiny ass jellyfish thats sting is supposed to unleash hellish pain.

Please note due to their thin builds and fast movement they have a tendency to run out from the inside of car airvents when driving, which is a common cause of car accidents.

I mean we have ones the size of dinner plates (legspan) if you really wanted to know.

spoidas

A girlfriend

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Genetic memory. Spiders hunted our small early mammalian ancestors.