User, why do you always play your handheld in the car?

>user, why do you always play your handheld in the car?

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Why are you trying to get us killed, faggot?

Haha, actually I was just using it to hide my dick. I was masturbating the whole time, want me to suck you off?

why is that dude driving perpendicular to traffic. I don't care how trashed you are, this image is just fucking stupid.

learn to drift noob

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how come cars dont drive sideways?

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>why is the rabbi walking into the bar with the priest? That doesn't even make sense. They both don't drink. I don't care if it's a joke, which is an exaggeration of reality, it doesn't make sense so that's why it's bad, even though the point of jokes is that they don't make sense.

I'm really good at driving with my dick, we'll be fine.

AAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHH

but this isn't a joke. It's supposed to be some anti drunk-driving peer pressure stock photo. There is literally no attempt at reality subversion or humor.

Yet here we are, with the man driving ACROSS the high way. Who was the mad bastard that edited and produced this image that was somehow simply unaware during the production that if the car were in such an orientation, it would be FUCKING SIDEWAYS

why the hell are you drinking while driving? Jesus crhist keep your focus on the street you fucking retard

don't worry, he's a pro

M-MASAKA... HE'S USING "THAT TECHNIQUE"...!?

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>but this isn't a joke. It's supposed to be some anti drunk-driving peer pressure stock photo. There is literally no attempt at reality subversion or huis2.Yea Forums.org/v/1561019772260.jpgmor.
Wait so bad stock photography isn't innately hilarious? Sorry my bad I thought things that were always funny were always funny but now you've shown me the light.

kek

It's clearly intersection.

RIPAZHA

Okay so there's "Yea Forumsidya" and then theres this thread and this thread has LITERALLY NOTHING TO DO WITH V I D E O G A M E S

Most jokes make sense, theyre funny because the spectator recognize himself/other people or real situations from them.

Seething smashtranny.
Did your roster thread just die sweetie?
You'll never be a woman, only a faggot.

In this situation I think I'd just take the beer.

What are you talking about?
This is the Need For Speed thread

Soul
Soulless

I actually never did that because I get motion sickness

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uncle dan we are going to die!

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autism

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord?
My ass

Dumb doodle head

I could play my game boy all fucking day in my dad's car as a kid but now when I'm in someone else's car I go straight to vomit city even if I'm not doing anything, I have no idea what happened

Priests can drink all they want I don’t know about Rabbis. Imams definitely can’t thoug

started out strong, but then you had to turn it into a post-ironic greentext. Shame on you.

DRIVE!

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