Post your ideas for Banjo-Threeie

Post your ideas for Banjo-Threeie

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banjo shits his pants and kazooie sniffs it and gets turned on

Banjo and Kazooie have to defeat the ultimate evil: that specific type of porn where the cameraman keeps zooming in on the guy's taint.

I'll post my idea: Banjo, Kazooie, and Grunty team up. Kazooie has to share her backpack home with the big fat hag, who can fit thanks to magic. Grunty can augment the abilities from Banjo-Kazooie and Banjo-Tooie (that the player starts with), as well as introduce new trio moves and attacks.

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look at how dang hi-resolution this render is

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Just do a game building off Tooie's foundation but bring back non-bundled notes and cut the playable Mumbo garbage

Banjo and Kazooie return from an unnamed event(Smash) and find that Spiral Mountain has changed completely. Confused they go to Grunty's lair and find that her ghost is just as confused as they are. It turns out BK&G returned to the wrong dimension and ended up in the Nuts N Bolts universe. NnB BK are the true antagonist and want to destroy real BK for having the love and respect of the fanbase. Grunty is totally on board to help the Nuts BK but they call her an ugly old hag so she joins forces with Banjo and Kazooie by possessing dead Rare franchises including Conker and Viva Pinata, she basically takes the Mumbo role.

that's a tall order for the bear and bird

Tootie has died and her soul has been lost. Banjo and Kazooie travel the seven levels of Hell and defeat Satan to save Tootie's immortal soul.

Just make Grunty a second Mumbo (tooie style) but make it so switching characters does not require going to a location.

Here's some random shit
>Grunty uses her status as a skeltal to become captain of a ghost pirate ship
>Grunty plunders Banjo and Kazooie's moves
>This gives them an excuse to spruce of the moveset and change things as needed and make the platforming a little more engaging
>Fire Eggs that can light environments on fire
>Battery eggs that can power electronics
>Ice eggs that can put fires out and create frozen platforms on the water
>More freeform and natural puzzle solutions instead of placing move-shaped keys into holes to get jiggies
>If the movement is successfully improved more linear platforming challenges built into the world design
>Gags about Banjo's backpack being endless
>Mumbo is in the backpack with Kazooie, allowing you to transform at any time, less transformations total but each one can work anywhere and aren't just one-time keys for each world
>Switch between Kazooie and Mumbo Jumbo as the character sticking out of the backpack with different moves for both, IE instead of a double jump Mumbo creates a platform underneath banjo if you hit the jump button twice. Banjo uses his old Kazooie version of the roll attack with Mumbo out, etc.
>A move where Banjo can WHHHIIIIIIIR things into his backpack and spit them out and if enemies get caught in Kazooie and Mumbo can beat the shit out of them
>Walljumps
>New punch combo for when you have Kazooie where Banjo slams the backpack down onto the ground twice and pulls kazooie and out and slams her on the third hit
>Forward roll can be held and roll down hills ala Odyssey
>Crouch animation automatically has Banjo go into the shack pack from Tooie, new animation for the flap flip with more horizontal movement, Mumbo's version is pogo sticking on his stick

It's weird to think that Banjo-Kazooie is technically a Mario game.

Release an RPG spinoff in the style of Mario and Luigi

Literally just darker Mario Odyssey

I was thinking transformations would be done by her now since she's already there. I don't know what Mumbo and Humba would do though.

Gruntella, Mingella, Blobellda, and the Free Peoples (led by King Jinjo) are all vying for control of Spiral Mountain and the surrounding area. Banjo and Kazooie must navigate this complex ethical territory as they loot bandit camps for materials that can be used to craft stronger backpacks and yellow shorts.

The Banjo-Tooie skillset can be tweaked and improved from the beginning, like how Tooie relaces the bear swipe with the standing triple peck. That basic skillset would be made twice as satisfying just by putting them in an engine with PHYZIKZ

I don't like his teeth

Alright, I'll lay things out in pointers
> Banjo-Threeie starts off with B&K returning from a long vacation
> Tooty also returns from an unnamed adventure, decked out in flight gear and slightly taller
>Mumbo now sells magic but the business is suffering
> Wumba is largely the same but slightly less Pocahontas looking
> Grunty is a dilapidated skull sharing a fish bowl with a gold fish
> After a welcome party by Bottles, a wizard/sorcerer finds Gruntys tower jam packed with magic and power
> Wizard calls dibs and then uses his new magic to call dibs on the rest on Spiral Mountain and Isle O' Hags
> It's very rude and forces everyone to flee for safety
> Grunty, feeling a scheme coming on, convinces B&K that she knows of a way to stop the Wizard but they need to get some magical artifacts she hid away all over the world
> Tooty offers to fly B&K everwhere
> Each artifact is guarded by a boss who is behind some level goals and jiggies

Do you guys actually think rare still has stuff from when they were developing stuff for dolphin (Gamecube) before the buyout or is it lost to time?

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>a game where grunty regains her beauty thanks to a magic lamp.
in this new game she has mixed both worlds from kazooie and tooie.

>A game where you are the captain of the rusty bucket bay ship, you navigate to the land of giants from the original concept, this time the final foe is not grunty but captain black eye.

>A game where Grunty and King K.Roll have made an alliance to defeat bk and dk, naturally our heroes need join forces if they want to defeat them. Diddy kong racing 2 is announced at the end of this game

>A game where you battle a corrupted L.O.G but this time grunty is your ally and you carry her around in the backpack along with kazooie, and she rhymes a lot.

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Banjo and Kazooie holocaust the witches.

>Post your ideas for Banjo-Threeie
It exists

They probably have Donkey Kong Racing in a drawer somewhere. They were never developing a BK3 for Gamecube before the buyout

Please don't bring up Donkey Kong Racing, it makes me sad and angry that it doesn't exist.