Geno's wish is to make a splash, but that doll's destined for the trash!
Isaac seeks to join the fun. Too bad his career is done!
Some people say we may get Porky. That little brat is far too dorky!
Adeleine in Smash Bros just isn't sane! That lousy artist only inspires disdain!
Waluigi can kick, and scream, and cries... But he'll NEVER get in, no matter how hard he tries!
Speaking of icons, Skull Kid ISN'T one. But as a weak lame-o, he's second-to-none!
Even Sakurai gets weirded out by Tingle. There's a reason that freak is still single!
A Waddle Dee can't fight in THIS battle. His delusions of stardom are mere prittle-prattle!
Shantae may think she's clever and cute, but here she finds herself getting the boot!
If you're a greasy otaku, Reimu is grand! If you're anyone else, Reimu you can't stand!
Sylux is imposing, he may LOOK the part, but he's about as complex as a smelly wet fart!
Crash would be the perfect chum, if he didn't look so dumb!
Leon thought he had it in the bag. But Sakurai told him, "No way, fag."
Is there anyone left that deserves a slot? Why, Grunty, of course! She's smart, strong, and hot!
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