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I fucking HATE racerfags. They think they're hot shit, playing the easiest class.

What's that? You want me to heal you?
How about you ask nicely and I'm consider it.

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Hazard niggers fuck off

I don't get it. You get points for completing laps, but then you die, you lose them.

But you get points for kills, and you don't lose them when you die.

Huh?

You always start with one point. You get points for finishing a lap or killing someone.

seriously FUCK HAZARDS

Yeah, then you die, and lose your points.

So, don't die.

Basically no point being the purple arrow then

>Follow a BBC hazard around
>Healslut for him
>He protects me
>Others mad of our love
The most powerful combination.

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>Being this bad
It's a high skill class, retard. You go fast, get a lot of points quicker and finish the race before you get killed.

Fuck you, its the only way to play.

>princess diana crashed

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and yet Bully always win. Retard.

too many people this is cancer

>Follow hazard around healing
>He gets killed by a Bully
>Follow my new Bull

>This plane crashed

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>Randomly lose control of my vehicle and just grind against wall and die
Uhh.

holy shit this game is still going? i haven't played it in at least 2 years. any changes?

Just happened to me

>Controls randomly stop working when I've leveled up like 6 times

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>pick bully
>go full boost regen
>win

shit just crashed for me kek

me too. TRANNY COCK was about to go fast

Added circular track and two new clases,
Piercer is basically short burst Flash and Sludger has a shot that slows you down. Kinda like a Bully in that it's only purpose is to annoy others.

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>sniping purple niggers with cannon

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>driftin.io coming back
Aw hell yeah

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Getting "kicked 3" at the title screen, can't enter my name or join any games. That a ban?

how the fuck do i play flash i always drift into the walls

Based Bully Boys.

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Understand momentum.

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I'm glad I finally won one after literal years.

fuck you sneed

would you rather seed or feed?

>tfw can't connect

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Which class is the niggest and why is it R*cers?

Bully is best class.

hazard is by far the niggerest class

>about to get my second win
>disconnected
fuck

oh sneed for sure

>not bully

I just played for the first time, selected bully, named myself 'wowbullyishard' and won.

This game is fucking retarded.

No reason to not pick Bully.

i'm listening to the No More Heroes soundtrack while im racin, this is a lot of fun with you guys. thanks OP

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hazard and going in the wrong direction is the best
you will not kill bully but instagibbing the fast ones is fun

>boost around a corner and get one shot by some hazard nigger going backwards
the most infuriating thing and it doesnt happen with bully

did it died?

Unless hazards do their laps the other way around like a double nigger, they are considered approximately 60% nigger

R*cers bully Bullies. The only good thing a Bully can do is being a great Cannon punching bag.

I'll take that over the fucker who just sits by the finish and blindly shoots their canon every time its off cd

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RANKS FROM EASIEST TO HARDEST

Babby mode:
>Racer

Very easy:
>Bully

Easy:
>Buster
>Hazard
>Sludger

Normal:
>Ambulamp
>Piercer

Hard:
>Flash

Very hard:
>

Deprived:
>Deprived

Very hard
>Flash but put all points into boost and speed

what about the 2 secret classes?

They're in P2W faggot tier.

why haven't you taken the hazardpill

What's the secret behind deprived?

>Flash can't survive a direct hit from hazard
>Even with plenty of health upgrades
>You either die from a hazard, or you don't die
Fuck you, I will continue to live fast and die fast. I'll never surrender.

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It can not be communicated through words. The true meaning behind the deprived must be experienced first-hand.
Through suffering, enlightenment.

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Being the luckiest fuck with 600 IQ whom ever lived.

>gun gang kills me
>switch to hazard and kill one and die.
>respawn and kill most the gang in a single life.

>killing ambulamps
disgusting

I'm not trying to, but I don't regret it when it happens.

t.backwards moving hazard

>tfw going fast and dc

>disconnected
FUCK

I sometimes bump into them when they get up clsoe to heal.

based hazard bros

fucking disconnected again

dead game

How do I stop going in reverse?

that's ok, that's acceptable

I saw some cunt hazard repeatedly charge the group of 3 though

Be a hazard, then there is no reverse.

Fugging rest in beberonis

game needs a handbrake/stop moving button

>Deprived lap 10
>Then get wedged between a Bully and a Bumper
Aaaa

What was the name?

>Doing well
>Up like 10 levels
>Disconnected

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nobody making a new room?
guess i'll
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We already have a room retardo.

is it working? i got dc and now can't connect

When's the square track coming back?

They're on rotation.

fuck the square track

Fuck you.

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HAZARD GANG!!!!

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Bullychads rise up

DEATH TO CANNIGGERS

>tfw they all shoot cannonballs that bounce
Yikes.

Thanks Doc.

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>hazard gang let through big guy and constantly tried to kill gook moot
>gook moot never died anyway
g fucking g

I've realised that playing as a hazard, you're kinda dependent on Flashfaggots just running into you to give free upgrades. Shit's too slow.

What's the point of Ambulamp?

>Busterfag
>Square map
>Always do a quick 180 noscope before each turn
>Get free points every now and then

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Being a healslut

>tfw you get stuck right between all the cannonfags and they gang bang you with cannon balls

FUCK YES BULLY GANG

RETARD YOU'RE SO FUCKING GAY KILL YOURSELF

>game last updated in 2016

Is the dev dead?

>everytime the mother medic wins

you guys don't actually defend heal sluts, do you?

You get an upgrade point everytime you make a lap, I personally was spending it on crash damage and then health once that was maxed.

>53 busterfags killed in one game
being a hazard is based

whats with the lag

Drifting with my bro sneed

People who go backwards as hazard are actually the single worst thing about this game. It makes it into a game of RNG if you make through a lap or not.

>mfw cannon nigger takes my kill

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>boost and get shot by a '"calculated" shot

Remove boost from hazard

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Is there a better feeling than a spikefag biting your flashchad dust?

No way, cannonfags who just randomly shoot is even worse. At least you can know where the hazard is. The cannonball is pure rng.

quality shitposting

anyone in need of a healslut?

Oh man I made some kids angry last week when the game was dead
Apparently trying to play the game us tryharding
Can't beat me, niggers

>people make fun of ambulance for being heal sluts
>decide to choose it for shits and giggles
>won 4 straight matches in a row
wow its like people haven't even tried this class because of there fragile masculinity

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why does the link not work, is the game full?

Cannofag is absolutely broken on circle track. The cannonballs fucking stick to the rims and still do damage long after they've bounced.

t. Flash

is there anything more boring than hazardfags?

>Made a bunch of faggots rage-switch to Hazard
>Killed GOTTAGOFAST like 10 times
>Didn't even finish the race and instead turned around to go backwards for a while
Too bad I couldn't kill 2nd place, since his health was too high. Would have been perfect.

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They can't even get any health back since they're not doing laps. They're pretty much soft capped to a certain level because of it since they'll ALWAYS take damage when attacking.

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I thought you were handing the crown over to me. People kept fucking handing me kills and free heals. I planned on offing myself right before the finish line on lap 20, but everyone decided to buttfuck me 5 seconds before that.
Good shit lads.

The only faggots that care about cannonfags are the hazardfags, if you're not retarded you'll never get hit by their shitty cannons.

i hate cannons

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GODAMMIT FUCK SNEED FOR SPEED

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The real winning strat is bully max health max regen.

>cannon
>spins and shoots your face
>you recover from knockback
>cannon
>spins and shoots your face

>Hop in the hazard Mobile chuck, its time to have these city slickers formerly be alive

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>snipe a fag as a cannonbro just as they were about to cross the finish line

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good list but i would put flash in neutral good (because they really cant attack anyone) and sludger in chaotic good (slows down people in first place so everyone has a chance). also lawful good bro here

>19 laps right at the finish line
>hazard with 18 lap kills me

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>please check your lobby id
why do i keep getting this

anti-fag system

how the fuck am i supposed to play flash on the square map? the corners are impossible

Learn the rotation.

>Plays easiest class
>Only 5 players around
>No hazards
>Free laps
>Thinks he's really cool and good
>Can outbump Bully at 5+ health/regen
>10 bounce power

Racer needs to be nerfed. They shouldn't have the ability to gain so much health and DEFINITELY shouldn't be allowed to regenerate.
It's fucking stupid. You're a fucking faggot for killing me in such a no skill way.

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Play a real class, nigger. If you can't go fast, you don't deserve to live or win.

what do you mean by rotation?
SNEEDTHING

>max health
>max health regen
>ambuchad
Now check these singles

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>tfw get 10:00 fastest lap
Finally all that training has paid off.

More like McQueef. Fucking piss-easy faggot.

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>it's a 'speedy fucker drives past you before you can even react' episode
hazard players are stronger than the us marines

>racers

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>spikefaggots mad as fuck
Racer truly is the thinking man's class

>put all my points int health and boost
>bump into skyline to try to kill him
>we end up on equal health
h-how?!

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Why is the seemingly worst class so fucking good?

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Where is everyone even playing right now?

Idk, my room just dried up.
anyone have the link?

Reminder that if you play as Racer, your win doesn't count!

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why do these games always have .io in the name

lmgtfy.com/?q=websites .io
Go back to school, zoomer.

JUST

I WILL NOT LET YOU AND YOUR MEDIC SLUT WIN ANY GAME

I know what a domain extension is retard.
I'm just wondering why all browser games like this started using .io specifically.

Uhh... going backwards counts as laps, dude.

>moderately fast
>people don't chimp out and try kill you unless you're high in the scoreboard
>healing people that are getting ganged up on

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Free website hosting.

>healing orb cancels out cannonball

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sneed sneed sneed, sneed sneed. sneed chad cunny chad sneed nigger. nigger faggot nigger sneed chad cunny. onions virgin chad nigger sneed, cunny sneed based redpilled. cringe, sneed redpilled cringe cringe based boomer zoomer. sneed.

i dunno

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Hey Yea Forums.

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t. got wrecked by a sneed or chuck

Made a party if you fucks wanna play together
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>mfw Chadzard
>mfw backwards retards
>mfw racking up kills
>mfw maxed out literally everything except speed and boost
Only one who could even stand a chance was Blue Magic, the bully because I couldn't one-hit him.

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fuck I used to be so good at this years ago, got first every time.

don't bully medkits

Is that AJOJOREF

YES

>tfw you pass by another flash by the name of chad flash but he's going super slow as a flash

>one guy named reeee in an empty room afk
>because he has a room to himself the game keeps trying to match people with him

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>mfw im "/ss/ Mother" and people say "thanks mother/mommy/mom and apologizes when they hit me

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tf2 is cringe

I WILL END ALL OF YOU

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sanic thanks you

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FUCK CANNONBALL PLAYERS

holy fucking lag

>A fucking slime won
What the fuck

DUMB JOJO NIGGER

I TRIED TO STOP CUTE BUT I COULDN'T

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I fucking swear that deprived had 2 points for lap or some shit in the past

IT WAS A GOOD GAME THOUGH

JUST IS MY FRIEND NOW

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REMOVE HAZARD
I dont know which one of you did this but why do this

get fucked niggers

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kek

>kill someone
>they are still at the top of the leaderboard
>die
>instantly sent to the bottom even with the most kills
???

This AE guy is really fast.

man why is the camera zoomed in so hard
i can't see shit

Racer is just Flash for pussies.

fucking tryhards wtf

>Helped LowTierGod win
BASEDDDDDDDDDDD

why are cannon bitches so against hazards?

fuck these green motherfuckers slowing me down

>letting the healnigger win
just kill him

How do you kill which can not die

ALWAYS BET ON CHAD

>That health
>That regen
It's easier said than done. You usually can't kill an upgraded healslut alone. Not even max damage Hazard will do the trick.
You need to coordinate two and that's basically impossible.

funny and cute

I hate spikefags so much

remove hazards

fuck off remove busters, killing poor hazards

WE ON THE SAME TEAM

>cucking everyone as a redchad is easy as fuck
One reddy boi here, you fucking suck.

keep crying

>Cannonball the guy in the lead from off screen

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gey

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>create a hazard wall
>doesnt move in union
>staying really close to finish line

Check the changelog, Hazard got buffed since 2016 and is now no fun allowed.

Who else here a Ambulamp healslut?

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Yeah, he moved onto his other .io games.

You know it.

>he doesn't own n00bs with the deprived class

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>Connection failed. Please check your lobby ID.
what do

>Upgrade max health to level 10 as flash
>slight bump into hazard
>die
nerf this piece of shit already why did the dev even buff this faggot in the first place

i think it means the room is full, just refresh

mfw everyone starts ganging up on me

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Nerf Bully. I'm having too much fun

damn user, got sauce?

>DSP wins killing over 40 people without dying
Get it together.

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DSP always wins.

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Reminder with the hazard buffs flash is shit on the circle map, just play racer or piercer

hell yeah user

*ahem* fuck busters

Based

>play sludge
>miss a sludge bomb
>guy chimps out anyway
every time

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i don't mind sludges, all that blob does is force me to not crash into walls

Being a bully is great.

What a gay game

hazards and busters ruin this game

not a single person is racing in this game lel