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Nocturne was so damn good. Best pokemon game I ever played.
also pixie > hua po
why, my
My Dark Soul?
my Beadus Weadus of course :)
>Give me [Item]
>Hmmm, also [Item]
>Some cash also
>Another [Item]
>And some health
>I changed my mind, fuck you
>*skips your turn and press turns your party into the dirt*
Sick game
>serves him right
>he trusted a thot!
I'd call you gullible for getting milked so hard but I'm pretty sure the demon told you that themselves
fucking women i swear
>
Here you go, have x99 soma
I wanna fuck a Hua Po so bad, bros.
>Negotiating with an early game demon
>they ask for fucking magic mirrors
>ME HUNGRY. YOU TOO?
>ME HUNT
>LETS HUNT TOGHATER
>demon joins
demons dont like cucks.
>demon asks for item
>give it to it
>"you pretty cool guy thanks"
>gives you the same item back
>leaves
Naraku was fucking hell.
>if you don't get that first turn you're fucking dead
Only cucks negotiate. Chads beat them into submission.
>refuse to give the demon what he wants
>keep refusing
>refuse some more
>"I like your attitute. I'm *demon*, nice to meet ya"
>*demon* has joined
My virginity?
Your Bark Soul
>DIG
>DIG
>DIG
>DIG
>>DIG
>DIG
I'm not gonna give you my hat! Get your own, keys are now 52 refined. It's easy to get a hat
>52
jesus fucking christ
last time I looked they were 30
>IT YOUR GRAVE
>kills your team
Macca Beam
NICE GRAVE, FAGGOT
Joker is an ice cold man.
>I think we're gonna get along pretty well, hee-ho
>literally 30 seconds later
>"which persona would you like to fuse?"
Then it gets even more fucked up with the electric chair where you trade a persona for a fucking Devil Fruit or some shit.
>"Hey user, let's play!"
>"Okay"
>"Yay! Let's play throw and catch a decapitated head. Your head looks good"
I was negotiating Pixie. She didn't actually chop my head off or attack me but still.
Welcome to SMT, my friend.
That's almost every game.
What's the best race and why is it Megami?
As someone that's never played SMT, I'm kind of intrigued since someone described Strange Journey as DOOM if it was a dungeon crawler. Is it as ballbustingly hard as I've heard?
it's not has hard to get the hang of as people would have you believe but if you're new to the series there's some general knowledge about say skill usefulness that you might not get right away, but it's definitely manageable.
But Demons are cool with being fused.
Your first game is always hard. Then you get gud and learn how to fuse and buff/debuff and the rest of the series becomes a cakewalk..
gibus hate is so dumb
the only proper gibus is an unpainted OG gibus, none of that accessory bullshit that outs you as a newfag
smt has made it clear since the begining your not support to have feelings for you demons. they are your tools and you use them to the full extent of their ability and throw them away as soon as they no longer useful.
i think in the raidou games, some demons beg you not too fuse them or chose a better fusing Panther.
Demons aren't your friends, they're tools
>only exists in smtii
Why do people like this grunt so much? Because it's an inquisitor with jetpack and guns?
Basically yeah
>say no at any point
>so stingy!
shit game
>Hmm 50/50 chance
Unzips pants
>starting an smt iv thread without HOY
That one is the best.
Fuck that attack
Mothman endured
You mean... THIS?
>*unzips dick*
They're fine with being fused,you just need to raise their loyalty first.
She's clearly asking for THAT, not THIS. Zip up your dick and take this seriously please.
Playing Strange Journey RN and I just got her. Very nice.
He looks cool, is a reference to Terminator, and looks cool. Did I mention he looks cool?
The original or Redux?
I heard strange journey is extremely fucking hard, how is it?
Demons aren't for fucking!
In some older games, Slimes ask you to fuse them with cute girls and some stuff like that. Probably fusion is some Aquarion sort of deal.
>Do you think Humans and Demons could ever love each other?
>Yes
>Ew. You sick fuck!
>*demon* is enraged
>*demon* attacks
Or
>No
>I see. How disappointing.
>*demon* is sad and leaves.
Demons can be pretty mad in SMT.
it has its moments you just want to bash your head into a wall.
What, a Pizza Hut in the garage?
>demon girl begs for her Life
>say i let her live if i get to kiss her
>she accepts
>joins my party
Chad devil summoner here.
For me, it's Kikuri-Hime
I had no trouble with sj as my first smt game but I'm getting rekt at the start of 4
SMT conversations are funny as hell.
''You there, dig''
>Dig.
>Dig.
>Dig.
''You dig good. That your grave.''
I like the comb one
SMTIV has a fucking painful beginning.
Once you get to Tokyo and the Ueno terminal it relaxes
What's the hardest 1st person dungeon crawler you ever played? In my case, I think it was The Dark Spire.
the soul hackers one was better.
Learn to read moon, human!
Should I take Chaos before Law in SMT IV NG+ or the reverse
Anyone ever wonders why Greek and Roman upper gods are so rare compared to Christian, Norse, Hindu and Shinto in SMT? You only ever see them as character's Persona in Persona games, but you almost never see them as enemies and have the usual artwork from Kaneko.
The writers are probably less familiar with them. I had an impression more obscure gods go into more obscure spinoffs; in Majin Tensei II you have Slavic deities a lot of Slav people wouldn't even recognize today.
Dionysus, Athena and Ares are in a lot of games. the big three arent there in fairness.
t. person that fucks moh shuuvu and kisses her on the beak
Nanashi didn't even fight him you tard.
Fuck. I want a gyaru demon girlfriend.
>hoodie rather than her actual head
>no beak
GAY!
She looks like one of Trump's kids. Or at least someone that shops at the same salon.
Because if you search for the mythological stuff, the general assumption is that you already know Greco-Roman pantheon and it's the other you're looking for.
SMT devs, being Japanese, have this sort of knowledge of Chinese dieties (since they figured in Japanese literature just as Greco-Roman gods do in European one), but Greco-Roman stuff is as alien to them as Buddhist ones are to you.
What's the one demon/persona that just does things to your willy?
Greek and Roman arr the most mainstream mythology. There is no way they are unfamiliar with them when nowadays even young RPG fans would know.
I think the writers simply dislike them, except Persona writers.
norse is way more popular than both in japan
greek is popular but roman is totally unknown
>meme pic
>my life for yours
Explain all the norse, celtic and slav shit then my dude.
They have lots of greek demons when you actually look at it, I think the dude just meant it was strange that Zeus is never running around fucking shit up or the like.
Summon your favourite demon/Persona!
SHIKI-OUJI!
Which demon is most likely to engage in anal?
TRIO TRIO TRIO!
Mara
Legion. He's got like 9 assholes.
>origami mech
Why is this not a common thing?
Gotta be my boy Matador.
Scathach. I melt at the sight of women rocking awesome hats.
But she has no ass.
Redux
Well I died 30 minutes in.
As I said, when you look for mythology, you get books and sites writing about the stuff you do not know.
As such, you've most definitely read more about Sintou than you have about Jupiter and the like.
Assuming they'd go hunting for monsters to add, they'd come in contact with stuff which assumes you are already more or less fluent in Greco-Roman mythos.
Heck, just look at the sky. You have Mars, Venus, Saturn, Jupiter,...
And you have all this folklore about Mars being about war and men, Venus being the planet of women and love.
No such thing exists in Japanese. They call all these planets by their Chinese names. The Fire Star, the Wooden Star, the Golden Star.
It's just like how you don't mention the billion Chinese gods they always put everywhere in their games since you're partially not even aware of them bar some Western-famous ones like the Monkey King.
yeah, dumbass
Angel
faggot couldn't even inherit frei
This game series is weird to me in a way that almost every fight is a complete curbstomp, it just depends which site is curbstomping who. When i win it feels like im unbeatable and go away unscathed and can fuck around all i want and when i lose i felt like i couldnt stop it at all.
If its SMT4 all you have to do is make sure your level is equal to or higher than the demon's, agree to 2 of their demands (cheating them also counts) and then end the talk. They'll say something like "Oh you're right, I shouldn't be too greedy" and then they join you.
They had fucking Dagda as a main character. Dadga is so much more obscure than any greek god. Its not like they dont know about greek stuff anyway, they got tons of greek demons in there but anyone more important than athena and ares is missing.
I miss the spinoffs.
what are you talking about spin offs is all thats left
SMT 5 isnt that far off. A year or two maybe.
Being Japanese doesn't excuse them for not knowing basic Greek lore when tons of other Japanese games references them.
And like other user said, there are Greek demons like Hecantocheir, Chimera, Empusa, Thanatos, etc but somehow popular shit like Poseidon, Helios, Hercules, Pegasus, Perseus, etc are absent.
That's exactly what I'm saying the whole time.
Resources about mythology ought to teach you about things you don't know. You know full well who Zeus is and what he does.
Problem is, these are Japanese using said books. Unlike you (and the books' intended audience), these omitted things would be new to them. But since they are omitted, stuff never makes it to games.
got a pic of it?
Zeus is in strange journey
>Being Japanese doesn't excuse them for not knowing basic Greek lore when tons of other Japanese games references them.
Go on, then, name the four guardian animals seemingly every single Japanese game in history had a puzzle about. Being a Westerner is no excuse, you've played well over a dozen games which reference them.
Not every god is going to get in, some even get thrown by the wayside in one game.
I want a game where Atlus acknowledged that Greek and Roman mythologies are very close to Celtic, Norse and North African (not just Egypt but also the whole Maghreb region) mythologies and there's some fucked up situation like in SMT4A with Danu and Innana where several gods are sort of the same but not really and they all try to kill each other or some shit.
>Baal
>Vishnu
>Cu Chulainn
Literally best boys.
my demon waifu
t. Shiva
For me, it's Hell Biker.
Shiryu, Suzaku, Byakko, Genbu.
Even if you say I googled them beforehand Atlus could easily do better themselves for Greek myth.
The problem is not because they don't know much about Greek when they could easily look it up at the source from where they got Ares, Titan, Dionysus, Prometheus, Mercurius, etc or notice some Disney movie and say "Hey we got Cu and Sigfried, why not Hercules?".
They are probably not fond of them for some reason. It's a mystery.
come forth jelly giant
I've only played IV and I'm not sure I have a favourite. I always end up fusing them away too soon to get attached. Girimehkala was an absolute unit that carried me through the latter parts of the game though, so I'll go with him.
The more important question is "Is it important that they include it?"
>He doesn't invest in luk
>He doesn't chest at every negotiation
Nah, you're the lil bitch here
>ackshually....
anyone who invests in strength in smt iv is doomed
I don't know but it's just weird when the likes of Thor, Vishnu and Susano'o exist but Poseidon is nowhere to be found.
Then again, we never see Brahma other than as DDS2 final boss.
It kinda bothers me when a game about various literal gods and creatures across different mythologies somehow leave out some of the most popular ones.
Why do they love Ghost Rider so much in Japan, anyway?
The world is now overrun by demons, and luckily you were a big enough shmuck to download fishy programs and have a Demon Summoning Program of your own!
What's the first thing that you set out to do?
Do not fornicate with demons.
Join the US Government in fighting the demons.
get dabbed on
>lawfag
remove yourself
Find a fairy, fuse it into an angel and evolve my way to victory.
I don't know who this character is but I want to stuff a fairy down my pants.
Her name is Hua Po.
Play some Shin Megami Tensei so you can go out and find some fairies of your own.
She does have thighs, though.
based and checked
I will fornicate with demons and you can't stop me
pic related, it's me and my gf
Swear fealty to God and try to become His instrument in building the Millennium Kingdom hoping I'll ascend into angel and join their military rank.
How do you two fuck
very carefully
They're overused in other games
Not him but I would press her up against my dick and jack off. Alternatively, yet similarly, I would tie her to my dick and do the same. Finally, imagine a cute fairy girl's delicate fingers and tongue playing with the head of your dick.
I'm sorry but what did you just say about my friend here?
Get your own women, shithead.
He fucks Pixie because she's perfect for his micropenis lol
Pic related is my gf
Fuse one with my dog
I got Yaksini in Dx2 the other day and keep her around because she has Mazan, but ditch her as soon as I got Scathach lmao
Try to make Frost Ace as fast as I can. Or just find a vest and tape a lot of icecubes to it and passing it to a Jack Frost.
God imagine inserting your entire body into her anus.
His dick is already the right size.
>Do all this
>Get obliterated by a teenager with a fancy wristwatch and a Pixie
delete this
Onahole pixie
>when your first playthrough is law/chaos and you have to fight that nigger
fuck
The NEUTRAL man is the epitome of male dominance and masculinity.
Let's start by looking at his body. His body is large. His domineering size makes his presence known without him even needing to point himself out. He is muscular, as a result of his high levels of testosterone. This gives him the appearance of health and strength. He is then covered by his dark skin. This dark skin reminds us of his ruggedness, a feature that developed due to being exposed to the scorching sun of earth, made to withstand such an extreme condition. It also has a psychological effect on the observer. The dark skin reminds us of our dark, deep desires that emerge from our primal subconscious past.
The NEUTRAL man's demeanor is one of alphaness. He is dominant, assertive, and can be explosively aggressive. His behaviour strikes fear into the more timid, cowardly races of man(l*Wfag dogs)
The summit of expression of his masculinity on his body is his outfit. The NEUTRAL penis is largest of all the alignments. As the penis is the penultimate symbol of manhood, this alone would suffice to make the NEUTRAL man the most masculine of men. This large penis is able fulfill the desire of the neediest of demons, being able to more than fill all the recesses of the vagina. Its length ensures that when it ejaculates, the potent NEUTRAL seed will immediately enter the womb of the demon the NEUTRAL man impregnates.
In total, the NEUTRAL man expresses this masculinity in a most exemplary manner in bed. When he fucks, he unleashes the entirety of his lusts and desires upon his partner without any restraint.
All this is the reason why the NEUTRAL man is the epitome of masculinity
Best Pixie
>going law
enjoy being deprived of free will you loser
People still play Dx2?
I dropped that shit hard like 2 weeks after it came out, the game was boring as fuck
FAILURE AS A HUMAN
God I want more Devil Survivor stuff.
>smtsj
>the neutral hero is a black man
>smtiv
>the neutral hero is a asian girl
what did they mean by this
It's okay for someone who just want SMT battles and demon shanenigans in their phone and too lazy to play an entire SMT game again.
Dude, same.
Imagine not being a chaosbro
Based and redpilled
>not being a chaoschad
>not wanting to live in an ANCAP utopia
>give me [Item]
>no
>give me cash
>no
>do you think demons and humans can fall in love?
>fuck off slut
>HOLY SHIT SO MANLY
>female demon has joined your party
Did Devil Summoner has different artist to design the demons?
Some of them are iconic enough to stick around like Angel and Archangel.
>what kinda world you want
>just fuck my shit up bro
Flaming skeletons riding motorcycles are one of those universal things
What do demons do with the macca you bribed them with once you recruit them?
>live in a world of being able too summon whatever i want and do as i please
>no please take me back and make me ur bitch
fuck off you weak willed faggot.
Spend it on booze
ch*Osfag subhuman , how does this make you feel?
You could have a completely homogenous community of middle class ch*Osfags. A nice town with almost no crime, an all round good community. However because of the weakness of the ch*Osfags all it would take to destroy this community is one NEUTRAL bull?
Just imagine, it's a nice sunny Sunday afternoon, imagine the bustle of this 100% ch*Osfag town until suddenly a couple of NEUTRAL bulls walk up. Demons would feel more attraction to these superior, strong bulls infinitely more than their pathetic ch*Osfag husbands. Every demon would be begging, grovelling to be impregnated by these overlords, the new kings of the town who earned this position with nothing but their superior presence. And these bulls wouldn't stop until every girl was carrying their children, the ch*Osfag demons's original children would probably be neglected. Who the fuck would want to raise these inferior children? They are only going to turn out like their fathers.
The Men? The men would flee after realizing how futile their attempts at winning back their wives attraction would be. They would flee to the Schwartzwelt where they will try to win over FAS looking ugly Angel girls because they are the only things disgusting and lonely enough to accept them. Many would probably be rejected after the Angels hear of their shameful and dishonorable display, even they probably would have killed themselves to avoid the shame.
Back home in the once nice town, every demon will be raising their NEUTRAL children and will be queuing up for their second or maybe even third pregnancy. They wont stop until they hit menopause, because they know deep down that their purpose is to populate the world with superior NEUTRAL bulls who will then move on to destroy other towns. This is REAL neutralization. You can't take over a place without winning the attraction or respect of the people, that method will always collapse
If I defeat you, your ideology is weaker than my by your own rules.
It's money like all you stupid fucking whores want. Fuck slut whore cunt bitches.
Real respect real.
>mufugga muh dik
this shit is why you lose in the end, you have no cohesive arguments other then muh dik and even that is highly flawed. Face it, you are on the bitch team faggot.
Enjoy being squished by demons
>muh freedom to do what I want
>oh no someone killed me
Why aren't you joining Law, Yea Forums? We have cool angelic robots here, and eternal prosperity under God and free of man-eating demons as long you do what He says. Also cool angelic robots.
you enjoy being a literal chinese workshop slave for all of eternity for dat angel dick.
Fuck off, your god is so much of a dick even Satan hates him.
There are things I'd rather do than spend my whole rest of my existence praying to some loser who only acts when Lucifer shows up.
I read a book once. Can I even be saved at this point?
Your YHVH is just a false aspect of the true Great Will, take the Steven pill and realize that Law and Chaos both fail the plans of the true Great Will.
>Ryanfag made so little impact it's pathetic
DIE FILTH.
What game is this?
Doomguy's Bizarre Adventure
>take he Steven pill
Hawking is rotting in hell now, get fucked neutralfag.
Smt strange journey. You can buy or emulate the ds version or the 3ds one
Why does Merkabah have tits?
The Great Will is just a dumb name for the nebulous collective consciousness
It has no goal or ideal to follow so Stephen can shut the fuck up
Based. Fuck yaoifags.
Why not?
Save for their retirement
All Kaneko
Guess it's just up to the director or whoever of each game is to decide which designs stick around
>Great Will is the collective consciousness
Didn’t Stephen also call it the ‘Axiom’ in SMT4A? I don’t think that’s the same thing
What alignment does he belong to?
It is, it's the faith and beliefs of humanity from which demons and God's spawn
He's slave to nothing but the rhythm
Thx
>The Great Will is just a dumb name for the nebulous collective consciousness
>being this wrong
Obviously you are not fit to become a transcendent being and truly understand the Great Will.
Markdancedcrazy
comedy relief a.k.a. Chaos
>hey, human, why are you bothering me
"I want to have your children"
>w-what are you saying?
>please take care of me
Chad hackers were nice
Chaosfags aren't cool enough to convince God with dancing. They only know unga bunga.
Sounds like you just suck at risk management. Got to keep all that shit in mind when trying to recruit shit especially at early parts of a new area and especially during early levels. Actions have consequences and got to learn to expect and deal with without being a punk bitch and getting wiped out. Ya dumb shitty at vidya fuck.
>my boy Jonathan sacrificed himself to summon this bitch
>she's more fucking useless in combat than he is
>all she does is open a door
>worse then hoyboy with her "let's use a light attack on lucifer"
I will never not be mad
This is why I'm going Chaos first after the White for a NG+
>her
Merkahbah is male user.
>4 boys and 1 girl fuse into a male angel with boobs
how many penises
have sex, incel
>chaos
>be king of tokyo and mikado forever
>law
>die in tokyo to ensure peace in mikado
>neutral
>get stuck in tokyo with a whore because hope
Chaos wins, baby.
What? Even the official artwork has no beak.
Well, Zeus has a Doi design now thanks to Strange Journey Redux. Athena and Ares already appear fairly often. So we're mostly missing Hades and Poseidon now for the big figures.
At least Hades was a persona in innocent sin. Poseidon was in devil children
>implying
Depends on the game or even route. Merkabah is referenced as female and takes Gabby as its human form in SMTIV's law route. However, it takes Jonathan's form in neutral before facing Flynn and Apocalypse also goes male with Jonathan as its human form.
>the demon was swayed!
>giving items to demons
>giving macca to demons
>giving health to demons
Based SMT negotiation system, the ultimate pleb filter. Also, Chadposter is correct as always.
Demons dont like cucks.
You tend to have more success if you put your foot down at some point.
>apocalypse
>bonds ending where you say goodbye to Jonathan and Walter
It really hurt
>Have an ass ton of Life Stones on hand
>Demon asks me for one
>Dear god, yes take them off of me, I am loaded to the brim with these shitty things
>Demon joins cause stupid to ask for something that I have 99 of.
>Already have same one in compendium who has better skills
>Devil Children
Have anyone actually play that game?
Don't know how
Why did Cielo have a Jamaican accent again?
I'm pretty sure I had a well enough success rate by denying twice, then giving whatever the third request is.
Isn't the tried and tested method in SMT IV for most negotiations: Give, give, deny, end negotiation?
mfw emulating and savestating every negotiation
Is Raidou comfy enough to emulate with keyboard bindings or should I play with a controller?
His original self is Jamaican, duh
Controller.
When you encounter a Fiend prepare to keep rolling around until your fingers feel like shit.
For me it's Nadja, the cutest demon.
Hol up, I have to contest that title friend
Too bad he is American
>usually a mid-level demon
>smt iv nerfed him to low
Why
It wasn't THAT bad.
His oppressed emotions were Jamaican