Literally not a single good video game release in 2019 other than Dusk

>eating a burger rare

Why did humans befriend carnivorous animals instead of herbivores? Aren't they inherently nicer?

That guy is fucking the cow.

They're not as good at hunting mean believe it or not

They're both getting laid tonight.

>Aren't they inherently nicer?
No

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I legit wanna stop eating animals anons. Lab meat and impossible burgers are making it that much easier.

That's not true Yakuza K1 and K2 came out on PC. Also Metro Exodus was a good game too

Medium rare, not rare

Dingaling

Sekiro

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ah look a living pillow

user, we did befriend herbivores. That's how we farm them. We tricked them into friendship so we could eat them

>FE
>Doom Eternal
>Death Stranding
>Astral Chain
>Halo MCC PC

being vegetarian is based and redpilled

Carnivorous animals are smarter.

You've harmed men before?...

Ace Combat 7

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>Big teeth vs big horn
Who win

Are hippos autistic lol

>hey I like you but that doesn't mean I won't murder and cannibalize your girlfriend

fun fact

hippos are unironically the most dangerous animal on the earth, they're literal human killers and you should never, ever even attempt to fuck with a hippo. A hippo will, unironically, FUCK your day up.

are you?

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Based and Ace Combatpilled

Am I?

beef is a fucking shit meat
red meat sucks in general
chicken is the good shit

Octopus bro, I have awaited a time to share this webm with somebody of our following. Take it. I haven't posted this in years.

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Octopuses are definitely aliens

Aw, cute i wanna pet it.

CUTE, thanks.

Well, that's obviously your take and opinions are subjective.
I personally found great joy in games such as Sekiro, Trials Rising and Mordhau. Mordhau is a terrible game of course, but it sure is a fun one.
Anyway. Try not to be so quick to judge games. Have a good day, OP.

I like how the rhino just puts its horn in its mouth and waits for the hippo to close its mouth
>come on nigga, what you waiting for
>yeah that's what I thought bitch

Wtf why is this so creepy

Carnivores are mostly pointless to domesticate for meat's sake, because you'd just eat whatever it is they are eating
carnivores are also smarter, have the benefit of being smarter also makes dogs easier to breed for other purposes

False equivalence
Regrettably worked in sales for a little bit, I became the jew

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Touch the cow...

octopi and they're illithids

Prey animals do not make that good pets in general. They are wired to rise a shitfit and run away from anything that even closely relates to danger.

Would the world be any better if we had just a few more intelligent lifeforms on this planet on par with human civilization?

>ywn shitpost with octobros on the internet

that's a funny looking cat

Ace Combat 7 came out, you stupid fuck

You're the one who made the human comparison, user.

>eeeh, nani?
>kyaaaa, hazukashii, baka diver-kun!

>Why did humans befriend carnivorous animals instead of herbivores?
What are horses?

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It's actually octopuses, and I don't see what a human label has to do with octopuses not being aliens

>what are nogs and spics?

Sorry, how big are these relative to us? Are these like tiny tiny fish or giant fucking human sized fish?

We had the same diet.

Sekiro was good. Baba Is You was good. You are just a casual probably.

Yes until humans start fucking then 3 years later being genociding them. The shoe can be on the other foot if a more intelligent species rise up (conspiracies say it already happened tho)

>lifting her skirt up like a slut
Source me on this doujin bruh

I think humans could stop killing each other for a bit at least.

Cannibalism is far different from just ending a life. Also, cannibalism is far worse than just eating food to survive.

they're Illithids
Mind-Flayers you dense fucker

Amid Evil just left early access and officially released. Pretty kickass game, better than Dusk in many ways.

>Hippo vs Rhino

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BASED

Only in your mind.

Is that our camera causing those colors to appear like that? Look at it, it's like a fucking rainbow, there is no way that shit isn't alien. It's literally ripping rainbow anime magic. How the fuck is that real.

It LITTERALLY looks like a vidya power up, but real

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Bloodstained
Spellforce 3: Soul Harvest
Baba is You
Sekiro
SteamWorld Quest
Druidstone

Thought it was still in early access, guess i'll play through it today.

And most civilized nations

>ywn swap stories about the niggers of both your genuses with giant octobros from their sealab

That would end up exactly like having different races ended up. The most capable ones would conquer and enslave/oppress the less capable.

>Spellforce 3: Soul Harvest
is the multiplayer dead?

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Sekiro was garbage.

cow thread

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That's a cute cat

She's a big girl

what a fucking unit

absolute unit

>me in Japan

>hippos are unironically the most dangerous animal on the earth

Depends on your definition of dangerous. I'd rather be in the water with a hippo than with most shark or crocodiles species.

don't play with food

Wholesome creatures.

wtf im vegan now???

Good lord, imagine what kind of burger herds they could breed with that DNA

>we looked to the stars for aliens
>they were actually underwater the whole time

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Hippos kill more people in Africa than the crocs do. You do not want to be in the river with a hippo it will destroy you

Hippos are so dangerous because they'll follow you out of the water and rock your shit

youtube.com/watch?v=KvtT3UyhibQ

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The have DNA unlike most things on earth, they are ALIENS

If the sole purpose of existence is to create more of our species then domestication was a pretty solid move. Dogs and cows aren't going extinct, mammoths copped it, wolves nearly copped it in a lot of places. Serving man? Smart plan. Stay feral in peril.

If alien overlords turn up look delicious or useful. I'm deadly serious.

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it's both

>humans know less about the sea than the moon
REALLY makes you think..

>most dangerous animal
No, hippo is the most dangerous vertebrate.
That honor goes to Mosquito.

youtube.com/watch?v=qs_-emj1qR4

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I wouldn't worry about it.

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>be in the river with a hippo it will destroy you
h-hot...

cute
i want to eat it

Amid Evil looks fine. Ion Maiden. It's the year of throwback shooters, I guess.

LITERAL

KINO

I'm not joking. that shot of all the cows from nothing, slowly coming over is insane

hey look, the hands of a dead person

Hippos only kill more people because they come into contact with more people and also tip boats. You're an idiot if you think it's safer being in the water with a saltwater crocodile or a great white shark than a hippo.

I work on a farm and practice the UK version of this, which involves the following lyric:
>GET OVER HERE YOU SHITS
>FUCKING COME
>COME NOW CUNTS

Octopi is grammatically incorrect

I want to open a dairy farm

>they start mooing in unison with him at the end

what the FUCK. based

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fuck I like burgers but I don't want to kill that...

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Dogs attack and kill more people than brown bears. I'd rather be near a pit bull than a grizzly.

The big chonk.
I want to pet that absolute unit.

Hippos are just filled with hate user.

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Jaws lied to you. Sharks are relatively harmless to a human being.

Technically a plasmodium transported by the mosquitoes. They're just a delivery mechanism.

Difference between dangerous and deadliest.

…. what the fuck is the green bubble part for

WHAT IS THE GREEN BUBBLE PART FOR. WHY WOULD IT BE GREEN. ANSWER ME, ALIEN!

cute pupper

nice

They're more useful to us than most other animals.

Sekiro and RoR 2

No shark ever hurt anyone.

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There must be a way to breed cows with lizards so they get a nice meaty tail that can be safely harvested without committing a victory royale to the tasty pupper with horns.

It an eye. That's why it's called the cock-eye squid.

this board really is reddit now

The giant eye [???] is weird, but acceptable. The fact that is has a fucking green part bubble head part is horrifying. Why would it be fucking green, like something out of a alien film, genuinely.

I hate that it's green. I want to pop it and see what happens

Octopi predates octopuses.

It's an eye user.

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I guess it probably glows in the dark. It's bait to lure shit.

>dolphins are jerks
>sharks are nice
It's all jew's propaganda, I tell you.

>"s-sharks are safe, bro, trust me"
>wearing mail armor

great whites generally don't care unless you look like a seal
saltwater crocs generally don't care if you're not in the water
hippos are engines of hate whose only purpose in life is to ruin you

>A dead rock we can see half the time and has literally no variety aside from "big space rock hole" and "slightly less big"
versus
>unfathomable fathoms of water containing thousands of different climates and millions of varied habitats at pressures that would turn an astronaut into the size and shape of a crushed coke can.

To be fair to the moon, it was a lot more spooky and mysterious before we actually landed there. To be fair to the sea, it gets more spooky and mysterious the more we dip into it.

That shark is going for revenge, it really didn't like the fish biting it's eye

You literally can't pet them otherwise, their skin is too coarse.

Bruh I think your dog has autism

shark wrote this.

I'm glad knights also have side professions like diving and not just jousting

I see the RGB craze made it's way to the deep sea.

That's to protect him from the rare deepwater attenborough.

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Nice try dolphin but I see through your tricks.

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wtf im vegan now

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a.) if a shark wants to bite you that armor isn't protecting against shit, and b.) the texture is what stimulates the sharks through the rubbing. it's not safe to try to do that normally with your bare hands, but a coarse texture to meet their own actually gets them really good; they'll even come back to be pet again

you don't understand domestication do you? The problem isn't we are killing them, we are making too many of them.

he’s playing shark souls

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Anyone have that infographic about sealife at different depths? It's pretty spooky.

>Dude is wearing chainmail.

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Sharks are fish, dolphins are mammals.
Dolphins might be assholes like us, but at least they're relatable and have emotions and intelligence, and can be dealt with/trained/communicated with like orcas.
Sharks are just fucking dumb fish who operate solely on instinct, they're creepy and only want to eat. Their minds are inherently alien.

It's got little ears XD

that dolphin did that on purpose

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R.I.P.

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Sex with dolphins also feels much better.

in awe of the size of this lad

a true, absolutely, unironic, unit

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I don't care how friendly you are, I ain't letting a pair of teeth like that close to my dick without at least 5 inches of chainmail

Octopi was never the correct plural form of octopus in English, or Greek.

Touhou Luna Nights was pretty good.
Crystal Crisis was pretty okay considering how bad Capcom's attempt at a Puzzle Fighter reboot was.
Baba is You was fantastic.
Crossniq+ will almost certainly be fantastic.

I do have that pic of a dolphin puss, but I promised the mods I wouldn't post it again.
The rest will just have to use their imagination.

lol.

Their skin is literally tiny razordblades, you'd just hurt your hand petting them normally and also probably annoy them.
Petting them while wearing something sturdier is fine though, because that way you're not only petting the big chunk, you're also giving it some nice scratches it wouldn't get normally.

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The shark looks so happy

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Would you swim with sharks if someone gave you a 5 inch codpiece?

long horse

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LOTHRIC, SEA TAMER OF LORDRAN

>Greek
neither is octopuses, then. It would be octopodes.

This ignores that octopus passed through Latin on the way from Greek to English, though.

OH LAWD HE COMIN' xD

It big Chungus!! haha

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Not that it matters because we're discussing the English word. The fact remains, octopi is mistakenly used.

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Worth noting that dolphins are the only other creature on the planet besides us to have a sense of self like we do. That we know of, anyways.

I've run my hand bare over nurse sharks user, and in that limited anecdotal experience "razor blade" is really pushing it. They felt knobbly, bumpy, and if you rubbed against their grain there was friction, but my hand didn't turn to ribbons.

sharks are so cool

Atleast post the Shark Souls image

why rip how are these bright colorful things always poisonous?

how are his teeth whiter than most people?

but their skin looks so silky smooth

>aggro build vs counter build

>If they are provoked, they quickly change color, becoming bright yellow with each of the 50-60 rings flashing bright iridescent blue
this person is dead

>nurse sharks
Literally didn't experience the way shark skin feels.
>While most sharks have a rough texture similar to sandpaper, the skin of the nurse shark is much more like that of the dolphin and has a smooth texture to it.

FUN FACT ABOUT THIS
EACH AND EVERY LINE IS A DIFFERENT COLOR
our eyes are just too stupid to see them

I love those tiny ass cleaner fishes that follow sharks arround. Same with the long birds and crocs

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Don't whales have their own language and talk to each other? Pretty cool.

YOU JUST KNOW

Carnivore diet.

>virgin hog vs chad rhino

the blue-ringed octopus is one of the most venomous animals on the planet

>cannibalism is far worse than just eating food to survive.
What if it's eating food to survive?

Why are you green texting? If that's a quote it self-defeats your own claim handily.

Trick of the eye, really and a limited camera capability. Shark skin is effectively their own miniaturized body-wide "armor", but without the durability to actually endure much. You can probably see the nature of their skin much more up close and with glasses on and such.

It's octopodes.
Octo-is Latin and -pi is Greek. -podes is proper:

Same, pigs, chickens and cows are abominations and need to go extinct. The only way that will happen is if humans quit breeding the fucking things for food.

It means that nurse sharks are the anecdotal experience in itself, because every single other shark has sandpaper-like skin.

And thanks to climate change, the time for us to explore it is quickly shortening before those ecosystems die.

Run your hand across and you might come away losing a little skin. I'm told it's like really rough sandpaper

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That's kind of a tough call for me, both are probably going to kill me but at least the grizzly might let my son live.

well thats only going to cover like 1/8th of my dick tops

>The have DNA unlike most things on earth, they are ALIENS
can someone not retarded give more information on this

We have more in common with carnivorous animals.

>watching some show on Animal Planet in background while I am doing my stuff
>it's a hippo getting attacked by a pack of female lions episode
>feel bad for the fella as I see him getting surrounded and trying to run as one of the lions is hanging on his side biting him
>see him turn his head around and suddenly the lion falls to the ground headless and all the other lions fuck off immediately
I know it's nature's way, the predators hunting prey etc., but shit, that felt good.

New epoch soon user.

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To be fair, the really deep shit will probably continue on mostly unaware of anything happening on the surface.

Can somebody turn seconds 2 through 4 of the right shark into a reaction gif?

>whole pride of lions who "aren't really hungry but could eat"

lorse

Octopodes is the Greek plural form, so you would be correct if you were speaking Greek. Modern usage of octopodes is so infrequent that many people mistakenly create the erroneous plural form octopi, formed according to rules for Latin plurals.

Yeah they do. Which is why this whale with a super high pitched voice is forever alone.

geog.ucsb.edu/the-loneliest-whale-in-the-world/

so can you do this to sharks away from their designated 'cleaning' zones? Do they just view the man as some kind of giant cleaning fish that rubs them?

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>abloo bloo some turtles died, the entire planet is doomed and we did everything

He's on keto, no pointless carbs to rot your teeth

there was a small shark at this aquariam that is near me, after i had petted it with my bare hand, it started to bleed (my hand not the shark)

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Every bright and colorful thing in nature is that way to warn predators of how dangerous they are, nature is retarded.

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>lions just nomming on the hippo and he doesn't give a fuck

What the hell Africa?

>sharks are safe bro
>we're very cute and just love getting pet
>just let me in bro

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Cool thing about climate change is you can't deny it forever.
And your zoomer ass is going to be along for the whole wild ride. Enjoy.

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how did the octopus kill it
poison or some meme?

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The divers often feed them and the sharks have come to see people as a free food source. I remember a story where a tourist got bit on the ass because the feeders kept fish in fanny packs. The shark was just looking for some fish.

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possible, but unlikely. A lot of deep sea ecosystems rely on dead things from the upper ocean, especially whales. And guess what are getting driven to extinction.

it's not anything like a razor blade and definitely won't hurt you though, and it's very smooth in the direction towards the tail