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Post your victories
NEVER EVER
I cant
italian niggas...
haha yes many tabs of porn haha
you think nintendo is going to ban me if i use this name in mario maker 2?
POST YOUR STARNIGGER MUSIC LADS
youtube.com
>tfw you win but no one else finishes
post yfw you are not a cheatershitter
first time I ever got 1st place. I think it was world 2.
a lonely victory
nobody ever shows whenever i beat lost
What's the official Yea Forums squad code?
SQUAD TAG IS Yea Forums
SQUAD TAG IS Yea Forums
SQUAD TAG IS Yea Forums
SQUAD TAG IS Yea Forums
SQUAD TAG IS Yea Forums
So is Luigi in the game or not? He can't be THAT hard to add, he's literally just green Mario. (well more like white Mario but still)
FUCK YOU I HAD THAT ONE
CALL 1800-BEYOND BITCH
10 fps the power of javascript
ALRIGHT Yea Forums, POST YOUR
>name
>wins
>kills
∑απιθ
123
4
Another win for cunny!
>not having a variation of nigger in every name to fuck over streamers and force youtube fags to edit
I've come in first a few times now, but this was definitely the sweetest. The guy who's about to be in fourth killed me earlier accidentally with a shell, but I had an extra life. Watching him dance for a bit before he accepted his fate was the icing on the cake.
>Retard makes a thread ASAP to post his epic zoomer stream trolle
>Doesn't include anything in the fucking OP
kill yourself attention whore
What's the end-block on 3-1 do?
good job sailor venus. your taste in sailor scout is impeccable.
-mecha adolf 3000
ROLL CALL TIME
JackNC reporting for duty
Why does the game run so bad? The input lag is unplayable.
i recommend everyone to use this song while playing:
thanks mate.
GG
It's so lonely bros
D BOYS D BOYS D BOYS D BOYS
next time user.
>finally get paired with Toroko again
>Toroko doesn't make it
This wasn't how I wanted this to happen
Call 1800-Beyond reporting in.
Jesus christ shells are so fucking hard to avoid when you don't know which fucking direction it's going
>people waste time grabbing the shroom in 1-4
MECHA ADOLF 3000 HERE ALL SYSTEMS ARE GO
owo what is this?
>wasting time on world 1
free win every time. just get the star and rack up kills 2bh
Pokéfricker here
Visible kill stat has turned me into a starnigger
Friendly Reminder every time I see this thread on Yea Forums and not on /vg/ I send one more email to Nintendo reporting your shitty game.
Keep it up.
watching cheaters cry is better than starnigging 20 people
I screwed up on Plus-2, rip me
>Why are people talking about video games on Yea Forums?
Fuck off, nigger
ok retard
Is this thread getting in the way of your daily Tifa circlejerk or something? Fuck off, kid.
IM A CONVICTED PEDO REPORTING IN
Sorry buddy, but this game is LITERALLY untouchable. I bet Reggie himself is playing this game right now.
Yea Forums-boys Yea Forums-boys Yea Forums-boys
hmmm,
thank you user
sorry cunny bros but on 2-1 you are collateral damage, gotta get that star fast
For whatever reason you didn't place on my screen. Some other guy got 2nd.
I FINALLY DID IT, NOW I CAN STOP PLAYING THIS SHIT GAME
Have you done your part to starnigger the normies away, Yea Forums?
NINTENDO
HIRE
THIS
MAN
One of these days we're both gonna make it and we'll see who's ahead. I won't be satisfied until then.
SAILOR VENUS, REPORTING IN!
NIGGERS CUMMING JEW
here sir
hahaha my peenus weanus of course :)
>3-2
>everything is fucking brown
>get sniped by goombas hiding behind a fence
Seriously this shit is retarded
Philosophia's Ass reporting in
how do i play this?
post wins
>tfw everyone rushes and only 3-4 even make it to the castle
type Mario Royale into the browser
∑απιθ reporting.
GG Eleanor. You were based for grabbing that star and not just killing me.
>"players remaining"
>not "plumbers remaining"
Missing a big opportunity here
There should be a Plus stage focused on as much back-stabbery with koopa shells as possible.
This game sucked ever since he changed air control
it only counts as a win if you're big
>not "Marios remaining"
Don't mind me just passing through
Ive tasted blood
I DID MY TIME
nice censor user
oops meant for
Fucking Mimiga domination
Fuck this piece of shit game
Controls suck
There's always lag
Can't tell myself from other faggots
>hit myself with the 1up block and fall to the void for it
fuck
>its a 6-1 episode
I tried to kill this guy also but failed.
IS NINTENDO GOING TO HIRE HIM?
>not men remaining
i have the retardism and a major faggot how do i get my names to appear during game to fuck over streamers
but are you having fun
GG Paul Allen
We tried
the fuck are you talking about? World 6 is the second easiest in the game!
I saw you miss that 2-2 jump, #3
The duality of man.
Did you get 1st place in all worlds? If not, keep playing until you do.
(kani) Krusty Kunny (kani) reporting in.
>implying he hasn't already been hired
>implying this isn't the beta for SMM2's battle royale mode
>have to wait until there are only 20 players left to play
why
>tfw I forgot you can run
>Celestia's fat ponut
BASED HORSEFUCKER!
Jotaro dies in part6 here
if you win they see your name.
I think if you also set your squad to theirs you win
BIONICLES 4EVAH
are you a NEET or something
The person with the cboy nametag, I respect you.
>5-1
>3 people left
THE FUCK
longcat reporting
5-1 is a mario holocaust, dude.
>World 2-3
>triple bounced off THREE FISH IN A ROW to catch up with the guy in first
>he chokes on 2-4
YYYYYYYYYYABBA DABBA DOO
>wait at spawn for everyone to die
>10 people left
>game still runs at five frames per second
HOW?
FUCK YOU SUE FUCK YOU
I can't wait for world 8, that's gonna be the real Yahoocaust
I have the week off
karen has the kids
not if there's still no lakitus
8-4 it teleport maze
>three Yea Forumsros get hit by the same fireball near the end
>but only one had a mushroom
>slow normalfags take 2 and 3
So this is survivor's guilt
>FUCK MIMIGAS gets a star
>runs straight forward at me
>barely make it to the flagpole before him
>win
I respect your effort, user.
you and me both, mate.
>Finally get a level 4 with other anons
>They die
Fucking hell
Post yfw someone falls in a pit with a star
I don't think there's anything I hate more than fish niggers.
I fucking won
all hail the best communist killing machine
joel gonna get a banned for nothing, can't wait
>tfw I won a few times before the counter was a thing
>0 wins displayed
I HATE IT
that's me
I wanna fuck midna Reporting
>Tfw die to first goomba on 1-1
Can someone explain to me why the enemies slowly appear out of nowhere on 3-1?
Remember that in PLUS - 4 you can jump through two sets of those long fire hoops at a time if you time it correctly
>6 wins and 80 kills
oh boy
Nicely done, Pinkmage.
Plus is a tough one throughout, it's rare to see survivors.
There's a Starman... stopping. i'm tired Yea Forumsros, i'll see y'all tomorrow. frenchfag, so it's 7am for me. haven't slept yet.
have fun, and most importantly, fuck starniggers and script kiddies.
>be with 2 other lil marios next to one mushroom mario
>part with jumping platformers
>1st mario jumps and makes it
>mushroom mario jumps and makes it. proceeds to tbag
>go up
>get right up and hit the ledge
>mushroom mario jumps right when i missed in my direction
>proceeds to tbag for several seconds
thank you for honoring my death
I need to up my game and go faster.
I love Neptune and I'm reporting in.
anyone else f5 often when they're too far ahead? feels like just playing regular mario but with worse control.
>plus is a tough one throughout
>grab star
>go up vine
>kill count goes from 0 to 15
>3 players remain when I reach the end
>they never make it
Man I was gonna make some custom tiles but that ended up bein tougher than I thought. Makin em look interestin, I mean.
Its easier to keep 50 tabs open than to sort through 50 similar bookmarks for purges.
Tougher than some of the others by far.
NIGGER BITCH BOWSER TWO TIMES IN A FUCKING ROW FUCKING FAGGOT ASS LIZARD BITCHHHHHHHH HFUCK fuck this nigger
>two adversaries at once
Oh shit
No. I enjoy the chance to practice level - 3/4 stages
"Yea Forums"
You can jump through all of them if you do a short-hop off the firebar's block.
even after possibly winning them countless times?
Lost by milliseconds. Goddamn
I too want to fuck bowser
>win world 6
>no one else makes it
>feel nothing
Think of all the people we mcfucking lost
Will the jewluminati log my IP and gangstalk me if i use anti-semetic names in this?
xD youre cool bro
Nah, man. We would never do that.
you're obviously underage.
Twin hammerniggers need to hang
RIP FutaxCunny, I got 1st place for you, cunnybro.
it's a necessary evil, and feels too good.
>cull 90% of the players
They're pretty based.
FUCK CUNNY PLAYERS
FUCK STARNIGGERS
AND FUCK STREAMERS
Sorry for kicking that shell in your direction, KKK
based
seething
based
>get paired with Toroko again
>die on fucking 1-1
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY AM I SUCH A KEK
>not kute kunny klub
>tfw lost starnigger virginity
I am no longer pure.
YOU STARJERKS NEED TO GET OUT OF THIS GAME
I feel the pain chadwagon
NEP
Justinrpg stop fighting king koopa and cross the finish line :^)
What does it feel like to win?
What does it feel like to even get top 3?
it don't matter to me, I now overcompensate for the 2-2 shell so much I am more likely to screw up the jump right after it
Did the game become fucking unplayable for anyone else? The lag is horrible. I mean slideshow mode and no inputs registering at all.
Well, it was fun playing guys.
I have to go now...
cya.
sleep well
pure evil
see ya bro
winning isn't special no matter how far i've gotten past people
Fellow Yea Forumsro!
To Shadow Edgehog: I'm sorry for bouncing off that Paratroopa you were heading for, Yea Forumsro.
bro just take all levels slow and stop holding down the B button all the god damn time until you know what you're doing. most of the time everyone's dead by the time you'll get to -4 with 1-2 spots open at the end.
it's the klown kunny klassic
It feels like I WALK A LONELY ROAD
is there a way to mute the game sound so I can listen to music instead?
Oh hey Ralsei, you made it in one of my games, good job!
That's a funny way to spell STARNIGGER
OH NO NO NO NO
victory in game, defeat in life
What's the point of collecting coins?
>he doesn't know
If you get 30 you get a 1UP.
>havent one once so changed my name to 'i lose everytime'
it's like getting a kill streak bro
You were destined for greatness.
It's running a little worse. I can't tell if it's the dev's fault or if it's because people are just getting better and having more Marios on screen is fucking things up.
Oh shit, he added SMB2 levels? I was thinking it would be a great idea.
>no Yea Forumsros to celebrate victory with
It's a hollow sort of feel
It sates my competitive spirit for now since I don't play fighting games anymore
?
>Your Soulmate - Undertale
Cute and funny squad
>If you discuss about video games one more time I'm gonna call daddy nintendo!
Do it faggot.
Hey, only I'm allowed to censor my mimiga name here for the sake of this Christian board.
Although I'm hankering to draw one again at some point.
fuck plus 3 desu senpai
Grats fellow cunny brother!! I was happy when I saw you come through!!!
Yea Forums private lobbies WHEN
Why does the player count go up sometimes?
Sorry, sir. Won't happen again.
>it's a "entire Yea Forums squad gets wiped out in the first 5 seconds" episode
it's probably someone using a 1-up
could be extra lives
>want to race with Yea Forumsros but they all vanish eventually
Based Sigmario
that really kills 6-3 for me when theres no one down with the klown to fast it with
epic 2nd place gaming
who the fuck named themselves "cum craving toddler"
why does players remaining go away after you finish?
I want to see when to F5 out or when to wait and celebrate with my fellow anons
>world 5
I'm so tired of it, it feels like it comes up every time I play.
close game with pinkmage, gg
everyone should start with one extra life by default
git gud
Reminder Cock Vore is power. Bow to it.
No. Game should have a shorter "Game Over" screen.
>Whats a Splashwo
Acknowledged
>6-4
>4 players remaining
>no Yea Forumsros
>bruh moment
thanks brother
Based.
I kek heartily everytime I see that name
>gets killed by starnigger while being a starnigger
end me,
>when you so far ahead no one can see your embarrassing choke
thank fuck
>fall behind due to caution/accidentally hitting a vine
>see a Yea Forumsro running far ahead
>get to the end of the stage
>they aren't at the podium
stolen 1st, still a nice victory with a Yea Forumsro though
>grab star by mistake
>kill toroko by mistake
I wanted a fair race
God damn that was close.
GG Pinkmage and circumcision fag.
hate hitboxes being bigger than the original game
That'd be a fun gimmick. If when 2 starniggers collide, they both explode.
Lag made you teleport into me too so I couldn't avoid it. RIP
Truth really does write itself. based.
At this point the only wins that matter are the ones where I win with someone from here.
every time I'm with you you choke
>get to race with Toroko again
>get killed by the block glitch
FUCKING PATCH THIS
What the fuck is up with that non-Yea Forums guy at the start bouncing forward at really high speeds?
>in the lead and making my way through the piranha plants on 6-2, hear the star music in the distance
>starnigger is blazing towards me, panic and start racing through the rest of the level
>get stuck at the last pipe on the stairs with the paratrooper
>starnigger catches up and kills me instantly
AAAAHHHHHHHHH
That's because I choke the majority of my races.
who's the fastest players
>Playing lost 1-1
>Get ahead of pack, stand on star block
>Some idiot hits it, giving me a star
>Jump spam in place and laugh as 30 or so people jump into me and die
>A little crowd gathers to watch as a jump spam in place
>Right before the star runs out, I jump to them and kill them too
Christ that was funny.
Plus - 2 is impossible
me
who the fuck are you
fuck you splashno.
rip futafags
The name's Ash... Housewares.
Rise, brothers!
SIXTY NIGGERS
Just a hacker.
Just take it a little slower.
>Crying to daddy ninty
>implying Miyamoto isn't playing this game right now
The Chad Hacker, I always see him first
Put mario or something in the subject name next time.
264th for Cave Story
hey whats up gamers it's vinny vinesauce/smug dom hat kid here and i just wanted to say fuck niggers
you're alright, krusty.
Has the cheatfag finally lost the war?
WHERE DAT HONEY DRENCHED CUNNY HUH?
GAMER RIGHTS NOW
for now it seems, you get banned and you dont even place, someone takes your spot at the podium lol
I like Cave Story!
Luigi
Sigmario
Toroko Best Mimiga
Eleanor
Pinkmage
Gamecubeblock
About 3 of the cunny ones
One of the tiananmen ones
Cave Story sucks
>GOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING Yea Forums IT'S ME, TYRONE
>YES, THE TYRONE
>when you see Sue Best Mimiga get fucked by a starnigger in 1-1
I'm glad I avenged you. (I'm also glad to inform you that the Gas the Mimigas user didn't make it to 1-4)
Asshole tier list
>Minor annoyance
Starshitters
>Asshole
Throws shells at people
>Major asshole
Collaborates with 2-10 other marios to stop and start shells sporadically
>Go and fuck yourself you scum
Bumps blocks from beneath you to gimp your jump before a pit/enemy
>Tfw murdering cunnyfags with star
hahaha!
It's lonely at the top
me, nigger death with like 30 wins
Star can kill you when they're on the flag?!!?! fucking bullshit lol
celestia' ponut
pokefricker
Another victory for us patricians
who here /chaotic evil/
Why, my peanus weanus of course. What a stupid question
I agree
I disagree
Hey thanks you too.
For some reason touched the axe first on my end, but the game put me on 2nd place. It must have been lag or something.
>whats a splashwo
based name
remember to always hit the star block so your local Yea Forums starniggers can kill all the slow-ass casual streamers
You're alright
Also, RIP Gas the Mimigas
Daily reminder that cheating is still well alive because the dev is an incompetent javascript nigger
(Use God Mode at your own risk, flying and jumps are ok)
Have fun.
T. The Chad Hacker
It can't though.
literally just happened to me
:(
One of us made it at least, 1-800.
Based
No it didn't, retard.
godmode bans immediately
Cock Vore grows stronger
>cursed images
you weren't there faggot
How do I stop choking on bowser levels when I'm ahead?
Heck yeah, ivalice moogles.
just saw you choke at bowser and fall into the too bad pit
i just wanted to say get fucked
>some rando faggot gets the star
>just keeps mindlessly running forward instead of massacring
God I hate these mindless faggots
They can kill you while they're on the flag and you touch them, but not if you're on the flag yourself. So jumping into a starnigger will get you killed but sliding onto them (or them sliding onto you) won't.
we did it for you honey drenched cunny
post your music anons
youtube.com
;)
post nigger word drops on streamers. Fuck Twitch kiddies
Fuck you asshole
If you're small mario, bowser will never shoot fire at your level. In other words, it'll always go above you. Simply wait until he jumps and starts walking towards you for EZ finishes.
Fuck yeah Yea Forumsros
all the chads men
based redline poster
>bigchad opens up the top path on 1-2
BASED
A. Thanks. B. You still got 2nd place in my heart.
Very solid race. It just makes me want private lobbies too.
let it be known I'm a Mimiga ally but Curly is the best cavestory
i also forgot i had an extra life and stood at the start of the level for a solid 30 seconds lol
i can't count the number of times i've come in 2nd behind toroko or pinkmage, at least a half dozen at this point. you two are pros
You mean like he was on the pole and you jump directly onto him? Pretty sure the game makes you invulnerable when you're sliding down the pole.
show me twitch clips of streamers getting niggered
Slow and steady through the stage. Facetank bowser if you're a big boy.
Has anything been done about cheatfags yet? Haven't played in a while.
>tfw almost caught up to you in 1st stage but ended up 4th
>get 5-1
>forget that koopas load in transparent (for some fucking reason)
>forget about the koopa
>run fucking headfirst into him
>people still don't know the pipe in 5-2 skips the entire level
RIP my fellow bros, I won it all for you
Yes. A number of them were IP banned, and every time they try to connect, they're just shown a screen that says "Gay baby jail".
yes
they get banned and sent to gay baby jail
Wish there was a way we can opt to be in the same lobby. That said, fuck this game's performance hiccups, and fuck it allowing you to fall through one-tile gaps on certain stages despite max running speed.
3 words: GAY BABY JAIL
Flying now bans.
I have to stop for the night. Hopefully we'll get some really good races next time that don't end with me falling off Plus-2 or flying directly into a piranha plant in 6-2, etc.
Plus World is such poorly fucking designed jesus
Why did this retard insert his fanfiction into the game
RIP gamecubeblock
youtube.com
Go.
Fast.
Nutsack.
Thor.
theyre really fucking bad
I had an extra life but I still got 4th. Sad Yea Forumsro hours.
youtube.com
Got 8 firsts since I started using it
>he ran into the lava at the beginning of the castle
youtube.com
actual fucking banger, although the entire Riders ost is pretty good.
>my first actual victory
Feels good.
Too bad there's no one to share it with.
>isn't Robotnik Rock
how dare you
youtube.com
sorry poke you died too soon
I too know this pain.
>Kick a shell die
>Jump on banzai billy die
>Pick up star die
Not my day
Pro tip, wait during world 5-1 because there will be a massive lagspike and about half of the players will die within 5 seconds.
we all know this pain
>sue
>choking at bowser
name a more iconic duo
split second
Good night Yea Forumsro, good games
Good race, Little Tom. Was neck-and-neck.
>fucking fireballs
Oh shit, you actually can get through Lost1-2 as Big Mario, even if it's really slow.
if you're not holding down right and sprint every single frame you are a disgusting casual.
holy shit it's zezima omg
GGs. It was a lot of fun trying to keep up with you. Tommorow we'll have a race to the end for sure.
>scrabble player
based name
HOW THE FUCK DO I WIN
>sue dies on 1-1 again due to starniggers
Avenged again. I'll never stop avenging best Mimiga.
unironically git gud
>People have stopped using edgy names and turned into discord tier fags
G'night mate, hope you do well. Forgot to attach pic to last post because I'm a dumbass, heh.
weehee
Well fuck me
It's the end result of all this type of shit, /vg/ thread will be soon if this game lasts that long
just go fast lmao
so close greekmario
night Yea Forumsros
What do you call it when there's another mario neck and neck with you and his presence fucks with your psych and makes you fuck up and die?
that happens to me a lot
>translation: people stopped being unoriginal
it's called choking like a bitch and it hurts
hilarious how bad everyone else is
I had to do that once while every small Mario was running past me :(
Gg pal
Hope the gay baby jail ban is only a day ban cause I learned my lesson to not be a cheatnigger.
Nah they're probably using their names for their /vg/ stuff
hopefully got some twitchfags banned and wanted something else. nothing but cave story and cunny shit now.
>tfw second
>but nobody ever arrives to get third
>you weren't even good, you just didn't die
Well, it's been fun racing everyone tonight. Gonna head to bed, see all of you tomorrow probably.
Oh, and here a music recommendation before I go: youtube.com
(basically any Sonic music is good)
just clone your mac on your router or get a vpn
>nothing but cave story and cunny shit now.
The cunnies have been here since day 1
Based Yea Forumsro
relatable
One day I won't choke every single time. Tomorrow probably won't be that day.
gr8 taste. i love anything sonic mania, esp mirage saloon act 1
it's world 1 so nothing special but still my first so yay
i thought i was the only one
>implying they haven't been here since day 2 but all the niggerfags and other assorted names died off and left the waifufags and cunnyfags to run circles on everyone else
Post your favorite Yea Forumstard names
>Tainamen cunny
dirt baby i gave you that shit
post creative names you've seen
ez 3 extra lifes on level 6, bros. This level is SUPER easy.
I wish it still said how many people were left after you won so you know whether or not to wait
i like the ones that say the n word lol
that's not what i'm saying, i'm saying that's all that's left at this stage outside of the champs like gamecubeblock and pinkmage
At first I thought everyone was getting better, then I realized it was just me getting worse. I keep forgetting the layout of stages yet I've played this for more than 2 days. goddamn
this but unironically
eyyyyyy gamers
its how all flavor of the moth games end up
soon enough the /vg/ thread pops up and then it's over
this was desu a close race, gg kunny
And yes. I love you, "Toroko best mimiga" runner! Marry me.
VPNs don't do jack.
Sorry bud, but lolis won this one.
Good work Yea Forumsros
>is rule34 xxx or paheal
xxx
I can't wait for the Luigi skin to get added
This was for you sigmariotheta
Good job fuck-a-niggers the 1-up paid off
I can't wait for the Mimiga skin to be added
Good job cunnybro
And again.
they 100% do. you mustve used one someone else got banned on.
>Kill 10 people on 1-1 with a star
>Only 10
Not great, not terrible.
Wait a second, that's not me. I'm glad someone else's spreading the gospel of Youmu though
Y'all making me feel bad for being the mimiga with 300+ kills racked up.
>like 30 fire niggers on screen
what the fuck
>first place vs starniggers one screen away
BASED Yea ForumsTARD PODIUM
How am I supposed to clip through walls if I can't crouch jump as super mario. this game is dogshit
full Yea Forumsro victory, hell yeah
We live another day, Yea Forumsros.
Well...
How do we stop the cunnys bros? They keep winning
not as good as the mimiga bros
>5-1 with 75 other marios
>5-2: 9 remaining
cmon bros
Cunny and mimigas are BROS
cunny marios are inferior to cunny luigis
You can stop the cunnys
uh oh bros
Can't stop the Cunny Crew
Also this was my first ever 1st place win and I beat the other guy by 0.5 seconds
>that glorious stream of fire you unleash with your firebros when you get the flower on plus 1-1
unfortunate choke honey drenched cunny, good race
The amount of pedophiles on Yea Forums is disgusting, kill yourselves now.
It's because there's like 10 of them. Just start some other meme group with more. Then you can both lose to the mimigma bros.
Goodnight Yea Forums today was fun. Hope a new level or two pop in tomorrow to beat if the nintenjannies don't erase this.
based tbqh
mimigas and normalnames stomp cunnys out. cunnys always die to starniggers or fall in the holes.
everyone will lose to Luigi
get rid of the custom levels. they're terrible. put in 7 and 8 instead.
Based firebro
git gud
You can't stop me.
goodnighty night Yea Forums, had a super fun time
>told myself i was done 5 hours ago
Why is there no 4-1? Are Lakitus that fucking scary?
>1 player remaining
>all tension is gone, you can go through the rest at your own pace
>get the easy win
>but there's nobody to share victory with
for PINKMAGE
and FUCK star niggers
Opps sorry, shinobu's cunny didn't mean to do that. I committed sudoku to make up for it.
yes
they're enough of a pain in the ass when there aren't 74 other marios fucking with your concentration and throwing shells at you.
my fucking forearms are screaming in pain. I haven't done anything productive in three days. I hate myself and I can't stop.
>Told myself I was done 6 hours ago
Part of the reason I'm playing it is because I know it'll be gone in like a week once Nintendo has the C&D ready to fire.
>mfw i could have died
fucking clutch as fuck
>tfw can't cheerleader anymore
same here and now it's 3am
last one for today
we did it bros
hell yeah, brother
Rate me, dudes.
>defeated by an impostor
Brb killing myself
thanks for the mushroom in 6-1, Now Playing user. You're a real bro.
>that pitiful amount of kills
c'mon now
>Japanese number of death
It's fine
I was doing so good with this game on sunday but these past few days I've just been losing nonstop
I can't tell if I'm getting worse or everyone else is getting better
5-1, 60 people dies within the first second to the turtle appearing out of nowhere
I'm a pacifist, you know.
No prob. I believe I had already gotten a fire flower, so hogging a mushroom would've been a dick move.
forever placing with normies never with Yea Forumsros
>Race to the star and kill whoever's left
never fails to make me laugh
Sorry but the bat is outclassed
>So far ahead I go for the stylish fire mario victory
>A horse fucker damage boosting through the first spinners near beats me
not until I hit 100 wins. 15 more left.
lost levels fucking when?
>tfw got to share my first victory with a Yea Forumsro
Too many normies in this match
How are you not a normie? Fuck off with your nu-Yea Forums memes.
>impostor
I thought you were the one who copied my name
please dilate
seeing the fucking waterfall of dead marios in 5-1 will never not be funny
Snail is second best girl so I'm fine with that
Keep it up, snailbro
please go back
Disgraceful
Fun race, anons
>trailing behind the hoard
>they're chasing behind a koopa shell underneath some blocks
>shell hits a goomba reverses direction suddenly and massacres the lead
Sorry, I know I'm terrible.
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There were two hackers in my game that fell to their insta-death on 6-4
Dabbing on them hackers
good game, user.
>tfw keep choking when trying to keep up with other Yea Forumsros
don't keep up, just survive. I started like 10 seconds after everyone else and still won.
i've had it with this piece of shit hidden 1up block
I knew I 'd get you back for beating me earlo
Just couldn't recover from my death in 6-3.
GG mate.
Pinkmage retiring for the night, take care friends
sorry man
I really try not to do that but somehow it keeps happening I understand, I feel that too way although I'm still able to win on World 5 and 6 since no one takes it slow. I think people are slowly getting better.
>Proceeded to die to the first Goomba in Plus-1 right in front of you
I take it back
No one cares
GOOD NIGHT FRIEND
Have you ever lost by a hundredth of a second?
I care a bit more above not caring, so long as it doesn't become a daily occurrence.
>besmirched by 0 kill record
I'm sorry wooloo, I wasn't even thinking.
I'm going to sleep
Good night Cunnybros
No one cares
Sleep well cunny brother
Supreme Victory
I hope you don't wake pedo scum.