Finally get a job after years of being a neet

>finally get a job after years of being a neet
>after 3 months, the three girls my age who I work with are super horny for me

god damn, being a wageslave is fucking great.

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#metoo

>finally stop working after years of being a wageslave
>after 3 months, still can't get enough of doing absolutely nothing with my life except jacking off, playing vidya and occasionally getting hammered using my NEETbux
god damn, being a NEET is fucking great

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and thats how user ended up being in #metoo

Didn't read the post, but tell me more about that gif.

Where da games at ma nigga?

Ive been NEET a year and a month (involuntarily) I cant even imagine how the fuck I could possibly go back to not doing nothing all day and going to bed at 5 in the morning

when I had a job I was just working with muslim pakies and one white guy. I never even met any grils. it was shit.

A pilot for a show for Nick where the premise looked really good. Was never picked up so we only have the one scene on the internet. Then Zone took the concept and turned it into a porn parody like he did for Teen Titans and Teenage Robot. Good porn.

never shit where you eat, those whores will get you fired or rape case.

What was the show? I don't think I've ever seen her before unless I've just forgotten.

I literally love going to work now just so I can be with these girls. Makes me so happy.

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same here

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based. I also started working earlier this year as a library assistant and have met tons of girls and talked to them.

>there's this big fat tittied loser pale girl who visits the library a ton
>always reads alone
>we talk alot
>one day coworker tells me she has a crush on me
>she comes in one day without her glasses

good fucking lord bros.It's like tomoko but with big tits.

Modifyers.

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The Modifyers was the name for Cartoon Network (I misspoke, was them and not Nick).

The zone parody is called the Modifuckers

How the hell did you get their number, I always see people exchanging numbers at work but I never thought it until now that you posed that.

video games

>finally get a job after years of being a neet
>after 3 months finally get sick of the suicidal thoughts and quit
happier than i was before i got that job at least

because you're a fucking normalfag.

what are you waiting for user
marry that shy nerd girl so you can hold hands with her

she's the super cute new girl, after only 2 weeks, she asked for my number. I really like working with this girl, we say good morning every day, talk a lot during rides, and just today she got super happy saying goodbye to me at the end of the shift.

I was neet for 4 months after high school. No idea how you guys can tolerate you just feel like garbage 24/7.

I'd go back in a heartbeat. Work and having responsibility fucking sucks. I've never been more miserable than when I left neetdom

How do you get a job anons?

Ya meeting new people is quite a rush

>been on no fap for a month and a half.
>girls have been giving me the “he cute” face.
>”what’s your name?”
>I’m chubby, and live with my sister.
Gimme some support. How would I go about getting them in the sack if I can’t go to my place?

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I want to breed her so badly user.

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you end up numb to it eventually
you just dont really feel anything after a while

Why the fuck is it so hard getting a fucking job?

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Missouri fucking sucks. Girls are either single moms, married or hobgoblins

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There's this fucking banging jewess I work with who is the daughter of my boss who I want to fuck so bad. I'm just anxious about creating weird worplace tension if she doesn't respond favorably to my advances. Also it's only my third day there. wat do

>got shitty call centre job
>quit after 4 weeks and went back to the neet life
i'm not cut out for work

Shut the fuck up, faggot. So many men have been falsely accused that it doesn't have weight anymore. Talking to women is normal!

No Im saying im NEET now and I cant imagine how I could go back to working and getting up early and having responsibility

I need money though...

It's easy to enjoy it if you have a shitload of personal projects or hobbies you're working on in your freetime anyway. It's awful if you're the kind of person to just watch TV in your freetime though.

Exact opposite for me.

Working fast food has its benefits, especially when most people who are hired are young women in college.

>we say good morning every day, talk a lot during rides, and just today she got super happy saying goodbye to me at the end of the shift.

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>Work in a lab
>Literally all the girls have boyfriends
>Anything with a vagina is out of my league anyway

At least I have video games and a shitload of money even if they aren't fun I guess.

Aim low like fast food jobs. If that still doesn't work than volunteer somewhere.

You wont.

Or just have your sister leave and go somewhere for the 5 minutes it'll take you to finish up.

I want to get a job, but I don't like being around people.

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>virgin thinks coworkers greeting him mean they like him

I miss prime zone

I have turned off my vpn just to post here.
How the fuck do you manage that? I got a job after being 10 years neet and I'm a complete social retard I can't and don't talk to anyone at my work. I must be too far gone.

In my country even fast food jobs are impossible to get. I just want something to get started.