Uh it's probably not a problem. Probably

THE MASSLESS FIELD FLUX SHOULD SELF LIMIT

STAHP

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THERE'S A LOT OF PICTURES OF GIRLS WITH DICKS

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Hmm Quake is too difficult. What if we...
>slow the game down
>nerf movement
>make the game team based
>make the game round based
>remove all the pickups
>allow players to buy the weapons
>remove projectile weapons
>make TTK so short that anyone can frag if given enough luck
POPULAR GAME!

And then the cycle always continued from card games to battle royales. In an attempt of trying to invent a product that as many people as possible can consume.

Twenty years of the series that turned skill based FPS games into crouch+shoot hitscan weapons with le lepic headshots

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HOW CAN A RMBK REACTOR EXPLODE?

GORDON, KEEP GOING WITH THE EXPERIMENT?

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hell yeah we did brother
that shit is fun as fuck

Kys csbabby. Quake 3 was superior.
Hl and cs ruined fps forever.

lol ok retard

>install half-life
>start a new game
>having a good time commuting
>voice acting is top notch, sound effects all very appropriate for government building
>everything looks up to code
>go deeper into the installation
>somehow die fucking around with the elevator (this was back in the 90s, i had never operated something quite like that elevator in 3d space)
NEVER AGAIN
>get to the part where i'm supposed to insert the cart
>smell what the rock was cooking
>alt f5 out of the game
CRISIS FUCKING AVERTED. you see how easy it is to save the fucking world? don't do dumb shit to start with. i wish more people were like me, we'd have wrapped up this whole global warming business in no time.

I have fun with both Quake and Counter-Strike. What's the problem?

mmmm that's some fresh pasta

It's just a falseflagging quakedad. Leave him to rot.

Valve drones mad because i btfo cs on its 20th anniversary.

do you suck dicks?

People still die in the elevator to this day. Even after HL1 and 2, many video games don't incorporate the use of movement and 3D space outside of dedicated platformers.

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NO PLEASE THEY'RE THE ONLY THINGS I HAVE

Hot take: not a single arena FPS shill actually plays arena FPS regularly. They just reminisce about the good ol' times when the genre was new.

Arena shooters are mechanically simple and have exhausted their gameplay potential. It's like playing ping pong against a wall. Sure, it takes a lot of mechanical skill, but it's also boring as shit.

i feel that way about a lot of genres. the only one i actually bemoan is educational games. devs used to at least give their titles a veneer of educational content, boy did that fall out of style.

>mash the spacebar + ctrl
>spam AoE rockets
>wait for powerup spawn

Wow, truly the peak of gaming.

I thought the dude on the left was a bald guy with a head wound for the longest time

have sex

This looks like a chernobyl thread

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You will never recover after that cs thread i made valvefags.

what

Pretty unfair how everyone sucks the dicks of Gordon and Shephard when the true chad was the guy who took on HECU and went to Xen with only a office suit and a lvl 1 bulletproof vest.

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HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME

SHUT UP FAGGOT

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What's this shit?
Heh, I've shit things that look better than you.

I don't think anyone dislikes Barney though. People really like him as an NPC companion, and it's hard to downplay him being the de facto field commander of the resistance.

It's a big shame he doesn't get so much as a namedrop in Epistle 3. Feels like he should be there right alongside Gordon once Gman hijacks Alyx.

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I know, i really hope someone make a mod of how his life was when he joined the Combine as undercover.

See boards.fireden.net/v/thread/467125670/#467187521

Blue Shift is my favorite HL expansion

Git gud shitter

Alyx was stupid and I hated her.
But I liked how they incorporated Barney.
However, why didn't they do anything with the scientists Barney escaped with?
And I still want Shepherd.

You dont need to get gud cs is casual shit compared to quake zoomer

THIS IS A BAD EXPERIMENT
WE ARE BAD PEOPLE
WHY DID WE USHER FORTH THE GREEN APOCALYPSE

The gameplay is nice, but they made it too short.
OpFor is KINO though, almost the same size as the HL1 but with more weapons and different enemies.

youtube.com/watch?v=SUecnaevAEo

>However, why didn't they do anything with the scientists Barney escaped with?

Dr. Heisenberg was lowkey one of the most important characters in HL universe, since he was the one who build the spectrometer and worked with the sample that caused the ressonance cascade.

u mad bro?

Barney isn't too bad it's just Blue Shift is worse than other two. He's also the only character in Half-Life who swear ever, isn't he?

He's the only of the five playable character that can talk...

OpFor is the worst Half Life game because the level design is terrible compared to every other game in the series

Simpletons think more guns+more enemies=better

>OpFor is the worst Half Life game because the level design is terrible compared to every other game in the series

Elaborate further.

YOU DID NOT SEE ALIEN LIFEFORMS ON THE GROUND BECAUSE THEY'RE. NOT. THERE.

Still in OpFor you have some time to play the game at least. Blue Shift ends way too fast

Resonance cascade
Not great, But not terrible.

It's not 3 roentgen. It's 15.000.

Do you know who ate all the doughnuts?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
youtube.com/watch?v=zPiAK_RP8dU

skcid kcus uoy od?

$467194204
Have sex.

Cascade resonance. The equivalent of one chest x-ray.

FOR GOD'S SAKE O P E N T H E S Y L O D O O R S

faked news, also the bridge people were fake too
youtube.com/watch?v=BfJ1fhmPPmM

THEIR COMING FOR US IT'S OUR ONLY WAY OUT! OH MY GOD WE'RE DOOMED

Tell me how does an anti-mass spectrometer has a resonance cascade?

This man is delusional. Take him to the infirmary.

>if you play "Black Mesa" with captions on, that quote is actually written with multiple r's
Made me chuckle

'99 jokes

Also IIRC the scientist near that guy looks at him in wtf is this guy doing kind of way

go to bed thunderfoot

fuck that oversized alien boss. fucking stops you progressing every time cause hes glictched to fuck

>he

TIME TO CHOOSE
Starwars
walmart
>De_dust
rats 2001
Tank 3

Blood Gulch

youtube.com/watch?v=1zl1L0oWVoU

Crack-Life story mode was fun, fight me

MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING

This is perfect. You can hate the show, but the acting and the memes are top notch.

I don't think anyone hates the show. Some people just get overzealous about what they heard on YouTube.

For me? It's toonrun1.bsp

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Where are the NIPPERMAPS?

Nah the Marines cuss too.

Anyone else still play Sven Co-op from time to time

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Yes.
Although there are no servers with OpFor.

Workshop support when

>tfw half-life 3 never

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Project Borealis had a little update today.

>he doesn't enjoy Counter-Strike
massive faggot detected.

Blue Shift is unironically my favourite because you play as Barney

Actually this. OF has tons of ideas but poor execution.

i don't think any game will ever top the fun i had playing tons of random maps in sven coop all those years ago as a kid

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The Blue Shift experience is
>This is pretty fun
>What the fuck, that's it?

Fun fact, at the end of HL: Decay, for a split second it shows Barney jumping into the portal to Xen.

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Dunno what Barney's background before security at Black Mesa was, but the fact that a fucking security guard, let alone a physicist with the most barebones of weapons training, managed to decimate platoons of combat-trained marines

He has a major in something.

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Out of all the playable HL1 protagonists Barney definitely gets the best ending.
>Gordon's forced into a contract
>Shephard get put into G-man's refrigerator
>Barney gets the fuck out of there with the main crew of scientists

>Gman was canvassing Barney but didn't approach him in time

Interesting how G-man just ignores this average security guy just killing everyone and doing dimentional traveling.

Barney is my favorite HL character.

WOW THAT HURTS ALMOST AS MUCH AS WHEN I GOT IT STUCK IN THE ZIPPER

DARG

hl3 never ever

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I want to FUCK Barney

AAAAAAAAAAA
I DIDNT SAVE THE WORLD

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This is fine, I've seen worse

>Thousands of your fellow gamers who played Half-Life when it first came out are now dead
Makes me sad

Where the fuck can I download Half-Life 1 guys I've never torrented and I just wanna play it

NOH

Nigger it's not even 5 bucks on Steam.

It's cheap as shit during sales and has a fuckton of mods. I'd say just bite the bullet and pay for it there.

If you ever had the boxed versions of Op For or Blue Shift you can redeem the code and get HL anthology.

youtube.com/watch?v=NWr2XFWecvg

Any good machinimas recently?

SHUT
IT
DOWN

SO HALF LIFE IS BASICALLY CHERNOBYL 2?

Not great, not terrible

I love it how the first thing people think of when someone mentions HL1 is PRUNE JUICE and STAPH

I really need another game like the first half life. Just an average day at a giant workplace, most likeley a science place, and shit just hits the fan. Prey was a pretty good and recent example.

Funny you should say that because I'm reinstalling Doom 3 and give it another go