>that kid that mained Pisces
That kid that mained Pisces
My horoscope is INTJ.
Let me get the obvious out of the way
>that kid who got cancer
>Virgo
FUCKING RNG IT'S BULLSHIT ANYWAY
FUCKING STUPID PIECE OF NEW AGE BABY BOOMER HOLIER THAN THOU FUCKING BULSSHIT
> he doesn't main Scorpio or Sagittarius
How does it feel to be a complete and total embarrassment?
>not maining capricorn in 2019
GEMINI is the protagonist so none of the other ones matter anyway
I'm maining Taurus and ENFP, my life is a mess, I'm dead inside, but I still manage to cheer everyone up.
>find out i like sucking dick and get mine sucked
>so i main pisces
>suck a bunch of dick and get mine sucked a bunch
You're just jelly i get bjs all the time
I mean I'm sure having nearly everyone terrified of you by reputation alone is cool and all for Scorpio mains but getting hard countered by fish has gotta be embarrassing considering they're forced to flee from everyone else.
Gemini are the subdued protagonists. We do the work without being a dumbass about it.
Oh dumb, reliable, lovable Taurus, may you someday feel some small measure of the safety and contentment others feel around you
>Libra main
>Time to tip the scales!
CRAB CHAD REPORTING IN
GET IN HERE CRAB BOYS
Are there actually people who don’t play Leo? I thought the others classes were just NPCs
Virgos will inherit the Earth
All other mains will be destroyed
>Scorpio main
>This is gonna sting a little!
bros how is leo so op?
>tfw chad Aquarius
WOKE UP TO JUSTICE
fuck off e faggot, this is i territory
Leo has a very boom-or-bust playstyle that can net you glorious golden god status but it's just as likely if no more so to land you in the gutter.
>all virgos
>24/7
it would be a pastoral paradise. we'd basically become a race of elves.
>Not maining Leo
>Not being the chaddest of the zodiac
You always find a way to dissapoint me Yea Forumsirgos
What's wrong with pisces
>circlejerk
>paradise
Never the case. Well, as Leo I will let you guys have some fun as long as I'm king.
i'm glad to be in the le(o)gion
dual wielding fish master race. All others are shit
Asian Animal Zodiac >>> Western Stars Zodiac
>tfw Aries by a single day but relate more to Pisces
Fuck you mom my stars are permanently misaligned now
Libra here just chillin whatchyu up to
Fun fact: most serial killers are either Pisces and male, or Virgo and female.
Doesn't make me nervous at all, being a Pisces married to a Virgo.
Cancer main here
gibe moni plos or I report u
HUEHUEHUEEHUEHUE
Yo what's good fellow Taurus/ENFP depressed Chad, it's okay one day we'll fine true happiness
>he doesn't know that the chart dates are off from when they were originally written down due to shifts in earth's precession.
Enjoy being Virgo cuck now, Scorpiofag.
CID, MY HUSBAND
CID HIGHWIND I SEE YOU
COME TO ME NOW
Yes.... my handsome fish
Good to know there's more fellow leobro's around here, i was afraid of being surrounded by plebs
WHO /RAMCHAD/ HERE?
Fuck off weeb, even the nips bow down to our based Zodiac
>not appreciating Scorpio, the Yang to our Yin
Literally the most OP pairing
Where my Sagittarius mains at
Leo and Metal Goat here
>not maining aquarius during the event
cope. That theory was 100% made up by a cancer, pisces or something like that.
Twins look out for each other. Intellectualize, fuck bitches, get paid.
Chad fish reporting in.
Leo and the Metal Goat sounds like a rocking story name.
>main Sagittarius
>set height slider to near max
>everyone wants to erp with you
feels good, man
Pisces and wood dog reporting in.
I main Pisces because I like joke characters
In mine they just do nothing and wait for the end of the world.
>Look at Chinese zodiac
>A fucking year off from the Dragon, the king of the skies
>Rolled snake
FUCK THIS
There's only one cool Snake based character that isn't evil, and it's this guy.
I don't even like snakes, the only cool ones are poisonous and the anaconda.
this sucks
NO DRAGON. PLEASE LEAVE.
Snake acceptable.
>combine them and I'm twin snakes
Now the thread is gaming related
Imagine not maining Aries
I main Aries, I don't need no partners and can stomp anyone in my path. Don't stop me or I'll rip you to shred
Turns to the strongest character and most fondly remembered every time.
>Leo main
>heh, time to die
of course I know your birthday, HUSBAND
my most handsome fish
Pisces and iron water dog. Sup dogfish bro
>0.0x degrees in virgo
>cucked from being a leo main by only a couple of minutes
At least my subclasses are Aries and Aquarius.
based as fuck bro
I need games with Western Zodiac-inspired characters.
where my gemininiggas at
this triggers the HBox
Who else Leo/Tiger double pussyrace here?
Pisces is the Bard of signs. Easy access to an all-you-can-fuck buffet but an inability to deal with confrontation and a bevvy of illusion abilities means they really only shine as a support. Fucking busted in a Scorpio duo lane though, they cover each other's weaknesses and boost their strengths perfectly.
The trick is getting them to cooperate. As a Pisces, how in the fuck does one approach a Scorpio without massive collateral damages from even a minor exchange
Aquarius Wood Ox
I am the Air elemental
Bearer of Water
Of the Wood element
Plower of the Earth
Air, Water, Wood, Earth
Four element chad reporting in.
best raid part
>virgo status spammer/buffer
>sagittarius DPS
>scorpio trap clearer/scout
>cancer tank
>offensive cancer boss killer
Aries master race
>Charlemagne
>Jackie Chan
>Toshiro Mifune
>Guy Fawkes
>Steve McQueen
>Raphael
>Max Von Sydow
>Walt Frazier
>Muddy Waters
>Spencer Tracy
>J. B. M. Hertzog
>James Woods
>Adolf Hitler
>David Tennant
>Lucy Lawless
>Leonard Nimoy
>Gregory Peck
>William Shatner
>Leonardo da Vinci
>Steven Seagal
>Caracalla
>Samuel Beckett
>Margaret of Anjou
>Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
>Nikita Khrushchev
>Giacomo Casanova
>Hugh Hefner
>Garry Kasparov
>William Wordsworth
>Christopher Walken
>Eddie Murphy
>Marlon Brando
>Johann Sebastian Bach
>Tamerlane
>Aretha Franklin
>John Madden
>Juan Ponce de León
>Thomas Jefferson
>Otto von Bismarck
>Septimius Severus
>Heath Ledger
>Charlie Chaplin
>Tennessee Williams
>Vincent van Gogh
Other animal caricatures of superstition, are you even trying?
>offensive cancer
*TAKES COVER*
You're all kidding, right? Right?
>no fun allowed
about what?
>capricorn main
Am I gonna make bros?
You're literally a sheeple.
It's a clownfish-and-anemone kind of thing really. They're barbed, venomous, and maliciously clever but that's actually their weakness. Dazzle them with your ever-shifting and seemingly contradictory persona and they'll be too distracted trying to figure you out so they can land a single devastating blow to notice you closing in until it's too late. Scorpios keep people at arms length because they're just as soft as Pisces inside that jagged shell, cross their effective range and kill em with kindness once they're at your mercy. You'll win their respect and they'll claim you as their property.
>Leo
furries and trannies. every last one.
Imagine not being pisces.
>shining star
no wonder why trannies crave attention so god damn much
>this thread
I have your back bro
Pretending an imaginary game exists and talk about it in Yea Forums lingo. One would expect that kind of insipid humour from the more juvenile Reddit, not the much more mature Yea Forums.
FUCKING REMOVE ALL FISH NIGGERS
OR WHOEVER DOESN'T LIKE CANCERS I DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT ASTROLOGY(BECAUSE IT'S GAY)
a fellow intellectual i see
Pisces. Albert Einstein.
>Libra
Never buffed, but also never nerfed. Perfectly balanced, relevant in all content. Feels good bros.
Aquarius got CAKE got DAYUM
Oh now you want to pretend Yea Forums is the mature place.
are you new here?
>
This symbol belongs to Scorpio
Teeheehee
Gemini main here, what was up with that nerf last update? We weren't even OP this is bullshit
>
Not Nicolaus Copernicus, pleb? Eat my whole ass.
Cancer and Pisces get along swimmingly, though Cancer prefers Scorpio, Virgo, and especially Taurus. Aquarius, Libra, and especially Gemini are your worst matches, hating two-faced opportunists is something you share with Pisces.
Based aquabros receive my energy
Gemini sun
Capricorn moon
Libra rising
What’s this mean?
I have fucking Charles Barkley, what now?
>role a Fire sign on my zodiac
>role Introversion on my MBTI
God damn it
>having a sagittarius on a build with virgo and scorpio
yikes, thats a no from me dawg
>he doesnt know about gemini wobbling
the patch was necessary for arena play desu
Reading comprehension my dude, if you Pisces, you also have Copernicus, which is a better draft pick than Einstein
Anyone have the patch notes from last update where they buffed Leo? what did they buff?
>Read horoscope every day
>It's always fucking true
Ok everyone, post your ideal Team for a raid I'll start:
>Leo DPS
>Taurus Tank
>Virgo Healer
>Scorpio Buffer/Debuffer
>Sagitarius Ranged DPS
>you will breath air and blink
Damn, they know me so well
This is bullshit
I mained Aquarius and i prefer Leo over Sagittarius, i hate Virgo and i think a relationship with another Aquarius would be boring as fuck
>Why yes, we do main Libra and Aquarius, how could you tell?
You might have Pisces in your other placements like your rising, moon, mars or venus. Most people don't relate to their sun because there's a lot more to it than that!
The point is you could read literally any of them and you'd subconsciously apply any one of them to you.
Still fun though.
>Gemini Sun
Carefree socialite with a "face" for any occasion
>Capricorn Moon
You desire stability and self-control
>Libra rising
+1 Charm
>Sun Libra
>Moon Leo
>Ascendant Sagittarius
>INFJ
>Life Path 7
Why is it so hard to learn the match ups bros. I feel like the meta is meta is changing daily
Ok everyone, post your ideal Team for a raid I'll start:
>Aries DPS spec
>Aries TANK spec
>gemini Healer (fucking schizos can heal 2 at once)
>Aries Buffer/Debuffer
>Aries ''ranged'' DPS (will throw fucking boulders)
>you desire stability and self control
Lol no not at all, my prime desire is attention and admiration
someone already did that
you just described the chart you stupid bakaquarius
It's because there are two currently running simultaneous systems. That new snake patch really fucked everything up. That and the constant vibrational rotations bro, remember, we're all in a bubble floating through weird black space water. Nothing ever stays put in this fucking wobbly jello shit
absolutely fucking nothing
Bro, just main scorpio. Oh, wait.
>four agros on your team
yelling very loudly seems to be working today
>mfw a fucking crab
>That Virgo that questions why they chose Virgo everyday of their life
is Leo high-risk high-reward or just a pub stomper?
>taurus
BASED
>Tfw Crab snake
What the fuck am I supposed to do with this
>Random gave me Leo
>Just want to be chill and heal.
>Have to have everyone notice how aloof and coolheaded I am.
>End up playing tank or crazy fuck dps most of the time anyways
ok fellas post best raid team, ill start
>virgo dps
>virgo dps
>virgo dps
>virgo dps
>virgo dps
CRAB
BOYS
CRAB
BOYS
Yáaaaaaaaas ariesChads
Depends on the player, really. More experienced Leo players can destroy entire servers since he's OP and easy to pick up.
>Aries (does what he wants)
>Virgo (stressed)
>Virgo (stressed)
>Virgo (stressed)
>Virgo (stressed)
>MFW Capricorn
I'm playing a Virgo DPS/healer hybrid, should I reroll after the last patch?
If most serial murderers are like that then what does it say about Aries and their apparent glut of warlord conquerer kings who kill way more in large groups? Are Pisces/ Virgo single target high DPS class and Aries the AoE doom bringers?
Cancer Tank
Pisces DoT/HoT Buff/Debuff caster
Scorpio melee DPS
Virgo Healer
Capricorn Tanky Caster
The dogshit synergy between water and wind signs limits my options a bit but imo any build that takes advantage of the combo of Scorpio's passive AOE debuff and on-hit DoT with Pisces' simultaneous buff/debuff and defense ignoring HoT/DoT spells is gonna be solid.
>experience
the developers are just too mentally handicapped to know how fucking awful they are. And the players that main the class hide behind said ineptitudes.
And now the true test, hold fast or expire.
They fucking nerfed them making their hitbox bigger because of their huge mane, shit sucks man
tfw you roll sagittarius but get the apathy, depression and introversion curses
I'm kind of an asshole and yet people love me anyways for some reason. Is that what being a pisces is about? Seems like every group needs someone with my toolset.
君は CRAB BOY CRAB BOY CRAB BOUY CRAB BOY
cope. Leo is the best class in the meta rn
That's a pretty solid party desu senpai
>horoscope thread
Oh, I didn't know women browsed Yea Forums.
>Sun : Gemini
>Moon : Gemini
>Rising : Gemini
Pisces and Virgo are both support/damage hybrids. As fits an earth sign Virgo is more straightforward with ranged direct damage and healing and no weird mechanics or glaring weaknesses. Pisces' spells buff and debuff or HoT and DoT at the same time and they have the unique ability to ignore resistances but their defense is rock bottom and their lack of burst leaves them pretty well fucked if their illusions and escape abilities fall flat.
>play virgo because i just wanted a cool mage class and didnt know much about the game
>entirely outclassed by gemini as dps black mage, dont have a good enough self buffing kit and stack spam like pisces, totally outranged by hybrid libra mage and not nearly as bulky
>have to resort to party buffing and healing to stay relevant, can barely even invest into high mana cost attacks because haste costs 1/5th of my mp
>best equipment to expand mana pool and reduce cooldowns is all pay2win garbage and the best free2play gear is all 6 updates old
whats even the point of picking virgo bros... im thinking about resetting as a pisces
Pisces is canonically the best sign.
>muh hitbox
if they made the time to do something about fucking hitboxes then why couldn't the developers do anything about the leo class' skills? it's horseshit. lmao, let me press this ONE FUCKING BUTTON to win. lolroflhahaha.
the best class when it's absolutely broken beyond measure, spaghetti monster.
>Pisces main
>Get ready for the reel deal
Lol reminder that January is the 11th month, February is the 12th, and March is the 1st.
Pretty much everything except modern fucked up calendars confirm it.
>maining the zodiac at all
>he didn't main Fourze
I seriously hope you FRIENDS don't fo this
If Scorpio is a water sign then why does it get to be represented by a phoenix
Hard to say, but there's certainly something fishy about them.
>coping this hard with their shit class
LMAO
Yeah, pretty much. Pisces act as mirrors in social situations, hiding as much of their true selves as possible until they've taken measure of their audience and then showing them a self-tinted reflection. People tend to like people who are like themselves so this makes Pisces seem super charming and mysterious to most but but annoys the fuck out of Gemini (and vice versa) who keep trying to find the right face to match the Pisces while the Pisces keeps shifting in response.
IF AQUARIUS IS THE WATER BEARER THEN WHY IS IT AN AIR SIGN
NHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>Aries
>ENFJ
>Can't stop being a dick to people and also can't stop feeling bad about being a dick to people
I really should've read the rules before creating a build that defeats itself.
Yeah, maybe some day. (I wish I had a million dollars in cash)
>Pisces buffer/Melee, something like a shield in the left and a hellboy fist in the right. Attune buffs to allies through touching the big hand. Spends his free time making weapons he can't use with his Xbox hand
>Aries magical dps, a chick with big tits and a scythe, will kill you with needle threads at range and big magical rending slashes up close. Bathes in the sun in her free time.
>Taurus tank, a green knight with some self healing. Bad at casual conversation, protects by taking hits for people. full plate. spends his free time looking for animal tracks to make friends.
>Leo physical dps, a chick with a big ass and a sword and board. Surprisingly quick for her looks. Will only protect you if you happen to be behind her. Will move without warning people behind her, spends her free time maintaining her gear. Especially the shoes.
>Aquarius physical dps, a dude with a really small bow, a small forearm strap shield and a shortsword. Nets and snares and constant switch ups are his game, excellent swindler, constantly underperforming for doing too much. Spends his free time calculating without self awareness.
Together they should cover everything but make it just interesting enough with the riskiness. R8 my raiders
Alright, combine your Western Zodiac and Eastern Zodiac
I got Scorpio Rabbit
Nah I think you're just bad, and probably jealous because you can't hoard al this gold HAHA
Because Scorpio really, really wanted to be a Fire sign but is too much of a softy at heart.
YOU'RE NOT WELCOME HERE GENTARO
>Leo
>Rooster
Feels FUCKING BASED to be fair
not an argument
Rain is carried by clouds, retard.
Let me tell ya, I knew this dumbass dude who believed the Horoscope trope bullshit and every day he would come up to me and say "Cancer is gonna get cancer today, good luck bro"
Why is the ram/ goat, a herbivore non-predatory animal always portrayed as the most aspeshit thing when it comes to myth?
typical aquarius being literally retarded
I haven’t played in years. What the fuck is this Lilith stat?
WHO THREW IT
>be me
>leo player
>enter arena on the moon cycle server
>run into a pisces
>he spends the first action casting haste
>just Q+E+righteous kings claw
>hes down to red and haste finally gets casted
>queues up illusion
>righteous kings claw again and he dies
holy shit lmao why did they nerf casting times so hard, mages are just ez gold now
Pisces is best sign. The two fish represent yin and yang and shiet mane
Why are cancer mains so sensitive?
t. Cancer main
Why the fuck do any of you know the Zodiac for any other reason but Greek Myths being cool
Are you all women or something
As a Leo main who's INFP, I feel you
OoOooOoO CANCER IS GETTING MAD
EVERYBODY HIDE
>the look of total fear in that guys face
Same. Time to reroll.
WHO THE FUCK THREW IT HUH COME ON UP TO THE FRONT PUSSY
Your new is showing.
>mixing water and air
>the most delicate water no less
Pisces is a top tier support but it's really comp dependant, it synergizes a bit with Taurus but other than that it's a pretty shit choice. Swap it out for Gemini, they're solid hybrids that have a mask for any role you need them to fill.
i am a sagittarius and a lot of the time i tend to unconsciously gravitate towards bow DPS classes (though not always), go figure
righteous kings claw is so fucking busted and the fact that brave kings mane buffs it even though its not a multi hit attack is so stupid. i hope you fucking leo cucks will just get banned from arena eventually
>Rolled Scorpio/INFP with autism debuff
What should i min max with this role?
Hahahahaha I just imagine his face
this.
I am Taurus and ENFP too
But unlike you, I have hidden skill named bipolar disorder
I like everyone though and want to make people happy
more like your new, that guy is based
>tfw firefag attracted to waterwaifus only to keep getting doused
It's the curse of being a water sign. At least earth bros are always willing to lend you a shoulder to cry on.
Why are rams so angry all the time? Aries is clearly some sort of barbarian class with rage mechanics.
Redpill me on Libra mains, are they reliable?
Being a directionless testosterone fueled cave man is not all it's cracked up to be. Get in touch with your spiritual side faggot.
am scorpio. what do I do? and especially against the people who keep fucking uppercut-chaining.
Who else aries main and love exploring?
Unreliable pieces of shit, ironically always unbalanced and moody
>he wasn't here for Pressure or King of the Hill Online threads
I think it works, they need fitting in with each other first but it leaves room for some redemption arcs. Gotta imagine the team both working smoothly and like crap.
I am a scorpio, I have no idea what that means.
>be leo
>be happy literally all the time
Feels good man
>INFP with autism
lol
Just use stealth and use dark stinger and let the poison dps do the rest
Gemini hybrid chads report in
>be virgo healer
>scorpio DPS bitches about not getting enough heals
>pocket him for a minute letting him slip into a false sense of security
>immediately switch to pocketing the chad libra tank
>scorpio has an autistic meltdown
there's really no other class that's more satisfying to grief
tried it. it got tanked like nothing and the stealth thing seems useless since they somehow know where I am.
>Libra
>Dragon
Not S Tier, but definitely not F Tier.
This desu
are you wearing a low enough armor rating to get past noise checks? and what is your trap set like?
Begone you incestuos heretics
My first girlfriend well over a decade ago was into it despite being a devout evangelical Christian otherwise. Somehow I retained all this shit.
>is an Earth sign reliable
I should fucking hope so, it's the focus of your archetype. Team up with a Water sign if you want your somewhat anal-retentive need for orderliness to be appreciated, they like the structure.
I mean Taurus might be able to keep Aries and Leo from bullying Pisces (when they're not to busy "wrestling" each other) but you know Pisces and Aquarius are toxic for each other. Prepare for moping and angst over Aqua being to cold and Pisces being too needy.
Pisces: Buffer
Cancer: Debuffer
Scorpio: Single target melee DPS
Aries: Offtank/AOE melee DPS
Taurus: Tank healer
Virgo: Utility Healer
Capricorn: Main Tank
Leo: Handle's the boss's gimmick and the tank for when the group needs to split up for some important reason
Aquarius: Magic DPS
Libra: Primary healer
Sagittarius: Flex
Gemini: Ranged DPS
Any corrections or any roles missing? I dunno what's the best for being the designated puller/kiter
Is this the stealth homestuck thread?
>Not rolling Double Dragon
Unfortunate, but you still have good taste.
>not being born on the cusp so you have the abilities of two zodiacs
oh no no no bruh look at this dood
Friends are welcome ANYWHERE user
And we're friends
GUYS LEFFEN DROPPED A NEW TIER LIST FOR PATCH 12.2.3! HE PUT LEO IN B TIER, THIS CANT BE HAPPENING BROS
>is an Earth sign reliable
Libra is Air
CRAB BATTLE
>Be neurotic ISTJ
>Be Virgo
Yep, makes sense.
Wow I appear to have gone retarded, guess it's time for bed.
>Mfw Aries with Scorpio rising sign
half leather and half chainmail for armor. as for traps, I use the beartrap ones since the stun seemed useful.
This is offset by having twice the weaknesses
>Cancer: Debuffer
>tfw enjoy classes with status effects and debuffs and am also a cancer
I-is it because we feel joy from making those that hurt us miserable?
...
FUCK
What about someone who has the same sign in both the old zodiac and new one?
You're definetily doing something wrong, you are using Death Claw to immobilize your enemy and right? Because that's the basic combo
sounds like a pretty good kit, not sure why people are finding you. try using the sandpit trap for temp invulnerability to escape combos if you arent doing that already, it really throws off their timing
The group is meant to round them out, but one is the MC and the other his lancer. They have to decide which is which, but my vote is for the Pisces luke sky walker and an Aquarius Han Solo.
>Be leo main
>get through raid
>went well, did my part and helped a couple of the newer players
>raid leader thanks a couple of players but not me
it's not fair bros what did I do wrong
*ignores Leo*
>leo sun and moon
>libra primary
The ultimate CHA build is pretty good, plenty of loot with low effort.
>tfw taurus/istp
just kill me now
spec'd into a build that is less confrontational and bulky. didn't take Death Claw but instead Debilitating Claw for the defense down. Got the Goliath Stinger to add more health at the cost of venom damage I guess.
You misunderstand, cusps are those born in the transitory dates between signs
>Libra main
>unbearably ugly and short to boot
What are some unconventional builds? I'm looking for a challenge.
Also, chose female for more extra health and baby brood familiars.
>tfw virgo/istp
We're all gonna make it.
>tfw leo/cancer
>tfw bitter tyrant king
What does Oscillation mean in this context?
Mmmmmm I guess you should rely on your traps then, Abyssal trap has good damage, maybe mix them with some poison snare traps to slow them and keep distance
>Saggitarius, the literal centaur with a bow and arrow
>not ranged DPS
Wtf is this
The truth you horsefucker
delete this
>Random into gemini
>CHA bonus bugged out and didn't apply
>Unfocused debuff seems to be stronger than the changelog claims
>Ability points scattered shallowly and uselessly in random trees
>Generalist skills seem underwhelming anyways
Game's broken and the devs won't refund me.
>when you think you're arguing with faggots and retards online but really you're just arguing with women
>Gemini: Ranged DPS
Seems right to me.
>Libra
>Healer
Yeah no that's fucking gay.
Scorpio operates in long chains and burst damage.
It is foolish to engage one in a 1v1. Bring an ally
I'm Not even Saggitarius, I'm Gemini. Again, wtf are you doing? That said, the other roles are accurate enough.
GOD I FUCKING HATE TAURUS'S. I WANT TO SHOOT THEM IN THEIR FUCKING HEAD WHILE I FUCK THE BOIHOLE OF A CANCER
what's gemini/taurus?
BLESSED BY VENUS
I WANT TO SMELL A TAURUS