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FIRST FOR FUCK CHEATNIGGERS
...Anonymous
06/19/19(Wed)19:38:37 No.467167279
>"Generals"—long-term, recurring threads about a specific game—should be posted in /vg/. This is not to say threads about specific games cannot be created on Yea Forums, just that long-term, recurring threads belong in 4channel.org
This, cheaters should get fucked
old thread good
new thread bad
post your controls
arrows + Z/X here
such a faggot, dude.
>get star in 3-3
>turn around and kill everyone
>end of 3-3 and only 4 people remain
>i'm the only one to win
i love being a player killer.
SQUAD TAG is Yea Forums
oh my god im stil
laughing
from those cheaters crying last thread
i think i might split a lung
lmao not if I leak the source code and everyone is making their own private versions.....
Pics or it didn't happen.
based
ROLL CALL
Which Yea Forumsros are reporting for duty?
>Not Being A 2hu reporting for duty
REMEMBER,NO MARIO
picante on Twitch has the code PVT. Got salty as fuck when I got in with him.
wsad + shift + space
one hand free means I can scratch my balls while I play
SOMEONE GIVE US A STREAMER TO RAID
FUCK
wasd + numpad 1 and 2 for jump/run
Since fuck it, i'll let you lads decide my name to use. Show pics of huge tiddy vidya girls, whether official or fanart. Girl with biggest tits becomes my name used from now on.
OH NO NO NO NO
have sex.
your sister doesn't count.
>change name to challenge whether Toroko is best Mimiga
>get more wins with the name than I did previously
>get into one lobby with Toroko immediately after changing the name and then never again
What's the point of winning if Toroko user can't see me
WASD + numpad 2,6
>camping the thread just so you can post this within 30 seconds of a new thread being posted
Top autism. Here's your (you)
Every time I see this thread on Yea Forums I send another email to Nintendo’s antipiracy contact.
>bad name
ive been rocking my "Mecha Adolf 3000" for 12 hours straight now you degenerate. you will be the first to die when the fourth Reich begins
Dropping player count to 75 was the worst change that ever happened. Bring back 99 Marios.
To those permabanned for cheating, you should know that you cheated yourself out of one of the most fun games to come up in recent months. Too bad.
Migrated from last thread, alerting 300 iq user to debate you all.
>Being slow on 1-1
you got bitch slapped nigger get the fuck out
AAAAARGH NEGRO SLAYER YOU HAD TO TAKE THE DAMN STAR
good job to this user, nearly bested me if I didn't have an extra life.
literally what I always do, 3 digit kill count now
>tfw star niggering at the top of the vine
i saw that (you)
flat chest best chest reportan
Reminder to set your squad to Yea Forums or we can't see the name you thought so hard on anons.
post clip
whoa.
So, for everyone who doesn't know, one user is going to contact the owner of the game because he doesn't know what a warn system is, and that all bans are perm for some reason, and the second might leak the source code. I'm with first user. He does have a point, he's on the Discord right now. I might join as well.
>things that never happened
as I said if I leak the source code and compile a way to make your own version then everybody is happy..
also, have sex
>GameCubeBlock reporting for duty
How do you go down pipes? I mapped out my controls and hit all the buttons.
picante
Squad code TVT
Cunny reporting for duty
that was close as FUCK
MECHA ADOLF 3000 CLOCKING IN
>anyone but tyrone the cheatdumb low iq crybaby banned nigger telling me to have sex
lmao ok
I made it for you Cyberdemon Anus.
shut the fuck up
hey dude having a problem i put it in command prompt and replaced yourname = "your name here"; but it won't work do I also have to put it in the name field in the game itself?
anyone got a webm of a good overland route on 6-2? or is being a pipe-scrub the fastest way?
you have to wait for a plant to drag you down
Get IN
Eh you have the client, the server is just a crappy java tomcat server, create your own , modify the client and connect to your own server until you have no more errors
My VPN for New York has been banned even though I have not cheated. Yeah, fucking developer should be ashamed to even call himself a 4chanfag because he is a disgrace.
just was you choke at bowser
RIP, could have been an all-Yea Forumsirgin podium
CIA INVENTED AIDS reporting for duty.
This game fucking sucks
fuck you >tfw no yoshi gf
Luminarychad here
Jeb Bush Will Win reportan
SHIT I MEANT TVP
SAILOR VENUS REPORTING IN!
NVM, false alarm.
"*AHEM*" REPORTING IN
still havent been able to get a based ending sadly
might switch to "REDPILLED -->" like that other user i saw
trips of truth
Luigi's Foreskin here
(you) reporting in
USS Liberty Incident reporting in
Post error, yes the name is supossed to be the same of the game
>being a faggot that thinks people give a fuck about his game footage
>low IQ
>was able to create find and develop my own cheats while 99% of the thread leeched off them
>got people SO angry that even the dev found my actual IP address out of all the horseshit users in the whole entire website to ban me exclusively
as I said before have sex or go dilate
Sue Best Mimiga reportan
Still searching for Toroko Best Mimiga
my nigga
>1300 kills
feels goodman
also why can't I post pictures, is whole Finland banned or something
>falls off a mushroom
UN BAN ME PLS THIS IS MY ONLY FUN FOR THIS WEEKEND
I change my name every couple of runs.
Futa C*nny Report in
INFRINGIO YOU PIECE OF SHIT YOU YSTAR KILLED ME YOU TURNED AROUND AND KILLED ME AND OTHER PEOPLE WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT
Nintendo Jannies on the board
(you) reporting in
wojack faggots deserve nothing you stupid bitch
good taste
AHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA
gay baby
I am truely sorry Yea Forums bro, I can barely control myself during the begging lag. I did make it though.
>TFW no yoshi gf
Reporting in.
>gets banned
>cries like a little bitch because muh i wasnt warned before
for sure you are very intelligent, my autistic double digit iq negroid
yabba dabba fucking choked lol
use vpn
no
Call 1800-Beyond reporting
I never cried about it nor was that me talking about the warnings
>he's so confused and got btfo'd this hard that he is mistaking me for other cheating chads
take your meds and go dilate...
INFERNOFAG I don't know if you're there but
Suppose I "remix" a few of these level graphics for an original level like Plus world
Would you accept it?
lmao later faggot
The notorious Dr. Cortex himself reporting in
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There's a Starman reporting in.
Tomboy Fetishist reporting
gay baby
Man I was thinkin the same thing, I'd love to spruce things up with some new graphics.
actually the best name ive seen
good job user
user...
>gets me a shroom
>die immediately
>in the end he comes in first
>i come in second
based
new worlds literally when?
It's me, the ratboy genius, and I fucking hate fish
absolutely based
me and the squad here
so your own containment game?
Not sure how possible new graphics would be, but I'd love to help with em.
>three Yea Forumsros fall down the final 6-1 pit
lmfao
god damn it stal minecraft don't kill our comrades
>Finally got an all Yea Forums podium
Blessed.
i know I know I just want to see what else can bring to the table this dumb retard
>star fire mario
truly a terror for your fate
I know how to draw
If you plan out the level I can whip up some pseudo-new 8 bit tiles to go with the general aesthetic and probably create the level appearance on top of your design
clip?
MIKU BEST QUINT reporting in.
>0 players remaining
embarassing
is that a fucking Lost Levels world? im fucked
VICTORY
Sam "Genocide" Hyde reporting in.
Faggot that keeps chocking reporting in
Tianmen square bro here
I would've taken your name if you didn't desu
uh no once this got shutdown someone would just release a clone over and over hence why it should be open sourced anyways retard...
also gay baby jail and I wasn't even cheating LMAO
>don't feed the trolls
>feeds them indirectly...
summer
STAR GUY JUST MURDERED A HORDE OF US
>t. slowfag
That was fun to watch
Based starnigger
post yfw you are not a cheatingfaggot
Not the dev, didn't mean to mislead, and I don't think I'd have the knack for level layouts, but I could try. And I'll try to make some tiles myself.
I hate soundin greedy but man, this game really lit the flame for all that "I want I want" shit.
>starfag running at me
>panic and fall into the abyss
Fuckers.
how do you guys fucking suck at world 6 so much. It's probably the second easiest world
Finally got one. I don't think this semen slurping game is for me, though.
>90% of all players keep dying in the first stage
how much of a fucking casual do you have to be
I HAVE DIED 5 TIMES TO LAG FIX YOUR SHIT
N-word pass
>killing other Yea Forums squaddies
Scum
>murdered a guy that touched me clearing a flagpole cause I'm a starman and he couldn't clear the stage
the star feels so good. A just evil.
Loves Big Women, reportan'
G-Guys? I-It's lonely in here.
Linkara's Chin reporting for duty
youtube.com
Yabba Dabba Doo! reportin in
protomagical""girl"" here to dab on them haters
I actually slowed down a bit because I had to make this. By far my worst 3-1 but I still got really lucky in 3-4, including that lag spike.
sorry bro, I just gotta go fast.
gas all pedos reporting
tasty
Nanachis Bunny Cunny reporting!
mynt!
NOOOOOOOO LET ME OUT,LET ME OUT AAAAAAAAAA LET OUT
I SAID
LET
ME
OUT
report what exactly?
>Music that plays when a horde of starniggers are behind you
youtube.com
simpleflips
Yea, email me
Almost missed the rollcall!
Based E3 Jap Waifu sounding off, boss!
Mike 'Zapper' Pence, reporting in
i love papyrus, reporting for duty
Damn that's a nice comeback. It's going to be hard to surpass you when we do meet again.
>running inbetween two starkillers at full speed
Holy shit
>Fubble
Dare I say, based?
∑απιθ reporting in.
Sorry for trying to steal your mushroom my dude
Fap 2 Paizuri, reporting
Male Cyberdemon Anus reporting for duty
>cheap cheap comes out of nowhere and makes me miss the second moving platform on plus-3
I'm gonna go make the BP oil spill look like a fucking joke
>Mynt
I remember playing her game and it was fucked up.
Oh hello there.
Jonathan best jojo, reporting for duty
No Yea Forums on the podium with me
nice one bros
AAADMIN ABUSE ADMIN ABUUUSE ADMIN ABUUUSE AAADMIN ABUSE AAADMIN ABUSE ADMIN ABUUUSE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
All Yea Forums finish, rip Jonathanbro.
nice one Yea Forumsro , that starchad massacre was great
Life & Hometown, standing by.
Just want to say that Nepbros are alright.
youtube.com
Find a better choice. It's impossible.
>another mimiga
Yea Forums private lobbies when, they need a real showdown
do shell kills add to the kill count?
Last post for tonight. Discord doesn't believe that you will be banned for saying nigger, and it's sad since they are all just fucking retards defending every last claim the dev has. Anyways, I'll be on Saturday for a showdown. If you don't hear from me again, that's because I either forgot to use my name, or the game is fucking dead (like it should be). Bye.
LUIGI's SMELLY FEET
Nope, it's only star kills.
cope lmao
Cute and Funny reporting in
No. It's clearly the fault of the koopa in the shell.
fire bros: they hate us cause they aitn us
based
kill yourself while you're at it
nice bro
the absolute existence of cheatniggers
vore me peach
>Try to get the star on 2-1
>Die to the piranha plant every fuckin time
I Love Youmu! here, you guys are all right.
the amount of assblasted
>getting bounced into the water by a cheep cheep right before the pipe jump in plus-3
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Is there anything more pathetic than cheatniggers?
#REIMU4SMASH
based hopefully someone not as lazy as I am leaks the source code I was snooping on his github and the only thing I could find was this cached dead ass link
github.com
If anyone wants to create a discord to discuss stealing the source code and leaking it then I'm down desu that way Yea Forums can create it's own version once this shit gets cease and deceased
literally who
based
you killed me, you fire mario star jerk!
>its pretty sad that you think I'm a teenager when I actually have an argument
ONLY a teenager would care about something as dumb as this
Link doesnt work
Yoshi kisses luigi on the lips
Ever since I came out my momma's butt, I knew I was destined for greatness.
Cunny and Futa
i keep dying on the first stage due to lag :(
I just said it was dead it used to exist back in may if you google cache it that means we either need to build our own source code from scratch or something else.
Usually most retarded devs keep their source codes on github but he deleted his
Tomboy Chood Friend, reporting in!
>try to help out a fellow /vro/
>no name normie steals power up
FUCK YOU!@
SMB2 < SMB
reporting for duty
ah i came
WASD, L for Run and ; for Jump.
CUNNYM@STER reporting in
SUDAFAG ready to do the mario
arrows
z - jump
x - dash
Just like my japanese hentai games
>player comes around with "FUCK MIMIGAS"
>seemingly dies in LL1-1
LMAO @ ur life
The weak should fear the strong.
(I'm sorry!)
Hi
/)
if someone was hypothetically going to steal the source code or make their own I'd suggest doing it as quickly as possible before this version gets ripped.. at least saving the client files
Actually based
enjoy your gbj you faggot
Step it up, dudes
Last one for the night Yea Forumsros.
tomboys a best reporting
fuck yeah. finally held right all the way on plus-2.
...then got nailed by a cheep cheep as soon as i landed/edged the piranha on plus-3. having to wait on a cycle with perfect play kinda sucks.
>no arguments
Pathetic.
>Cheating is defined as breaking the rules
Where? Show me where on the website it says anything about this. If I've missed it, fair enough. But I haven't seen anything to that effect.
>In many sports, if you break the rules hard enough, you're immediately ejected
Do you know what those sports have in common, my mentally challenged friend? CODIFIED RULES!
I have no idea what you mean by sock puppets. I'm sorry you're so triggered by someone playing around with JavaScript in a fucking free online game lmao. How pathetic.
>MUH FAIR COMPETITION
It's a fucking free browser game you fucking idiot. Pathetic.
No idea what that means.
Nintendo'd probably order inferno to stop first, not to sue.
>get the star
>start chasing some tool all the way back to the start of 1-1
>star runs out just as I tag him
WAtch your butthole, see you in 6-1 nerd.
(\
me and the boys
this HAS to be bait right?
Fresh OC
HES HERE EVERYONE
HES HERE
E
I
S
it's hard to fuck my gf while playing
I went on a date with an obese Indian woman because I'm in love with my cousin and needed to transpose those feelings somewhere else as to not act on them and damage my relationship with my family who I love, so I've been out
What is this? What did I miss?
So guys, I wanna try and make some level tiles to send over to Inferno, gimme requests for what you'd like to see and I'll try my best to make it work.
>Arrows
>C to jump
>D to run
always played 2D games like that, don't know why.
Xenochads Rise Up standing by
BIONICLES 4EVAH here
wins:62
kills:103
That's a nice job, user.
kek
>jump
>dash
>japanese hentai games
sounds athletic
DO THE MARIO
Respects to loopy, rest in peace
The 3 of us were neck and neck
Just a reminder to any of you lads going after twitch streamers that you can use character map letters and emojis in your name.
>Do you know what those sports have in common, my mentally challenged friend? CODIFIED RULES!
Yes, and those rules are don't cheat.
lol
random star position
lel
I love Mokou! reporting for duty!
good shit
which is why if you had the source code you wouldn't have to stop
enjoy the game being permanently deleted because your retarded ass didn't try to find a way to create a backup version of the game
Random star position? I meant like ground and block tiles, the physical design, not level layout.
very nice
can I get redpilled on this entire thing?
kek, nicely done user
>using d not x
>using c to jump not to run
rip bionicle
It's a death race to world-4
Anal;3 Reporting for DUTY
based
infernoplus.com/royale since link was a few posts down
>be in bowsers castle world 6
>able to speed past all the bigfags cause i could slip thru the fire lines and win
>75 player mario bros 1
>can use shells or stars to kill others
>goal is to get #1 (but 2 and 3 place as well)
>a race essentially
>people are cheating to get flowers early or some shit
>people who are mad are projecting their badness I think (t. not that good and have 5 #1 victories)
>shitters and cheaters are mad and trying to get nintendo to shut it down
Why isn't it letting me use the d-pad on my ps4 controller?
Dejiko-nyo here. Any new levels after Lost 1?
I've forgotten about the fucking 1-up block in 6-3 four times now.
FOUR FUCKING TIMES
its mapped to joystick by default. change the controls
my pinky hurts
WHEN IS HE GONNA FIX THE 1-1 PIPE SO THAT IT'S NOT SLOWER THAN JUST WALKING THROUGH THE LEVEL
ty
Bing bing wahoo royale where you try to race to the 4th level of a randomly selected world and kill each other with shells and stars, when you get to the end and place top 3 it displays your name and people like fucking with streamers that way. The dev is probably gonna get "hired" by Nintendo soon so have fun while you can.
Not yet. Still 1, 2, 3, 5, 6, L1 and Plus.
that's intentional so it isn't meta to just go through the pipe
why should it not be slower? If you make it the same length there is no risk reward associated with getting to skip the level
Pinkmage here ready to gatekeep some 3-2's
youtube.com
Hey fellas, gimme some level tile requests for me to try and send to Inferno.
I always thought of it as a reasonable trade off
>stay up top and deal with starniggers, but get to the flag faster
>take the pipe route which is safer, but also slower
good run!
Neku4Smash reporting in.
Considering how since we've gotten a new World (sometimes two) every content patch, we might get a new one tomorrow if we're lucky. I wouldn't hold my breath, though
>Waiting for bowser to let me through
>Bigfag shows up and muscles his way through
To be fair, you also forfeit your chance for three powerups and the star, and also risk dying to a star at the top of the pipe.
unless a starnigger decides to stand on the pipe
The true skill in this game is in being a pacifist chad
Being careful pays off
don't die to firebars pls
Just realized you can re-enter the pipe at the end of Plus-2 and it doesn't send you back to where you came from. Is that intentional?
I would never do that
I'm a pro player
SMB1 All Night Nippon has some I think
>pacifist
>implying you haven't been murdering millions
i have a habit of being wreckless
ocean prince is best puyo
>Only other Yea Forums bro waits for you to catch up
>Make it to Bowser together
>Die like a retard
Sorry fap 2 paizuri
which form though
>mfw starniggering the little marios in 1-2, stealing the life from below AND the mushroom when I didn't even need it, while proceeding to t-bag them knowing they don't have the animation for it
damn it feels good to be big
nice, fuck those normies
CUNNYM@ASTER NOOOOOO YOU WERE RIGHT THERE WITH ME WE WERE THE ONLY ONES TO MAKE IT TOO AAAAAAAAA
you know which one
>3 players remain
Formerly Chucks here
he shouldnt have added the kill counter
i can't stop killing everyone
Dev, unban me and i will suck your dick!
i beat Lost World. Shame no one could join me
>About to finish with Yea Forumsro
>He dies to bowser right before the end
Feelsbad.
>Slap City Is Free
>Slap City doesn't seem to actually be free
Is there a specific webpage you have to go to if you want Slap City for free?
what? the only pipe you can go through in plus-2 is the one at the end that leads to the surface, and you can't go back down it.
Do you still occupy first place if you refresh the browser? I swear, I've placed too many times for it to just be people sucking at the game.
how the fuck can someone not be damaged by bowsers flame??
fucking cheaters
almost flawless world 2 run, no one in sight after 2-1
>about to finish Plus world with Yea Forumsro
>i fall in the lava at the beginning while rushing like an idiot
fuck. hope you won
Rosalina's Boytoy present :)
Where my cheaters bros at. Imagine playing mario unironically LOL
How does one ironically play Mario?
goodbye shortfriend
>Doesn't show the playercount dropping in the webm
Cheating.
I just saw you get rekt by a paratroopa, kek
based
Sounds like you're still playing Mario
it's ironic because you escape your life of mediocrity by being bad at vidya?
gg cunnyma@ster
Just play it fag, you'll understand after a while better than anyone could explain.
JIBUN WOOOO present. also youtube.com
bowser is client side so the flames you see aren't the ones other see
Fuck you hitler
>tfw there’s no dancebros anymore
this sucks
im a happy man
>Lobby fills too fast to find out if the secret luigi trick actually exists.
Hi I'm Daisy!
Is ''Down'' always on for anyone else when they use a controller
the whole lobby meta is gone, closes too fast
Congrats on the second place Starocaust, that was a really close finish
There are so many cunny names, how can you guys be so based?
>literally first time in lost 1-1
>win
what the fuck is everyone doing?
Don't tell anyone what happened down there.
RIP Ralsei fan
Metroid Royale, the first player to obtain a randomly generated item in Zebes wins.
>almost no Yea Forums in lobby
>they all die before the end anyways
this sucks
>lost-1 or 3-1
>nobody activates the star
why?
This is the best thing in Mario Royale.
If it makes you feel better, I died shortly after to the 1-up block in 6-3
It's faster without it. You're good enough to beat those stages without it, right?
>Hammer bros. snipes me with a reverse hammer
I'm not even mad, that's just impressive
not a bad idea.
what does beating the stage have to do with getting a star? wins and kills are 2 distinctly different values
gg bro
>perfectly time jump
>fish nigger spawns from below and makes me land in the fucking water
>Caring about kills
>In a game about speed
sorry, no fun, didn't think I'd snipe another Yea Forumstard
>LOST 1-1
what the fugg
Lost Levels 1-1, a.k.a. Super Mario Bros. 2 in Japan.
>caring about speed
>in a game about kills
Any video?
lore
You're supposed to get kills in a battle royale, user.
>no twitch streamer killer
Literally lmao'ing at these slows. It's a Mario royal, not a battle royal.
do japs know about the game? I saw hiragana names but assumed they were weebs.
give us private lobbies reeeeee
so why did the creator call it a battle royale? what did he mean by this?
I saw a Japanese guy streaming it. Most are probably weebs though.
DOOMBOX REPORTING IN
it's a battle to see who finishes first this isn't rocket science
HONEY DRENCHED CUNNY REPORTING
DAB ON THE NIGGERS AND KILL ALL TRANNIES
Goldenberg here
>tfw 0 wins and 30 kills
what the fuck
your name encouraged me to log into exhentai earler this evening
that's a race, not a battle royale.
SPERM IS STORED IN THE LUNGS REPORTING IN
And yet right on the package...
how do so many people die before level - 2?
>Based & Cunnypilled died to Bowser
It's lonely at the top
I know the feeling all too well.
by daring themselves to play optimally even though they're not good enough to do so
What the other user said, plus some stages have starnigger/shell massacres, especially LL1-1.
finally a Yea Forumsirgin podium
good race, lads
Victory Royale, boys
sometimes the game turns into a slideshow at the start so a handful of people eat shit at the first koopa
stars just shouldn't be able to PK, just like fire flowers cant
it ruins any competition
I got hit by the jumping lava and panicked
cope harder
Where? Where on infernoplus.com/royale does it say any rules whatsoever?
git gud
fuck that
as much as i loathe starniggers I disagree
>Lost 1-1
>in 1st place
>3 guys right behind me
>we hit every jump and shortcut exactly right
>neck and neck the entire time
>reach Lost 1-3
>we all misjudge the jump from a moving platform and die at the exact same spot
Fuck me this game is fun
battle royale is a term with an established definition going back centuries. mario royale isn't explicitly defined, but it's clearly descended from battle royale.
also that's the name of the game, not a description of it
Just be faster you silly billy
yo, I just found some hot speedtech
on 6-3 you can jump over the flagpole if you bounce off a bullet bill, it skips the flagpole animation and takes you straight to 6-4
It makes my cock go rock too user
>Staro kills me earlier with a shell, but I had a life
>Get 3rd place before him
WHO'S LAUGHING NOW BITCH?
The only things that get you wins in this game is coming in first. No amount of kills will make you come in first.
- Practicing risky fast moves
- Lag
- Lots of other marios around that hinder your vision
- Lots of other marios that can kill you
- Lots of other marios that make affect you psychologically how you play
- Bad
is there a worse feeling than fucking up stairs?
13% here, ready to dab on them niggas
naeh
Stars is probably the most important single element to the game
otherwise it would just be a boring race
Fear not, my friend.
You can use a VPN. I'm using ProtonVPN - it's one of the only free ones to have unlimited data. Apparently others can be quicker, though, but they have data caps (on their free tiers anyway). ProtonVPN seems to play the game fine. Another user suggested something called Ninja VPN but I haven't tried it.
Or you could send a message to the dev on Twitter and see what the fuck happens.
Quitting for now, I've been up for way too long playing this thing, it's like crack but it's a game
Later Yea Forumsros, hope this is still here tomorrow
I loved the little pause he had before accepting his 4th place death.
lmao at kissless virgin
>- Bad
this is me
Worst thing is when you are sitting on the block and are popped up too far and someone below you yoinks it.
Later
Sorry bro, I didn't mean to hit you with that shell, honest.
no amount of wins will make your kill count grow higher
i have more fun getting kills so that's what i do
no because literally everyone else fucks them up too
I wish the physics was the same as the original
First win in hours, goddamn this game is addicting yet I still suck at it lmao
Jotaro dies in part6 reporting for duty
how many streamers have gotten niggered by you guys
Fuck starniggers it's hard enough trying to complete world 5
>World 5
>Always get to the star first
>Kill everyone still alive
>Then kill myself cause everyone's dead
I wanna fuck midna reporting in !
It appears our superiority has lead to some controversy
Glad you made it, user.
WHY IS JUMPING SO DELAYED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
That's neat, but I doubt world 6 will ever have a close enough race for it to matter.
>put me back
oof so close
I'm sorry sigmario, it wasn't personal.
just hold d and you will be ahead of everyone else clientside
I FOUND YOU BUT I CAN'T KEEP UP
can't believe how many people fucked up at the last stair in 6-1
>that one Yea Forumsbros that failed
DFC here
It gives you extra time to hit all the invisible coin blocks in 6-4. Very important for styling on shitters.
Gotta land that piranha plant jump or you'll never catch up since 3-2 and 3-3 are easy max speed
>Lost 1-1
>5 starniggers appear at once and no one has a chance to dodge
What a fucking massacre
JackNC, hey frens
>Finally get a lobby with a lot of Yea Forumsros
>Die instantly
>like 20 people grab the fire flower in plus-1
It's alright mate, I'll get ya next time.
>never chase Yea Forumsbros with star
>they jump on me anyway
happened when joel streamed. half the time I was in with him he died right away.
>X-1
>9 players remain
>stay behind to kill with star
>still end 1st
bros....
It's much harder to make out where I am with the echoes around. Did he mess with the opacity?
ya boy back at it
>1-1
>75 players at roundstart
>30 after the first star is released.
>In perfect synchronization with another user
Is there a better feeling?
Honestly didn't mean to kick the shell Eleanor.
Raymoo
>1-1
>bee-line it for the star
>get it and keep moving forward
>other guy that was there with me does the same and I see no one with a star going backward
>48 players remaining as I zone into 1-2
HOW?
post your running music!!!
youtube.com
Is there a video compilation of streamers reacting to nigger death?
no, the people who care about that shit are too young to operate video editing software
Ultimate starchad here
Press F for Fuck Nigger and D-boys
>another good race until everyone else dies at Bowser again
RIP
We really be out here, F to the niggas I lost along the way.
>world 5
is there a more free win?
>instant firewall massacres all Koopas and everyone advances safely
>QIG
TOO BAD
post yfw the game is fun af but you'll never get a win
youtube.com
Got 14 kills that run, I can't be too mad
CUNNY AT THE TOP
this is pretty reddit
Plus 1 is the easiest to win. You hold forward for a majority of it besides some well placed easy jumps.
wheres the cheats
it's more pinterest, if you ask me
>2 players remain
Are the hitboxes too large on flying koopas or is it just me? Feel like I'm dying to them at times I wouldn't on NES.
Was it the lost world one? yeah, I got to bowser and choked. There was no one in the podiums yet.
what am i looking at
no one cares, zoom zoom
YOUR SHIT GAME IS SO FUCKING LAGGY
FUCKING GAY MEMESCRIPT WEB APPS LEARN TO PROGRAM NIGGER
who hurt you?
In the original SMB1 you could bounce off an enemy from any angle as long as you were falling downward (Even if the enemy was above you). It helped make a lot of iffy jumps more lenient, but that mechanic doesn't exist here.
oh no joel
he's in
>less and less people in the dance area
Yea Forumsbros... wtf i thought we were dance chads
I get 120fps here senpai.
WE MADE IT Yea ForumsRO
>try to land on a shell
>someone else lands on it first so you land on the ground
>someone else pushes it towards you and kills you
Fuck you niggers
D-BOYS HAVE ESCAPED THE COMPOUND
>neck and neck with cute and funny for all 4 worlds
>we both flub in the last castle hurdle
That'll do pig.
and in his video he censored it
FUCKING KAIZO BLOCK ON 6-3, FUCK
This is the new secret lab. I love it.
new
it got you two, eh buddy?
based
GG Toroko
Yeah, but then I got World 6 right after that and won. With an extra life this time.
>Lost 1-1's Kaizo block
Dancing is great, but the fence needs me.
probably a starnigger