Why did Shulk choose the village woman over the princess?
Why did Shulk choose the village woman over the princess?
Blake Williams
Henry Murphy
it's established that he's tasteless
Evan Gutierrez
>village woman
Fiora was that nigga's childhood friend for fuck's sake. The writers put together such a seemingly generic love interest that everyone could see coming from the beginning because its still a tried-and-true formula -- EVERYONE wants to see the boy get the girl in the purest, least malicious way possible
Brody Gomez
Cute voice.
Seriously, she needs more work.
Nathan Perry
Because he is dense and the princess never confessed.
Logan Roberts
The princess had stupid flappy flappy bird wings instead of ears. Ugly design, unaesthetic filth.
I would've rejected her too.
Oliver Mitchell
it's not explicitly stated in the game but she had a tighter butthole.
Alexander Butler
>people are still mad a childhood friend ACTUALLY WON for once
REMINDER THAT MELIA DIDNT EVEN LIKE SHULK AT FIRST, AND HER SUDDEN CHANGE OF HEART DOES NOT OUTWEIGH AN ENTIRE LIFE OF LOVE
Elijah Johnson
Tiddy.
Owen Harris
He'd known Fiora his whole life, and known Melia for maybe a week or two.
Of course he'd choose Fiora.
>seemingly generic
Wouldn't call her 'seemingly', she was pretty generic.
Michael Morgan
I hope the next Xenoblade has ZERO cuckery
Jacob Rivera
this entire series has had cuckery, get used to it
Owen Nguyen
>Childhood friend who also gets turned into a robot with birthing hips
>Princess to kinda-bird people that gets mostly genocided anyway and is otherwise flat in multiple aspects
Melia is only good for battle flowcharts, and even then she isn't the best at battle.
Samuel Ortiz
I hope we get a Riki spinoff game
I gave almost zero shits about anyone else in that game
Kayden Sullivan
shulk never realized how important fiora was to him until he lost her
his entire adventure was to get revenge for her. he even jumped on the top of Sword Valley with no real plan to try and save her
melia is nice and its sad to see her lose so hard, but there's nothing shulk wouldn't have done for fiora, he was all about her for the majority of the game
Easton Thomas
Because Melia existed for no other reason than to suffer.
Justin Murphy
I'd play it.
Brody Lee
phat pussy
Brody Stewart
The village woman was sexier and a hell of a lot more chill than the prim and proper princess with literally no chill.
Shulk is not the type to marry for money.
John Jackson
Because Melia's life is a cosmic joke.
Gavin Wilson
xenoblade 1 and 2 didn't have cuckery, though
Brody Lewis
Because he has good taste unlike Rex
Jacob King
because the princess is an autistic retard and town girl has bugger bobs
Julian Edwards
Childhood friend route bullshit. Melia got royally fucked in that game, that girl could not catch a break.
>speed suit that shows a small window of belly
Xenoblade had some godtier outfits.
James Walker
Why did the princess choose a two-bit thug over him?
Gabriel Nelson
Why is this game so ugly for a 2010 wii title?
John Collins
They prioritized the world over the character models.