DMC Thread

Every character in this game is on the spectrum.

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agree, nobody is truely all the way straight or gay

Well he is right though he literally died to his brother 1 hour ago

How autistic is Vergil?

I just beat Vergil on Devil Hunter and he's definitely easier after the update.

You guys need to stop mistaking his motivation for autism.

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Speaking of on the spectrum. There's this new girl at work who looks like Nico. She's cute and started a couple weeks ago. Like a loser I tried talking to her and decided to tell her she looks like Nico. She responded the way somebody would respond to the mentally handicapped. LIke "oh wow, that's so great! Thanks for sharing."

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Im so sorry user.

I understand Vergil. The only way . have sex is if someone tricks me into thinking it's a video gane.

>decided to tell her she looks like Nico
why

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user, why.

you don't just go up to people and tell them they look like a video game character. You dont go up to someone and say you look like "____" in general.

If i was her i'd be a lot ruder to be honest

Hide your power level, dumbass.

On the RAD spectrum.

>stop mistaking his motivation for autism.
There's a difference?

What’s the difference?

based kinsey scale

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>9.2gbs for just DMC1, digital only
>$20 for just DMC1 when trilogy is $30 on all other platforms

CAPCOM!!!

>its 30 in maple dollars
oh capcom

May this serves you as a lesson. Never tell your crushes they look like your fetishes. You'll never seal the deal.

Time to quit your job autismo.

Nero seems like the token straight dudebro out of the main cast, despite people memeing that he's le twink UwU I don't really get any gay or bi vibes from him. Actually Vergil feels like that too, despite what Vergilfags post about their husbando in these threads.
Dante is like Archer in that he is pretty much exclusively attracted to women but would probably make out with or fuck a guy if he got drunk and depressed/horny enough.
None of the main DMC women except maybe Kyrie are 100% straight. Although Kyrie is a sheltered innocent religious girl, she's probably at least "curious"

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Oh, user.

>taking the vergil/mundus thing seriously
>none of the girls are straight
>dante
nice projection tranny.

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This is gold.

I'm about to play DMC3SE for the first time, what difficulty should I play on? I don't want it to be a mindless hack-and-slash, but I don't want it too be too frustrating either.

For reference, I just beat God Hand and I beat most bosses within 5 tries, with the exception of Great Sensei

Considering theyre all demons and the "homosexuality is wrong" meme spawned from religion, im sure they would all be open to trying dick since the "morality" of it is non existent for them.

also who views Nero as an uwu twink? uwu chad yes, but uwu twink only applies to DMC4 Nero not 5

Normal+Gold

No church morality doesn't mean you like dick.

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Not really funny.

9.2GB for DMC1 when the collection is 12GB on PC.
There is a good chance they actually have the whole collection in that file and are going to sell them later.

Any modderfags in these threads? Was wondering if there was a way to make some kind of no-clip in Cheat Engine to bypass certain roadblocks when using character swapper.

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Doesn't make sense to only have 1 at the ready unless 2 and 3 come free later on down the line though.

Would be silly to just have them be paid unlocks.

You really think it would be free?
Capcoms ports for Switch have been on a decline big time with the new RE ports at E3 reportedly being some of the worst they've done in awhile.

Naw- demons are evil and horny. And they will sex anyone. Even you.
Prepare your anus.

This is boring.

doesn't it seem odd to you how you see all the guys as mostly straight but all the girls as mostly bi or do you not want to think too hard about that?

>every base game devil breaker has a line of Nero calling its name when he equips it
>so does the Mega Buster
>and the Pasta Breaker
>but Sweet Surrender and Monkey Business have him say "devil breaker!"
>as does Gerbera GP-01, even though it could be "Gerbera!"
I don't get it. Why not just give them all unique lines?

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Dante and Vergil are a special case, one doesn't bother and the other just did it once and forgot about it.

Well than the higher space requirement would fall in line with what you're saying and Capcom is just getting lazy / looking for reasons to not support a platform that prints money for both 1st and 3rd party games, even old ones.

>people think we aren't going to need to buy the same game again for 5
capcom is still as scum as ever, case in point is the ports to switch

Its kinda nuts actually considering the Switch is now the best selling platform in Japan over taking the PS4 ins barely 2 years.
For all the shit USF2 got it was fine and the RER ports were fucking masterclass, but the later ports were just passable, the RE GC ports were shotty with RE4 being 900p and not hitting 60fps some how and now the RE5 and 6 ports are 30fps and "blurry" from what people at E3 said, which is fucking insane since RER1 and 2 both hit 1080p with a relativity high framerate in most areas.

If they didn't use the re-release model for Monster Hunter or fucking Street Fighter then they're not gonna use it for bloody DMC pal.

Nero being evil n horny for my ass is all i ever wanted in life

Dante's monster cock is married to his hand. Vergil probably tripped and fell dick first into Nero's mom.

Based

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>get a decent port of Dogma
>Itsuno confuses the fuck out of even the Capcom rep with him when he says if this sells DMC5 might get ported
I thought Itsuno was better than this

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you think they'll add costumes,turbo,vergil/trish/lady dlc,and character select for each mission in an expansion pack?

B-but what if he cant control his power in the bedroom?

Now that Vergil is back from his wacky adventures, his memories of his old sexual escapades will probably resurface. I just bet theres one more Sparda kid out there somewhere....

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Can't say what they will or won't add, but Capcom are explicitly moving away from their old re-release model. Their last game to use it was Monster Hunter X/XX and that had more to do with the 3DS's infrastructure making expansions of that type unfeasible more than anything else

Vergil is not on the spectrum. Fuck you all.

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He really said that?

>porting DMC5 to the switch

That would look like shit. Might as well turn all my graphic settings down and play the game.

wccftech.com/capcom-devil-may-cry-5-switch-dragonsdogma/
“We started the development of “DMC 5, while we didn’t have the Dev-kits of the Switch”, the game director told M! Games. “Because of that we concentrated on the Ps4, Xbox One and Pc-Version. But if “Dragon’s Dogma: Dark Arisen” sells well on Switch, then we might consider porting “DMC 5.

>RER ports were fucking masterclass
REvelations port was perfect, 2 was ass.

Are his ears pierced, or is that a mole?

t. Vergil

Vergil and Nero both have ear piercing scars, probably a holdover from their face models.
Trishu also has a belly button piercing scar

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piercing

How is DD? Im intrested in it since it's itsuno approved but it looks like a japanese Skyrim.

Honestly I have no idea how it would go, RE Engine seems versatile since its a very console focused engine, but the only proof we have it running in their word from an old GDC panel where they mentioned the Switch and RE Engine crafted each other or some shit and that they had some anime looking then running on it.
Engine is pretty CPU light if I remember but here's RE2 at its lowest.

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I guess it would run on Switch if it runs on my toaster.

>his memories of his old sexual escapades will probably resurface
Nero serves as his reminder of his horny mistake, he's probably ashamed.

Its going to run like doom/wolfenstein but portable nero's bulge simulator on the go would be the shit, id buy it again

Even on the lowest setting I doubt it would run well.
Hell, for RE7's port they had to resort to streaming rather than direct hardware performance, and while the atrocious input lag that comes with streaming might be bearable in a slower game like RE7, it'd make DMC5 an absolute slog to play unless it's a V mission :^)

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Nero is cute, thanks Vergil. The one not shit thing you ever did in your life.

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He's on my spectrum if you know what I'm saying.

Dan and Maxim are bald twinsies.

Not him but I've been playing it since 2013 and it's still fun to my autstic ass.

rude

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Woah, mindblown

Stop, there's no bullying allowed.

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Vergil has some decent style

Doom isn't actually that bad, no idea about wolfenstein but the other two big ports MK11 which apparently sticks super close to 720p 60fps at all times during gameplay is good, and people who saw the witcher at e3 said its also fine but has a upgraded UI
It'd probably be somewhere like 720p 30fps docked 900p if you're super lucky and 720p top end 540p low end portable, which isn't the end of the world considering how small the screen is, it'd look like a sharper Vita game.

I want more Dante+Nero+Vergil having fun together and being a team. It sucks that we've only seen them being enemies or rivals. Why can't we have them all at the same time?

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Vergil exists to be bullied.

Why is Vergil wearing a see thru chef hat?

The more we bully Vergil the cuter he gets.

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MK11 runs and looks surprisingly good
Since capcom specifically told Nintendo to add more ram to run the RE engine im sure Capcom could do some black magic if they ever did port DMC5

God I remember Switch launch and seeing Capcom's name in the list of third parties supporting it in that big graphic they put out.
Then we didn't get a new MH and all they've been doing is dripfeeding Resident Evil ports.

Vergil likes being bullied sexually

Didnt they actually say theyre working on a switch exclusive MH game?
not MHGU

>your call has been forwarded to an automatic voice message system, it appears nero is not accepting calls from bitch ass niggas and arm ripper offers

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>work in the same building as capcom
>see an older dude in a black leather jacket that says S.T.A.R.S.
>see a cute gamer girl in a decil may cry 5 t-shirt today

If I tell them I’m a fan, will they hire me?

I want to kiss his dry busted dsl

Rude. *sniff*

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TGS when? I wanna get my hopes crushed again.

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>not wanting to bully Vergil into hate fucking you

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getting vergil hate fucked sounds hot

Nero isn't going to drop Vergil after Nero begged for acceptance from him. And like the chad Vergil is he just left him after.

>Vergil liking something that isn't power or Dante

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Vergil has already been dropped and dadcucked by real dad.

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Won't we start getting news about who's showing up at gamescon and tgs around july?

Vergil is Nero's daddy but Dante is Nero's DADDY OwO

It's ok Vergil, you have to be responsible and own up to your mistake, even if your mistake is deadweight.

It's a top tier fetish.

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>Dante is DADDY
ftfy

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Nero gonna throw away his blue jacket in 6 for a red one, he gonna repaint his wings too. It's gonna be like when Vergil start slicking his hair back.

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He always has the most cuts on his face. I think they added that detail because he's the one who's always scrapping upclose with the demons. What...what a jock

This

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Fuck Cavaliere Angelo keeps kicking my ass, this boss is so much tougher than he looks.

He's got giant widows for parrying, and his attack pattern is predictable as fuck

This bird flies solo, except for with Nico.

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I wanna hold Vergil

No just that they weren't done with Switch.
The big reason World isn't there is MT Framework, the engine is fucking shit now thanks to all the bloat from them stuffing it to the brim with effects that it was never meant to do meaning it can barely run on consoles.

So?

I wanna play Vergil

I wanna fuck Vergil

Don't be lewd.

Too lewd

I wanna fuck (you)

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>DT'd table hopper leaves ghost trails like Vergil does
Nice.

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No. I'll suck on Nero's neck and Kyrie can't stop me

>showing your power level
>at work
Foolishness, user, foolishness

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fucking vergil with his pants and boots on

>I'll suck on Nero's neck
but why? he has something much juicer you could suck

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