The sun has fallen out of orbit with the Earth and will collide in 5 minutes...

It's orbiting over the flat earth, stupid.

>The sun has fallen out of orbit
[Spoiler]niggawut[/spoiler]

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That’s a lot of faith you’re putting into men. The whole “dark matter” thing didn’t tip you off to the fact that it’s all bullshit?

B so i can have sex

Le ebin meme m8 I r8 it an 8/8

Based and redpilled

ya wot m8

Joke's on you, I went into the halo bunker years ago.

>copernicusfags shitting up ANOTHER thread
Haven't you fucking retarded apes heard of epicycles?

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Halokiddies because at least I get to play Halo and Halo 2.

this dude picks c obviously so I pick Not C

this

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Damn. TIL! Have my upvote, good sir!

>halo kiddies
reminder that halo 3 came out 12 years ago

>sun has fallen out of orbit
Am I gonna have to SCIENCE all over your ass right now? The sun does NOT orbit the earth, rather the opposite is true, and the needed force of impact that would hurtle the earth towards the sun within 5 minutes would likely kill off more than half the earth. Whoever remains would be dead within the first 1 minute. Lastly, a little shelter isnt going to fucking save you from the entire earth being fucking burnt to a crisp by the sun you moron. Also halokiddies.

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go back

They literally have to believe in some kind of magic, undetectable dark matter for their Jewish math to make sense

God I fucking love science, this is the power of math

Can we play vidya in the bunkers and does each bunker have its respective game only? Or maybe in the halo bunker there's only CoD, halo in the souls bunker and, and souls in the cod bunker so every bunker is just filled with people complaining. Or maybe all three bunkers only have persona.

>posts tiddiegirls because he can’t touch any irl

summer already?

>all these lurklets

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Yes, the power of intangible and improvable hypotheticals

Jesus, I hate zoomers so much

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If you have to be a newfag faggot, both objects orbit each other

I LOVE SCIENCE TOO!!!!!!
UPVOTED GOOD SIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GOD ISN'T REAL AND THE BIG BANG CREATED US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Are the halo kiddies boys and girls or both ?

Cursed image

where's the lions

Well I like Call of Duty (zombies), Halo and all the souls games
Can you go into more detail what the people of each group are like?

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A
There will at least be fuckable women there

Cawadooty faggitz probably has the most girls, so I'll go with A

Fun fact, Jupiter is such a unit that the point where it and the sun orbit each other is 30,000 miles above the sun's surface

Wrong retard. The earth ORBITS AROUND the SUN not the other way around. Tired of these brainlets on my Yea Forums.

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Maybe watch a fucking episode of Rick and Morty sometime, brainlet

C, the smell would assfixiate me within a few hours so I wouldn't have to suffer the other two choices

Nah, shits flat and you’re brainwashed. Go to reddit, srsly

t. Galileo

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> there are people who think cap would have said no to titfucking her for 40 years

Stay mad then dumb retard

Lol I can’t, it challenges my worldview and makes me cringe

>on my Yea Forums
ATTENTION, NEWFAG ALERT, I REPEAT, NEWFAG ALERT

Too late faggots

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>Halo kiddies
user this isn't 2006 anymore they should all be in their 20s by now.

what the fuck why didn't I hear about this

good news travel slowly

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Damn I sure wouldn’t (say no to tittifucking)

Fucking retard

I'll just go to the North Pole and dig up ice the size of the sun and fire it at the fire sun.

Impressive!

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In awe

Could be worse, you could be stuck with smashfags

Every fucking time.

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We all die when the impact happens because earth gets vaporized. No bunker will save you.

But fire is super effective against ice. You’d need at least four times the ice.

>implying the sun and moon aren’t something more mysterious than balls of fire and rock

halokiddies like to dick around and have fun

>he doesn’t have a bunker that leads to a personal pocked dimension
Enjoy being vapourised nerd.

Fuck halofags
Fuck CODfags
Fuck twilight
Fuck minecraft
AND FUCK JUSTIN BIEBER

Wrong
The bunker is made out of Nintendo consoles and nokia phones.

Wait, they made those already? Shit.

well the amount of water on earth plus humans are 70% water would just negate the fire from the sun
So thats like still 1m people left

I'd choose to be in a shelter full of lions. About 1 trillion of them.

I assemble a billion lions to fight the sun

fuck why is this such a good reddit detector

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Because it's old

I reject your truth and forge my own.
No sun can defeat me.

>think they're smart for having elementary school tier common knowledge
>too retarded to realize they're retarded
>needs to show off their imagined intelligence by correcting obvious jokes
These are hallmarks of reddit

Because redditors like to defend the “accomplishments” of some fake ass scientists and pretend like we as a species are all equally special because of it. Makes them comfortable

Planets don't exist you globalist tranny.

Cringe.

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dilate tranny

>tranny
Look at this faggot to believed Yea Forums's meme about trannies existing. How dumb can you fucking be not to see a meme? HAVE YOU SEEN A TRANNY IRL?
Fucking pathetic

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>cuckposts

this is incredible bait. every part of it

newfag

I’ve seen cross dressers and that was gross enough, also ugly lesbians. Don’t they just call themselves tranny if they “identify” as something else. So glad I don’t live in some shithole city

I just want more bunker pictures.

Bastard you beat me to it.

cringe isn't an argument

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Nigga u gay af, do you realize that?

I love cute crossdressers who don't fully pass, they just want cock so badly.

>Le ironic post xd
Grow up.

>being this retarded
It's an old copypasta.

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The current state of the average Yea Forums neck beard lmao
>mfw you pathetic virgins

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>Le Yea Forums secret club memes
Cringe

2/10 got me to reply

Number 1: that’s gay

Number 2: the one I saw was obviously just a nerd too lazy to better himself

neither is posting Yea Forums trash

>Zoomer is so obsessed with retarded shit that he can't grasp the concept of just having fun

When does the narwhal bacon, amirite?;)

>and the needed force of impact that would hurtle the earth towards the sun within 5 minutes

Nigger that's faster than the speed of light and as the laws of matter dictate you can't go faster than light and matter itself can't even reach that speed because the faster matter goes the heavier the matter becomes slowing it down.

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Get a load of this brainlet

>post apocalyptic bunker full of Free for All quickscoping on Rust fags 24/7
>post apocalyptic bunker full of Team BRs on Guardian fags and the occasional forge/custom games
>post apocalyptic bunker full of git gud fags
Halo all day every day.

Umad whitebois?
Pic related; the alpha fucking your fulfills when you're sleeping making her moan for the BBC opening her suga walls up. Stay Assblasted, lil dick whitebois.

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GOD I want to fuck Ariana Grande so bad. How can she be such a fucking mynx??

Nice larping, retard.
You wouldn't be here if you weren't a pathetic loser.

>announcing a sage
I'm about to end this man's whole career

She’s not, you’re just a minority

What's that you say, I'm havin a hard time understanding your words while you're deep throating my cock.

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Jew in a thread with globe heads frantically reeing over propaganda, why am I not surprised

>this thread again

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You actually typed that out and picked a photo from a cartoon

Fuck it Ill take my chances outside

There is no "speed of light" moron it's either on or off.

your ass orbit around my dick

All of the above.
youtube.com/watch?v=USsL6RSGHUs

What if speed of light isn’t constant because time actually isn’t constant? Did globetards come up with a time wave or time particle yet?

b
halo is a nice middleground between insufferably stupid and insufferable

What if the speed of light is a constant, but it just takes the senior developer changing it in between builds?

which ever group has more and younger women

me third from the left

>Chad's
>Spics
>Incels
I'll go with the CoDchads

What if the speed of light is a magic number and nobody has been assed to refactor it yet

the sun is a hologram originating from the frozen pole dumbass

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which forzen pole there are two of them idiot

>Earth has frozen poles each with 6 months of day and night
Explain this flat earthers

Yeah I could see that, not that I buy into simulation theory any more than I do into the heliocentric bullshit, but yeah

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Simulation theory is absolute bullshit, I was just memeing.

There is no southern pole, reddit. Antarctica is the “edge”/frontier of known land on our flat plane. Compasses don’t work that far away from the center

Fuck off, flatnigger.
The only flat thing around here is a cute and funny girl's chest, you faggot.

Sun is small and close, lazy globetard

Ofc, it’s just another nihilistic cop out

you do realize that the earth is the center of the universe, right?

>The sun has fallen out of orbit
Are americans the dumbest people on earth?

My gf is pretty flat and very ticklish when I try to kiss up on her nipples, where’s yours?

Dead

and the stars are holograms originating from the frozen pole dumbass, and the moon is a star emanating from the sun, and it actually makes sense [as the stars in that last photo, if we look at them closely] they both are like big holograms, which we can use just like holograms, that's all we can say about it. Like, if it works and works that well, like it is just the right amount of right proportions. Or if it doesn't, like we couldn't even figure it out. But, it's not a real system that's right for me. I can see I'm not gonna be using it [at all] because I don't see how you can use it. But hey, they're just a computer. If there was some way to get in there and make us understand those planets and the moon as they were originally, they would just be right, but the reality is that it's not that interesting to anyone with any sense. Because no matter how intelligent humans are, we can just make these weird computers for us, the same way we make them for them. A computer would probably want the same things as people. People are just so weird for us to just create computers from the ground up.

Then why can't I see a bigger earth from the sun? Fucking flatlets.

Not him, but it’s probably more accurate to say that we’re on the floor of the universe, rather than at the center

I wonder how much more this has to be posted for it to become the new do 360 and turn away thing where newfags finally wise up.

:( sorry, guess I understand why globular nihilism might appeal to you, but perhaps in Jesus Christ you’ll find reconciliation

Nigger what are you on about? Are you implying that you’ve been to the sun, or that you think there’s some satellite out there? Lol do dogs talk too? They do on tv, so it must be true!

that's why you have the bunker, idiot

what did they mean by this?

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It’s flat, nice try though

>mfw OP's post, reddit posts and newfag calling posts are all ironic and everyone is in on it

>He doesn't know

>mfw I saw the original thread 7 years ago
>mfw Everytime Ive seen it since

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Cats are know to speak in either a Mexican or Russian accent, yes, but dogs don’t talk

You dummy the planets dance in the sky.

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Yeah they’ve always been called “wandering stars” because that’s what they are. Globetards too dumb to draw the connection that they’ve all been named after pagan gods

it's a flat circle in the picture, what did he mean by this?

>tfw you live inside a special projectile attack from some anime character

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No flat earthed thinks that the earth is a pancake in space

Tfw you believe in tax-funded cartoons

Halo kiddies. I used to love playing halo 3 when I was 6 so I'm sure we could get along alright