Get on mic

>get on mic
>tell them theres 2 dudes going to A site
>"wow you sound like a girl, *huff huff*, can you talk some more?"

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you must be 18+ to post here

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i am 18 i just have a girly voice

Hey, this is the guhrom te game yos dfafdf gert

The Phantom
Exterior like fish eggs
Interior like suicide wrist rags

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same thing happens to me, but instead of them saying
>can you talk some more ?
they say
>shut the fuck up faggot


makes my dick hard anyways so who cares

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dumb debiru

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shut up

HAHAHAHHAHAHA

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>not being able to pitch your voice as you wish
>having mediocre vocal chords
Kek

it's cause you gay!

vocaroo it or fuck off

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Shut the fuck up you little slut

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>asked to get on mic
>tell them i'm talking to my parents, it's broken or some other excuse
>actually don't want them to find out i'm a girl

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Bullying the dumb debbiru!

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I'm so, so, sorry in advance for what is about to happen. Trolls are going to come into the thread and they will be saying some very hurtful things about you. They will call you some very hurtful names. But none of those things are true. How could they possibly know? How could they possibly know how beautiful you really are? How sweet and compassionate you are? I'm so sorry about them, please do not let them hurt you.

>mfw thinking about you hurting

I just want to see you shine and flourish. You are so precious to me. I want to write poetry and sing songs about my love and adoration for you and all of your perfections. My name is Brian, by the way. I know that you're tired of all the assholes and jerks. I know how you feel baby doll. I know. I am different. I am the nicest guy you will ever meet, and if anything I'll be the one in the kitchen. I live in London. Please be in London.

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LONDON

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post vocaroo NOW

source, faggot
literally no one cares, unless you act like a retard

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girls don't play vidya

lol

kek

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are you cute

post butt

I love this pasta

that was the most onions post on this website

>always play csgo with a group of guys
>as soon as anyone outside the group starts talking we tell them to shut the fuck up
>they instantly go quiet
I honestly feel kind of bad about it but damn, whatever happened to online banter? Everyone just pussies out now.

you know the rules, tits or gtfo

lol this stupid bitch is about to get disemboweled and she doesn't even realize

no im pretty average and have a flat ass
banting back has a high chance of being cringe as hell desu. i only risk it if i have no intentions of revisiting the lobby or game mode

Based

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artist is based sataniafag

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cute

l-lewd!!

lose weight you fat hairy incel

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i cant believe youve done this

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mic is broken sorry user

post butts

is this the sissy ERP thread?

Anyone want to play videogames with me and talk about anime?

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god i hope so

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Never gets old.

ok

lose weight

I wish people would get excited about finding out I'm a guy. Also I never use my mic anymore since I'm always talking to friends on discord.

What's it like to make internet friends? I've forgotten.

Okay ready to post discords?

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