Dr. Peach says:
Dr. Peach says:
S'okay, I got an extra life.
make that 3 hours and we have a deal
cute
Yeah, I'm thinkin' it's time for LSD and rape
hey andy sweaty
thank goodness
>Dials make-a-wish for a pie
If a hot female doctor told me this I would literally rape her on the spot. They literally could not do anything to me.
remember to wash your foreskin
Kill me, Pete
I'd rape her right there on the spot.
Kill me, Pete
I would kill someone.
Maybe a politician:
>Not all me-
have non consensual sex with a physician, incel
Kill me, Pete
Kill me, Pete
Kill me, Pete
First one of these I'll actually reply to
Fuck off cunt. I already got a doctor.
thank you jesus it's finally over.
>Now just in case you try anything funny I've injected you with muscle relaxant and I called my friend Tyrone.
Not all you what?
>you promised you would ____ my ____!
>Can you move? Uru, Karen?
>Literally break down crying right then and there
>Explain how much of a loser I am and still virgin
>Plead with her to let me experience sex at least once with someone nice and caring.
Sex or guilt knowing she ignored a dead man's wishes. Win/win.
Nurses aren't doctors
Kill me, Pete
>gross get out of my office virgin
>security! We have an incel here!
She got her doctorate.
Me:[insert 3 month long youtube video]
Edit:thanks for the 200 likes
Nurse Peach was cuter.
this isn't even funny ironically, fuck off you faggot
>not going in for a second opinion
I am actually a doctor
Here, open wide user
I'm not supposed to give you that but I feel bad for you so here are some suicide pills.
How did you know when I get my gun licence.
DIN DINS
i'll not have you farting around my eggs, puts some clothes on
Danke doktor
No problem user I'm here to help. Don't worry I'll cancel your next appointments.
Kill me, Mercy
Kill me, Pete
Kill me, Pete
Why does she always look cross-eyed in official artwork?
O-o-okey mommey.
how about some sex before I die, doctor? come on. i bet i'll even do good.
>i bet i'll even do good.
user please... I've seen you naked. I've been doing your physicals. Don't be silly.
You lying fuck Pete, I'm still alive
speaking of doctors
Kill me, Pete
ty
Kill me, Pete
Doc . . . I think I just overdosed, I might not make i-
Kill me, Pete
Kill me, Pete
>women
>feeling guilt
Pick one
Kill me Pete
>next day "just kidding!"
How long until you stop trusting her?
-x
Kill me, Pete
Thank fuck
>alright user, drop your pants!
wat do
Bitch why is your head so big
drop my pants because theres probably a reason i was there to begin with retard
do you think doctors just mess around?
sounds like it would take about a day
>next day
>not right after but next day
That’s enough time for someone to tell their families, begin making or cancelling plans and a bunch of other shit. Screw not trusting her, that should be enough to try and get the bitch fired.
who is her, i need to see her naked
>ywn get a proctology exam from Peach
Let me impregnate you, doctor. So I can leave my legacy behind.
Thanks doc
She has a brain tumor and only has a few months left. She always wanted to be a doctor so they’re doing a Make-A-Wish thing for her.
Try really hard not get an erection and probably fail
Kill me, Pete
>aw it’s okay, user. It’s natural!
I never said I was embarrassed about it you bitch
>get a fast trial
>go to prison
>butt fucked to death in the first week
Princess Peach says:
Bend her over a nearby table and proceed to breed her.
Then die, lmao.
I think I remember seeing this and thinking it was a real game. What a disappointment.
yes my queen anything for you
Oh man if someone tried making a real game out of this, i'd hella donate to their kickstarter.
Mario unironically got me into NTR.
Dr. Peach says
Kill me, Pete
kek
>you should be, I didn’t wanna say anything but it’s fucking small
is there more to the pic though?
thanks doc
good post
Kill me, Pete
There's art and some more text, it's part of a corruption set.
Search up "The Reform of Princess Peach"
Kill me, pete please
Well at least I'm not going to die a virgin now doc
Kill me, Pete
Kill me, Pete
thank god, that's the dream news I wish for
Kill me, Pete
Kill me, Pete
Man I wish a girl ever saw my dick
Kill me, Pete
PEACH_JOI.MP4
Not if I take my dose.
Okay what next?
Bend over and touch your feet with your hand.
>still clothed in the reflection of the mic
0/10
Kill me, Pete
Kill me, Pete
>woman
>having guilt over a beta male
Keep dreaming
Kill me, Pete
If it was three weeks maybe, but 3 months is a little too long.
Will kingdom hearts re:mind fix the game