>Hey user, wanna come over to my place and play some games? I got the new Smash...
How do you respond in this situation?
Hey user, wanna come over to my place and play some games? I got the new Smash
Easton Lee
Josiah Turner
no way, fag
Kayden Rodriguez
uhh d-do you have any g-good games?
Leo Carter
>yeah fucking faggot, i will fuck your boypussy if you lose tho
Austin Lopez
YES YES I WILL DO LITERALLY ANYTHING FOR A TOMBOY GF LITERALLY A N Y T H I N G
Robert Mitchell
"O-okay sure..."
Because I'm too much of a bitch to say no when I vastly prefer white women.
Jackson Butler
>"i'd rather smash you if you know what im sayin"
Grayson Nelson
>sure I suck ass at smash and will only play with items turned on.
Jack Perez
no, smash bros sucks
Zachary Johnson
Built for big white cock
Luis Anderson
"No thanks, I play Mordhau"
Levi Nelson
>girl
>gf
Christian Gomez
there better be a dick or hard pass from me
Easton Bennett
why are 2D brown girls so hot yet 3D i vastly prefer white women?
Isaac Perry
What the fuck kind of mutt are you to have blue eyes like that?
I mean yes.
Christian Davis
I'm sorry I don't play Nintendo games
Thomas Thomas
Do you have Chrom unlocked? He is my favorite character.
John Peterson
That would be unethical. Like your body.
Jose Jenkins
What's that on your neck?
Hunter Wilson
sure.... hehe, be right over
Angel Martinez
Truly a based opinion.
Most blacks look legit like apes irl.
Brayden Sanchez
Say yes and ask what time, then do it. I don't see what the big deal is, how fucking awkward can you be? Play a few rounds, get bored/tired, go home.
Gabriel Phillips
That Queen of Hearts tattoo must have hurt like hell.
Cameron Ramirez
don't fucking remind me
Liam Garcia
Wait... what is this?
Joshua Cooper
That makes it hotter though
Leo Nelson
>I don't see what the big deal is
What if you mess up and she thinks you're lame and then she tells other girls you're lame and then all the girls know you're lame.
Best thing to do is never talk to them desu.
Wyatt Baker
of course. what kind of retarded question is this
Chase Nelson
>weebfag is oblivious about sexual tension
Of course
Kayden Morales
>haha, I'd tentacle rape you if I was an Octopus!
Lucas Taylor
Jaxon Watson
delete this
Gabriel Morgan
>my foreskin makes my penis look like a turtle
Benjamin Gomez
I love this shit.
Austin Edwards
Shit user. My brain works hard to forget this shit, do you really have to repost this?
Christian Lewis
WHAT IS THIS!?
Nathaniel Phillips
>My foreskin makes my penis look like a turtle
Noah Peterson
What the fuck user.
Julian Hughes
>Only one chair... maybe you can sit on my face
AHAHAHAHA this fucking shit gets me every time
Dominic Stewart
What is it?
Xavier Morgan
I really really hope he went through with this, despite everyone telling him not to.
Blake Torres
It's right there below the list, some autist invited a girl to play smash and his main is G&W or something. He made a list about shit he would say depending on the mood thinking that would help him get laid.
Mason Davis
Why would anyone tell him not to? I would pay to see this.
Jacob Rogers
It's physically painful to read through it, it's a natural human response.
Joseph Garcia
Did it work?
James Cooper
in the thread everyone was telling him it was awful and he shouldnt do it, but op sounded pretty adamant in going through with the plan.
he never posted an update tho
Jordan Rogers
I don't really know, but look at that, I'm surprised he even had a chance to have a girl near him.
Cooper Gray
it never gets old
Jose Gonzalez
It's funny though. Admittedly, I get my fill about half-way through. I would pay $20 to watch an hour of that autist trying those lines on a girl while they play Smash.
Gavin Adams
It makes it even funnier that he was so determined despite everyone telling him not to.
Hunter Hill
Smash is shit
Kevin Collins
There's no way this guy was serious...right?
Michael Allen
POST SOURCE
Levi Martin
>Sorry I don't play smash
>Why don't you come over to my place and play mortal kombat instead?
Daniel Hernandez
>reverse image search
>it's actually a girl
nah fuck this gay shit
Jose Gutierrez
Because 2D they're drawn with white features which look actually attractive (imo)
Joshua Johnson
No, I'm just jaded to the point where I assume no girl ever wants to sleep with me or have a relationship, so I give them the benefit of the doubt and don't even try. That doesn't mean I can't be friendly, but I've given up on finding the gf pass.
True, I guess it's best to just not show up then ghost her afterwards.
Brandon Perez
"yeah i guess sure"
Like seriously when someone is throwing themselves at you this hard you just nod your head and tell them everything they want is okay. I have friends who have actually messed this sort of thing up. Just say yes.
Now let's go back to realityville, where 90% of girls your age have actually convinced themselves that they're "working on their careers" or some stupid shit. Not just using it to let you down easy, but actually bought into it, there is no guy they'd date. It's an epidemic.