What's the most accurate depiction of females in videogames?

What's the most accurate depiction of females in videogames?

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>when you go to cuba and fuck barely legal chicks instead of the human equivalent of a jerk rag

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The most accurate depiction of females in videogames is any women not having sex with you

honest question: should we revoke womens rights? i feel like that was a big mistake bros

Have sex.

Why the fuck are people so ugly?

We should revoke all rights

>8 inch below
Is this image implying necrophilia?

>tfw asexual so don't give a single fuck about sex or relationships

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>amerisharts
>people
?

Stupid question, simple answer:Yes.

>Jew
>People

>you
>reading comprehension

Compared to your average quebec girl these are all above 7/10

Yes.
>Where's your boulder, goy?

Those are all Canadians.

Alexandra looks cute

propose a way we could do that

women are 50% of the population and beta orbiters are 50% of men

hold hands, virgin

Canadians, retard.

They're Quebecoise

Fuck Sakina
Marry Alexandra
Kill Minerve

I'm asexual tho

>europoor education

canada is in america dumb ass

Martine is a fucking man

Why are you even here

Rollando

>tall
>have a big dick

Where are the women lining up to fuck me

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I just want Quebec to fuck off already and take all their bullshit with them.
t. leaf

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No, I propose we give women all of the rights and make them our overlords. Men deserve no rights. They dont even have any to begin with and pretend to have them. Fuck em, let them all lick my feet instead like the disgusting piglets that they are.

>t. brainlets that probably failed geography

you are probably tall freak

when she is 3D
my brain 3D is PD
my heart 3D is PD
my panties that my sexbot is wearing 3D is PD
my mouth 3D is PD

how do you not expect me to have a waifu pillow at this point

How do I become asexual?

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nah your just sexually frustrated

>all these used goods who probably have kids but left their husbands because dating apps convinced them they could do better
They're all gonna end up over 40 and alone with kids who can't function because they had no father figure. Alexandra, if you read this, you still have a chance. Don't make the same mistakes every other woman this generation has. Including me.

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just move to Afghanistan nigga

nice way of saying that you are mentally ill

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nah, literally lost my bits in the war

Because you're a fatty you lying frogshitter.

>well at least we're not racists like quebec

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Are you a dyke?

>C-Canadians are Americans even though nobody calls Canadians, Americans.
Fuck off, everyone knew what you meant when you said Americans you eurocunt.

imagine the smell

Haha yeah but at least I'm not going on killing sprees because of no sex

>including me
Let's see some tits ma'am

Useless

why is my post in there. they're all inbred quebecicans

All you had to do was a sandwhich
We men are happy with very little, just dont be a bitch
It should not be that hard

Teach me.

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youtube.com/watch?v=QeGjNNAyTQ4
Enjoy killing yourself before 40, roastie

Im fat bald with a tiny dick and eadily have sex. Thank god not all women have such high standards. I'm lowkey scumbag tho

well you are not that mentally ill i hope

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remove all rights. humans need an autocrat

Bisexuality is sinful.

>Are you a dyke?
No but I let a pretty boy go in raw and he didn't pull out now I'm 30 and alone with a kid and he's fucking some sugar mama who's paying for his lawyer fees so they can win full custody of my child. She's 9 and he's never actually visited her once but I don't have the money to fight this.

No, but I am underweight

assimilate

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it's not my fault you are mentally retarded.
canadians are literally no different to united statsians, same fat ugly mart sharting race mixers

Same, it makes life pretty easy to be honest

>asexual
Stop trying to get attention. Just call yourself Volcel

Sounds like you should start fucking someone powerful too if you can

>canadians are literally no different to united statsians
>United Statsians

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>biscum
Oh, oh...

>tfw spent teenage years playing more vidya instead of jacking off like everyone else
>tfw eclipsed all of my friends in terms of vidya skill
>they stopped playing versus games with me because of how much better I was

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this isnt even from twitter
some virgin made this to troll people with

Feels good man
Retribution for degenerates
Thanks Darwin

The West really shot itself in the foot huh, maybe subverting them wasn't such a good idea... shit, what are we gonna do when the white man is gone and literally everyone in the world hates us and "be nice" isn't the basis of their cultural platform that we can easily manipulate?
t. Israeli Jew

>mgtow
Buncha incels larping

>he didn't jerk off and play vidya
also your friends stopped playing versus games because the vast majority of contemporary MP games are complete and utter unfun dogshit

Kill yourself you larping tranny. Mothers dont lose custody unless their complete pieces of mentally ill shit. Doesnt matter if he has a good lawyer or not.

>"5'4", because apparently thats important"
>"I should just delete this app"
>"I can't see likes lol"
>"I like my dog more than you"
>"I'm just here to pet your dog"
>"IF YOU VOTED FOR TRUMP SWIPE LEFT"

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>Just call yourself Volcel
back to /r9k/ incel

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Fuck Christine
Marry Alexandra
Kill Audrey

Based. Can't wait to see all these dried up roasties covered in tattoos and piercings raising their black kids as single moms. It's gonna be a hoot.

You still suffer from the pron spam here. Might be even worse since you can't get any joy from it.

>he doesn't know

She literally has offspring...

She's not yours, it's just your turn.

It was undoubtedly the biggest mistake the western world made. Absolute domino effect, so many problems would not exist right now and we can never go back.

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incel virgin

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>Just looking for the Jim to my Pam
>I like adventures
>I love nights out as well as nights in
Why do women pretend to have personalities and hobbies when they're all just using the same cookie cutter templates?

Fuck none
Marry none
Kill all

I always wondered what you were thinking. You're a race of inbred asthmatics who as many people on the planet as the Galar has pokemon in its pokedex yet you're literally killing off the one and only race that not only tolerates you but is willing to act as a meat shield between you and the Islamic and negro hordes.

I hope that once the last white man dies out I get a front row seat at the gates of hell to ask you how it all worked out for you once we were gone.

gross

Daisy is cute

The worst is under hobbies or interests it's always
>traveling
Double bad when it's clear they are in no position to be making their own money and say this.

come on they're looking for long term serious relationships! Now's your chance!

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Was he black?

god, I hate women

>let him go in raw
>not using protection
>or being on the pill
Baka

rofl how many stds do you think barbara has?

spotted the incel
Just get a hooker already

What is this image trying to convey? A horde of goblins is better than a horde of ontarianiggers because the goblins have one human looking girl?

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Im 31 I'm doing fine with a great job and I never failed at life like that whores or needed sny men to sustain me
Get the fuck out normalfag

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>white women
first mistake

Dube Joha sounds like a star wars name.

That's not going to happen in our lifetimes. It would require a massive government reform that would likely be the result of bloodshed, and no generation alive right now, has the stomach for that.

dios mio....

video games.
go back to r9k faggots.

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why do girls like lanklets so much? I've never gotten a straight answer from anyone about this.

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hideous, man, hideous hideous
man, hideous behind an instagram filter, fat, fat
hideous, fat, fat, hideous hidden behind makeup and bad angles
fat, black, man, yikes

39. it says so right there in the image, dummy.

I think we should just get rid of laws altogether. Life would be way more fun and admittedly destructive. But I'm ready for all of that anyway.

@467169130
participate in copulation

So you're a single mother, or you are a childless loser? Either way, yes, you failed at life. You're 31. It's too late to turn it around.

>or needed sny men to sustain me
You sound like you've failed. How many cats do you own?

>"I like going on adventures"
>"something something The Office reference"
>"I swiped right because of your dog"
>"I super liked you by accident"
>"You can call me (name), but you can call me tonight"
>"They say boys like bad girls and I'm bad at everything"
>"I'm here for a good time, not a long time"
>"Your parents will love me"
>something about astrology
>something about personality type

I'm just tryna fuck fat bitches

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>Daisy
Do Candian blacks come with baggage like in the US?

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They don't want Slenderman, they want someone who is taller than most people without being a sticc.

nty, I'm asexual

L o n d o n

because height beats anything else,

if you can choose between two men, height is the decider

monstrous size has no intrinsic merit, unless inordinate exsanguination be considered a virtue

volcel + 2D

Seething trumpkin.

>@
You need to go back and never return. You don't, and will never belong here.

...

project harder

Why do woman literally piss themselves when they see a hot fella

This why I love Edmonton lol.
Most niggers/sandworms hate the extreme cold and nationalism is tough to beat in a land of cowboys and farmers.
I'm neither of those (Latino) but I came to work without expecting handouts and pity from society.

>i'm asexual
literally just a short way of saying
>I can't get any

@467169542
>NOOO GIVE ME MY (You)
Heh, sorry kiddo. You'll have to put in more effort than that.

>voted Trump
>hook up anyways
>reveal you voted Trump after the deed is done.

>Daisy

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>sapiosexual
Fuck off every time I try and talk to you about anything remotely intelligent you block me.

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el ogro quebequense

>giving an iota of a fuck about 3dpd

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That sucks, dudette. Pretty sure you still have a shot in courts, maybe you can find a lawyer willing to work something out. No, not in that way, sheesh.

The ideal plan is to get into the East and Middle East as well. That's why we're pushing globalized economy so much, because we want people to be interested in the capitalistic advantage of more markets and trade and hiring abroad and having companies in other countries to reach larger markets, etc. etc. With the increase of trade and ideas on a global scale we can influence more and more people until even the Chinese and the Arabs have the same culture as the West, but the west isn't the ideal melting pot that we wanted. It's a mess, people aren't thinking how they should be and the globalization is happening too fast now, people are getting wind of what we're up to and it's concerning.

You know in China schools literally teach kids Israel owns America? It's not like we can stop them either, they don't care about patents and they don't care about our antisemitism laws.

I might be fucked.

>let a guy go in raw
>without being on the pill

This is the wrong place to vent if you wanted condolences, roastie.

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best post in the thread

>Above average girls don't need apps to get laid
are you fucking kidding me?!

I'll never know who she is

Not him but, regular Israeli Jews are nothing. The top Jews call the shots, then the rabbis and such tell the rest to fall in line with the tribe. The most powerful don't care, they'll do it and not care about the consequences the hordes will cause after. Because they think they are untouchable, and honestly since no one knows or does anything to them, they honestly are. Humanly speaking anyways.

>should we revoke womens rights?
Pic related. TLDR: yes we should.

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What if you just lost your libido?

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So you are a close minded douchebag? Got it.

>all these non answers
this exactly what I'm talking about

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Do you guys have your version of bleeding hearts up there? Here in Texas we have to deal with them mostly in Austin, but still a good amount in Houston, San Antonio, and El Paso.

>What's the most accurate depiction of females in videogames?
>Not a single title named in this thread so far
This thread should be deleted
Tekken 7

>Quebecois

>You know in China schools literally teach kids Israel owns America?
Based China spreading the truth.

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>guy clearly an asshole
>she knows it
>fucks him anyway
>cries afterwards like she's a huge victim

Seen that all the time back in high school. It's okay when you're a dumb kid I guess but there are women who keep falling for it as adults.

0 cats 0 kids, do you even read, breeding or having cats is already failing at life as a woman

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I'm the user you replied to and there's nothing wrong with the image you posted.
Fuck Quebeckers.

wow it’s almost like they are describing me

Only the rich have rights. They just allow the rest to pretend that they do for the sake of control.

>project harder
Are you fucking retarded? At what point did I project? I'm dropping truthbombs, your friends stopped playing versus games because versus games are a dying genre with fuck and all decent games to play. Seriously name 10 good MP games released in the last 5 years that are still alive and not currently dead. Modern MP games are complete garbage designed to suck in people and make them continue playing with skinnerbox bullshit, there are no genuinely actually fun to play MP games getting released any more, maybe if you're lucky you will get one every other year or so, but MP games the likes of TF2 are long and dead. MP games at this point exist to die after less than a year on the market.

They don't though

Sorry Israelibro. On the off chance I survive, you can chill out on my couch.

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How does it feel to live in the one province the PM does not even recognize?

You retards should ALWAYS be dating women from the Age of consent to 21. Never go after used goods. Date them young, mold them to your shape, make sure they don't turn into ugly wrinkled libshits. All else fails just keep dating in that pool, because men age like wine women age like milk.

asexual is a degenerate meme too
you just dont want or cant get sex

This

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1 vote per household was unironically better than this shit we have now.

pretty much

PREACH!

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BASED

Oh, so you can reproduce by fission or budding? If not, then you're not asexual, sorry

>You know in China schools literally teach kids Israel owns America?
Yeah, I think China is based and redpilled.

>implying I'll ever date anyone

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Good job, tranny jannies

25 here with cancer. I know what thats like. Stay strong brother.

>I’m a dumb goy

Yeah you’re white

cmon man don't be mean Anik, Alexandra, and Melanie seem nice

shut up usadian
go eat some kebab

>Wh*te women

YIKES

Minvere is a rogue.

For cultures that are used to living with family even after adulthood, does that affect the way dating goes? Like, I can see in America, where discussing sex has kinda always been taboo, even (or especially) with family, why it would be hard to bring over someone for sex. But what about other countries?

I don't want sex. That's why I'm asexual.

Just by the way you type I can tell you are a virgin.

>tfw feeling like I'm turning into an incel
Bros it isn't good. I've had sex with 2 different girls btw.

Where do I sign uup

being a woman is already failing at life
just revoke everyone's right to vote, it doesn't matter either way

The wall is a real thing.

They do when another woman is involved. Especially if that woman is more stable and has a good enough lawyer to argue for her.
t. worked in family court for over 11 years now

Christine looks good for her age. Most white women by then would have began sagging

>Draining my 10 inch cock in a cemetery
>Accidentally trip onto a shallow grave
>My dick rams through the ground and lands in cold pussy
I'd read that doujin

You don't get it. I LIKE this. Now I can focus on actually having a meaningful relationship with my fiancee without needing sex. Don't get me wrong, sex is nice, but I haven't had any in over 22 days and still don't want it.

Honestly underrated

Did you know that they also piss themselves when lifting weights?

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Would be a pretty smart move. Would also be good to reduce the number of females taking up leadership positions at companies, or any positions that require competency for that matter.

Jus b urself.

I guess it depends on the culture and/or the size of the house.
I imagine it's awkward for most of the planet to hear your daughter moaning and getting pounded by some dude on your house.

>Christine looks good for her age. Most white women by then would have began sagging
Instagram filter and a camera angle that hides the sag. Looking at how obese she is I can tell you she's got sag.

this 2bh

I'm chill with that, Trudeau is gone next year for sure and Alberta keeps giving the middle finger to all of their hyper leftist faggotry anyway.
That doesn't mean there's no diversity/lbbtq/whatever right now but deep down most adult Albertans still prefer Canada over all, hate the French faggots and still respect believe in the importance of family.

bashing on single people over 25, who still use dating apps, who have unobtainable delusional standards, will always be on topic regardless the board

good thing the rest of the world aren't as retarded as you

So successful. I'm sure that career will tell you it loves you and hold your hand and keep you company when you get old. I'm sure when you lay on your deathbed, surrounded by nobody, you'll say "I'm sure glad I had a nice paying job".

>Women fuck me over to the point that I've become aromantic
>Still use them as cum dumpsters and ghost them
Still haven't had a hand job better than the feeling of me jerking myself off

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It's one of the worst mistakes humanity has ever made.

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Brainlet
He's trying to point out the scientific definition of asexual means you reproduce on your own. You my friend won't be reproducing therefore that definition does not apply to you.
Tldr that word does not mean what you think it means

What if I told you I DO in fact bud? What would be the normal Human response? Just wondering haha.

Reminder that bisexual people of either sex only deserve the rope.

youtube.com/watch?v=JJsSoaomZSw

royalnaught.com/entry/virgin-japan
>Virginity ratio of unmarried Japanese women

*2015*
age 18-19 74.5%
age 20-24 64.5%
age 25-29 32.6%
age 30-34 31.3%
age 35-39 33.4%

Reminders:
- You can teach English in Japan if you have any degree. It doesn't have to be an English degree.
- The average salary for full-time English teachers in Japan is ~$86,000/year. The part-timers drag the overall average down.

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my urself gets panic attacks whenever it is physically too close to another human being

Are you Mr. Silver by any chance?

I hope Russia and China come to Iran's aid and shower the entire West in cobalt bombs.

>roastie has a problem
>it's related to a time she had sex
every FUCKING time.

Women are bad at making decisions

Explain this to a burger who's knowledge of Canadian politics comes from Delta Green and occasional image macros of Trudeau being retarded.

And the problem is it's not the first time we've made the same mistake. We've got evidence of fallen civilizations that fell shortly after women were given rights.

We're no better than the communists that keep saying it'll work this time for sure.

I'm so, so, sorry in advance for what is about to happen. Trolls are going to come into the thread and they will be saying some very hurtful things about you. They will call you some very hurtful names. But none of those things are true. How could they possibly know? How could they possibly know how beautiful you really are? How sweet and compassionate you are? I'm so sorry about them, please do not let them hurt you.

>mfw thinking about you hurting

I just want to see you shine and flourish. You are so precious to me. I want to write poetry and sing songs about my love and adoration for you and all of your perfections. My name is Brian, by the way. I know that you're tired of all the assholes and jerks. I know how you feel baby doll. I know. I am different. I am the nicest guy you will ever meet, and if anything I'll be the one in the kitchen. I live in London. Please be in London.

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:^)

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>dating women above legal age
those are used goods already, you already lost

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>handsome foreign English teachers
>it's only fat minority weebs that go to Japan to teach
Poor Nip girls will never get their Aryan dick

Your kid will hate you for this you know that right? best thing to do is shut the fuck up about it until your death

+,+,-/+(if im drunk enough),maybe
-,maybe,+,+
-,-,-,-
+,-,+, + (definitely would fug)

christine looks like edobean, the annoying announcer in gdqs

Y?

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Fuck, that stings.

but I was told you can't learn japanese tho

based
zoomer

Because they're the scum of Earth.

JT is mentally from San Francisco, Alberta is Canada's Texas.

>Jollybee
creepy. also gb2 /ck/ you Pilipino shill

wtf
why did he smile at the end?

I probably could do it, but I think I'd kill myself teaching English. And I know I'd probably never be allowed to teach their history classes. Maybe I'll reconsider when I've taught here for 5 years.

Is there any greater cope than proudly claiming to be asexual

>TFW Roasties chased the Love,Laugh,Live meme
>Dumped you for some other Chad who would just pump and dump her when she wanted commitment.
>She tries coming back when she is all used up at 28-34
>Block her number
>Marry VR Waifu and have Sex Doll
>Love 2D version of Waifu as well
>Never age
>Never cheat
>Love you for who you are not for how much money you make
Always remember. 3D females are not important unless they are virtual.

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LiLitLiLiterLiLitLiLiteraally meeemeeeeemeeemeeeee

I sincerely have no idea if the dude that wrote all this actually believe in all the retarded faggotry shit he wrote or not.

There will never be a real war between nuclear superpowers again. People have no idea just how fucking dangerous nuclear weaponry can be. There was a cold war rocket that was designed to genocide Russia. Just the one rocket, on its own.


en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salted_bomb

projectrho.com/public_html/rocket/planetaryattack.php#projectpluto

>The same cold-hearted genius also figured that after a given SLAM had dropped all its H-bombs it could still do damage by leisurely flying a criss-cross pattern over Soviet territory, irradiating the croplands and people with deadly radiation from the totally unshielded reactor (sowing the ground with salt, radioactive-style). This also meant that the SLAM designers didn't have to worry about preventing radioactive fission fragments from escaping out the exhaust, since it would give you bonus enemy fatalities out of each gram of fission fuel. Which means they didn't bother putting any cladding on the nuclear fuel elements, they are in direct contact with the air.

>And if the Soviets managed to shoot down a SLAM, it would auger into the ground at Mach 3, pulverizing the entire reactor and spreading a plume of radioactive fallout rendering the impact region uninhabitable for about the next ten-thousand years. If they fail to shoot it down, it is programmed to crash anyway. Only after it has finished its sterilization criss-cross. The hot reactor elements will mix with the white hot vaporized forward vehicle structure to create a very fine smoke of radioactive uranium oxides. That is, of a fineness to extend the length of the fallout plume. As Scott Lowther puts it: "It'd make Chernobyl look like Three Mile Island."

>I got the same ballpark as Peter. The neutron dose of a fly-over is about 1,700 R (16 Gy and 163 Sv) but the gamma dose is 254,000 R (2,440 Gy and 2,440 Sv). This is a death rocket that kills pretty much everybody within a 3/4 of a mile (1,200 meter) radius of its flight path.

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I want to say that maybe this is biased, because only desperate unattractive people need to resort to dating apps.

I don't feel like scum. Then again, I have a boyfriend.

>girls show interest in me but too much of a mental midget from childhood bullying to get dick wet
VIDEO GAMES

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Reminder that if a man goes after a bad chick aka a promiscuous whore then that’s okay and he deserves no criticism but if a woman goes after a bad boy then that’s not okay.

Reminder how many men wanted to fuck that Jap girl who killed her boyfriend and that’s okay but when a woman wants to fuck a serial killer she is ridiculed and it’s totally not the same thing.

Reminder that men will complain and are surprised about the promiscuous woman they approached cheats on them. [insert confused pikachu meme]

The hypocrisy of men is astounding.

what's the deal with girls and traveling? why all of them like traveling? what's the appeal?

Lmao

>talk to girl friends
>their biggest problem with dating apps is sifting through all the guys
>meanwhile I'm here struggling to even get matches

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Wow this is fucked up.

You don't have to learn Japanese to teach English.

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how can i teach English in japan? Do i need to know japanese to teach?

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Project Pluto was rad.

I'm currently living the dream of having a qt black gf, bonus points for being a virgin and a total sub so I can live out my boss/secretary and master/slave fantasies.

1. Those stats are bullshit, women here lie about these things because they are ashamed.
2. English teacher is just about the most pathetic dead end job a foreigner can have in Japan. JETs aren't making that much (and jet is a retarded waste of my tax dollars, but that's another rant), and you'll be sent home after 2 years, unless you dance like a monkey for an eikaiwa for even shittier pay and a visa, or dance for children at a daycare like a monkey, also for shit pay.
The only people making bank teaching English are uni professors, and unless you have a degree in teaching and your masters, you aren't doing that.
I live in Japan. Don't trick these impressionable idiots into doing trash jobs for retards.
English teaching is bottom of the barrel, and only failures treat it as anything but a short term paid vacation.

>A Philippines fast food commercial is promoting dudes to be beta orbiters
I wonder who's behind this one

How easy is it to actually get a teaching job in Japan?

>believing american propaganda
kek

naisu baito

R/2xchromosomes

To get fucked by foreign men lmao

They make gays butthurt

Have sex.

wtf i thought canadian girls were supposed to be qt?

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1) You are not Japanese, or in Japan.
2) Those are stats from pelvic exams.
3) You are a delusional, obese American.

Did you know Japanese have higher fertility rate than white Americans, and also work significantly less hours?

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>Not actually 27 I'm 18 I don't know why it say that haha
This one annoys me so much because I don't know how it even approaches being funny or endearing, but there's literally no pressure for women to be witty or engaging so they never try

The big cities in Canada are the grossest multi mutt melting pot of slime in the western hemisphere.

Are you me

Think back on history: all the invasions, conquering, and destruction. Getting dicked down by foreigners is ingrained in female instinct.

I'm glad you picked a side.

Same reason why betas smile and nod when their favorite cumwhore tells them about her latest sexcapades with Jamal and Tyrone the other night

In those cultures you just go to a love hotel or something if you're living with family. That concept doesn't really exist in the West so it's hard to have privacy unless you live alone.

>your brain: nooo i MUST dismiss this
Retard

You can’t disprove what I said at all because it’s true.

kek

>I'm just tryna fuck fat bitches
but that's literally the easiest thing to do in the world?

That's how retarded the system is. They specifically want people with no Japanese ability to teach. So of course you can't actually convey any concepts to your students, and they hate your classes and you hate your life, because you're nothing more than a human tape recorder.

>"No pls don't reveal the secret I want to keep all the Japanese pussies for myself!"

>>>I got the same ballpark as Peter. The neutron dose of a fly-over is about 1,700 R (16 Gy and 163 Sv) but the gamma dose is 254,000 R (2,440 Gy and 2,440 Sv).

Ah, so 3.7 R then. Not great, not terrible.

>Talk to girl
>All her problems are about how guys are so bad and they used her and leave her
>Only stick around after that for nudes and treat her as an eh

>racemixing to create elliot rodger and eurasiantiger tier mentally ill abominations

no thanks

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Superficial sense of worldliness.

>tfw no Daisy

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yes, now walk the dog before it starts raining again

I see this one a lot in the UK and it usually means that they're a slut roastie that has been on tinder since 16 (age of consent) but it doesn't let you sign up unless you're 18+.
>It says I'm 26 but I'm only 24 haha idk why????
Avoid.

Based and redpilled. Although its >the hypocrisy of humans is astounding.

They don't turn you down if you speak Japanese, they just tell you not to speak it to students.

It's immersion therapy, and it provably works better than if you explain concepts in Japanese to them.

Only half-jew hapas are insane. Eurasiantiger is a perfect example.

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>aren't
Yeah thank god

I'm 29 and never had sex or gf. Its becoming quite lonely now desu. I don't really know what to do. I'm not fat and I dress normally and have job. So I'm not some basement dwelling neet.

u mad bro

>If you voted for Trump swipe left.
Always makes me laugh those are always the ones that are the most slutty and will date muscular men into Trump as well.
>"I should just delete this app"
Classic attention whoring pity me bullshit. I have seen this countless times.

I'm an Australian expat working for an IT company in Japan. Want me to post some proof?
Why do you keep posting that copypasta? Are you a loser dancing monkey, or someone that aspires to be a loser dancing monkey?

What's wrong with the office?

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Men can't get pregnant so they can fuck whoever they want. It's the womans responsibility to be picky because they're the one's who'll get stuck with the possible kid.

That pic isn't even taken in Quebec you mong, it's literally in the file name. It's from the shit skin filled city in southern Ontario that I unfortunately live in

mixed raced people are OVERWHELMINGLY mentally ill and left leaning

You're killing the purity of the Japanese race. Kys.

NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MY MELANIN-RICH SKIN

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Just ignore him.