Think with your dick

have your ever bought a game because you thought a character was hot

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I think I actually bought Tomb Raider and Rise of the Tomb Raider because I figured I never played a game starring a woman before. I never felt attracted to Lara Croft before playing those games.

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No i like real women. Not attracted to animated characters especially animals. Not sure what kind of mental illness you have. Should probably kill yourself.

Shantae

All the time, and my dick never failed me.
If you can’t trust your dick, who can you trust?

i literally just purchased this game because of that image you posted

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Yes.

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No, what sort of rational creature would do that? If I think a character is hot there's probably porn with them in it. Why would I buy their game?

Yes, and it still didnt stop me from 100% all three games.

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indeed

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Yes

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We all have user...

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Actually yes, plenty of times.
And thats how I often found fairly fun games

Just bought this and it’s almost done installing, what am I in for?

she looked so cool...

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Yes, the Batman and Spider-Man games.

>i like real women
Like you have a right to claim anyone has mental illness.

Yes, most recently persona 5, often I spank it to characters then go back and play their games

That’s my only reason when I buy Japanese games

Absolutely.

Game was kino though.

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Fun fact: This is the first game ever to get rated M for Mature by the ESRB.

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You're gonna be in for a collectathon. It's an open world but there's not much to do with NPCs. Mobility in the game feels so damn good though.

Correction, this is the first game in the Dead or Alive series to get rated M.

Love Plus.
Yeah, I bought it.

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ARE YOU HYPED FOR THE COOL (not copied by fortnite) ITEM SHOP?

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fuck ya, especially all the lewd skins for the female characters that only cost $2

yes
Ended up getting really involved with the story and enjoying the rest of the games
Well, until CP and CF happened

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>cost $2

huh?

I thought we were having a good time making shit up

Sometimes I want to resub to WoW because I miss blood elves but haven't because the game is garbage.

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literally every weeb ever does this.

>(not copied by fortnite)
Good, because they use in game cash. :^)

nier automata
bloodstained

I assume thats the vast majority of people who bought haydee

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Was on the fence on Sims 4 until I saw Bella Goth

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I bought Nier Automata because of 2B and she ended up being my least favorite character

but the similarity exists in that you also can't touch those you're attracted to

yes i bought dmc5 just to pause the game and view his bulge from every angle

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Yes.

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gays out

WHAT.

I'm going to buy Animal Crossing New Horizons for this reason

you heard me

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Yes

No

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I was close to Talim's age when SCII was out

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Haydee

Tried playing it once it's kinda a shit game

>Damn these characters are hot
>Hmm, there's a fuck loads of porn of them online
>Nah, i'll just blow money on this likely mediocre game.
At least fucking pirate it if that's your main reason.

When I didn't knew anything about Persona Yukari was a big reason for buying P3P, still, it doesn't compare to the time I saw pic related in a random yt gameplay and thought "Holy shit I can stare at his ass while he crawls the entire game"

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>"Holy shit I can stare at his ass while he crawls the entire game"
based
i seriously only got into the series for this reason
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>youtube.com/watch?v=tEZxZpy11Z8

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Yes, also some honorable mentions for PC or Xbox Live/PSN:

Soulcalibur V
Alice: Madness Returns
Valkyria Chronicles
Haydee
Resident Evil 6

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Considering trying Atelier because the girls are cute and alchemy seems like an interesting premise. Kinda sounds like Recettear.

>Bought a game with your dick
>EyeToy Play
what

The chick on the box is hot and I was 11.

Nice zinger my incel friend. I'm engagedand have had 5 sexual partners. Kill yourself if you're attracted to cartoons.

not the same user but nothing wrong with liking fictional character, also, it kind of helps controlling your libido in a healthy way unlike porn for example

Played Senran Kagura for the tits. Ended up not liking any of the characters at all but enjoying the mindless yet fun gameplay.

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ok have fun

No, but I'm also extremely stingy. You would have better luck removing my dick from my grasp than a dollar.

Not before you are replaced sweetie.

Being attracted to a childlike animal cartoon character is definitely mental illness. Have some self awareness

>I'm engagedand

You can smell the seethe from this post

I bought Valkyria Chronicles 4 because of this.

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But I'm not attracted to a childlike animal cartoon character, also I'm not justifying underage or furry characters (like OP) or having an obsession over them
My argument is about liking fictional characters in general, women like Bayonetta or 2B or men like Dante or Snake and how there's nothing wrong with that and could actually be kind of healthy over porn

>childlike
every female in Crash has tits
just saying

A lot of the games I like have hot girls in them, but the DOA games are the only ones I bought without any interest in the actual gameand I regret that decision

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>why yes I do in fact purchase games because my dick says so

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Every Nier Automata player.

Why else would you buy a game???

I want to touch that bulge.

based

No.

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I bought danganronpa 1.2 because sakura is the ideal woman

Probably gonna buy new atelier game

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DOA sells on this

EVERY TIME I CLOSE MY EYES

No, but I didn't buy a game because I didn't like the main character or characters in general.
Case in point: Oblivion, characters were too ugly so it made no sense for me, a fantasy in a fugly people world is just not enjoyable.

plus nude mods are still broke since blizz wiped the users the fuck out.

That just looks like a standard Ark character

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bought Haydee, installed the Mei mod, fapped, refunded

I still don't get this. Only I see the nude characters, what's it to you?

Blizzard is actively opposed to anything that fulfills the purposes of fun.

Did the switch version leak yet?

no.

Affection is actually a mental illness, we're all retarded.

Went to picking out a qt waifu to one of my all time favorite games.

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kek

Oh no it's a fictional character that looks young so it must mean your a pedo. Fuck off tranny.

dodged sea of thieves because it had SHIT waifus

yikes

Can confirm, my dick has good taste

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Sad I can't get into it at ALL. I wanted to like it so much but shits just wonk.

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I just ordered the first cyber sleuth game because I wanted to get into the human porn

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Yes.

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i dont get it, whats the appeal of this catgirl? since the legs are brown and the hair is blonde i always imagine her looking like some weird gay black twink and it turns me off every time

First or second? The second is just so much better, but they're both very fun

Predatory animals have extreme libidos, specifically for multiple mates as well as outside of their own species. If you cannot find other animals fuckable, even if they're given the extremely specific circumstances that art can bring to life, you have legitimate brain problems or are posturing your man vagina too hard on me.

How far did you get? I can understand if you dropped it, but I almost bounced off of it until chapter 5 kinda picked up the game.

Nier Automata

Hey guys I just wanted to stop by and let you all know that second post is in fact best post. Thanks, I’ll see you guys later

Yes

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