HEY MISTER

I would rather just rape you in the first place.

>she pulls the rape whistle
>a group of lolis show up

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it looks like a rape whistle but it's actually a vibrator remote control

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Have fun losing your anal virginity! and liver

I thought the same thing but part of it looks like a speaker so probably not.

Pull it you little shit, you’re bluffing.
Now give me my beer and copy of Hexen already!

If you don’t have green bell peppers prepared as a defensive measure, you’re going to the Happy Headpat Farm my man

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Me too brother. I like it because I can play with a different team every time I play. I also like that a character can turn out completely different between two playthroughs as well, even without multiple promotions.

I've had Guy in FE7 end up with 20 defense and only 24 speed despite how he should naturally grow. I've always found that to be a really fun aspect of the series, gives me a lot of incentive to replay games in the series.

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>they say they have beer and music CDs of popular bands

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How long will the lolis torment us, Bros? Why is it that they get special rape alarms and us innocent onii-chans have to fend for ourselves? Where is our rape and molestation alarm? I've lost too many friends to roving bands of lolis, something NEEDS to be done, and soon!

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QUIT FUCKING AROUND AND TELL ME WHAT THE BEST GAME IS ALREADY

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all of them, anyone that says anything else is wrong

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Saints Row 2 because it's a fun co-op open world game that hadn't gone full wacky yet.

kek

whats going on in this thread?

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Saved. Fucking kek

It’s neither. Elementary school kids in Japan are all required to have these keychain alarms that go off when you push the button in the center. They normally have them dangling from one of the straps on their backpack.

Bayonetta because its fun as fuck.

Plus she's my wife.

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POST THE BEST VIDEO GAME IN THE WORLD OR THE LOLI GETS IT

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>Pedophiles and rape are so common in Japan that it's MANDATORY for elementary school kids to carry a rape whistle device.

Imagine having to tell parents this in America, they'd flip.

gonna have sex with aoi

tell me the best vidya ost or you're in for a shock.

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anyone know that manga where three loli beat up the old guy and rape him?

Aren't they debating letting teachers carry guns in schools over there because people keep shooting up schools over burgers?

its actually so save that they let their kids go to school alone from a young age.
youtube.com/watch?v=P7YrN8Q2PDU

PSO OST I swear to god its the best.

youtube.com/watch?v=7dVKMla1LAY
please tase me anyway

It’s not because it’s “so common” it’s literally the exact opposite. Japan is always super careful and super cautious about everything, and because it is, nothing ever really happens, and when it does, it makes national news.

Whereas shit like that happens all the time in the west, but no one ever cares so it’s not even reported.

I already knew that. You're talking to a level 112 weeaboo. My animu taught me that young kids go to school alone in Japan.

Atmosphere, presence and Dante, a version that has yet to get a sequel.

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Fuck off, Yea Forums.
You will never hold sway in this board.

>t. ranny

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>reaction pic is an avatar

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She in no man's wife.
And no woman's nothing, either, before some dumb fuck tries to pull that shit.

>Pedophiles and rape are so common in Japan
Less common than in most developed countries, actually.
And before you bring up how the justice system, even reported crimes from fucking surveys are lower than ACTUAL CONVICTIONS in the U.S. and the U.K.

you only roleplay as a courier idk why new vegas babies can't get over that it's no better than fallout 3 in terms of roleplaying

trannies do it too retard

F-Zero X; it's fast and fun. Nice whatever that keychain thing is.

Weird how fags in the UK are trying to paint japan as some kind of child molester hellscape where no kid is save because some reporter saw some GuP doujin when this is the reality.

Haha dude you're so funny lol that never happens what are you talking about bro? Look my friend who is a cool onii-chan like me was walking home one night and this van pulled up next to him and there was a little girl behind the wheel and she gave him some beer and they hanged out in her van listening to music and it was totally cool. She didn't attack him or tie him up or strip off his clothes or touch his dirty stinky privates at all. And when she was done she certainly didn't throw him out if the van in an alley half naked and crying. Dude that just happens in movies and stuff so if you're a big tough onii-chan like me and a cute little girl asks if you want to hang out then duh you should say yes because she's probably really cool and has beer and rock music CDs and stuff. Don't be such a chicken you dork us onii-chans are brave and smart and cool okay?

Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3 because it has perfected the art of gameplay

you uglies seem upset

runescape because its all ive done for the last 12 years

and? this is an anime website bud
go to reddit if you dont like it

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Thanks for this post, resetera. Very cool.

>implying trannies aren't the main offender

Meanwhile the UK is literally a rape haven for Muslims and Pajeets.

minecraft

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See

What if I have an ugly anime girl avatar? Checkmate gaythiests

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imagine the smell

Do you even know what an avatar is?

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Creative Assembly community manager "Grace_CA" has seen a post of a half-naked fan art drawing of a character in Total War: Three Kingdoms, and is now refusing to do her job for an entire week. As a result, players (like me) are confused about when the Blood and Gore DLC, which is supposed to be released somewhere this week, is actually going to be launched. What does Yea Forums think of this community manager's behavior, and the resulting shitshow of confusion?

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>you can see her pantsu

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Do visual novels count?

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Oof

Mario and Luigi SuperStar Saga

based

probably not very pleasant since there's a lot of people there

based

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The chances are their steam avatar is a cute anime girl, willing to bet on it

Paper Mario: TTYD, it was a great little adventure and I liked the battle style and writing. D-do you want to go on an ice cream date sometime?

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>buying chink: tw
>giving grace any form of attention
yikes

What smells worse: minecon or a smash tournament?

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Japanese people are cautious and show a strong averse reaction to crime. It is a common misunderstanding that this cultural behavior is caused by a lot of crimes in their society. They have about 1/10 of all manners of crimes. Even acts of bullying in japanese is schools is reported at 1/10 of what is reported in non-japanese schools, despite the omnipresent bullying in mangas and anime which might lead you to believe otherwise.

Pretty sure you have smelly people at every place where people (plebs) gather.

>Even acts of bullying in japanese is schools is reported at 1/10 of what is reported in non-japanese schools
I honestly don't buy it, you hear nonstop about the severity of bullying there.

Thank you for your reply mister.
Here is your reward before the thread derails even further, watch closely!

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Genesis 19.

saving this, seems to get a lot of (yous)

why were you looking?

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I only use Epic Games

cute and ny

>chink actually saved her
wtf I thought they were soulless insects

Very nice.

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What is this bullshit? I was promised headpats, where's the heapats?

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Ive never really thought about my favourite video game ever but I've been enjoying Factorio recently.

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child looks asian
probably a relative

That was in North America I think

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they need all the kids they can for their child-labor sweatshops

That's a valuable piece of labor he just saved

You hear non-stop about how they react to bullying. Not to actual data. If you want to know the truth of something, don't trust anything that isn't statistics. Preferably statistics adjusted per population, with clearly established criteria, reported in the same range by multiple sources, and compared to other statistics from other population with similar methods.

>it's imaginary bro, thats why I only fap to 2D women that look like children and only children, it doesnt say anything about me bro, its only 2D, I'm exempt from any critiscism bro, its just 2D

Honestly that'd probably be traumatic for a girl of that age. She could have drowned, well, if she didn't know how to swim.

Based

Calm down now, I have all the rape you need right here. There's no need to use the whistle to call in more.

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this but unironically

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>ready to join for some triple penetration action
Police is so based

I'm going to beat all of you up with my bear hands.

Japan is also famous for specializing in covering shit up and working harder at pretending to work hard than actually working hard.

that's more like it

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Go away, DrPizza

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>kids these days can't even blow their own rape whistles

I will show you my favorite vidya Ms. loli, but I warn you if you pull that zip I will make every year of jail worth it

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>killing people in GTA and having fun doing it makes you a murderer
try that one again, chief.

How do the bell peppers help?

post the fortnite dance one

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If someone faps only to 2D girls, regardless of age, they wouldn't touch 3DPD with a ten foot pole. You would get that if you weren't a closet pedo.

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a common trope in japanese media is that children dont like bell peppers due to the bitter taste

>that ass on the overall shorts girl

nice

>overalls

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now post the followup

stripped?

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excellent fit

What. Is there any sort of background to this?

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Lost life

I've always wondered what these are supposed to be. Arle is canonically 16.

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There's more to it than that. There's much more of a cultural taboo in Japan about reporting on incidents of crime or violence, which is part of why if you end up in the court room, you've made a terrible mistake. No doubt Japan has some of the lowest actual crime incidence of any nation, but we have countless evidence that bullying, whether in school or in the office, is epidemic there. Not to mention incidents of bullying aren't nearly so cut and dry as crime, because some of the harshest methods of bullying are more psychological, and rely on shunning or ostracizing peers, which is easy to look over because no one is physically harmed. When it comes to statistics of any form, you have to factor in the context as well, because they alone can't give you the full picture.

not sure if its a real thing but in media i guess its kinda to show their childish side by refusing to eat the bell peppers on their plate

remove fang

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Except Yugioh tournaments, because they will kick you out for smelling bad.

There's a difference between seperating reality from fiction and having a fetish for children

i want a loli gf so bad

but i fuckin hate little kids irl

Go fuck yourself you son of a bitch.

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Quake
It's fun and airstrafe is cool

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Is the Japanese equivalent of the TV trope about kids hating to eat broccoli.

Thanks, I hate it.

You're thinking of China. They fake everything. Japan has virtually no crime compared to other countries. They are not without corruption, no country is without corruption, but you can't fake these numbers.

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Better start training the brats on how to eat bell peppers then. Those are actually have a hint of sweetness to them and goes well with a slice of beef. Hell you can even eat them as is because they're actually good.

>remove fang at all
>remove fang from a VAMPIRE

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ruined

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Nah. By your logic he should be a serial killer in real life.

did you do it because college sluts were constantly trying to rape you? I would have done the same.

Good on them.
I wouldn't want to be the smell-checking bouncer, thought.

Mrs. Pac-Man because I used to rip nasty farts playing the standup arcade version and I liked watching people trying to go up to play it and jerk back disgusted as they smelled my essence.

I dislike bell peppers myself. Now I'm embarrassed, great.

>people who have vore fetish are suicidal

>but we have countless evidence that bullying is epidemic
You have countless vague impressions that there is evidence that bullying is epidemic. Speak numbers.

I mean, I would do that too in order to rape safely.

How loud are these whistles anyways?

Ratchet and Clank 2

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I have a fetish for murder, but I'm not a killer, what now? Having a fetish for something is not a crime you idiot. It only becomes a crime when you commit a crime.

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not wrong

But 3D children are absolute shit tier.

You're all disgusting and you belong in prison.

If someone fapped while doing so then yeah. Ew

what could you actually do here

actually it's fixed

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>you belong in prison for thinking wrong things and enjoying wrong thoughts
Eat shit, Orwellian creature.

but murdering people in video gems are fun, sweaty

Assert dominance.

My head is a prison.

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if you know so much about seperating this from that you should know to seperate lolicon from pedophilia.

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Then explain all yhe delinquent manga I read?

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"fuck off I'm playing fire emblem"

I swear to God if I ever get the chance to kill you I will take it

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(You)

Wait so hold on, I can like whatever I want as long as I don't fap to it?
What about hands-free?

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>Is the Japanese equivalent of the TV trope about kids hating to eat broccoli.
Fuck
>Japanese restaurant on my college campus serves soup that I get sometimes.
>for whatever reason they decide to add bell peppers to my favorite dish (I do not like bell peppers)
>after that I'd have to ask for no peppers on the soup
The woman who took my order was cleary Japanese with a thick accent. Do you think she thought I was childish?

So you admit that all this is wrong.

my fucking nigger!

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I was thinking it would be kind of hot if she used them to rape you, like threateningly holding her fangs against your neck to keep you pinned down until she's done with you.

Cute girls

cute vidya girls

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"Wrong" spoken from the perspective of your perception, not mine. You consider anything you don't like to be wrong and abhorrent. Unlike you though, I can actually practice abstract thought.

>Wow this is clearly a setup image or a fake stor-
>It's 100% real
>Story is literally written like that

Wow Dailydot pulls no fucking punches.

Real life is pretty uneventful in the developed world so people have to come up with fictional conflicts in books, games, movies, etc.

They're not vague impressions, they're descriptions of a culture gained from observation and steady reinforcement over time. It's simply impossible to link you to a "number of bullying incidents in japan that occurred but were never reported on" by nature. That doesn't change the fact that it happens. I don't have all the evidence on hand, but there's a good amount of research done with this, and it goes hand in hand with why for instance the rates of rape in Sweden shot up right when they began public campaigns on speaking up about abuse.

Sex with Lolis

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Triforce

Nah, he's real alright.
The best part that I sadly forgot to catch before he nuked his twitter account was him mocking pizzagate because he said there is obviously no way child molesters would advertise their perversion with secret symbols hidden in plain sight.

He then proceeded to go by the handle DrPizza and decorate his nickname with pizza emojis.
Can't make that shit up.

Yo that typehatena doujin with her was fuckin top tier m8 ngl
Show's dogshit though. The bluehaired cunt needs to get raped by a dog.

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Based

Heroes?

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No!

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Can any of the children ITT recommend me some switch games? My family owns one, but I literally never touch it because I can play every game I want on PC.

What exclusives does the switch even have?

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nooo don't fall for it

what happens in the van?

What the fuck Spiderman?

he is actually talking about 3 imageboards full of CP

idk man.
MHX is prety good if that's your cup of tea and Mario + Rabbids is surprisingly good too.

If you don't have hard statistics, you have vague impressions. If you want to discuss anything, start with the numbers. Also you veer the subject in a strange direction. We all know why rape statistics in Sweden shot up.

I have Mario Odyssey and BotW. They're both overrated but still very good.

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because of the memes

Loli rap.

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really cute and funny stuff

Gears of War 2, It brings me a lot of happy memories

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Splatoon 2

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how would you know?

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perfection

NO

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No user

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ive been longer on the internet than you

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he doesn't, he just heard of it from trolls spreading myths.

me want cunny me want cunny me want cunny me want cunny

>the standard plot of an Asanagi doujin
And I fucking love it. That sassy redheaded smolee is actually some kind of cosmic fuckery too.

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>UwU wut r we gunna do on da wall?~~
>*THWUD*

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>/>467172167
honeypot post. anyone who replies to it will be banned for being underage because was asking the CHILDREN here

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Ashley

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>THWUD
You fucking got me

Heh

Warband
It's fun. It combines several genres, it has historical arms and armor, and it's a genre unto itself.

>overalls
3DPD a-amirite

>Newfag doesn't understand greentext

And my favorite videogame is final fantasy X

But it's the same phenomenon user, people feel anxious about going public with their stories of being bullied, harassed, raped, or otherwise, and only a concerted effort at getting people to come forward tends to work. The concept of "saving face" is universal across Asia, so it's obvious why a victim would be hesitant to share their own shameful anecdote, and, especially in Japan, to "disturb the peace". No one wants to break the harmony there, which goes back to what I said before about why things usually don't make it to court, because it reflects badly on all parties involved. You want hard statistics, but there is none for this kind of thing. I bet you would agree if I said Americans tend to be relatively outgoing and extroverted, but there's no way to prove this by stats - you just understand because you've seen it. That's just how things are user, not everything can be conveniently packaged into a number.

ITT

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Who are you quoting?

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remove

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pls stop

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THIS ENDS NOW
CRIMINAL SCUM

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Pulling the zip won't restore your broken hymen you little cunt

Medieval II: Total War because I have this great memory of conquering the Holy Roman Empire as Denmark

As soon you pull the rape whistle, the rape will start and it will not stop with you.
It will be you, anyone that comes to rescue you, the cops, the soldiers, the tanks, the choppers..

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yean no shit it's called projection
but remember pedophilic elite is just a conspiracy theory

REMOVE

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>You want hard statistics, but there is none for this kind of thing
Honest question: did you try looking? Before this conversation? Before forming an opinion on the subject? To make sure you had all the right tools to make an informed opinion on the subject? I don't want to meme you, I don't want to belittle you, I am asking as honestly as possible, did you look?

Mother 3
I can't find a single flaw with the game.

how do you know its little? you SICK FUCK

STOP ALREADY

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Dumbass, you think I'm referring to harassment stats when I'm talking about a country's culture, and the context in which stats are produced. I don't even want to continue talking to you if you're really as thick as this. Don't waste my time please.

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no

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AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
Aight I'm good now carry on.

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