Super Mario Bros. Battle Royale

Keep crying baby bitch tears, faggot
cry to the mods on IRC so they can come shit up the board for real when they try to purge it

based with good tastes

>t. a zoomer who is mad because people are actually talking about a game on Yea Forums

When you finish the 4 levels, do you have to refresh to start a new game?

>can you add a word filter or the option to hide player names at the end of the castle? both times I finished one of the podium finishers had racial slurs in their names
twitter.com/Inferbro/status/1140511195214098432

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not if you die

>in the board that contains /bowgen/ and waifuism

If you do a perfect 1-1 start, land on the star block and then do the shortest jump possible ASAP so that the people below you don't bump you up, you're GUARANTEED to get the star just in time as 30 other people are jumping up there
you don't even need to waste time to get 10 kills
pass this along, happy killing

No.

Capped for laughs on demand

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based
clips.twitch.tv/AssiduousTangibleWaspDerp

what a faggot

Dev confirmed for cucking out.

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i applaud this guy for very obvious bait that got the entire thread desu

>man makes free mario royale game
>cheater gets banned
>gets buttmad
>reports him to nintendo
>nintendo with Bowsers help realizes the opportunity and instead hires the man
>nintendo grows even more powerful
>devs all over start to beg to get their stuff released on the switch
>inferbro marries buttmad cheaters mom

It isn't funny, it's sad, really.

Based

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>modern Yea Forums cant even make it thru 3-1 to 3-4

jesus, I knew there are zoomers here but come on

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hell yeah. we need more sharkgirl threads

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but cheating is a mode of play, devs should acknowledge that

That doesn't answer anything. If you podium, does it automatically restart?

>he's even banned from the official Nintendo port

no then you need to refresh browser
if you get in 4 and die in lava it restarts on its own

Gotta practice those pipe jumps.

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>make everyone happy but lets me keep fun
I dont see a problem

nice hop daisy
i pussied out

>shills on Yea Forums and even participating in the threads
>twitter and reddit start to cry and whine
>becomes a bitch boy and starts to cater to them from now on

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Shoutouts to ZA /Yea ForumsARDO for hopping along with me

>t. twitch streamer

You can get butthurt about it all you want but it won't change anything. Think about it in a positive way, it's helping out Nintendo! You'll get to play all your favourite Mario games for as long as possible.

I didn't see any terms of service on this game my friend, but if you've found some, then please link me. And that's the difference, isn't it. Microsoft has a published Terms of Service for Xbox Live. The consequences are made clear before you join up. That's the case with pretty much any software or service that is ever released.

And it's not as if this ban has an obvious time limit either. Think about Yea Forums - you get a warning for some cases, and a time ban for others. Permanent bans are only reserved for the most serious cases, aren't they? I've never had one and I've been coming here near to a decade.

It's an IP ban.

Have fencebros gone extinct? Am I the last of my kind?

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bruh look at this dood

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>You can get butthurt about it all you want
The only one butthurt here is the fella banned for cheating.

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>cheat on fucking Mario
>spend all day crying in the threads about being banned for it
Easiest way to get (you)s ever.

based

>this is the average cheatcuck

Are you mad because you don't know how to bypass IP ban?

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base and redpi

What soundtracks are cool for this game?

it really is. At this point I'm having fun just playing along

keep going

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Why can't anyone beat w3?
Only 7 people left at 3-3

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Thanks for proving you're not baiting and are genuinely autistic.

mario is too complex for zoomies

POST BEST AND WORST LEVELS TO RACE

>killed like 30 fags with ace attornigger
good shit.

what a fucking retard
get dabbed on

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Lost levels 1-2

why can't i get my gamepad to work anymore? am I retarded?

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Who here /alwayscampsatspawninplusworldforafewminutesforaneasy1stplacebecausenobodyevergetspastplus-3/?

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>this is the type of persom who cheats in an online game

( is me)
>I didn't see any terms of service on this game my friend
That's why I mentioned it's common sense by now. You don't need a terms of service to know people won't allow you to enter their house while they're playing wii sports, so you can throw the controller through the TV and run away.

w2 and w3 are unironically way harder than the rest of the game. 5, 6, plus, and lost are all easier.

HEY DEV FIX THE FUCKING LAG IN THE START OF 3-1

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>I-I'm merely pretending to be retarded hehe...

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I feel ya, brother.

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Fuck you, Bowser Dindu.

it's easier as small mario so I don't think so

title goes to 5-4

>2 Yea Forumsros and 1 rando die to the massive firebar on 5-4
F

how can you compare a feature of the game and breaking and entering?

did you press the controller icon in the bottom right

>Not holding right2win on Plus world
It's one of the easiest and fastest worlds, scrub.

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user, we're all pretending here, don't even lie.

>He thinks he can ban us

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
OHAHAHAHAHAHAH

finally to top 3

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You're doing something they don't want, they have the right to remove you from their property, is what I'm saying.

the squad tag is Yea Forums not fucking Yea Forums OP you god damn retard

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kys jojotard

>カニ
Nice

are you fucking retarded?

w5 and w6 will weed out the weak once lakitus get implemented

user, it's a flavor of the month, and I say that as someone who likes it. Just enjoy it while it lasts, not everything on Yea Forums needs to be console wars and shitposting.

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let’s laugh at this faggot pls

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shoutouts to Mad Tim for keeping up for so long

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Manipulating JavaScript code that is running on my machine and causing no material damage whatsoever is not the same thing as damaging someone's property, which is a crime in most jurisdictions.

>tfw starnigger tries to run backwards
>I just stand still and jump over him
>Seething
>Chases me
>Star runs out and he hits a koopa
Why are they always so fucking stupid?

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I played this yesterday and it had a huge amount of input lag so I dropped it
Is it better now with the new update, Yea Forums?

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He posted that on day 1 or 2, before he was even shilling in these threads, you mongoloid

You are a desperate attention seeking whore. You are worse than both starfags and scriptkiddies combined.

Is there any better feeling than starniggers working together to genocide the mario menace?

>phoneposter
You along with him.

Just tried that and got 3rd place

No I don't, I'm just someone that played around with some JavaScript variables because I was bored and it was funny. And I just think an IP ban (what looks like a permanent IP ban I'm guessing?), without any warning, is a bit unfair.

So yeah, maybe I should report this guy to Nintendo.

Inferno if you're reading this, mind fixing the fences outside of World 5? In World 5 sprites go in front of the fences, but in other worlds sprites go BEHIND the fences, which can potentially hide a shell or a starfucker.

Don't fix the lobby fences so fencebros can continue to be fencebros though

>get fire flower
>already way behind pack leaders
>decide to use my flower for good and kill off enemies
>become Shepard to my flock of little Marios
this just became a co-op now, we all gotta make it

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Doesn't change him considering cucking out to appease Twitch streamers.

as happened with literally every dev from Yea Forums.
its because we don't suck their dicks as much as reddit or twitter does.

Imagine thinking an IP ban can stop hackers, like dude, get a new IP :^)

DAISY GANG

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I want Nintendo ninjas to assassinate this man just because of how fucked the controls are

>the state of cheaterkeks

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they're called starNIGGERS for a reason

>maybe I should report
You still haven't?

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When are we gonna get skins? I wanna be Toadette

Press D to dab on this fucker

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Only 2/76 players made beat 3-4 this time

I wasted a lot of time in the clouds in 3-1 to gather coins and then everyone died I guess

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jesus christ you're autistic
you think anyone who isn't a retard like you cares about being "based" according to Yea Forumsirgins?

it feels so good when mario jumps, turns around and keeps the momentum

Shoo shoo twitch nigger.

FUCK YOU, "PINKY PIE BEST"

>Plus-3
>Slightly behind
>Approaching piranha jump
>People slow down to wait for cycle
>I go for the edge jump
>Nail it
>Take the lead

Is there a single better feeling?

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I'm a bit naive, is this post bait or real shit?

can there be a skele skin :)

the life of this guy must be so sad.

>of how fucked the controls are
How do you mean?

>tfw first win
this game is so much fucking fun, really makes me think of how much shit we could have if nintendo wasnt so horrible at online multiplayer

DEV PLEASE REMOVE OR AT LEAST SHORTEN THE TIMER IT REALLY HAS NO RIGHT TO BE IN THIS GAME I AM SHOUTING

>seriously being this retarded you don't know how to reset your IP
okay, stay mad, faggot

What motivates a man to cheat on a mario game?

Saw PokeFucker fall in one of those one block abysses

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>one of them gets a star in front of me
>dodge him
>watch him murder everyone behind me indiscriminately
feels great man

none

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Why are there people pretending to be retarded? What do they get out of this?

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Guys, do shells do different things on other people's side? I stopped a shell, yet a goomba a few spaces ahead dies a second later for seemingly no reason

This, devbro I beg thee. I have an obsession with skeletons. If I can play as one I can fulfill my fantasies.
Notice me.

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Just buy the new super mario maker for switch stupid goy

>roll 5 or 6
>always alone by stage 4
Yea Forums rooms fucking when

yeah I thought you could sprint through those, or do you always fall in if there's two next to each other?

attention, quelling a loneliness

i suggest everyone here report this game to Nintendo immediately. this is not okay.

Not sure cause sometimes I have sprinted over one block gaps but more often than not I fall between them

except he's not, you're just looking for something to be jaded about.

he made 1 post about hiding names and hasn't acted upon it, better yet he has done the opposite and given people the option to see the names of others even outside of top 3 with squadcodes and told Yea Forums to have fun.

but you want to be angry about him cucking out so that's all you see.

On some ISPs it's as simple as unplugging your router and plugging it back in. But not on my ISP.

>cant even fucking play with friends on release
NINTENDOOOOOOOOO

>chasing a normal mario as a starnigger
Is there a better feeling?

post yfw you're not a cheatcuck

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>5-1
>F5
anyone else knows this feel?

I heard that you have to go down the pipe 3 times in the lobby to get Luigi and I can barely fucking go down it once. Most of the time when I get into the lobby my controller won't let me jump so I'll have to reconnect it and when I try to use WASD to go down the pipe it won't let me go down.

bruh i got 5 pages of skeleton jokes
got my first gf that way

Post your cool webms.

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5 is free as fuck, 90% of the people die in the first two stages

Nah man I'm not. Just wanted to reply to people who clearly had opinions on the subject.

I've never known a service to give you a permanent ban with no warning or terms of service stating that such action would result in a ban, personally.

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World 5 is just too easy, so yeah. I usually skip it.

>see a starnigger climb a vine with like 20 people following him up immediately after
F

>reach 5-2
>1 player left

Post yfw you're a cheatchad but at least you're not that guy.

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saw two marios in the last stage, and there was a fire mario throwing fireballs at my heels during 3-4 but I guess he didn't make it

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cant believe I finally won lost-1.

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>lost levels added
Fuck

Outrunning a starnigger because they're too dumb and slow.

3, 5 and 6 are freebies.

plus and lost are the real niggers.

whoa, so many Yea Forumsros

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>f5-1

yes, because there is no point in playing if everyone is dead

Post your score

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>/bowgen/
I didn't believe that this could exist but it does, what a dumpster fire of a board

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Interesting, you got a pastebin?

How do I git gud enough to get 1st place?

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have you looked at the gamepad inputs?
Sometimes they can be a bit weird where they're tied to several inputs which causes some problems.
Before the lobby you can see the gamepad icon in the corner, click it to change stuff.
Sometimes it won't detect the gamepad, but just refresh that window.

>see someone standing on pipe
>assume normal Mario physics to keep plant in pipe
>land as plant comes out

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go faster

I'm the one waiting up there.

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when I get back home. If not, next thread.

>>assume normal Mario physics to keep plant in pipe

I get that. But ruining the fun for anyone else is a bit extreme maybe.

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This is the most fun I had in weeks, I really need to stop playing AAA garbage

I know I should know better, but damnit I've had this preconceived notion built for years, it's 2nd nature to me, and in that split second what do you think I'm going to trust?

>mfw was a massive cheatfag in a few releases before
>had to step away or a bit and stopped playing before the bans came
>can still play fine

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playing with Yea Forums can actually be fun

So are you getting around the IP ban by changing your IP address? I guess for some ISPs that's simple, but for others it's not.

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>Having more kills than wins
Undeniable proof that you're bad.

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>not a single squad member
feels bad

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Remove power-ups from 1-1 now.

source?

>hit the star block on lost 1-1 as fast as possible
>watch as 90% of players die while you're safe under the platform
does this make me a starnigger since I'm not directly killing anyone

>he doesnt know how to bypass IP ban
>in 20 fucking 19

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>Tyrone and now this guy
vocal cheatcucks are fucking pathetic

starchads rise up

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it's vice versa you mega brainlet

WAIT i have an expirement
we could all join (hit GO) at the same second in the concurrent minute (i.e. XX:XX:30) and we would basically have a Yea Forums room

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Found the starlet. You can easily score 20 kills in a single run.

tell me where did the starchad touch you

as fun as that sounds, it also sounds like too much work to justify it
but I need to find my phone so fine

Well, in my defence, most of the hacks we did didn't affect much - for many (not all) of the hacks, legitimate players would simply hop on your space on the podium as if you weren't there, and your Mario would appear frozen at the axe on their screens.

But yes, you have a fair point I guess, but I still think a permanent ban (with no warning at all, no statements that doing this would result in a ban, etc.) is a bit extreme.

And not only that, but no clear way of redemption. At least with a Yea Forums ban it is almost always (at least in my case, always) a TIMED ban.

>organizing
is this your first day?

>watching the mario you chased for the entire star duration escape
some deserve to live

I just don't get banned by not hacking as obviously, or posting my nickname here.

>baiting a starnigger to fall into an abyss

Exactly. It takes far more skill to get wins than kills since most people are retarded and slow.

He never had the chance. I outran him.

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shoutouts to couponbug.com

>3-1
>f5

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>Hit axe first
>still get second
Fucking latency.

the ULTIMATE babby

>forcing normalfags until they choke from the stage's obstacle
If you slow down YOU DIE.

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Okay, let's try this.

LET'S ALL JOIN ON XX:XX:00 SECONDS
IF YOU MISS IT, WAIT FOR THE NEXT ONE

I BELIEVE THAT JEB WILL WIN

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don't have it anymore sadly but i remember it was p hot

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>5-1
>skip along goombas and koopas for a straight minute

>adjust to bounce off of fish that popped up suddenly because i'd take damage otherwise
>the fish inexplicably dies
>fall into water and die

>Yea Forumsro uses cheats to warp ahead
>When I'm the only other person left on the Lost world, cheater Yea Forumsro warps back to me and makes sure I make it safely to the finish
Weird feel

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>1-1
>ctrl+R

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bah, stood up for some reason on one of bowsers fireballs

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or maybe that lazy faggot could just implement rooms

jk ilu inferno one hit sekiro when

>running
>hit cheep cheeps
>fucks up your jump and kills you
FUCK!

talk shit get hit democracy

>Nothing but normalfags
Disgusting.

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Fair enough.

>or maybe that lazy faggot could just implement rooms
that's not as fun

seeing your squad members among a horde of blanks makes it nice and precious

I killed bowser for you lads on world 6-1 but no one made it. What a shame.

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who /100 kill klub/ here? Cheatniggers need not apply

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I did it! YATTA!!!!!!!!

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>star nigger climbs up vine
>watch as everyone follows into their death

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>I killed bowser for you
Do you not know how the game works?

Finally some justice for Pinkie delicious pony butthole.

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Who else likes to bully piranhas?

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im glad my Yea Forumsros made it

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turtle.fish.paint is the artist

>can't dance in the lobby because normalfags fill it up too fast

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>he was actually being serious and had to come back for more

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As the degenerate in 3rd place, that bowser jump was super intense for me.

You killed a Yea Forumsbro.

pastebin.com/yqLLkZW1

How to get banned

>Nigga Chimney grabs a fire flower and clears out half the piranhas in 6-2
Godspeed Nigga Chimney, you won't be forgotten.

>lost - 2
>9 players remaining

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oh shit nigger i almost thought you were not going to make it

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Plus-1, do you go up or down?

With fireflower yes. Did you assume I meant by finishing the level?
That's how it works with fireflower right?

>reach bowser
>accidentally auto jump
welp

down

up if you got the mushroom

Bowser is a separate instance for each player. You can kill him on your screen but other people still face their own.

clips.twitch.tv/CaringObliqueSardineGivePLZ

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>waste lots of precious time doing the classic starnigger routine in 2-1
>still win by a huge margin
People are so bad at this.

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what the fuck was his problem?

great to see a Yea Forumsro

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does setting your lives count to 1 get you banned or is it just fucking with movement/etc?

don't wanna have to configure more VPNs

perma ban is really trashy i agree

I am my good will.

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Nicely done Yea Forumsros

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ATTENTION DEVBRO
>ATTENTION DEVELOPER
ATTENTION DEVBRO
>ATTENTION DEVELOPER

PLEASE ADD A HIGHLIGHT TO GROUP NAMES ON THE PODIUM SO YOU CAN SEE WHO IN YOUR GROUP MADE IT!

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>5-4
>18 players remaining
>About 7 of us enter at the same time
>die on the first lava jumper
f-fuck

dude, just change your ip and be done with it

Hey fellow Chad Hackers, heres the updated version, be safe and dont get bant, or just change IP :^)

FUCK DEVFAG
FUCK STARNIGGERS
FUCK NINTENDO
FUCK BANS

pastebin.com/6jxFSD4A

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official mario royale player power ranking:

calculate your SN (StarNigger) coefficient as SN = wins / kills

>∞
incel
>indeterminate form
NPC normie
>0
virgin
>0 < SN 10 < SN 25 < SN 50 < SN 76

squad members have grey names above them on the podium

>all two squad members die and now it's only you and randoms
I disagree. There's way too many people now so you'll lucky to end up with a decent amount of Yea Forumsirgins in a lobby.

ty

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>spend the past few days claiming to be a cheaterchad who shits on everyone and laughs about it and brags that the devs can't stop him
>suddenly meek and asking for redemption and forgiveness when he gets banned
lmao

Now this is some autism.

>SO YOU CAN SEE WHO IN YOUR GROUP MADE IT!
But you can already see the name above their character?

ok how the fuck do you get to the top in lost-2

I keep going down with the pirana plants and some cunt just runs at the top

hail to the king baby

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Some ISPs give you static IPs so he's fucked.

>tfw veteran player

Dare I say... BASED?

>game.players.findIndex(isNamepl);
>game.getPlayer(idx);

why tho, you can just do

>game.getPlayer(game.pid)

>can hack a game
>cant change IP

faggot

>a service
nigger, this game is fucking illegal, what the fuck do you want?

does this work on pale moon already?

To be fair, hacking in this case means copypasting something from the internet.

you can actually just game.getPlayer()

no

Yeah but at the end it shows whoever's name made it
Was not aware of this, thanks.

The index of getPlayer is not the pid but the position in the stack which changes every time when players die (Imagine being a dev so retarded that you make a dynamic stack for something that can be implemented in a fixed array and be 999x times faster)

>no
fucking hell why do i even use this thing

just go fast

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>IP ban is still working as a plebs filter in 2019
Cant make this shit up

Well yeah maybe I should just stop playing the game.

>SN = wins / kills
You probably meant "kills / wins".

if the dev hates hackers so much why is he wasting time trying to cuck them instead of just blocking 99% of "hacks" isolating the variables out of the global scope

seriously this shit is javascript 101

I tested something earlier using Yea Forums and then Yea Forums in squads, and every time I saw different people.
Even if you see the squad name in all caps on the website it still counts whether you put it with caps or not.
So you all need to start putting Yea Forums instead.

You realise tons of ISPs don't have dynamic IPs, right? So the only way to get around would be to use some sort of proxy or, really, a VPN, almost all of which cost money.

coin counter when?

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>467157591
Didn't know you could jump over the plant near the hammer bros, thanks user.

How that would protect anything if its in the client anyway you nigger

Cringe and bluepilled

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>receive star in 2-1 without even trying
>commit genocide
>win easily
I kind of feel bad, but now I have a taste of the power starchads wield.

If he wanted to prevent all hacks, he'd make the server decide when the player dies, not the client.

Coin counter is a good idea.

very low iq post

NUMBER ONE PRINCESS.

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what an autistic faggot nigger

Is this true, dev? are the squad tags case sensitive?

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Yeah your right. I just assumed he was some m@ster haxor.

God this shit is running so slow now
>Lost 1 - 1
I expected the All Stars version desu

dev here

Yeah, they are.

But VPN clients are free you fucking braindead

>Starnigging
Not even once.

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mario maker sprites when

because all these hacks are just copypasting shit in the console because the code is exposed.

you can do shit like _0x3ac05d.game.getPlayer simply because _0x3ac05d is exposed, it's that easy

you can stop this by simply wrapping all the code in a function call and not defining anything on the window object. obviously it's still possible to hack but this makes it MUCH harder and stops all basic userscript hacks.

i'll vote for you jeb

yo, cheatfag here. name is "fuck lgbt"

>dEv HeRe
If you're really the dev then why not use a secure tripcode so everyone knows who is really the dev.

>so saturated now that there are usually only a few Yea Forumsirgins in your games

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pro tip: if a VPN is "free" it's because they use the users themselves as gateways for eachother.
if you use a free VPN, someone could be downloading CP from your IP address. think about that.

Based fuck r*cist Yea Forumstards

inb4 nintendo shuts this down

I wish there was an option to join a lobby with only people in your group.

you have to instance a object to start the game anyway, the only difference would be that now is new_shit.._0x3ac05d.game.blabla..

>30-0
Sensei..

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YES

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Now that the dust has settled, what retro game would you like to follow the Battle-Royalized craze?

I'll start with the obvious

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Why? World 3 is the easiest to get 1st

>no Yea Forumsbros in lobby
>f5

Not Dev here.
He wasn't actually not the dev.

That's not how it works user
If everything is isolated within its own scope, you can do whatever you want in there and nothing from outside can touch it like the console or userscripts

amerimutt detected
stay paranoid while us commie get all the good stuff

The Battletoads tunnel level but with randomized obstacle layouts

>all these cheaters running 50% faster than me

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I haven't used one in a while but when I did it was slow as hell. And I believe they have data limits too.

Is that true? Christ.

Remember this, Yea Forums?
It was pretty fun and it even had rooms with passwords until the dev started listening to reddit and it all went to shit.

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Hond the B button you absolute zoomer.

>so many people playing i only get 1-3 Yea Forums players in my game at a time
>never any fellow cunnychads

literally me, it happens in like 9 out of 10 times

>what is run button

>he doesn't know

>standing still with a normalfag to kill people with a star
An unexpected comradely

I want to see a battle royale of pic related.

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>Not Sonic or Contra

I'm holding down but it doesn't let me go down pipes wat do

Noob here, but yeah, let's say you wrapped all the local code in a function like this:

(function() {
// game code
var something;
})();

Then I wouldn't be able to access "something" or anything else local to the function from a global scope, right?

However I guess I might be able to use the console to insert a breakpoint and then I can find myself inside the function itself, at which point I could change things around?

>I want to fuck Puro!
Based

>NIGGER LOL
>CUNNY LOL
>CUTE AND FUNNY LOL
>MY WAIFU IS BEST LOL

If one of these is your name, you're not original or near as funny as you think you are.

>lag out because the server can't handle 75 concurrent players and die from shit I couldn't even see

Wow, this really is a battle royale game

Is CIA INVENTED AIDS creative?

>Then I wouldn't be able to access "something" or anything else local to the function from a global scope, right?
correct

>However I guess I might be able to use the console to insert a breakpoint and then I can find myself inside the function itself, at which point I could change things around?
also correct, but the code is obfuscated so hard you would have a VERY hard time doing it like that

nigger

ahem
FUCK LOLIS AND FUCK PREZZAH

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legend of zelda nes seems plausible and like it should be a ton of fun
maybe as a randomizer

alltp even more so but less plausible

>El Grande Padre blazes a trail ahead in plus 4
>get to the podium
>nowhere to be found
esto es el fin :(

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youtube.com/watch?v=e1HmxJjfSxY

okay zoomie

Spotted the summer newfag

Go join reddit squad bro

little nemo the dream master

From trying , I deduce damageTimer WILL get you banned. Now is it fiddling with it at all, or having a big enough value? Someone should do a binary search between 0 and 1337. I need a break.

The lives trick in the same script seems to be working.

>not representing your waifu and getting 1sts all day
disgraceful

>you're not as funny as you think you are
why do redditors ALWAYS say this, it's like clockwork

Newfag here, could you spoonfeed me?

>El Grande Padre (forma muerte)

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I'm the tianamen guy, thoughts on me?

hey cunny posters a best bros

Based
Imagine thinking you are creative when you copy what everyone else is doing

the hell

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kind of agree. the best are the obscure references. one I saw was lufia 2 is underrated.

My ingame name is (kani) Krusty Kunny (crab)
Is that original enough for you, user-sama?

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FUCKYOU VI VON

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next say they're being edgy

I remember playing as a bully and not bullying anyone to win. Was fun
we gonna play or what?

kys Mozart

What compels one to cheat in a free Mario game?

>not repping your waifu and getting first place with her

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As long as Yea Forums can see me.

Personally i'd just add private servers or something because I know normalfags will find a way to ruin this

this

because its been said to them so much in their life that when they see someone is laughing with others its their stock response

I can't wait for this to further explode in popularity and the dev instead listens to reddit and twitch streamers and starts banning problematic names.

>also correct, but the code is obfuscated so hard you would have a VERY hard time doing it like that
Well not necessarily - surely once you're inside the function you can traverse the object tree (like I say I'm a noob so I don't know if that's the right terminology) trying to find the thing you're after. E.g. by enumerating through all available objects and see which one has the properties that you're after. Unless you scoped every object so that it was only available inside specific, small functions. But surely that would be difficult.

Any cheat leaks for the newest update?

>that one /trash/ user that fell to his death trying to escape the stars
We weren't gonna hurt you you big baby.

/pol/ btfo

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Where did all the Yea Forumsros go?

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based

>1-2
>stomp on koopa shell twice
>it's already past the first two goombas and heading off into oblivion
>IT STOPS AND GOES BACKWARDS AT ME BECAUSE APPARENTLY SOMEONE STOMPED ON IT ON THEIR SCREEN LITERALLY 3 SECONDS AGO AT LEAST
FUCK

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Based.

Imagine trying so hard to fit in that you pick the same name as everyone else. Embarrassing.

whoever created this shit should work on the hitboxes.

>tried starniggering a couple times and jumped from 38 to 66

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Perfectly balanced. As all things should be.

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yeah fuck these niggers number 1 baby

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There is someone in Yea Forums squad right now named Adolf Hitler and I DEMAND you stop

he is, he altered piranha plant and hammer bro hitboxes.

What's the advantage of jumping while facing backwards and how do you do it?

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What name do you use user?

Please no user. It would be agar.io all over again except worse because this is more fun

>gay baby jail

Hello twitch streamer. Hope you get banned.

...

very rarely I see my Yea Forumsros on the podium, usually see 4-5 in the beginning though

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Keep posting about it and there's a good chance he'll listen

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Are shell kills not tracked?

We pissed off reddit squad

sometimes you want to adjust so you don't lose your momentum when you land on a staircase

This is literally what happened to Doodle or Die and it will happen again, I guarantee you

fucking hell

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>> 467160847
Only Star kills are tracked, nothing else contributes to the counter

Nope.

>what if fireballs could kill players if you were starfire mario

FIX 3-1 ALREADY FUCK

it'd be aids

>real PUBG experience

Gay, I just cleared like 15 fucks with one.

wtf, they caught me

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Holy shit lost world is easy. First world I beat on my first try.

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The game is freezing when the counter hits 0, how fix

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>okay, 1-1, no problem just run ahead and jump
>die to first goomba
I think it's time to reinstall my brain

Imagine not chad cheating because you are afraid of getting banned KEK the dev cant even do a decent game and you think he can detect cheats?

imagine plus - 1

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whats wrong with it

NINTENDO

but it would be rare tho

Thirded. For whatever reason 3-1 seems to lag at the start a lot, even though other stages work fine.

Show me your game bro

Fucking kill yourself cheatfag
You got caught being a faggot and got what was coming to you.

>why am i not allowed to make the game less fun for other people?!?!?!?!

at the start it always lags alot to the point where its a death roulette if you're gonna make it out or not

the same happens with the 6 -1

Same. Also I can't easily change the IP on my ISP. In fact from what I've googled I'm not sure you can do it at all.

A permanent ban, with zero warning whatsoever, is surely pretty harsh for just messing around with some JavaScript in a free online game.

>permanently ip ban
>sooner or later someone else will have your IP and will be banned

LOL

i can't play
did i get banned?

>A bunch of of Yea Forumsirgins enter the castle ahead of me
>None of them are on the podium
Every time

>being this salty
Why? Did you get molested by a cheater or something?

have sex

6-2 separates the shotas from the real plumbers

open wide

Yeah fuck off already kid. You are bad at the game and you are also bad at dodging bans

fireballs move too fast and you can spam them infinitely, you're not limited to 2 fireballs on screen like official mario games. literally impossible to dodge even if it's rare.
Plus there's no point in increasing player's damage output when the only world where 3+ people actually finish is world 1.

shoutout to the Yea Forumsros stuck in gay baby jail with me

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honestly what I see happening is firechads killing each other first from unleashing a volley the moment they got it

Goyim are you doing ok?

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Not how that works, mate.

except not really since most of the level is skippable through pipes and clouds.

I'm kind of sad Goyim got banned, he just dicked around on the end screen before killing himself

working for me fine

maybe you should git gud

he's doing it for attention, ignore him.

I claim this epic victory royale for the god gamer

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>network speed is a skill
sorry I don't have mommy paying for my high speed internet

>post yfw 2-3

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i've been cheating since day 3 and still havent been banned

Anyone? I recall some people having this issue before, but it didn't come up for me until this update. I've already cleared browser cache.

Calm down Joel.

Did the wins and kill counters reset from yesterday? I'm at 0/0 but it still remembered my name and squad from before.

other user is a fraud. they are not case sensitive as of current patch. they were case sensitive when I added the feature though

DS4 controller work with this?

This game is boring. I'll wait for the Mario 64 version

Dont play in private mode

How do I get this to detect my DS3 controller?

first win at world 6
it sure is lonely around here

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This game crashes my computer

No need to be mad; cheatfellows just enjoy the game on a different level.

With inferno designing the cheat endgame encounters, we're in no shortage of new content!

Coding a game that's 1000's lines of code without using proper code style and technique would be ass cancer

That's only a solution for small scale shit

>a full top 3 in world 6 for once
>2nd and 3rd are not Yea Forums
rip

Who else /tripledigits/ here?

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I kinda of miss when the lobby lasted more then ten seconds.

>only 6 kills
based

>too bad #4
does it get any more cucked than this?

I saw you on the news recently.

>Jump on a kamikaze ken
>it kills me

triple digits reporting in

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I delete my cookies every day. Those score counters have no use for me.

Yes. Victory Royale #2

>Agar.io
I wonder what went wrong, it was super fun to play with Yea Forums. I've tried Mope.io but the balancing is all over the place and the devs keep adding shitty characters.

based and privacypilled

130 and 0 kills here

>Being a starnigger

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Gamecubeblock, you nigger.

twitter.com/whaaaaae/status/1141450282561355776
does anyone know if this is safe?

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>12seconds waiting time every single fucking game
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>I'll wait for the Mario 64 version
There already was one but it got DCMA'd iirc.

Am I the only one who bothers going for/knows about the Mushroom at the end of Plus-2? The one that you have to jump onto the platform under the bricks to get

I had a couple of wins and maybe 10 more places in 2nd and 3rd. Then I decided to see what JavaScript could accomplish just for fun. Mainly just using code that others had posted.

As for the IP ban, like I say, my ISP IP won't change. I could try using a VPN but that will probably be too slow, unless I get some paid tier, which I'm probably not going to do.

fucking starniggers

>play what feels like hundreds of level 1s, level 3s, and level 5s to no avail
>suddenly when the lost level 1 is added i place top 3 on my first 3 tries

why are the lost levels so easy

It's fine.

Good race bros

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hammerniggers are the absolute worst. They'll be facing front and then 360 throw the hammer backwards right when you jump

>run the entire world with bowser's musky cock
>he goes for a powerup at the end of lost 3 and dies
>lonely podium

Based and Yea Forumspilled.

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FUCK

>Tfw Yea Forumsros are rarely on the podium anymore

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if anything it's just a small package browser that just always open that page

probably safe but it's literally just a browser that doesnt look like a browser. why not just use your actual browser?

>no browser required
>ships a literal web browser
good job deluding yourselves electron niggers.

Probably not, why would you even use it, you don't gain anything

Don't think I didn't see you fall there, Reimu.

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That wasn't a Battle Royale, it was just normal online multiplayer. The same guy who made SM64 Online also added the ability to create infinitely-sized levels and ported every part of SM64 into the same map, and said that could lead to a potential BR mode, but he never combined the two before the DMCA happened.

>tfw got in fourth because I stopped to teabag a starnigger that gave me a free one-up while trying to kill me

>run with Rosalina's boytoy the whole world 1
>he dies by bowser
>Yea Forums-less podium

Damn it feels good to be a Chad Hacker

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how many days did SM64 online last?

>mac version is literally three times the size of the windows and linux versions

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I think I've only gotten past bowser legit once. The rest I just damage boosted through.

>2-2
>jump up to a mushroom platform
>stationary shell is there
>die
why

You trying to find ways around the jail? I doubt there are any because it is almost certainly just a simple IP block on the server side.

What is that showing anyway? Different players who have been banned? If so how is it possible to get that from the server?

user no

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what the FUCK HAIDA

It got Nintendo'd shortly after it got announced. I would've played it with Yea Forums but the requirements were tedious and the only emulator you could play it on had something phony behind the scenes.

with a new IP you have two games before it IP bans you again

Can't wait to see you in gay baby jail :3

>be non-agressive starchad
>run towards pole instead of killing my Yea Forumsros
>suddenly start catching up with a Yea Forumsro ahead of me
>he's making sloppy movements and going slow
>accidentaly kill him

I'm so sorry Yea Forumsro

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fuck

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>finally get a win in the lost world
>no luigi
s-someone told me you got luigi unlocked if you won the lost world, was I deceived by Yea Forums?

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Wtf cheatbros... infernofag is dabbing on us...

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