Just so you guys dont forget, there are 2 (TWO) more slots left in the fighter pass for super smash brothers ultimate. This means that it is more than likely steve (yes, THE steve from MINECRAFT) will be included in it. It only makes sense that the main character of the most sold game of all time would be included. Did you really think microsoft was only going to get one rep? They are just saving the best for last, so get ready for Steve's reveal in the near future!
Just so you guys dont forget, there are 2 (TWO) more slots left in the fighter pass for super smash brothers ultimate...
Nicholas Wood
Eli Richardson
Dead meme
Tyler Bell
What are you doing out of your cuck shed?
Owen Cox
I see you can't handle the truth
Landon Martinez
>steveposting post-E3
OOOOOOOO I AM LAFFIN
and not because you're funny
Austin Williams
Asher Garcia
Christian Price
Liam Roberts
*teleport behind you*
Sorry kiddo. Nothing personal.
Camden Wright
What happened to the stevefag discord?
Connor Davis
dead meme
Matthew Morales
stay mad
Dominic Rivera
Correction: One slot left.
One's a female fighting game character. With projectiles.
Chase Barnes
On the contrary, I'm the calmest and most tranquil I've ever been.
You on the other hand... I can just taste your rage.
Turns out, rage tastes like chicken.
Stay mad, Stevefag.
Luis Ramirez
The last are Morrigan from Darkstalkers and Crash Bandicoot.
Sorry, there's no room for Steve.
Robert Lewis
Honestly I don't see any problem with Steve. My only concern is to make sure that pic related gets in.
Matthew Martin
Do forced discord memes count as raiding?
Henry James
Jaxon Torres
Dead franchise no one cares about.
Caleb Mitchell
Correction: Zero slots left.
Crash is in Smash, and it's going to be glorious.
Wyatt Diaz
Yo I'm a former ex-member. A buddy of mine told me they have admitted defeat and have been mentally BTFO'd. For me, the victory was just simply way too epic.
Evan Ward
Oh that's funny, Stevefag.
Wasn't Banjo a dead franchise NO ONE cared about?
Jeremiah Turner
you are a fucking retard if you think she will be in fucking super smash bros
Adrian Young
Listen. I'm gonna level with you.
The spots in Smash are used to hype products.
Persona 5 was hyping up Persona 5 R and Persona 5 Scramble.
The Hero is hyping Dragon Warrior, not that it needs it.
Banjo is hyping SOMETHING, we just don't know what yet.
So let me ask you.
What is Steve here to hype?
Besides. There's only one slot left. You're going to look me in the eyes and tell me "No, Sakurai wouldn't add ANOTHER Fire Emblem character." You know you it's happening. Edelgard or Byleth are joining the roster.
Jayden Thomas
Even if that is true
Banjo is in smash.
You can't change that.
Jaxson Nguyen
Anthony Barnes
>You're a fucking retard if you think Sonic will be in Smash
>You're fucking retarded if you think Cloud will EVER be in Smash
>You're fucking retarded if you think Bayonetta will be in Smash
>You're fucking retarded if you think BANJO will ever be in Smash
>K.Rool
>Ridley
>Snake
>Joker
DELICIOUS TEARS!
Joseph Cook
You've lost, Steve, now relax, and breathe!
Healthy, it is not, to let your anger seethe!
Jordan Foster
Leave the real Steve out of the Herobrine posting
It doesn’t even work you fuck
Cooper Stewart
This.
>inb4 "hurr durr dey arr remoovin banjo az wii speek"
Carson Ward
Stay mad and seething Steve cuck. You'll have to wait a whole year before the news of the next dlc announcement meaning your just going to keep having to make these threads while us banjo bros can rest easy knowing our boi is in.
Nathan Smith
I actually love Banjo. Seethe harder Darkstalcuck.
Jacob Harris
He’s not out for the count
But I really wish these Herobrine threads would stop
Evan Murphy
>stevefags still trying
Carson Peterson
>He’s not out for the count
He was never in the fight to begin with
Nicholas Gutierrez
Weeee!
Andrew Morris
>Smash 6
>Banjo is cut
>Steve is added
How would Yea Forums react?
Mason Jones
Hi, I own the 3D printed Creepy Mumbo. Darkstalkers is in the same category Banjo was in as 'IP that even the makers don't care about'. Using this as an argument is fucking stupid, since Banjo literally got in after 20 years.
Gavin Watson
banjofags, the meme's over. you get to pay extra to use your fursona in smash after all. you can stop spamming your ugly steve render all over the board now.
Jose Mitchell
fuck off with this shitposting
Andrew Gonzalez
>Sakurai finally has his OG roster idea in a game
>thinks he'll cut it.
John Young
Some Yea Forums memes were orchestrated by falseflags (like otisposting, maybe). Steveposting is definitely not one of them.
Xavier Gray
Splooooosh!
Lincoln Richardson
Sad, they're latching and false flagging as Jack Frost fags now.
Daniel Reed
stfu stevefaggot
Jason Cook
h-h-haha look guys im still steveposting after i got BTFO in E3
Justin Martinez
Unlike Morrigan, Banjo was relevant to the N64 days when SSBB came out and a HUGE piece of Nintendo's history, your fapbait literal who isn't.
Get into the trash and stay there.
Joshua Rogers
It's like you don't know what Smash is. Lmfao.
Jack King
Nobody would give a shit except the one autist that pushes this nonsense.
Brody Perez
Gavin Wright
Jack Martinez
Oh sweetie.
Jose Myers
The ARPG of Minecraft.
Charles James
realistically, it was banjofags setting up their own shitposting.
Robert Collins
>Only 2 more left
>Smash threads are a few months away from dying off
Thank goodness
Matthew Richardson
Are you seriously saying absolutely everyone in this thread asides from you is one person?
Jayden Reed
A crossover of the most important Nintendo characters with some 3rd party sprinkled on top? Yeah I think I do which further proves my point of Banjo being WAY more important than cheap fapbait.
Charles Lewis
They’ll shitpost about Smash 6
Jack Watson
Ah you mean that game she protagonized that's a Wii U exclusive? Gotcha.
Isaiah Gray
now that's what I call saving 25 bucks!
Aaron Nelson
>Fighters Pass 2
Your reaction?
Eli Wilson
Banjobros hold me I'm having another panic attack. JUST what if Steve gets in smash? They'll be bullying us in game and online.
Jason Moore
it's going to be this guy and everyone knows it
Logan Stewart
Matthew Wright
Jacob Turner
I love the Gohan Munchie in the Gohan Eight's pocket.
Gavin Russell
Banjo is in. Even if Steve gets in, it won't change that fact.
Kevin Hernandez
>letting a mii costume bully you
>overly sexulized third parties aren't allowed in Smash! CAUSE MY MADE UP RULES SAID SO
That goal post heavy, Stevefag?
Lincoln Lewis
This is pretty much confirmed to be the case, they're gonna shill SWSH and FE3H hard.
Luis Ramirez
WOAH
Do you mean we're getting FIRE EMBLEM and POKEMON represented in Smash????
Man, I can't wait for Pokemon content to be in the game please be real!
Retard
Adam Torres
>overly sexulized third parties aren't allowed in Smash!
When did I ever said that? I just said your cheap fapbait with no nintendo relevancy isn't getting in. Keep seething.
Ryder Russell
Sakurai is removing banjo and adding Steve as I type this
Alexander Hall
Didn't Joker have literally no nintendo relevancy? And Cloud?
>but the series they're in were on nintendo
Aaron Jones
>implying they haven't been doing that since Brawl adding more and more Pokemon and FE reps for literally EVERY new entry
The tears are gonna be delicious.
Noah Russell
I would probably just post porn in the threads until they get taken down
Carter Lewis
Unlike Morrigan, people know them. She's never EVER getting in, deal with it loser.
Colton Wood
>Not doing this now
Adrian White
Cope
Jack Cook
Bruh, this meme is dead. Banjo is already in and took the slot, the reaction from the Stevoids were hillarious too. youtu.be
Sure, we would have been sad, but this is on a different level!
I don't give a fuck? There whole schtick was that they would take the place of the Microsoft rep before Banjo, him getting in means nothing anymore.
Dominic Turner
Reimu's final smash?
Everyone turns into clones of her.
Xavier Clark
Mmm, Stevey Stevey, cope and seethey.
Logan White
what's wrong steve? can't handle the real square rep? maybe next time
Grayson Morgan
Oh great, one more year of Steveposting.
Adam Edwards
There will be no Smash 6. This is it, nothing can be topped, no more, no less.
And if it does, well, I'll just continue to play Smash Ultimate, why play a fighting game with less characters when it's predecessor had more.
Ian Wilson
user, I hope you realize you've been spamming the same joke in literally every thread for almost a fucking year and literally nobody gets it
Brayden Butler
I already told you I don't care about that zoomer shit, is projecting the only thing you can do to try and save face from getting BTFO about your bland waifu not making it into a party game?
Thomas Ward
>There will be no Smash 6.
yes, let's not make money
Joshua Lopez
someone post THAT video
Leo Sullivan
>the "reboot" meme
Smash 6 will have more characters than Ultimate. They're not retarded, they know the game won't sell otherwise.
Oliver Green
Damn, this announcement has made some so delusional, it's real sad...
Benjamin Miller
>I-I'M NOT A STEVEFAG
Isaiah Ramirez
>tfw I try to start a thing and it doesn't kick off so I just keep trying so people don't think I'm a quitter
Alexander Peterson
To be honest I never understood what you mean by that. Care to explain?
Adrian Edwards
>smashfags were too dumb to notice steveposting was ironic
can't say i'm surprised, after all half of them are tourists from discord who come here only for smash
Nathaniel Walker
Kevin Parker
I can't believe we have 2 whole extra characters pending, a possible additional 4/5, and we have already exhausted the main obvious picks. Every new reveal is going to be surprising as fuck if they don't get spoiled.
Matthew Nelson
This
Here's hoping they're gonna be good
Joseph Long
Caleb Rodriguez
"smash 6" will just be a full-price port of ultimate.
Hudson Torres
Basically, the joke started because Reimu was such an outlandish and absurd choice that the ultimate irony would be if her Final Smash was turning everyone into clones of her. That way, not only is she in Smash, no one EXCEPT her is in Smash.
Then I realized that's actually pretty hot and I decided to try to make it a thing.
The only reason I'm keeping at it is because I don't want to give up, even though I know it's a lost cause at this point.
Daniel Sanchez
CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK
Bentley Fisher
Give him his face back
Jayden Davis
>tfw Reimu wouldn't even be that much of an outlandish and absurd choice anymore
Landon Perry
Oh that's kind of funny but unintuitive to reach to that conclusion.Good luck I guess.
Henry Thompson
>I-I'M NOT A SEETHING WAIFUFAG
Austin Moore
discord and mii costume
Nicholas Hall
number one baybeeeeee
Austin Brown
>falseflagging
great job
Aaron Sullivan
>smash 6
Lmao that going to be 10-8 years from where the dlc ends. Even then, I don't think steve is going to ever be in smash because then it would be like villager where we have hoes going on about how animal crossing character shouldn't be in smash.
Christopher Hall
lol
Connor Reyes
STEVE IT'S OVER
ACCEPT YOUR DEFEAT WITH DIGNITY
Joshua Jones
>posting the same old outdated screenshots
Parker Lee
i would honestly be fine for smash to end here. or at least for a decade or so it's looking good now since it's a milestone
Jonathan Wilson
Well, with all "leaks" BTFO (especially the 5chan leak, could not believe people believed that shit) it's going to be good to have a surprise for once.
Easton Campbell
Stances have me think they might be behind otis as well
Parker Hill
Isaiah Bell
Why do you insist on being deliberate cancer.
Eli Perry
Very up to date screencap great job user
Andrew Barnes
>Patternfags
THEY NEVER LEARN
Wyatt Miller
Still outdated retard
Ryder Davis
Stay down.
Wyatt Ross
>posts an even older one
Jacob Scott
Sakurai (for now) has final say when it comes to a Smash game, it's his choice to determine whether we get a new one or not, he did this with Brawl and 4 where he made them like he was making the last one. Same could be said for this game. But that man needs his rest, he's done quite enough for all of us.
Asher Smith
Oh my god.
Imagine EVERYONE IS HERE two times in a fucking row. Imagine that shit, that we get to see cutfags BTFO not once, but TWICE in our lifetime.
Asher Carter
Why would there be 2 MS reps?
John Edwards
Literally Minecraft Dungeons
Evan Sanchez
There's. Going. To. Be. No. Smash. 6.
Andrew Mitchell
>fine for smash to end here.
I agree. Nothing else will satisfy people outside just adding more and more until it lose shape of what the game used to be.
Landon Phillips
>Imagine that shit, that we get to see cutfags BTFO not once, but TWICE in our lifetime.
this is the second time, user.
Nolan Allen
Game doesn't even have Steve nor Alex as a playable character. Not to mention, Minecraft Story Mode is gone too, rendered unplayable on most devices if one were to uninstall it.
Jaxon Cooper
Get fucked Stevecucks
Matthew Foster
My waifu is Felicia. Not Morrigan. She's the MC of Darkstalkers, so she's a shoe in though.
Keep crying over steve though.