The soap aint gonna pick itself up

if you'd just shit more often maybe it would be less unpleasant?
also maybe ate better?

>this thread

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You understand you're going to die of prostate/bowel cancer someday

whats yujiro hamma doing here

>that black faggot support is in the game
>based maui chad is not
fuck off

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Not at all. I got some piles back when I was younger that destroyed my butthole.
It looks like a cabbage and when I shit 5" of colon regularly escapes from my body that I have to tuck back in, I then need to lie down for a few hours until the searing pain ends.
And no shitting more regularly doesn't make any difference so I'd rather do it as little as possible.

He'd have a bad time

I'm surprised it hasn't happened already to be honest.

WHAT CAN I SAY EXCEPT

>I got some piles back when I was younger that destroyed my butthole
What?

What did lead you to this sad life, exactly?

Pretty sure he's gonna be the next hero to be released. Some sort of talon tank ala heavy assault unit from retribution/storm raising but with a shield.

what, did they reveal that the french nigger they added is a faggot or something?

It grew to the size of a grapefruit when I was about 7 and just annihilated by asshole. The treatment was regular visits to the doctor where I would bend over in front of him and he'd stick his finger in my ass to pop it, it hurt like fuck and sometimes I lost enough blood I'd just collapse and wake up back at home.

Autism my friend.

Can you be more specific, what autistic things you done in your past?

Not really, as in I literally have autism so everything I've ever done has led me down this path.

How can you even get piles such of size in such a young age, what did you do to your pooper, tell us already I don't give a fuck about this retarded thread I'm here only because your butthole only it matters for my life in this exact moment in the whole universe, so tell the truth

I knew an autistic guy with piles. The doctor told him he needed to soak it 2 hours a day and he decided that instead of doing that, he would cut a hole in his pants, take the heating element from a curling iron, wrap it in a wet towel, and shove it up there with it plugged in at his desk. Apparently it felt so good that he fell asleep, the towel dried out, and his pants caught fire. The lady who sat next him heard him screaming, ran in, he was patting his crotch, she thought he was masturbating at work, and HR fired him.

what a fucking story, it's like playing your nowadays indie games

What the fuck is piles

>tfw soap doesn't pick itself up

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Who is the black hulk supposed to be?

exotic fruit

youtu.be/pdWoKf3O0j8

Well then let's make a fuckin' mess, boy

He looks like a ripoff of the "god" from Moana

I'm eating ice cream and chuckling watching it

No. It’s just a backstory. Presumably the big dude will be the next hero

looks like the guy from Moana

It’s just a generic design

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I'm still waiting

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