>bigbros
>firechads
>starniggers
>cheatfags
>lag
SQAD TAG: Yea Forums
First for FUCK starniggers and cheatfags.
>tfw choke on bowser in 6-4
H-hold me, Yea Forumsros...
you are a little cute mariolet yes you are
Same bro...
POST STATS
>POST STATS
POST STATS
>POST STATS
POST STATS
>POST STATS
Reposting in case devbro is lurking
>Special rounds
>10% chance of activating per game
Possibilities include:
>low gravity
>double/half speed
>no powerups
>fire flower projectiles kill
>coins kill
>some kind of time restriction / kill-zone that starts at the beginning of a level and advances at normal walk-speed
>everyone is invisible
literally just did fuck my ass
>tfw 50 wins
>0 kills
I'm too fast to care about any of you niggers' bullshit.
when will the dev start censoring """""bad"""" names and ruin the game ?
tip for cheatbros, add:
case "q":
gtplyr["power"] = 2;
case "e":
gtplyr["power"] = 1;
I'm not sure yet if it desyncs, seems to work for me, but try only using these buttons when a shroom/flower has spawned.
WHY IS LOST WORLD HERE! WHY IS IT SO HARD!
First time in first.
A funeral has been held in Sailor Venus' honor.
>tfw the lag's so bad the game's unplayable when it was working just fine yesterday
when streamfags complain about cunny and nigger
Is stealing mushroom from mariolets a verified tactic?
What Yea Forums nicknames have actually made you kek?
>Dr. Pavel
>Discord Tranny
>tfw low kill ratio
>Almost beat Lost levels and 6-4 on my first try.
>Died to bowser
>Sister came in to ask why I screamed.
FIRST VICTORY ROYALE BOISSS
>Top Ten Tiptup Games
I miss him.
Based Ultra Starnigger, culling the competition in Plus-1 using a star.
Nice cheats, bro.
No. Hitting the block and letting them have it is since it forces them to stop while the obstacles keep cycling, often out of their favor. It's especially effective when it's a close race and you're at Bowser's castle, since they could get hit and have to stop again.
I always die to other starchads
Dying is such a hassle; I wish I could just disappear.
// ==UserScript==
// @name Mario Royale Goodies
// @author anonymous
// @match infernoplus.com
// @grant none
// @license AGPL-3.0-or-later; gnu.org
// ==/UserScript==
(function() {
'use strict';
const name = "anonymous";
const config = {
autoPlayNow: true,
autoGo: true,
star: false, //apparently desyncs?
hover: true,
god: true,
lives: true,
};
const playNowClicker = () => {
document.getElementById("main-launch").click();
};
const goClicker = () => {
if (document.getElementById("name-input").value === name) {
clearInterval(li);
document.getElementById("name-launch").click();
setTimeout(loop, 1000);
}
};
const cheater = () => {
Object.keys(window).filter(k => window[k] && window[k].game && k.indexOf("_") === 0).map(w => window[w].game).forEach(game => {
//game commands go here
config.lives && lives(game);
game.players.filter(pInfo => pInfo.name === name).map(pInfo => game.getPlayer(pInfo.id)).forEach(player => {
//player commands go here
config.start && star(player);
config.hover && hover(player);
config.god && god(player);
});
});
};
const lives = (game) => {
if (game.lives === 0) {
game.lives = 1;
}
};
const god = (player) => player.damageTimer = 9999;
const hover = (player) => player.fallSpeed = 0;
const star = (player) => {
if (config.star && player.starTimer setInterval(() => {
window.location.href.match(/http\:\/\/infernoplus.com\/royale\/\#main/) && playNowClicker();
window.location.href.match(/http\:\/\/infernoplus.com\/royale\/\#name/) && goClicker();
window.location.href.match(/http\:\/\/infernoplus.com\/royale\/\#game/) && cheater();
}, 1000);
const li = loop();
})();
>he's not a pipebro
Explain yourself, faggot
It desyncs if you just go flower anytime, maybe if you do it in order? or only when one has spawned too
>going slow
WHY AM I LAGGING SO MUCH ALL OF THE SUDDEN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
this sounds cool though
I'm afraid to say that caused a desync for me lad. Whether it's the damage thing or the use of the arrows for flying (or W for big jumping), I don't know. Also I did give myself some lives but I'm pretty sure I've done that before without a desync.
I personally have a method which DOESN'T cause a desync. Not sure if I should post it because the dev will probably just patch it like he's patched all the other hacks we've had. It works though, seen here:
how would you even input this even if just for the sake of 1 time science? O.o
do powerups or hidden blocks exist outside the normal placement in the regular game?
Cringe.
>tfw starniggering and still winning
I did get two or three kills by fucking up a speed strat and running into a star while following the normal fast route and catching up to someone, but that was before the killcount got put in so it doesn't show here.
i'm gonna use the play now clicker, thanks. the cheats can fuck off though, they're only useful if you're dead inside and don't feel any excitement for winning without them.
This one's gay, doesn't do shit. Here's a cooler one
plname = "niggers";
plpid = _0x33aa4d.game.players.filter(item => item.name == plname)[0]["id"];
function isNamepl(element){return element["name"].toLowerCase() == plname.toLowerCase();}
window.addEventListener("keydown", function (event) {
if (event.defaultPrevented) {
return; // Do nothing if the event was already processed
}
idx = _0x33aa4d.game.players.findIndex(isNamepl);
gtplyr = _0x33aa4d.game.getPlayer(idx);
gtplyr["fallSpeed"] = 0;
switch (event.key) {
case "ArrowDown":
gtplyr["pos"]["y"] += -2;
break;
case "ArrowUp":
gtplyr["pos"]["y"] += 2;
break;
case "ArrowLeft":
gtplyr["pos"]["x"] += -2;
gtplyr["pos"]["y"] += 1;
break;
case "ArrowRight":
gtplyr["pos"]["x"] += 2;
gtplyr["pos"]["y"] += 1;
break;
case "w":
gtplyr["jumping"] = 1;
break;
case "x":
gtplyr["damageTimer"] = 9999;
break;
case "t":
gtplyr["level"] = 3;
gtplyr["pos"]["x"] = 150;
default:
return;
}
>Girl Gamer
Really nigger...
RIP Tails x Klonoa, I took your memory to the finish
>both me and dude grab star at same time
>I hit a wall on stairs
>his star lasts 1 or 2 frames longer
>he knocks me out after my star dies
>i'm gonna use the play now clicker, thanks.
(:
>the cheats can fuck off though, they're only useful if you're dead inside
Yes, thanks, that's why I wrote them.
>big starnigger culling the herd on 1-2
Based af desu
He will live on. In all of us
Does it desync for activating flower? I guess I wouldn't be surprised since it does the same thing for star power.
I'm guessing what's going on is that normally you would grab an object, and getting the object is what triggers the special functionality. He might have put the star() method and power variable as red herrings, to deter us cheaters. Notice how the star() method, if used, doesn't kill any other players, only enemies.
Anyway I've got a method for cheating which thankfully doesn't cause a desync, which is nice. I might try and obfuscate the hell out of it so I can post it without the dev realising what his problem is, because if does, he'll just patch it like he's patched all the other hacks we've had.
Just a reminder that Bowser should throw hammers in World 6.
Fuck these 3 untouchable coins
get fucked starmen
where would you even paste this gibberish if you even wanted to?
>I might try and obfuscate the hell out of it so I can post it without the dev realising what his problem is
Please do that
Tell me the fast strat for 6-2, I know that you can go up top instead of through the pipe and get to the star faster by about a second, but I haven't figured out how to do it that quickly yet
this doesn't work
man you guys need to learn to relax and go casual fast
>get killed by starman
>GAME OVER screen, but starman music still plays
new tampermonkey script
That music definitely changed in context with this game.
ignore star, either wait for flower at the beginning or rush to the second teleport pipe and gogogo, you can make up loads of time on 6-3 cause people are 2scared to fast it
>Press F12
>Go to console
>Paste it
>???
>Profit!
Don't forget to call yourself "niggers".
W: Multijump (Hold it and it will jump many times in the air)
Arrow Keys: Fly
X: God Mode (No desync! Use everytime you get to a new level.)
T: Teleport to end (Desync)
Also, only use it to fuck around and confuse people, it's not much fun otherwise
>I might try and obfuscate the hell out of it
Will do it too
You must paste it after lobby, put the name and so on. Might do a simpler interface one later
how do i make this game not run like shit
>Small Marios
>Bigbros
>Firebros
>Starniggers
>Cheatfags
>NPC's
did I miss anyone?
I fucking love being SNOY
you forgot the cunnychads
>Might do a simpler interface one later
Please do, also I got two suggestions:
1. Can you make an infinite starman cheat?
2. Is it possible to make a level select cheat or is that impossible? I only really want to play 1-1 T B H
Dick Ass Poisoners is a new addition.
A shame it's not considered a kill.
WHY THE FUCK is it so laggy
Also why doesn't my kill count go up, neither by star nor koopa shells
Perfect.
>player NiggleMeThis grabs starman, turns around and starts mowing down Marios
You die by something unrelated
>hear star music pass by you
Remember that guy who almost killed you as starnigger when you were fire? Up in the clouds? That was me. Good race!
No, someone did it without a flower, I saw him when I went through the pipe and he was about a second ahead of me when I left the pipe, when he was only barely ahead when I entered.
>What accounts for only 13% of marios but 50% of kills?
Kills are important, user.
Also I was told Coins are useless but I got 10 and got an extra life, is that a recent thing?
Shellfags
How many streamers has Yea Forums fucked over?
Im sorry Yea Forumsro.
Sorry man but I need to get my kill number up
I HATE HAMMERBROS!!!!
probably all of them, and most unintentionally
Can you get a superbounce off someone hitting a block underneath you?
>JIBUN WOOOOOO
I'm sorry it has to be this way.
FUCK Dr.Pavel for stealing my shroom
>FUCK MY CUNNY
>world 5
>20 marios die to the first koopa
>the rest die in 5-2
>take it easy from there and win
World 6 is surprisingly manageable.
>some fuck leaves a starman behind
It's my favourite one
just gives me this error
Everyone keeps fucking dying in lost 1-2. From there it's usually a breeze.
Hey guys "Bane?" here, what is the general consensus of me?
who?
Who
Anyone else get fucked trying to bumrush 6-2 every time?
Hi "bane?". Nice cheat. It doesn't seem to desync, but you just pop to the right every couple of frames.
it's very laggy now
A big guy?
ANOTHER WIN FOR CUNNY!
who?
the game is fucking unplayable now with perma 5FPS. it was fine 4 hours ago
what have you done infernofag
How the fuck does this manage to fucking lag, seriously? You've got 2/3rds of the players literally just standing at the beginning of some levels waiting for people to clear out so the lag is manageable. This shit is unplayable.
Works on my machine
lost-1 sole survivor, feels good
I never even played it in the past
>1-1
>like 10 nigs get the star
blame cheatniggers
>start world 5 with no Yea Forumschads
>steamroll it
like clockwork
activate hardware acceleration
Shitty "obfuscated" (i.e. terribly written) javascript. I'm waiting for someone to reverse the protocol and build a non-shit desktop client.
Get fucking dabbed on Luigi.
how are they to blame?
>Tfw you and another Yea Forumsbro both get the star and start mowing down lil Marios
have 0 lag, do you play on a 10 year old laptop?
goddamn starnigger
>I GOT THE STAR!
>Lost-3
>Only like 6 people left
>All alone and see a mushroom block
>Big Mario comes up from behind and jumps on top of the block
>Stands there knowing I want the mushroom
>I reluctantly hit it and he takes the mushroom
>Quickly move forward to parakoopa with the Big Mario right behind me
>Stall for a second and then jump right onto the parakoopa right before the Big Mario does
>He falls to his death
>End up getting first place with only 1 other survivor
>that feel when you stop on something slightly and you know you'll die if you keep going because of it
Not him, and I play on a 2018 laptop (ryzen 5 2500U), and it lags pretty bad at the start of some levels for me as well.
Nice.
I waited on Plus-4 for any fellow cunnybro but they all died.
A fucking no-name literally-who got 2nd place instead.
Already notified Nintendo about it.
Hope they do something quick and shut it down immediately.
You guys should just wait for the official Nintendo version instead.
FUCKING STARNIGGERS!
based
I just got my star and decided instantly to throw the game just to slaughter a few fuckers. I completely understand the bloodlust now.
>20 players left after 10 seconds in lost 1-1
Nice try jojofags
yes good goy
damn!
The AIDShrooms cull 25% of the population alone.
I just want to be on the podium with Yea Forums...
The death screen and resetting title screen seem too slow now that I've played it more than 5 times. Anyone else think they should disable so the player can hop right back into a game?
>start game
>lags like usual but then starts to freeze
>clean cache
>game still lags for over 10 whole seconds
fuck this update
I dunno why braindeads always jump up there
I hit the block every time just to fuck with them.
>once again boring as fuck world 6
ill try to make it there again cunny bro!
I guess it's something
press f5, it's actually faster
There's like 1000+ players now, a large portion of people in every game literally don't know about them first time there.
I pretty much rush to activate it every game to see the magic happen, too bad it doesn't get counted as a kill.
I use that time to check the thread
>Yea Forums used to be good at vidya
>be the only one to win even tho im in a match full of Yea Forumschads
explain yourself
>tfw make the playercount drop by half all by myself
based spoonfeeder, cheers mate
also a good option
so 10 coins equals a 1up, and it's a worthwhile risk to hit a block to get a coin despite the chance it be a powerup someone else could nab?
>based
Luigichads
Cunny bros
other Yea Forumsros
coin bros
fire marios
big marios
>boo
Shell niggers
blanks
>scum
Star niggers
Cheat niggers
Is there anything i can do to lower the lag at the start? I find myself waiting a few seconds for everyone to run ahead before i start. Is it my internet or hardware?
>always choke on 6-4 despite being in the lead and getting the fire flower
AAAAHHHHH
FIRST VICTORY ON 1-4!
>tfw cheating
feels good
t-that's my username i-imposter-kun
>hating on natural selection
The weak shall perish, user
>that first koopa at 5-1
>starnigger tries to kill you
>he falls into a pit
>cheating on a browser mario battle royale
lol no speed is everything
>laugh at a dude trying to shorthop over a pipe
>get fucked hitting a plant that comes out of said pipe as I fly over
>one in three Yea Forums users cannot beat the first level in super mario brothers
care to explain yourselves?
>get 6-1
>always start lagging
ahh bros...
Is there any better feeling then camping a vine as a star nigger and getting like 20 kills?
that mushroom was mine you fucking nigger
newfag here, what does the numbers mean?
The subtle differences in physics between this game and SMB makes me think that those very familiar with SMB are actually at a disadvantage
Like why doesn't mario maintain horizontal momentum when I let go of the dpad? why can I only stomp baddies by falling directly on top of them? gonna have to relearn everything
i played one round of this and i have to say, its probably because the lag is absurdly bad.
Lmao mr starman ur gey
t. Bane?
This is the only way to explain mario party and mario kart.
imagine being THIS newfag, reddit isn't down anymore bro
>get 10 coins
>no 1up
Have I been had?
>Like why doesn't mario maintain horizontal momentum when I let go of the dpad?
that was the very first thing i noticed playing it
You need 30 dumbass
user was retarded, it's 30 coins.
mario taking a shit
It's 30, m8.
You've been played like a damn fiddle.
This picture got funnier after the 20th time it was posted without any replies.
how do I become a starnigger?
Become a cheatchat like me instead
pastebin.com
Type in console
>first 30 seconds of any run besides 1-1 are unbearably laggy
>not more than 10 people ever survive past stage 1
AHEM fuck half the dex
>1570 people online in super mario bros
Imagine how many AAA games right now have less active players than super mario bros in current year
When, long ago, inferbro created 1-2
In Shigeru's fair image Mario was shaped anew.
The beasts for lesser parts were next designed;
Yet were they too remote from plumberkind.
To fill the gap, and join the rest to Man,
Th'Nintendian host conceiv'd a clever plan.
A beast they wrought, in semi-plumber figure,
Filled it with vice, and called the thing starnigger.
>the invisible block with a 1-up on 6-3
I've been playing the game as long as I could walk or talk and I consistently win.
I just beat the game and now the screen is stuck on the victory screen after bowser. What now?
FUCK YOU GO MAKE A GOOD GAME
_0x33aa4d.game.getPlayer().star();
This is the easiest battle royale game of all time to become number one.
>Have horrible internet connection
>Dad is streaming 3000 hours of mexican soap operas
>No lag at all.
f5
>tfw Stage Lost 1-1
One guy was waiting up by it and I went under to bump it.
Then it went towards him and I bumped the block under the 1up so it changed direction and went toward me.
Felt good.
So wait, is there nothing past the warp zone?
>Join lobby
>See no Yea Forums names
>Immediately F5
The chad Yea Forumsirgin.
>die to the very first koopa in 5-1
at least im not the only retard,i saw you die too, Yea Forumsro
>Lost 1-1
Oh fuck yes.
bros.... I was "jannie are you ok?!"
good to see a 3 Yea Forumsirgin win
Lost is easy, just stay back while everyone dies to the traps.
Plus is fucking hell and I have no idea how it's supposed winnable if you don't get on top of the bricks at the start of level 2. The first level is filter kino though.
dead mario storage
Yeah since there's mostly pve in this game, which kills off loads of players.
In most other royales there's only other players to worry about.
I'm just trying to get the tightest timing on my jumps
>cant even beat redditfags on 1-1
its over for me bros
PURISU ANDASUTANDU user
that feel when my cheat still works
oh well maybe I'll deobfuscate the star code one day
>tfw 20 kills and get first place
>switch to chrome
>all lag magically gone
Really hope this gets fixed.
>Get star
>Cannot kill anyone
WHY THE FUCK IS THIS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
first post of 7 replying makes my name
It's lonely at the top...
>only 12
Pathetic.
>do a perfect 1-1 start, be ahead of everyone
>stand on the star block
Infringio
IT'S DOWN
its dead
NEW UPDATE?
Faggot
>site is down
NINTENDO NO
>ITS DOWN
ITS DOWN
>ITS DOWN
ITS DOWN
SERVER KILL
NINTENDO HIRE THIS MAN!
oh god oh fuck oh god oh fuck oh god oh fuck oh god oh fuck oh god oh fuck oh god oh fuck oh god oh fuck
>clear plus-2 ez pz
>cheap cheap bonks me right before a jump on 3 and makes me fall in the water
UPDATE
F
ANDREI ULMEYDA
PANIC
>another fucking update
JUST GO BACK TO VERSION 1 YOU FUCKING TROGLODITE, WHO CARES ABOUT THE CHEATERS
FUCK YOU INFERNO I WAS ABOUT TO WIN
>tfw again the only mario to make it to the end
seriously Yea Forumsros, why are you so bad at bing bing wahoo?
>leading on plus-3
>connection interrupted
PANIC
PANIC
PANIC
PANIC
PANIC
OH NO
back up
>get to castle
>die halfway through
WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN EVERY TIME AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
zelda's penis
IT'S BACK
thank you for holding the door cunny connoisseur
I don't know what it is but the first Mario Bros has a tendency to always catch you off guard even though the controls are perfect.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
GUYS HELP FUCK I WANNA KNOW I WANNA KILL PEOPLE WITH THE STAR WHY DONT IT WORK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
/0 kills/ friends WW@?
GAME IS NOT LAGGING ANYMORE
BASED INFERNO
ITS DOWN
>tfw you another cunnychad are the only two to win
Does anyone else know this feel?
>2-3
Based cunnybro got 1st place.
I hope you liked the star I gave you on 6-2.
*dabs on you*
anything worse than the start of 3-1
i always die
John
It'sfuckingnothing.png
game doesn't lag as hard anymore, based
GUYS HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP
Dumb starlet
>saw 3 Yea Forumstards die there yesterday
Sure feels good to be the best.
The first goomba after the stairs always kills me, have to stop and wait for others to kill all three
winrar
Tight controls can actually be detrimental to player control compared to having a tiny bit of slack in movement. You often second guess yourself and hesistate more than if you're slightly floaty, which is entirely mentality.
It's one of those weird user perception things.
thanks for 9 kills in 1 round
There should be some reward for winning. Even dying is more of a reward since you don't need to refresh the site.
what does "cunny" even mean?
FUCK YOU CUNNY CRUSADER YOU STARNIGGER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
literally how
Go back
nigger inferno I have 1 fps on furryfox now
>if you win enough times, you get to change over to Luigi, Wario, Waluigi, some faggot toads or customize your colours
Racist bros, we won
clips.twitch.tv
crimge
Well at least your self-aware
unlockable costumes
Is there a more free win that world 5? Everyone else just dies, you can play as carefully as you want
Yea Forums is bad at videogames
It's apparently what american children call the vagina.
cute and funny
GUYS I CANT KILL PEOPLE WITH THE STAR WHY IS THIS FUCKING HALP
I got 20 kills that game and also won
I'll take it
VER 1.2.4 IS SHIT!
You fucking little cunt
I which worlds are stars?
Came across that guy too, he died pathetically lmao
t. bane?
>started off playing with arrow key
>right key keep getting stuck after holding for a while
>moved to wasd
>d key start acting up after a while
>rinse and repeat until the whole keyboard is fucked
dumb cheatfag
>World 8 added
gay baby jail
lol
feels lonely on the top of the world.
GUYS PLS
>GUYS PLS
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>GUYS PLS
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>GUYS PLS
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>GUYS PLS
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>GUYS PLS
GUYS PLS
>GUYS PLS
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>GUYS PLS
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>GUYS PLS
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>GUYS PLS
GUYS PLS
>GUYS PLS
GUYS PLS
>GUYS PLS
GUYS PLS
>GUYS PLS
>That vague sense of unease when (((they))) are following you around
But I appreciated it user
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
SERIOUSLY?
Thats me
Deaths in the first 20s or so don't even count in this
There is too much chaos and trolling
Why do so many people die to the first koopa in 5-1, literally half the lobby dead every time
no :3
lmao owned
that first red shell on lost-1 is brutal. Send it back down to the left and it rapes
Uhh guys, do I have to seppuku here?
>1-2 is different
I've got the same thing
I hope this ain't an IP ban, testing now
I don't like the Lost. The level design is legit garbage in the later half. It feels literally like a rom hack.
b-speed and duck, you'll bounce trough
CROUCH YOU FUCKHEAD
you can crouch
>lost-1
>field of koopas
>jump to keep myself off the ground
>~5 shells sweep every grounded loser up
>that one Yea Forumsirgin who aces level 1 but drops his spaghetti at the very start of level 2
You can slide under, I just did that
You need to seppuku irl
I tried crouching myself as big Mario, it didnt work
Because that nigger is invisible until you're a few pixels away from it for some reason.
that's 99% of the Yea Forumsirgins in my game
I only got a double Yea Forumsirgin podium twice, never a full one
you were warned
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GUYS I CANT KILL PEOPLE WITH THE STAR WHY IS THIS FUCKING HALP
Gay bara doom demons who's with me?
git gud
git gud retard
its an ip-ban
Why is my Xbox 360 controller not recognized?
>5-1
>watch the player count
>drops by 20 in the first 2 seconds
it was neck and neck at the end, gg mate.
Where is the PLUS world from?
>Starniggers on suicide watch
Based devbro!
FOR FUCKS SAKE WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING EVERYONE ELSE CAN KILL WITH THE STAR WHY CANT I I WANT A FUCKING EXPLANATION FUCK
>Gay Doom Demon
>Not Gay Cyberdemon
>Not Gay Imp
>Not Gay Cacodemon
>Not Gay Mancubus
>Not Gay Baron of Hell
>Not Gay Hell Knight
>Not Gay any specific Doom demon
Try harder, faggot.
your most clutch moment?
>jumped into a pit in the hill stage with the bullet bills and tried to bounce off a flying koopa but missed, then jumped on a goomba that fell off the cliff and bounced from him to the koopa and survived
gg bruh
based
>CHEATERS BTFO ONCE AGAIN
BASED DEV
what's the highest number of anons you've seen make it past X-1? there never seem to be more than 20-25
WHY
CANT
I
FUCKING
KILL
PEOPLE
WITH
THE
STAR
WHY
btfo'd
dev is based
Definitely this. Must have been pixels/frames away from death.
if they have gray names above them at the end they're in the squad right?
Sorry for dying at Bowser Tiggernits.
>Running along in 6-3, make a jump
>Feel like I'm not gonna make it
>Some other Mario is running closely behind
>He jumps and hits an invisible block
>I land right on it, getting a 1-up while he plunges to his death
>Continue on to get 1st place
You really gotta wonder what he was thinking.
You're right it is. I tried a different IP and the ban isn't there.
Maybe the cunt of a developer should have made his little app better and then we wouldn't have hacked it to shit?
Cry more bitchboy
there were 40 on 6-3 in one of mine
I WANT TO SNIFF HER SOFT WARM BALD SLIT AAAHHH
ayy, a fellow reisen fan
>tfw a koopa's nose touches you the wrong way
explain
I HAVENT EVEN USED THE FUCKING STAR YET I WANNA TRY IT WHY CANT I USE IT
Serves you right for cheating, faggot.
>be big mario
>taking it nice and slow in the beginning
>break all blocks
>find a star
>run along
>see another mario
>tiny mario
>but he's in the squad
>I stop to make sure he knows I'm a fren
>he starts racing ahead and makes risky jumps and dies to a pipe plant
You did your best cunnybro
Has starman killing been removed or something?
>waah I'm cheating I should be in the right why am I banned
cope
Disgusting picture.
Serves him right for getting absolutely fucking bootyblasted because we tore his piece of shit to shreds.
>someone makes a fun game for free
>hack it and call him a cunt
nothing you say justifies what you do atleast be honest and just admit you're a nigger
jesus christ stop making posts about this
delete cache of something
yes
>use an extra life
>still get 2nd place
woo
>getting butthurt because cheatchads tore your shitty little game a new arsehole
COPE
>fuckhead stomps on the goomba you were after causing you to die to the next one
>Being this mad at not being able to cheat
summer
BRING BACK STARMAN INFERNO YOU FAGGOT
wait I can't do it either
how else do you get kills in this game?
Where my starchads at? You better have at least a 1:10 win/kill ratio
>finally finish
>come in 4th
NOOOOOOOOOO
cheating is a feature that enables more forms of play.
I called this shit yesterday. Not so smug, are you now niggers?
you're a bro but I have been enough team killed and teamkilled that I would run like hell too
somehow like 5 people got star at once, was a holocautst
And now you can't. Cry moar.
Let me play as Luigi please.
Starchadding is dead, user. Killing people with the star has been removed
this thread is not nice anymore :(
>5-4
>1 player left
>got the flower
>take it easy
>killed by Bowser for the first time ever
I GOT SO FAR
if they run into me it's their fault
good stuff mein nigger, you did it.
come up with a new meme
>cheaters turn out to be literal mental toddlers
who's have thunk
I literally just killed 15 people in my last game
>grab the mushroom on 6-3
>phase through the platform and die
what de fug
thank you ;_;
Knock it off with the perverted names.
Why?
Its not a meme. I never used cheating to win. I used it to remove obstacles for others, up until you got desynced with cheats.
Yeah didn't the dev post here saying he was gonna add skins? I was thinking maybe 50 wins for Luigi and 100 for Toad or something like that.
>he doesnt start the match with right+run held
pacifists ww@?
>don't get the star
>f5
Careful if you add Chad's thing to this script; it got me IP banned.
I won't be fixin' or testin' no mo'.
it freezes you in place but the platform continues to go up
not sure if that happens in SMB too
>made it with a Yea Forumsro
how do I reset my stats? Is it a cookie?
"No!"
WELL WHY THE FUCK CAN'T I THEN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>30 wins
>624 kills
I'm trying
>prefer just going fast
>grab the star when it's convenient anyways
>kick a shell towards someone
>they jump over it and it bounces off the pipe next to them
>comes back towards me and kills me
its gone now
>People waiting for a star on a block
>Donate the star to them
>One of them fucking chase me down
>Barely manage to get away
go fuck yourself
starkilling others is gone now
thats what you get shellnigger
live by the shell, die by the shell
too laggy
>never play plus-2
>get to the top after the platform bit
>stage ends right there
>have to go back just to finish
this is a short level, wtf
are you kazooiecloaca?
>Dying to 1-1 Boswer
>game started too quickly so I didn't have enough time in the lobby to unlock luigi
no fellow Yea Forumsros here either
just infingio something who died on the first stage
>two extra lives
>last player alive
>die to bowser three times
it hurts bros
>tfw havent even seen 1-1 bowser
>1-1 Bowser
Really? I never used the star to kill others on purpose so whatever
I'm only at 3-0.
His back killed me
>start game
>game turns into slideshow and I die
RRRRAAAAAAAAAGHHH GIVE ME FUCKING PRIVATE ROOMS I'M TIRED OF PLAYING WITH PABLO AND HIS TACO INTERNET
>killing people with stars is gone now
What the fuck? Why Inferno?
why are you pushing this gag
yeah
post source
it still works nigger
>had this problem at first
>would have agreed with you an hour ago
>haven't had a problem since
>now inclined to lay back and laugh
im sorry, hope it fixes itself for you like it did me
Play on chrome.
based
But I just got killed by a starnigger
It's ok bro, it happens to the best of us.
you haven't refreshed your cache yet
>hahah im a chad look at me being a starnigger XD
>ok cheats banned
>YO what the fuck is this bullshit i can't do anything
>f..fuck him his game is s...shit i'll just keep playing it to show him!
hackers always acting like the niggers they are keep crying qt
How do you get luigi?
fuck he was like a few frames ahead of me
well the game lags like shit because of (not working) anticheat now.
>pass PLUS - 3 without touching the bridge
FUCK Yea Forums, WHY DIDN'T I RECORD THAT
buy the dlc
Has the word nigger appeared on any streamcuck's channel yet?
clear lost world and you will unlock him on the main menu
many times
yes, i do know that feel fellow cunnychad
get fucked
is it true that he added a bit coin miner?
just donate to his patreon you cheap fucks
You do it in the lobby, but there's very rarely enough time since you need to make 3 loops in the pipes.
Cheating is a feature of every game that unlocks more modes of play and embiggens the experience
When you learn to do your own research, nigger
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>mfw i forgot i had an extra live and already F5'd
>run under the hammer
>hammer bro's nose hits me in the foot the wrong way
>die
Keep telling yourself that. Now it's gone.
Pass.
the site doesn't seem to use GPU at all so no
also >crypto mining in current year
Is getting banned also a feature of cheating
based and reasonpilled
>wait for someone at the start of the level so we can race
>he slows down to hit a block and get a mushroom
ain't nobody got time for that!
damn. now i want to try that for the hell of it.
>he's a Yea Forumsbro
nice
>Talking like a nigger
fuck off
there will come more ways of cheating, and it will always be a feature.
if it embiggens the different ways of playing - which it does not. maybe if he added that cheaters all ended up in the jail perhaps.
i played as "NIGGERKEKFAGGOT6" on ryuakbar's squad but i don't think his stream caught it
>gone
>mfw am still cheating
>banned
>mfw new IP lease
You don't understand! Cheating is the most intellectual form of gaming.
why i can't kill anyone with a green shell but can get killed by a green shell?
THE SUPERIOR FUTA COCK PREVAILS
Sure go ahead and cheat if you feel you enjoy it but at least be self-conscious enough to realize that in a game like this your cheating is gonna fuck over others' experience, which makes you a nigger. There is no justification or moral highground for it.
How will cheatfag ever recover?
I did it for you
>sharing the podium with a Yea Forumsro
feels good
>it's another episode of nobody but you makes it
so this game actually make better at bing bing wahoo?
I never used cheating to win. I used cheating to remove (before desync) stars and turtles and plants for weaker players so they had a shot.
I was playing as a guardian angel. That is another added form of play that was not intended by the developer but that embiggens the experience.
Dev here, stars were not changed in this update you guys are just bad.
Screenshot of SDK for proof.
>get to lost 1-2
>10 players remaining
I'm proud of you, John.
based dev
>that turtle shell in Lost-4
I did it brehs
I FUCKING DIED TO BOWSER
fuck, guess Im a fag now
>filename
nice
3-1 is absolute speedrun kino, there's a route that lets you run at top speed all of the time and finish like 10 seconds ahead of everyone else. Some of the jumps are pretty tight though.
Cunnychads, unite.
>not using superior all night nippon super mario bros. sprites
get to work fatnig
>cheating
>announcing it on Yea Forums with nick
>while the dev also browses Yea Forums
The game is too young to have proper cheat detection. It's fine as long as nobody calls you out, or you reveal yourself :^)
Bowser throwing hammers in 6 when?
No one asked for a guardian angel and by doing that you take my fun by taking away the challenge and disallow me to git gud. Just stop nigger.
>Clear Cache
>Refresh page
>Still killed by starfags
brink hacking back please it's not fair to us anons who aren't brainlets
please make nsmb levels in the smb tileset
why are feet bros so based?
Luigi and world 8 when?
pls fix mob hitboxes
also is star collection serverside? I often get killed even though it seemed that I was the first one to touch it.
No one asked for the game at all, if you follow that logic. Games like these tend to evolve. You just have to git even more gud when there are guardian angels around.
you got trolled newfag
Mario Maker skins when?
Let's be fair here. If there had been a warning saying "if you cheat I'll ban you", I would have said fine, I won't cheat. That's fair.
But to ban people without warning makes me think "maybe I should report this fucker to Nintendo?"
I know others have said they reported him, but whether they actually did is another question. Should I report him, lads?
I finally won a game lads!
Can I press a key instead of clicking "GO" with the mouse?
Star collection is client-side. So is dying btw.
>He didn't TELL ME that hacking was against the rules!
Maybe you shouldn't be such a little bitch, user.
Stupid nigger.
It's lonely at the top.
Can you PLEASE add a timer so i can know how FAST am i?
>he doesn't use the secret pipes on 6-2 to skip like half the level
Do you actually have autism?
oh wow coins do give you a one up. nice~!
Making the game does not take fun from others but cheating/breaking the rules of the game does. You are no angel, just a deluded nigger.
the state of cheatniggers
Okay, I cheat, but you're an insufferable faggot. Of course the game host reserves the right to remove you from the game if he so wants to. Literally every ToS mentions it, which makes it pretty common sense.
dude it's a game that will probably get C&D soon stop being a bitch. Just play the game vanilla like everyone else and enjoy for what it is.
>Cheat like a faggot
>Get rightfully banned
>"woW rOoD i'Ll rePorT Him TO niNtenDo"
new bread
I played as a guardian angel and made people that say "git gud" mad. that was fun for me and fun for the players that were not good when people tried to kill them all of by speedrunning to the star.
can you reduce the start timer to 10 seconds?
man, this is giving me flashbacks to the fifth grade
There is not a single multi-player game that doesn't ban cheaters you fucking retard. is your age single digits?
>first stage see Yea Forumsro waiting on star block
>about to move forward but turn back to give it to him
>next stage see Yea Forumsro, I think it's the same one
>he gets me a mushroom
>travel together
>he falls to his death before bowsers castle
rip cirno feet
>finally get to the end and win
>no other anons make it through to see
AAAAAAAAA
>sharktits
i haven't seen that in ages
NEW THREAD WHERE?
>he doesn't get the star on 6-2 and kill everyone who exits the warp
>being assmad enough to report the dev to nintendo
you cheatfags make me sick. KYS.
>But to ban people without warning makes me think "maybe I should report this fucker to Nintendo?"
lmao
>"woooooooooooooooooooooow why did the dev ban me for cheating"
based cheatertard.
Obsessed.