You come home and see him fucking your wife
What you do
You come home and see him fucking your wife
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YO TEME
Kiryu would never do that.
DA ME DA NE
It must be fake Kiryu, the real Kiryu would never have sex with a woman.
NANDOZA?!
I remind him that he got cucked by his amnesiac waifu and that he literally spent his life taking care of his wife's daughter
OOOOY
KYODAI
Be shocked since Im not white and am not used to my wife sleeping with another man tradition
Kiryu is a good boy tho. Also, he pretty much cucks himself on a daily basis.
that would be impossible, Kiryu is and will always be a virgin
Sora wo koete, I CAN FEEL THE SOUND OF YOUR BREATH
I wait for my wife to take off her wig and put on her SNAKE SKIN JACKET
ask him why he isn't fucking me
But she won't feel Kiryu's dick
join in on the fun
>Kiryu starts fucking you
I would be shocked to know that i have a wife out of nowhere and then i would be probably sad
Kiryu is pure and also never have his way with a married woman
'his way' is to never fuck women, so technically, he did.
This
Simple
Why was Yakuza 5 so fucking long?
>Kiryu willingly having sex with a woman
Kiryu is a virgin like us.
Was he actually cosplaying as Kiryu? This was too on the nose, even by Jew standards.
Yes he was.
Wait a minute thats not my wife
>Sumimasen Kiryu san, Ganbare!
>Close the door gently and go downstairs
>Prepare a hot pot of coffee and wet towls
>take them upstairs when things quiet down
>hope Kiryu don't beat my ass for being baka gaijin.
>pray majima dosn't turn up for dp action
I'd inform Kiryu his imposter is at it again.
based
It being long wouldn't be an issue if the majority of new content wasn't incredibly boring. Would rather have more taxi cab missions those were great.
Kiryu has only ever been raped. He's never actually had sex with a woman consensually. It's cannon. Play Yakuza 0 phone missions then any other Yakuza game.
>Kiryu
>Fucking with someone
You clearly haven't played the games.
Let him have her he probably deserves her more.
DA ME YO
Virgin Kiryu is a meme perpetuated by twitter SJWs that claim to love Yakuza but don't actually play the games. Pretty much every game in the series has multiple substories that end in Kiryu getting laid. Also he jacks off to the porn videos.
Pretty sure he got some at the end of 2 but there is this source of the producer calming he is
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substories aren't canon
>Implying Kiryu cares about thots
Smh desu senpai
>What you do
probably get my ass handed to me and learn a valuable lesson along the way
I love Sayama!
Its deeply implied him and karou had a short intimate relationship between yakuza 2 and 3, they pretty much only have them break up so he could still bang hostesses in sub stories
KIRYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Name one substory that, without any doubt or ambiguity, ends with Kiryu getting consensually laid with a woman.
I want to fug her
I would be upset but not at Kiryu, because he would never do such a thing. This man is surely an impostor.
Kiryu is a virgin who has twice taken it upon himself to raise other men's children.
This is a fact.
Retards get mad about this because they don't understand that japs think this kind of selflessness is manly. They have a different idea of the ultimate alpha. The ultimate alpha in japan is wanted by women but he denies them his seed. He is a double cuck canonically but idiots here can only think in memes so they automatically think this is a bad thing or try tell themselves that somehow this is not true.
I'd let him do me
GENUFLECT