How do I get a cute girlfriend who likes vidya?

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just be yourself

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They're indoors and don't shower

Join communities for games girls play and get to know them there. I met my gf through /ink/, even.

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Don't.
Get a normal gf.

Either find an apparent needle in a haystack like
Or just say 'fuck it' like I have

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They exists but most are taken, at least where I live

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Make sure they're not fraud af GURL GAMERS. With one girl she killed herself as bayonetta three times in a row on Smash when we were 2v2ing online. I miss my ex that talked shit whenever we died on Monster Hunter, was actually good at CoD, and had more gear than me in Destiny, that will probably be the only relationship I truly enjoyed.

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Don't do it man, go for the christian girl instead. Relationships based around common interests are a meme, go for integrity and character instead

no.

How do I get a girlfriend who'll be okay with my extensive collection of bishoujo figures?

>be myself
>no one cares at first
>girls who get to know me say I’d be good bf material but they are all in committed relationships

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>christian girl
but religion is for faggots

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...

What does a shitty social media site have to do with religion?

>I met my gf through /ink/
Story? Was this during the first or second game?

This. Shared interests are a nice bonus but character and long term compatibility are far more important. In 30 years it won't matter that you like to play whatever video game now.

Your local benis snippity snap clinic.

Just do what my fat sperg friend does and meet girls through FetLife. Seems to work well for him

>go for the christian girl instead
What's the point? I thought they'd never want to do anything remotely related to sex.

Girls don´t tell you that you would be a good bf if they want you.
It´s the same as saying you are a nice guy.

I think I'm too autistic (in the non-meme sense) to get a gf and will almost certainly die alone.

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You cant because cute women or women in general have no taste whatsoever about things that are not spicy gossip and cosmetics. Its time for you user to become the gf you are looking for

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dilate

Does _soy_milk do a good job at preventing facial hairs and slimming the face?

Actually most religions frown upon faggotry.

this

>tfw been fat for most of my life
>don't even try for an online gf because I never felt I was attractive enough for anyone irl or online
>friend I know is fatter and uglier than I am
>found an online gf on a forum we both browsed
>dude knew her for years and eventually went to her state and fucked her

It's an odd kind of feel.

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That's when you have to realize that you aren't completely screwed when you aren't fit. Women can like men for things other than looks. Men on the other hand, can't do that for women. If a lady doesn't have a decent face and body, it's over.

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Where is this from? Is the V day OVA out?

Oh it's just another PV
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>its over
If that were true then ugly genetics would have been wiped out a long time ago.

That's... that's not how it works.

Take it from me, user, it ain't worth it.

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I love Anne.

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If no men mated with ugly women then natually we should not have any more ugly women. Generally speaking.

>This is what incels actually believe
Have sex. Oh wait! You can't because nobody in their right mind would willingly come within a 50 foot radius of you.

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Work out bro

commit at least 4 hours a day to muscle building get a ripped as fuck body the one that would make Greek gods jealous and then game any girls pussy you like

>ripped as fuck body
>not a nice toned twink body
It's like you want to be gay.

I just want a fat asian cosplay gf to sit on my face.

>fat

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>men cant do that
you are wrong though. Men are actually more okay with ugly women than vice versa.

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You only want a gf for the sole purpose of sex?

Asian fat though, which is like normal for many other races.

doesn't matter when you're strong and powerful man's ass or woman's womb anything will succumb to your will

be a lesbian.

Create a tulpa.
Keep in mind that it requires a lot of patience and endurance, however.

He just told you women mate with ugly men you fucking retard, now get the fuck off my board you're too stupid to fuckin' fit in here.

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i'm thinking about busting a move on a girl at work. she's going to leave forevar for school so i might be able to control the damage if she were to reject me. what do?

I know a cute vidya girl, fell in love with her. Turns out she's a volcel. Is still want to be with her badly. Nothing but pain in my experience. I always believe there's hope though.

Don't bust a move, bust a groove.

Thats why i said generally speaking. There would be far less ugly women in that case.

If you have to ask you've already failed.

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You don't

>likes vidya
>is decent looking and not mentally deranged
>isn't taken

Pick two

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whatever you say, virgin

So the best case scenario is that she likes you but shes leaving forever? Sounds like youre walking into a tragedy man.

you don't.

You have to beat Dark Souls at SL1 without using any bonfires

Well if she likes him then they can meet up elsewhere, if not then she's gone from his life forever so he doesn't have to deal with it as badly.

> seething this hard

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>tfw i just wanted a futaba thread
You had one job OP.

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How do they do it? It can't just be genetics right?

2 people who loves games can't be together. Remember user, same poles repels each other.

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If she liked him he would have known without having to plan a full on anime style love confession. He's fuckin' done.

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Have a Futaba.

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>futaba thread
why make a thread dedicated to one specific character?

because she is vidya
and OP autism is not.

But user, I'm a Serpent and I'm most compatible with another Serpent.

>if she liked him he would have known
Don't tell blatant lies

based

what is genetic mutations?

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t. Mutant

Women are whores and will always throw out signals to men they're interested in, in the event that he picks up on them and fucks her. Do yourself a favor and try fuckin' leaving the house for once.

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Do yourself a fuckin' favor retard, learn to fuckin' conjugate, dumb ass. Fuckin' idiot can't even speak English, you must be fuckin' brain dead.

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But I've never even kissed a girl

His face looks like it's made of silicone, eww.

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Stop looking for people who share your terrible habits.

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More often than not, men don't like physically unattractive women.

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Of course you haven't, women are repulsed by fuckin' driveling retards who can't even speak English. Unless they're fuckin' niggers whose brains are permafried from doing drugs since they were fuckin' 5.

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That's not how it works. You can have 2 beautiful people mate and have an ugly ass kid because the combination of their features don't mesh well together.

>this thing again
These pictures are posted specifically because they show how the goal of MtF transitioning can never be achieved right? it's an irony thing right?

ok user :3

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they are all taken or ruined because they know their supply side power of their holes

Don't let it hit'cha, move
Don't let it hit'cha, move
Don't let it hit'cha, move, move
Don't let it hit'cha, move
Don't let it get'cha groove
Don't let it get'cha groove
Don't let it get'cha groove, groove
Don't let it get'cha groove

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My Gf is both religious and a gamer (:

We played grim dawn, diablo 3, lol, minecraft, etc together.

She's played fallout skyrim etc aswell.

We are both gonna play classic wow when it goes live.

Guess im a lucky guy!

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Eat out their puss puss. You eat out their puss puss they will never leave you.

there are plenty of autistic gamer girls out there hiding in the shadows, they are just generally unattractive, though i cant imagine 90 percent of you are much better? why cant you just settle for an ugly girl? we'll love you....

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First day here?

>tfw had a crush on a Christian girl in HS
>found out she's very lax about her religion and just wants to have fun
>I was this close to getting her, too

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Ugly girls wont ever settle for ugly boys. They will ALWAYS look for a handsome alternative if given the chance.

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I love this shit

Dilate

>go to p'n'p rpg meetup
>cute 6/10 girl is in our group
>not an attention whore unlike most girls which is unusual for girls who play rpg
>acctually knows her shit about rpgs
>never see her again
fuck Yea Forumsros, it was like a year ago and I can't stop thinking about it

So youve never heard of mixed signals?

>You made a grammatical error in a post where you're pretending to sound stupid
Please inhale a revolver.