This is the ideal female body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

>Wanting a larger hurtbox to get targeted easier
Why tho?

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>no slampig gf

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repulsive

You should be inseminating one right now.

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>t.

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>No slampig gf to give you big fat soft hugs every day
>No slampig gf to buy/cook fattening meals for and then rub her belly afterward
>No slampig gf with juicy bulging love handles to hold onto while railing her
>No slampig gf with a soft jelly-belly than jiggles with every step she takes

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>Wanting to be in a relationship with someone who can't take care of themselves
You people disgust me

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Still hot

That's unironically the most skin a western game showed in years

Like a turkey baster.
Because he's a tubby idiot who can't think about anything but his next meal.

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Whether she takes care of herself or not is irrelevant.

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can't wait for the shills

This is the only type of girls that hitting me up on tinder.
The pretty ones just want money or weed

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Those are the only kind of people you'll find on dating apps.

>wanting women to die from heart attacks
BASED

Fucking americans

>Not wanting to spoil, pamper, feed and further fatten up an immobile blob of a woman
How's life in the closet, fag?

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Is this the thread for men of taste?

Take the fat pill user.

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>tfw no chubby gf who works out not to lose weight or gain muscle, but to preserve the amount of chub she has without gaining any more

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The land of delicious, greasy, deep-fried excess!

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Peak performance? She'd be out of breath before she could even move two steps.

Absolutely perfect.
Would marry and pump hard full of babies while squeezing her perfect tummy.

This is okay.

This is not okay.

I assume she's balanced around that.
Plus it's a melee game so it's not as big an issue as it is with shooters.

Second one is perfect, OP is ugly.
You are a gay.

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>She'd be out of breath before she could even move two steps.
Sounds like perfection to me!

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>Hate fat girls
>The only type of girl I ever catch checking me out is the type who'll be dead by 35
>Only girls I get compliments from are fat girls
>The one time in my life a girl tried to chat me up, she was fat
What is this curse.
Why can't I attract skinny women.
Am I ugly and they're desperate, or do I give of some sort of aura that makes it look like I'd fuck a pig.

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I forget the trailer but weren't there not fat women as well? She's just a token character I don't really see why it deserves this much shitposting. The game will be terrible, but it won't be because they included a fat woman. It will be because it's western anarchy reigns (I'm thinking of the right game, right?)

Square's ethics department approves.

Does anybody have pictures of the other characters for comparison?

But i am a weeb that loves fat girls!

I knew this E3 was going to be great when they started with this shit

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Hamplanets are desperate so they're the ones that need to make the first move.

Fucking figures. Low-test faggots have all the luck.

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I'm a thiccfag but the hair and face ruin it for me

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That's why she has the unicycle.