How are you holding up, Yea Forums?

I feel like shit for the first time in about three years. My relationship isn't going well currently, none of my friends are really talking to me, and my coworkers seem to be talking down to me. I'm pretty sure most of that shit is in my head and I'm psyching myself out but I haven't felt this worthless in so long so it's hard to convince myself that it's fake.

Just gonna burn through the backlog and wait for this to blow over.

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>Check tickets on trains, sit and shitpost on Yea Forums on my phone while getting 21 dollars an hour for it

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I'm doing alright, user. Work keeps me really busy, but I'm pretty close to making Assistant Manager at work and making at least an alright paycheck. Sure I don't get to play as much vidya as I used to, but I'll be able to afford a much better living situation and set up a killer battlestation after saving a bit. May be one day I can take me savings and buy a place outright in some flyover state and set up my own gaming store. Keep at it, user. You'll never get out of a shitty situation by bitching and moaning about it, especially in this age where everything is so competitive. Good luck out there, I'll be rooting for you.

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I've been a NEET for about a year now and I just got a job at a warehouse. I've worked in one before and burnt out after a few months. I can tell this is going to end up the same way. The NEET lifestyle makes more sense than wagecucking desu.

I should be a wagie within the next week or two. Wish me luck bros.

Yea, once you start having pancreas or liver issues is when I stopped being like that. It's hard to stop.

I'm at work right now shitposting on Yea Forums, I'd say I'm holding up well.

>tfw finished school but still live off millionaire father who pays all my bills and housing
Honestly, I'm kindof embarrassed by it and try not to bring it up in person.

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Bought hell let loose today, finally some good ww2 shootan after the bf5 joke.
Playing tank crew is great.

>Too dumb to graduate from college program worth a damn and switch to catch all program to say I graduated from something
>Only job in field in area to reply asked if I just forgot to mention experience
>Apply to bottom bitch jobs like call centers and data entry
>Go to mass hiring day for retail chain that has me waiting 3 hours with 50 people for 4 part time positions
>Apply to midnight shift at a fucking gas station
>Still no luck
>7 months since graduation
>No friends or GF either.

If I was in any debt, I'd have offed myself.

>and wait for this to blow over.
You got years of games to spare? It doesn't blow over.

I get paid bretty good myself from work, but I'm 30 soon and still live at home, feels good being debt-free and not having to pay rent

Same here. I always had some kind of social life but everything is falling apart over time. Not many people I can relate to. At least I can pretend.

mate while you arent paying for rent and stuff take some risks for some really good jobs network and stuff, save up your OWN money you are off to such a great start

I do the same but with marijuana

DAMN Chris Chan looks like that?

I haven't left the house in over a year, I'm holding up just fine. Getting cancer was the best thing that's ever happened to me.

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>tfw investing over 50% of my income and on course to retire in my mid-late 30s
>work only 35 hours a week and don't hate my job like most wagies because I didn't choose a shit career path
>have 60+ hours of free time a week because I'm not a moron with time management
>still have tons of money for whatever I want because I am not a moron with money who wastes it on stupid shit
>not depressed because I actually get enough sleep on a consistent schedule, exercise, and eat healthy and natural food instead of processed garbage
LOLing @ both wagies and NEETs

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>NEET lifestyle
Lmao. This "NEET lifestyle" is just another subculture shit for kids and students in their early 20. Like emo was. Most of those NEETs are not even neets but just unsocial students. Being real NEET sucks ass.

When I first started college I was working at a liquor store and I went to get all of us ice cream one day after work and the girl working there slipped me her number. I can't think of cold stone creamery without thinking of glazing that slut with my cream while her parents slept upstairs.

Buy high sell low user...

The kind of shit I get to read here.

If you can afford to be a NEET, why are you accepting jobs? Let someone who needs it to take it.

Don't be embarassed about the money instead think of the possibilities it allows you to explore.

Life is all about discipline and finding balance
Go away /biz/

>wake up around 6am and dazed in bed
>think to myself “I can’t believe I’m in my 20s and I still have to go to high school”
>wait I graduated years ago
>wtf why does this keep happening
>go back to sleep
Anyone else with this feel?

I got laid off about a week ago and I needed the money for school, which is starting in a little over two months. I have yet to take out a loan to pay, and I don't have a good PC to even play CSGO with 145 fps. Pokémon Emerald and the Battle Frontier has been extremely grind heavy. Other than that, I feel great!

fucking based I keep hoping I get some sort of illness or injury that lets me draw disability so I never have to leave my house ever again

I mean wait for my life to finish crumbling so that I can focus on being an isolationist retard.

Knowing I'm going to end up alone isn't what hurts, it's the process of watching and feeling it happen day in and day out. I just want everyone to bite the bullet and cut me off instead of agonizingly treating me worse and worse. It's easier to escape isolation as a product of loneliness than it is to escape isolation as a product of being disliked.

You hate me because you ain't me. I beat cancer and I beat the system. Keep working for the man, serf.
youtube.com/watch?v=8ZuW5YuYxis

I have everything necessary.
Years of video editing and graphics design experience.
Adobe collection.
Microphone.
Software up the wazoo and domain names I nabbed years ago.
But I don't know how to properly introduce my ideas yet. Fuck man.
And don't give me that "start a lets play" shit cause the concept of e-celebs in general gets on my fucking nerves.
Dunno anons. If only there were a proper board to discuss this kind of thing. The Q&A board alone is just stuffed to the brim with trash.

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Being NEET isn't bad at all. You get practically unlimited time to workout, read, go out in nature, and socialize. The only real drawback is the impact to your mental health from the "isolation" aka not being packed into a fucking box with a bunch of other wagies all day.

like fucking shit, and very scared as to where i'll end up in the future
just fucking end me Yea Forumsros i hate everything

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Just get multidrug resistant tuberculosis.

On my day off right now, stayed up all last night playing Endless War 3. Now I am going to pickup my brother from his job interview and get some fastfood to either congradulate or consolodate him. Afterwords we were thinking of hitting up an old buds place to place to play some Perfect Dark with him.

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i'm a wagie, and I get off of work, workout, come home and play vidya for like 4 hours, meal prep, fuck my gf and sleep. If you can't get shit done you need better time management.

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I can't afford to be NEET anymore. Besides if I don't take it it's just going to go to some illegal anyway.

What happened, user?

Got a chronical illness when I was 12, never learned how to deal with it properly, went into full avoidance mode. Smoked weed when I was 19, finally alleviated both the illness' symptoms and my anxiety, had an epiphany that I could finally live my life now. Spent the next seven years doing the same unproductive shit as before but feeling good about it while smoking copious amounts of weed. Finally had to realize that I had achieved nothing.

Now, at 27, moved back in with my parents for a couple months to train myself in order to be ready for the job I'm starting in September. I fucking hate it. I don't even want the job. It's a good job but the thought of working eight hours each day still scares me and I'm scared that if I smoke weed again, I'll just go into full-on addict mode again.

I just wanna play CS and get high.

>tfw 25+

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There's no better feel than coming from a poor immigrant family but getting a good education in a lucrative career path and progressively get more wealthy.

lmaoing at your life

>socialize
please tell me about all that socializing you do when everyone else is at work or school

>congradulate or consolodate him
is English your second language?

why don't yall NEETS just stop being NEETS and go to college or trade school

>CLEAN IT UP WAGIE

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and if neet bucks ever get cut off, your basically F U C K E D. That was always a worry of mine when I was a neet

>It's a good job but the thought of working eight hours each day still scares me and I'm scared that if I smoke weed again, I'll just go into full-on addict mode again.
What exactly scares you in having to work 8 hours a day? Not spending these hours in smoking eed and playing CS?
Look, life ain't only about the fun, you gotta suffer a bit to make it worth it. If you really want to get better and avoid any potential relapse, start taking that job as an ooportunity to have the life you want.

Why does Yea Forums hate wagefags? I just want some money to buy vidya.

You gonna pay for it faget?

i did like shit this semester and i might end up as a neet without motive again and get sent to a ward like last time (yeah my mom called the psych ward on me)
and i cant let it happen but im just not clicking at school

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>NEET
What about dignity?

>armed security for some unknown tech company
>get paid 25/hour to browse Yea Forums and work on my DnD campaigns
>nothing outside of a fire has happened in almost 5 years

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Any customer related job is the same, people are just stupid ungrateful dicks

>Exam tomorrow
>if I don’t get at least a 60 percent I’ll fail, and won’t graduate

Pretty good how about you?

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Unless you're in a civilized part of the world that's not an issue, but even if you are in america you can take student loans

>You get practically unlimited time to workout, read, go out in nature, and socialize
This doesn't work for NEETs at all. For workout you need discipline. With time you growing up and your favorite hobbies start becoming less and less interesting. You're poor guy in his 27 yo who can't even afford things he want. Being NEET is like sitting in prison. You will go mentally ill since every person need a little routine in life.
t. I was NEET for 10 years.

I was a NEET that decided to go to college. Now I'm a NEET with 15k+ in debt.

>I graduated high school earlier this month
>which means I'm officially a NEET now

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How do you fail college? I literally only studied before tests, skipped half my classes, had 80+ hours of free time a week and still had like a 3.8

>but even if you are in america you can take student loans

Read up on the entire crisis with that before you enter arguments about it.

Get the fuck off Yea Forums and start cracking the books. You can do it user.

It's either jobless losers coping, or bona fide NEETs who get to live off of government bucks who think they're gaming the system when, in actuality, they're setting themselves up for long term failure.

>you gotta suffer a bit my goy I-I mean my guy!
I wonder (((who))) was behind this post

When I was a NEET I had a discipline which helped me manage until I got a job. But I agree that most NEETs would fall aparat without any sort of routine

well what did you study?

I bet that plane would make for great target practice.

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>If I don't take it it's just going to go to some illegal anyway.
Well, the work needs to be done and whites believe themselves to be above it even when they have no skills or training.
Illegals aren't stealing jobs.

After 2 years as a NEET I was just informed I got a job at a call center today.
I don't know how to feel.

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>looking down on people
Typical wagie cope
People have lives and do things outside of making people richer than them more rich
Atypical life situations. If your solution was that simple NEETdom wouldn't be a thing.
I wouldn't recommend NEETbux. I use Mturk when I'm NEETing to cover myself financially.

Well I'm finally looking for a job after 6 months of neetdom. Gonna try throwing out a resume per day until I find something.

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>Call center
ABORT.

considering this board loves to talk about how much foreigners and pajeets and niggers are ruining this country, I find it odd how many leeches this board has who are a straight up detriment to society.

>setting themselves up for long term failure
whatever, I'm going to kill myself after my parents die anyway

Fuck man it's to early in the day to think on thar shit. Letting small shit like that bug you will only make your life worse.

University sucks

I work overnights for Amazon as a yard specialist. It's stressful, but I'm not kn the "wage cage", I work outside and for the most part just fuck off on my phone or watch youtube.

I've been replaying borderlands 2 when I get home and m yuh buddy and I have been playing Divinity 2 co-op on PS4.

I mean, when I talk to other people about what they're doing at the same stage in life it's always them trying to find a job, or a significant other, pay off student debts, or just finishing off the last classes they need for their degree. I just do whatever I want, when I want. I feel like I didn't do anything to deserve this except winning the genetic lottery. It's kinda depressing to browse Amazon for some new video games or browse for clothes online and realize that you don't need or want anything because you already have it or nothing interests you anymore. My father likes to travel a lot so I might take a trip somewhere this summer but I really just like sitting at home and doing nothing.
I don't hate wagecucks at all, I don't even think about you guys.

It's not hard to wake up early and use your two God given legs to do shit. I never understood the fetishization of work as a pillar of one's life. Maybe way back when but now it's all unnecessary bullshit outside of STEM jobs.

>but even if you are in america you can take student loans
>unironically selling yourself into state-approved slavery

Shitposting from work here at ICU. Waiting for FE Three Houses and Catherine, depending how much it got butch after localization.

Are student loans a meme? My parents want me to do this since financial aid gave me jack shit.

I like to think the NEET population on this board isn't actually that enormous, but sometimes I wonder
At least you've set a longterm goal, user. A lot of people don't even know where they're gonna "end up", good work

Man, that is truly sad if you thing that working and having to endure shit in life to ahieve things enjoy the best bits of it is a jewish invention. Get off the internet and start asking yourself what the fuck you're doing with your life

>tfw can't remember the last time I woke up feeling refreshed

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What scares me is the fact that I literally never learned how to endure anything negative. Ever since I got sick my life has been a cycle of "feel bad, immediately "treat" myself to something nice as a counter measure". It's gotten to the point where I'm basically a soft mushy mess that needs to take a shit the second I even think about anything remotely challenging. I literally have to shit if I look up a train schedule or an adress on google maps, just because my brain immediately goes "BRUH WHAT IF THERE AINT NO TOILERS AROUND YOURE GONNA SHIT YOUR PANTS DUDE".

Every time I've worked or studied, I had to quit after about two months because everyone got so annoyed at me having to take shitting breaks so often.

Also, I still don't know what I even want in life. If I had to explain it in Freudian amateur terms, I'd say I have a strong Id (meaning I want to eat and sleep and play vidya all day) and a strong Super-Ego (meaning my parents and society are constantly adding pressure to get shit done) but no Ego.

The same line of logic can be used to justify shipping our manufacturing abroad when we're the only major economy in the world that can be sustainably resource independent. It only makes sense if you don't care about human progress.

>tfw can’t play games until I have sec with gf

Life is suffering. This isn’t even irony. This should be a good thing but it’s not.

>The absolute state of wagies

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I make 40k a year doing tech support. I'm always stressed (overworked and underpaid) but that's a lot of jobs. It could be worse. At least my job is a normal 9-5. Retail or food is such a demeaning industry and working weekends and crazy hours is soul crushing.

>Are student loans a meme?
A meme in what sense?

Loans are real and they're debilitating. Unless you strike gold, you'll probably be taking out a fuckload of money and your interest rate will be shit and you'll have a limited time to pay it off.

What's the viability of keeping a possum as a pet?

Went to school to become a billing and coding specialist because they told me it was super high in demand. Tried to get a billing and coding job for about two years but eventually gave up and am now doing nothing. The few people from my class I've ran into since graduating are all working minimum wage jobs.

I've been out of a job for nearly 3 days now and I'm such a bundle of nerves about getting another one I've been distracting myself constantly with drawing.

This user beat me to it, but yes, NEETs are not long term anything. Most of them die young, probably via suicide.

>mfw 26 next week
>feel like an useless piece of shit and can't get anything done
Why must I deal with the attention span of a 3 year old?

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I know this is a shitpost but I've unironically wished I was at home playing video games while I was plowing some stupid slut from school.

Living expenses are getting higher while my part time wages remain the same. I think I'm gonna move back to my parents cause I absolutely refuse to dedicate more than 6 hours of my day to wagecucking.

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Yes and no. It's not like they'll throw you in jail if you can't pay them back lmao. Go for something that's worth it and network and work your ass off in that order.

ive been a neet for 2 years, thinking about going back to work
how does retail compare to warehouse work?

It’s not a shitpost

If financial aid did not give you enough to be able to go at least for a fraction of the cost, this is 100% on your parents because they clearly make enough to help out.

What's the point in having a gf then if she's just going to cuck you out of doing what you really want?

My job is warehouse based. I literally got paid to dick around in photoshop this afternoon editing photos for our companies website.

It's more or less the same deal.

That’s a great question. Would anyone care to answer?

Warehouse work is better for me. More physical labor but at least you aren't stuck dealing with the absolute pit stains of society every day.

Retail might be the worst "job" on the planet

Wage slaving but i live. I might finally get my case to build an sff pc so I at least have something to look forward to today

The conditioning is strong in this one. Your self worth is in no way tied to your employment status.

Bro you live with your parents. I dont care how awesome it feels to not pay rent, you're a loser in the eyes of everyone, probably even your parents unless their super clingy to you even at 30. If I hear someone lives with their parents, I avoid them like the plague. I don't want to be around a loser.

ever think trees as like, little kid trees, see shit in the woods and be like
man that looks rad
i wanna grow up to be that
and thats how we get shit like this

I'd never do either, but if you have to choose Warehouse tends to pay better and you won't have to deal with customers, but the work is harder and you have a closer relationship with your autistic coworkers. And yes I count spending more time with coworkers as a negative.

Considering you said it wasn't a shitpost, you should have the answer yourself. Delusional incels on here think their lives will become better if they have a stupid whore involved in their lives, but you actually do have one and you don't like it. Please, enlighten the beta males.

It's not odd. Subscribing to racist and fascist ideologies gives them a sense of purpose so they don't feel bad for being leeches.
It's the same as SJW; bored and depressed first worlders pretending to save the world to feel better about themselves.

all those faggot former classmates of you somehow getting everything you ever wanted they are powered by evil itself

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I'll be there in four years. Fuck me.

>I never understood the fetishization of work as a pillar of one's life.
No. I'm for downshifting. Not corporate slavery. Money gives you freedom to choice. You don't need to work yourself to bones. You can become artist, freelancer. Or work at "easy jobs" with good salary for your hobbies. Like working at Wind Farm.

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bro i used to be the same way until i started using imodium. its not harmful at all and it keeps ur butt plugged so you can do w.e you need

That's some heavy shit my dude.

Look, i'm not gonna bullshit you and say that it's easy or anything, and it seems that your problem is even worse due to years of worsening. But i guss your biggets challenge is to start being rational. What i mean is, you seem to be so insanely afraid of failure that you stop trying, and that is a pretty heavy self destructive behaviour.
I can''t tell u-you how long it will take for you or even if you're gonna make it, but for this problem like every other obne in your life, nothing's gonna change if you don't try it.
You're fighting some nasty shit but it doesn't mean it's impossible. You gotta start accepting the fact that failure is also part of the learning process and that it can take time before you recover from a mistake. I genuinely wish i could be more helpful but it's the sort of issue where the first spark has to come from within you. If you have the will to make it out i'm sure you will

Not really. Your parents earning slightly more than the cutoff will make you ineligible, but still leave them unable to render any significant help.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Welfare_trap

Who /NEET/ here? My money will run out in a couple of months, but fuck it. At least I got to enjoy a year off before eventually wage cucking again.

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I'm so fucking tired, what a horrifyingly exhausting day today was.

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Cushy office job where I spend 4 hours working and then 4 hours browsing the internet. I still come home tired as fuck. I feel old even though I'm in my mid 20s. I wish I could come home and play vidya but I usually just fall asleep.

>all your classmates at uni succeeding and acing every exam while you dont even know what the prof is explaining
i fucking hate this

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>leave work
>read on train
>work out
>get home
>write about games
>make dinner
>fuck my gf
>shower
>sleep
>no time to play games as all i do is write about them
this is why game "journalists" are so terrible at vidya

I mean, if you take nothing but easy classes, it’s not hard to pass. Not that guy, but I was pre-med for two years and all it did was tank my GPA until I switched out of it. O-chem, biolabs, and all the heavy memorization stuff was just too much for me to handle.

DANCE WAGIE

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>went to school in the hood
Most of my former classmates are in jail, dead, or working even worse jobs to pay child support.

>he fell for the "college is a meme" meme
oh no no no

I only make 100-200 bucks a week and I live in california. I want to play bloodstained but probably not today

I work as a manager in a call center and I find it very satisfying because I can do 2 things
1) Dab on *nglo subhumans by taking their hard earned cash
2) Yell at *nglo subhuman workers

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>started taking brain meds
>feel like static instead of good or bad
>less time wasted jacking off because i have no drive now
>can do my work without burning out
>fall into a dreamless sleep at 10pm every day
feels good desu

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>wake up 4AM after a night full of nightmares about school
>look at myself at the mirror, brush my teeth and realise i am 20 and already balding
>play vidya
that is about it

Gonna pull out around 20-30k in loans to become an airplane mechanic

High stress and lots of hours but I like the idea of being Cid from final fantasy in real life and my engineering degree got me closer to an office chump. I dont want to be in an office. I cant deal with that kinda nonsense.

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America should be nuked, for the good of its own citizen to free them from themselves.

If I ever turned up and said to my boss
SUNFLOWER

They'd sack me

Yes retail is without a doubt the worst job you can have. Good luck getting benefits, the work is repetitive and demeaning, the people you deal with are horrible and the pay sucks. Oh did I mention opening and closing shifts, especially on the weekends? Avoid it at all costs. But, to be desu, construction was really bad for me, but then again I had moved to a hick town and just worked with rednecks for worse pay than most retail places so yeah. Avoid both.

I was gonna call off for the second half of my day, but then i just phoned it in and put in a really lazy negligent shift, and i still accidentally got a lot done. Feels okay

Thanks user. Seeing that helps a lot.

>t. I was NEET for 10 years.
How do you even get a job at this point? I've been a NEET for as long and it just doesn't seem like I would be able to get any sort of job.

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>graduated so no school
>no job
>nothing but time to play video games and smoke weed
I beat two games yesterday, shit was nice. Its going to be hard to give up the NEET life, I tell ya I can see the temptation.

based

Honestly I could be worse off, just in the market for a higher paying job.

New apartment in 2 months for only 50 bucks more because the land lady knows us, my GF and I have been dating almost 3 years and it's the healthiest relationship I've ever had,
Just money is the constant stress.

I'm optimistic though. Hang in there you cunts.

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Do you want fries with that bitching?
You're doing the easiest job in the world
Man the fuck up

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>sprained knee
>back hurts
>glasses broke
I'm scared to see what happens if I leave my house for a fourth time. So, I'm stuck at my battle station.

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This. When I hear people claim their jobs allow them to laze around the internet all day I'm not sure if I'm supposed to feel jealousy or pity. Best jobs are always light labour, where you're always kept busy but aren't breaking your spine either, makes time fly by fast and makes you long playing vidya.

I worked in a call center for 4 months for a blender company. It’s not terrible work but customers can be really mean and it’s exhausting talking on the phone for 8-10 hours a day. I averaged around 35-40 calls on a busy day, lower 20s on a slow day. I would just use the job to get somewhere else in the company if that’s an option.

figures a bunch of "NATE HIGGERS" tier faggots who spend all day online posting about nothing would have crappy mcjobs

stop talking about wanting to kill yourselves, everybody knows you're too pussy to do it

>go to college
>get degree in advanced theoretical feminist theory as applied to gender studies in video games
>make millions
Hahaha what a cuckold am i right college bro?

This is an exact description of me. I'm tired and stressed every day even though my job is really comfy and low effort. I feel like I'm sabotaging myself, like I should be using all of the freedom my job offers to improve my life in some way, but I'm just in a rut. I shitpost on Yea Forums at work, then I come home and I don't want to shitpost anymore because I did it at work.

what the fuck did you do?

pirate it. it's already on the bay

A woman wrote these.

>been at job forever
>first day of work with new boss
>have never met him
>kind of terrified
I'm sure he's really nice, right?

You think I honestly care what normies at work think? Where do you think we are? I got great friends outside of work

>dreamless
fuck it my dude
dreams is my favorite playground
you gotta have fun both asleep and awake

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Yea Forums and internet can fuck your brains by "high standards" desu.

I'm about to become a NEET again. I hope I find a job soon.

by being a NEET. Just got myself an AC, now i can play vidya in a perfectly cooled enviroment.

lmao nice projection turbofag

They all laugh at you when you're not around though.

Meanwhile here in the EU I'm literally forced to take a vacation because ignoring it and going to work won't net me a higher pay.

I just want a compromise between non-abusive and childish paternalism man.

>tfw got a job at a warehouse and now my hands hurt constantly
i hope my hands already got used to this shit when i get my first paycheck so i can actually play some vidya

what do you mean?

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Yeah I'm sure that math checks out

NEETS think they have these awesome lives because if they weren't vocal about being actual live at home neckbeards they would all kill themselves.

I detect high amounts of jelly in your posts, enjoy those debts user

Based. Don't give a fuck what others think

my dreams are usually nightmares that end in sleep paralysis and ruin my day, fuck dreams

If youre on Yea Forums there is something wrong with you. That's just fact

Fuck what other people think, sure, but it is legitimately unhealthy to rely on your folks this much and they will grow to resent you for it when they can't really work themselves anymore.

Unless your endgame is just killing yourself when they retire, you'll have to move out eventually, and when you do, you'll be "behind" compared to your peers in terms of house/apartment ownership/renting.

>he doesnt have a 3 minute work week
Do americans really do this? and you claim youre first world? LEL.

Tried it a couple times, it either didn't work because Crohn's disease doesn't give a fuck about "soft" meds like that, or it gave me extreme constipation that just led to me having hemmorrhoids the size of ping pong balls. But my shitting problem isn't even shit-related, it doesn't matter whether there's actual poop trying to come out. It's more like a gag reflex. When I get nervous, my ass just starts convulsing and cramping and I have no choice but to stay on a toilet for 30 minutes in case shit DOES come out.
People have told me to get a stoma but I'd sooner kill myself, to be honest.

Yeah, thanks man. Hopefully my new employer is more understanding of my illness than the ones before (which they should be since it's a government agency working for inclusion and social issues) but there's still a law degree I have to complete in the meantime, which is gonna require a shitload of discipline on my end.
The problem is, the spark isn't there because as I said, I don't even really want the job, I'm just doing it because of external pressure. Then again, being a NEET hasn't made me feel better either so I guess it's literally do or die this time.

Can't wait for when I'm 35, finally got my life figured out and then just get colon cancer and fucking die lmao

What kind of country is that? In Sweden we can get those vacation days paid in money instead if you don't want to take a vacation

If armor design is good? Male.
If armor design is a trashfire? Female.

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If you can't handle NEETdom you're still a slave to society. You've been successfully brainwashed by the Jews.

Pulling 60 hours this week. WAGEKEKLYFE

Do you have a good sleep? I had same problem because i was playing vidya and sleeping 4-6 hours because of that. Fuck this.

literally this. im NEET since 11 years and happy.

>26 next week
Are you me? Next tuesday
>wagie job
>no degree
>still renting
>never see a soul outside of work
>slow car
I applied to uni this year. I hate the thought of it, but something's gotta change. If I don't get in I can at least said I tried before I give up forever

I only get paid if I'm called into work, my boss hasn't called me in since Saturday. At least i'm not too tired to play something but I'm starting to get worried.

I would say food service is the worst. I got a job as a line cook for about two years due to getting promoted, and I would stand on my feet for about 8-10 hours a day constantly sweating because of the heat from the ovens and everything on the front food line. Chefs would constantly quit because we were always understaffed and you would basically handle a lunch or dinner rush with just 2 people helping, sometimes just one. I lost about 40 pounds during my time there and my hands were always fucked up because of the constant cycle of washing hands and pulling on gloves to handle food. The gloves just trap moisture so if you have sensitive skin, your hands will dry out fast. I would much rather do any other job but food service again. It was only good for getting into shape.

Yeah, I'll be "behind" because I'll pay for a house upfront without loans while my friends have student/house loan debts until theyre 60+

>Can't wait for when I'm 35, finally got my life figured out and then just get colon cancer and fucking die lmao
Fuck that user, you're gonna make it, as the owner of a law degree myself, good luck for it and good luck for your job

i only have nightmares when i dream, that is why most of the time i try not to do it

>tfw haven't done any meaningful work on my VN in weeks

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My parents want nothing more than for me to move back home so they have someone around to help fix up the house and do chores cause they're getting older.

High standards for jobs, salary entire lifestyle. Rules.
>you should not live with your parents if you're X
>you should waste your money for rent
And living alone is biggest meme. It is impressive for first time if never live alone before.

>live in third world shithole
>cant be neet by any means
>forced to work or die
yeah retard, its all fun and games and ''neet dream'' if you live in swedistan or some first world country, also by being a NEET you incapacitate yourself from everything

Spain. Lot of other dumb bullshit too, if I'm done with work early I'm not allowed to leave since the company would be responsible if I got injured in the period of time I left and the specified end of my work day.

It's like they don't want us to be efficient.

We need to bring back self-employee culture. This wage slave shit is making everyone unhappy.

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Behind in terms of home ownership, user. I don't know where your friends are in life or when you're planning on moving out, but 35 (ballpark guess) is pretty old and your friends will be aware of 99% of the trials and tribulations of home ownership by that point and they'll think it's pretty pathetic when you buy one and you don't know what the fuck to do when a pipe breaks.

>do some light lifting
>nothing too crazy from normal routine
>couple hours later back feels like I pressed the earth
>drive to store to get advil
>literally take a single step out of the car
>sharp pain shoots up my leg
>no snap or pop
>can't walk
>drive to hospital immediately thinking it's some crazy shit
>HAHA just a knee sprain get the fuck out
>get back home
>oh shit left my glasses in the car
>grab glasses and sit down to play vidya
>they just fall apart
I don't know who or what I pissed off, but I'm not leaving my house for a week.

Thank you.

>flunked college three years ago because of autismo reasons, biggest humiliation of my life
>working now as a dishwasher five days a week, noon to nine
>bosses say I'm the best one they've ever had, give me two free meals a day from their buffet and just generally like me a lot
>bills are tough to pay sometimes but I manage, got my own car and now I'm saving up to get an apartment with my brother
>family relationships not all crumbling apart, got some long time friends I keep in daily contact with
>met a girl I've been chatting up, she seems into me and has been introducing me to a bunch of new video games

I still feel like a loser but things could be worse

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student loans are terrible. honestly, do anything but go to school. older generations are still stuck in the old mindset that education = cash money.

Of course it doesn't check out.
You do not take a 30 minute coffee break on your days off.

My mattress is 14 years old and I'm too lazy to buy a new one. Actually doesn't feel too bad. I get like 6 hours of sleep, but I still feel tired when I come home, but during the day at work I feel fine.

You think I just don't do anything at home besides vidya and Yea Forums right? I don't even have to help around the house but I do it because I get experience in fixing things, awfully overassuming of you, very normie-esque

The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

christ the absolute state of corporate women

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How do NEETs date women? Don't they ask what you do? Women don't like guys who don't work.

>hunting for job to fund college and gym
>most places don't even interview me due to coming from ghetto despite a good resume and plenty of experience
>got a trail for a bakery and despite it seemingly being in the bag I somehow got nervous and managed to fuck it up

Richfags and wageslaves have it better than being in jobhunt hell.

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WAGIE WAGIE GET IN CAGIE

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Dont worry user my dreams went away after elementary school :D
I dont dream and I honestly think it was the pills my family put me on when I was in 4th fuck grade. Finally got off them when I was 18 and the only dreams I have anymore are real life. Like me waking up late to work IN THE DREAM. Me realizing I failed a class because I forgot I registered for it etc...

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Helping around the house isn't the same as bearing sole responsibility of a house, m8

Don't get me wrong, I'd love to be completely wrong in this aspect, but somehow I really doubt that you're as savvy as you think you are

Jobhunt while you're a wageslave

>Spain
>Efficient
I once tried to get internet to my vacation home there and they said one week until they could come there and literally just plug something into the wall which took 2 minutes, it took them 6 weeks to come, because they had the "monopoly" on that kind of installation, Spanish workforce is literally the laziest I've seen, and I've been to Mexico

>tfw a few hours before you have to go wageslave and end up feeling depressed and doing nothing until you leave

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false equivalence ya'll

Human consciousness was a mistake.

Can some post "guide for life" pic. It was ad for some US bank. Something like
>16 yo - you should buy car
>18 yo - you should start working and take loan for college
>21 yo - married
>23 yo - one kid, new car
>25 yo - two kids, loan for buying house
etc

I mean if I woman is head over heels for you they justify most of your actions as good in their head.

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>be neet
>no motivation to do anything fun

>be wagefag
>want to play vidya suddenly but have less time

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>How do NEETs date women?
>implying

>IT tech at a large govt agency
>Dick around with servers and make sure everything is running, and monitor log alerts
>mostly just dick around on Yea Forums or play vidya on my laptop I bring because I work solo
>good salary
>own apartment
>two cats

all in all I don't mind being a wagie

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K.

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>nightmares
just learn to control them
its easy as 1-2-be-confident-and-have-peace-with-yourself-3

Yeah, I guess you really want me to see the error of my ways so I can lower myself to your level so you can enjoy my company in paying rent and going into debt for buying something I don't really have money for yet, how wrong I've been all this time

I hate that shit, I'd rather have no dreams than to dream about fucking work after I get home from work, then waking up and getting ready for more work. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>each friend's house will eventually have one of their house's pipe break
Dude, do you like anime or are you an anime poster by anychance? Because that would explain why you're so fucking retarded

To all of the people in this board

Student here, I wish you the best happiness. Being Neet? no worries, I got you covered as a future wagiecuck
Not being Neet? Breath deeply and try to embrace pain, but also joy
Being a worker? Wish you the best for serving your own "patriam" (homeland) with your efforts

For real, the significance of even a bachelor degree is weighing down.

> sleep paralysis
stop sleeping on your back, mong

It could be worse, that's all I need to keep going.

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>took out student loans but now only make minimum wage
>applied for income-adjusted repayment and my monthly payments are $0 a month
>if I haven't paid them off after twenty years the debts are forgiven
Seems like a good deal to me.

I have no interest in these kind of relationships so it doesn't matter. Woman also dislike wagies, just like most people does.

What's up with Yea Forums's irrational hatred of workers?
Are they just jealous because they are too mentally ill to work or something?
It's not like leeching of your parents or getting autism bux pays for a good living

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I'm working 25-30 hours a week and studying for the bar 30-40 hours per week. I'm trying to stay /fit/, eat, and sleep well.

This shit is draining my soul.

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until your parents die off

Just signed a permanent time contract with my underpaid night shift job. It is indeed comfy but I can save up only because I still live with my family, I imagine I am going to off myself once they inevitably pass away and I have no one else to cling to, once I realize I will have to work to merely survive.

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Where the hell do you live where you can realistically just buy property cash?

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All it needs is one pissed-off incel to ruin your life

How do I get a comfy night job where I don't have to socialize with people and can play my Switch when no one's looking?

Chainlink and Bitcoin will save me from wageslavery.
Gonna neet it up and play vidya all day everyday.

She's old but cute and shes a cook. Id fuck her in a heartbeat. Yes I have watched to "gourmet x food name here" vids but I really just wanna tiddie fuck her.

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And NEETS do none of that. Instead they waste away inside their rooms reading Yea Forums and booting up that game for the 6th time before closing it and watching half an episode of anime.

My last day is tomorrow, then I go back to being a NEET. Worked this shit job long enough. Tired of retail slave shit, being treated like shit while I waste my days doing boring, menial, meaningless tasks.
I'm sure I'll have to find another job eventually, but for now I'm just going to foster my hobbies, exercise and try to make it with ||writing|| again.

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Night security tends to be like that.

>25
>neet for 3 years
>wake up at 6:30am everyday
>could play vidya all day
>do nothing instead
>apply for jobs, nothing
>wake up everyday thinking im a worthless piece of shit
neeting is not as cool as some might think

>tfw co-workers are at their boiling point and are struggling to rationalize working their asses off for a meager pay and ALL the mental damage it brings
Man, I can smeel it coming

what's with americans and sending their children out of the house without any kind of preparation or savings? Do your parents hate you that much?

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Not even country-specific
>Don't buy newly built stuff
>Don't buy stuff in inner city
>Invest in small apartments around college/uni areas
>Buy houses far away from cities, but preferably in a "family area" or where a lot of old people live cause they'll die soon and families will move in
>Buy yourself a big house far from cities cause cheap as fuck and if you can't afford gas you shouldn't be into real estate anyway
And so forth

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Night security jobs. One of my friends used to work one and actually had to quit because he ran out of shit to do to keep himself busy. He literally didn't do anything in any of his shifts for a year.

It's why I had to quit my office job. I was dreaming about the meetings and the warehouse. ONLY. I'm this user too btw. Warehouse is so fucked.

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>socialize
I have never been more lonely than during my NEET days.

I swear Yea Forums didn't always have this culture of looking down on poorfags and wagefags, why did it crop up in recent years?

I spend an unreasonable amout of time fantasizing of violently murdering the customers I deal with. Sometimes I zone out in the middle of a transaction, it's scaring me because I don't even realize it.

Jobhunt is soul crushing, I thought it would be easier while having a job cause I wanted to move onto something easier on my back but here I am 3 years later at the same shit job with 5 or so interviews that went nowhere.

to everyone in this thread fretting about student loans, i recommend you avoid them unless you're studying something that is guaranteed to get you a job. i took them out, graduated with a meme degree, couldn't pay them back. get calls from collections a lot, credit score is ruined, shit sucks. they won't throw you into a jail, and chances are if you're broke nothing serious will happen to you (there are laws that prevent debt collectors from absolutely owning you, but if you get a well paying job in the timeframe they're allowed to sue you for they will try and take all they can get) but your shit credit score will prevent you from owning a home, new car, or even getting a credit card for emergencies. you will be set back for a decade easily (defaulted loans stay on your credit report for seven years and even then it'll take you a few years after to have a decent credit score) while you watch your peers move on up. you'll toil in mediocrity while everyone else gets to start a family or travel. i wish i had never fallen for the college meme or that i had been smarter to not only studied something better but have been able to pass those classes to begin with. but hell, at least i have some spending money to buy video games to distract myself from the lame ass life i've given myself

Fine. Basically gfs aren’t all they’re cracked up to be. The whole concept is fucked and a byproduct of female liberation. Forcing yourself to be with a girl constantly is not natural and you will end up loathing your weekends and free time disappearing to having to attend to the whims of your increasingly hysterical and bossy “significant” other.

There will be a time when you’ll want kids and settle down but it sure as hell doesn’t happen any time before your mid thirties. Anything before that is childish dream seeking followed by crushing soul shattering. Which is why divorce rates have shot up so high in the west as well (people were getting married younger and younger). In the olden days a man pursued a career till his 40s and then maybe settled down.

I would tell all beta NEETs to not fret about not having a gf. If anything they’ve made a smarter choice. The ones with gfs are the retards who let their little head do all the thinking and will 90% of the time end up miserable and the other 10% barely achieving average happiness.

You don't even wanna try dating if you're a NEET bruh, just go for casual hookups if at all.

Always too tired from my factory job that has odd hours affecting my sleep, and also intensely depressed with suicide constantly hanging on the mind. Don't have enough money for therapy and the one friend I told about it immediately stopped talking to me.

E3 gave me a few things to look forward to, but at this point I think it's gonna be the end soon. I already played enough good vidya in my time anyway.

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>actually committing suicide by getting married

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>Be 22 started college at 20
>decide to take French level 2 because French level 1 was fun and engaging got a B grade
>tfw filled with anxiety because I went full retard and took french level 1 a year ago, and have to relearn everything
>tfw 1st midterm 64%

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I work by sitting in classrooms "helping", aka drinking coffee and dicking off on my phone. I get paid 14$ an hour. I would say my job is one of the easiest

>cryptomeme

I'm sure that'll work out for ya

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Is the site dead?

9 mire hours at wirk. Gonna play my 3ds for the next 6h.

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And then as soon as a white kid shows up who had to lie about his race to get noticed anyway you get shitty behind his back and try to get him fired.

I would love to pound your ass as you play with your 3ds.

>tfw making money again
making 70+ bucks in a 4hr shift isn't too bad

What’s a bigger detriment?
Living at home with your parents, maybe on disability.
Or working under the table to avoid taxes, stacking up in an apartment driving up rent, going on Medicare, and claiming WIC for the 7 kids you had to with your “separated” spouse, all while refusing to learn the native language forcing companies to cater to you with labeling and preference for bi-lingual employees.

>yall

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Take a pill!
>youtube.com/watch?v=MPNrTBZTJ5U

The negativity here towards the Current Gen ports on the Switch is getting to me.
I feel bad for liking Doom, Wolf 2 on the Switch.
And I feel bad for wanting CTR, Doom Eternal, Youngblood and Witcher 3 on the Switch.
I'll be honest, if these games never came to the Switch, I wouldn't have any interest in them, in these franchises.

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>trade school
>soi
Nah.

Holy mother of cringe... uhhhh you do realize that he is not actually that anime girl in the picture, right? Just stop posting you disgusting cringeworthy incel piece of shit

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>get scheduled for a job interview downtown for teaching art
>traffic is complete ass
>homeless people every couple yards
>turns out I'm not really going to be teaching art, I'm going to be sitting in a room trying to get kids aged 5-17 to color in a coloring sheet in a span of 2 hours
The only time I spoke in the interview, I spoke my refusal and left. What a waste of time.

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A hole is a hole. I'm a chad.

y'all is actually a southern/east coast term, not soi or west coast at all

Work nightshift
Too tired in the morning to play, I see my gf before work for a few hours.

She's working now so I didn't see her much the last 2 days, finally able to play some Days Gone and few other games, which is nice.

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Dilate

you're legitimately a fucking idiot

I think I hate working period. I don't think I'll ever enjoy a job Yea Forums. What do?

bump

implying any of those neets had any real potential to compete for an actual job. they'll be desperate to work as a jannie in maccies when their parents die

how the fuck do you get a min wage job? someone please answer what im doing wrong.
I go in to apply, they tell me to do it online, I apply online AND I GET FUCKING SILENCE
absolutely zero feedback what in the god damn fuck??? Im actually gonna have to go into the military just so I can live rent free.

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yeah sure bump this totally off topic thread you fucking mong

Lie about being a NEET like Yea Forums does

Think about it rationally, what's to hate about the switch? the argument the negative fucks here have is:
PORT GAME TO [something]: GOOD
PORT GAME TO SWITCH: BAD
you can't get fooled like this amigo

Security or Hotels (like I do)
If you're lucky enough to be in a small hotel without much rooms and where they don't exploit you for cleaning and other shit they don't bother to do during the day

>work
>workout
>go to beach and shit on day off
>still play vidya in morning or at night depending on which has more free time
You’re just depressed if you’re “too tired” to enjoy your hobby. Kys or sort yourself out. The point of vidya is to be relaxing after a long day of work.

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>low effort job any monkey could do
>too tired to play fucking vidya
Shitstains like you deserve the garbage jobs you have, you are an insult to any person with testicles.

make up experience in your resume

I actually think this board is best now from 10 PM to 4 AM est. I'm not even shitposting when I say there's a noticeable drop in quality from around 6 AM to 4 PM, it's just what I who spends all day here notice.

>Be 26
>NEET
>Gotten myself in the bad habit of spending most of my time just lurking Yea Forums
>Don't really have fun here these days, feel like I'm just here out of habit now
>Feel like I'm stuck on Mr Bone's Wild Ride

Holy christ, imagine not being able to get a minimum wage job.

Maybe don't answer the questionnaire as a sperg with no concept of social interaction like the bottom 5% dregs of society it is meant to filter out?

>be wagie with no hobbies, skills, friends, or aspirations
>always set alarm for one hour before scheduled shift
>come home from work and eat whatever I can scrape together
>go to bed around 3-5AM
>off-days are just "Laundry and Dishes" days
>repeat forever
I'm just waiting for a horrible car accident to kill me on the way to and from.

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How do you adjust to the night shift

Ive got bigger things to worry than having a job.

To be fair the negativity is mainly about the Graphical Downgrades.

Tell me how to cope with 8 hour work days Yea Forums

>Was a total NEET for 7 years living off Neetbux
>Finally got a job Cashier at Walmart
>Oh it's Walmart it won't be that bad.
>Get scheduled on 32 hour work weeks when I said I could only work 24
>Overworked to where I do not have time for family or even to relax all I can do is sleep.
>Talk to manager "I will take care of it later"
>Had this excuse until I just said fuck it
>Gets so bad where I started to drink Monster Reign energy drinks to keep up
>Start spending 2 hours in the back hiding
>TFW 2 and half months later pic related
>Put in two week notice and only stayed due to work experience
>Bought enough money for a TV, upgrades needed for my PC and Car.
I am so glad I am not going to be a wagie anymore. But holy fuck I feel bad for everyone who has to work these jobs for soul-sucking companies. I have a new found respect and I realize there conditions absolutely suck here in America. Even for those who are disabled. I will never work a job unless it's 3 days a week and not labor demanding like mine was.

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not video games

Finally beat Kingdom Hearts 3. My autism forced me to save the final battle for after I got the Ultima Weapon, and I procrastinated doing it for months because I fucking hate the Frozen world and didn't want to return there for any reason.

>tfw takes 3+ months to finish one game now

They dont do questionnaires with free response
its just agree or disagree questions to stuff like "I need to hit people sometimes" or "I like teamwork"

Surely all jobs aren't THAT bad

R-r-right?

Download procrastitracker. And turn off internet

based

>The point of vidya is to be relaxing
this is the rub for a lot of people i think, some people enjoy competition in their games (probably a holdover from when they had more free time, like in high school or college). now they don't have enough time to git gud, so they hop on trying to compete, do badly, then get stressed and say they're falling out of love with vidya

if you always liked single player/relaxing games then i don't think you're running around complaining about a lack of free time because you can play an hour a day and finish something at a casual pace with no problem

>32 hour work weeks
>Overworked to where I do not have time for family or even to relax all I can do is sleep
I just refuse to believe there is people that can be this retarded and incompetent. I guess most of you NEETs *are* better off as NEETs because you can't function in society and are better off just withering away in some shithole living a miserable existence.

Sleeping too much is a sign of depression. Also NEETs have a high suicide rate, so you're likely feeling that.
Convincing yourself and others that you're happy is also a sign of depression. Especially when it's completely unsolicited.

>never work
>work for one of the absolute worst companies in the world for employees
>america is fucked
holy shit

This is the truth. I worked in a sandwich shop so the heat wasn't as bad, but it was insanely popular with lines going out the door and around the corner. We were constantly understaffed, people constantly called in sick, and because we were understaffed people would quit because they couldn't handle working for 8 hours without a lunch break. It was brutal, but I lost a lot of weight. Now I sit at a desk and watch cameras all day for way more money and way less work.

>was supposed to be off today
>boss scheduled work
>cant take a day off because potential money earned > potential money not gained.
get me out of here

It's more of an american boomer thing. They inherited one of the best economies in modern history thanks to WWII destroying european manufacturing while contiguous america was untouched and had all of the developed world's gold. This led them to believe that the world revolves around them, think that everything they touch turns to gold, they're the best at everything ever, et cetera. They don't give a shit about anyone but themselves and will sell out anyone and everyone around them in order to get ahead in life, even if they're selling out their own kids.

It's a pain in the ass really.
When I'm not too tired I actually manage to go to the gym for one hour in the morning, but now I usually do that during my rest days so I manage to go there at least twice a week.

I sleep from 9 am to 17 pm usually, maybe an hour more or less. The really shitty thing is that when I do a 5 nights week I got 2 rest days and I have to stay awake during the first one if I want to catch up quickly a "normal" schedule, also when I have week ends my previous shift ends up during saturday morning, I hate that shit because right now I can't plan long travels or stuff like that because I'll be too tired

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Not only are retail jobs dogshit that everyone hates, the hiring managers are some of the laziest fucks on the planet, and just skim applications off the top.
Source: helped my hiring manager when I worked at walmart. He would literally just call the most recent 10, do interviews for them, and then hire them all regardless of how shitty their interview was, or if they even spoke english. No joke. We hired people that spoke only spanish. I don't know why.
Basically, if you truly want to work retail or fast food, just spam applications every week, over and over, nonstop. Don't be afraid of appearing desperate, because they really don't give a fuck.

>Graduated college with Welding and Carpentry experience
>Got my first job as a carpenter building houses and apartments
>Eventually moved to another company in the city building skyscrapers
>I've been at this company for the past 10 years
>My average wage was like 40 an hour
>tfw 3 months ago got promoted to foreman for this project
>tfw my wage is now 60 an hour, plus 2x OT pay
>tfw pull 16 hours shifts just for the OT
>tfw bought a 300k house with a backyard pool, firepit, and a large deck to grill on
>tfw i'm 10 months away from pic related, why? Cause I got money to burn baby

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>I have a new found respect and I realize there conditions absolutely suck here in America.
Man you have no idea how really bad it can be. Try working in Russia. Your working conditions are much better.

got a new job as a waiter at a much nicer restaurant than the last place I worked and the difference is staggering
you probably just worked at shitty restaurants

>My relationship isn't going well currently,
user if you have a girlfriend that only wants money then it is a sign she is a gold digger. Sadly in our society females have impossible demands from men to provide for them and be Chad.
>none of my friends are really talking to me, and my coworkers seem to be talking down to me.
Then they are not your friends. And you should not give a fuck what others think. You are not going to live with them and they are not going to see you for the rest of their lives. None of it matters.
>I'm pretty sure most of that shit is in my head and I'm psyching myself out but I haven't felt this worthless in so long so it's hard to convince myself that it's fake.
Yes it is but you care way to much about what others think than what you think of yourself. Be comfortable in who you are as long as you are normal.

>How do NEETs date women?
Social circle with other NEETs user, then you lie about your employ.

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I'm just genuinely baffled how 32 hours a week means you have no time for a personal life whatsoever

>graduate with bachelor's in IT
>still feel anxious and unprepared for an actual job
Is this feeling normal?

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That’s a male?

>be uni student
>work part time
>absolutely hate it
>realise one day I'll have to work every single day

I don't think I'll ever be ready

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Seconding this question
t. never field a 1040

>hate my job
>friends either hate me or dont want to hang out
>go days, sometimes a week without playing vidya
>still dont want to play vidya when I get home or before work

why

Im basically a NEET again

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Yep, women are fucked. If they are really into you they will justify fucking anything.

>He's homeless? He's just saving up to get a nice place.
>He has no job? He's working on himself.
>He fucks other women? I'm just not enough for him, but if I keep trying maybe he'll stop.
>He hits me? I made a mistake and had it coming, thanks for keeping me in check.
>He murders small children? He's worried about their futures and makes sure that they're going out while they're still happy.

That's how you know you're pleased with your life choices, when you lie about them

Stop making these threads.

>tfw 25 and remember browsing Yea Forums as a teenager thinking that by now things would have gotten better and I'd have a nice job with friends and a girlfriend

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>being this angry for no reason
>"you can't function in society and are better off just withering away in some shithole living a miserable existence."
What a nice person you're. Society need more people like you.

>mother won't let me move out because I'm the oldest and everyone else treats her like shit
>tfw 23 now

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I just started night shifts and that sounds pretty similar. Stay strong my nigga

>"haha just talk to her user"
>You're so awkward user
>Sorry, you just act to awkward around me
>But hey since you're here, wanna listen to me talk about how my boyfriend plowed me
I think something may be wrong with me

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fuck off chad

I think another commonality to retail jobs is that all of your coworkers will hate the management, pretty much without fail.

Shit man At least you got a job, i need a seasonal job right now, but no one is fucking hiring. Also realized I'm going to need a master's in order to have a decent career at all in my field

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You will feel anxious about every job you ever hold forever user. It just comes with the territory

>big Brother and Cousin of my Ma are currently here for visit
>my liver is already telling me that I won't survive the next 2 weeks
>literally no time for vidya, because someone always wants me to do something(with them)
>slowly start to notice that I get increasingly nervous because I have literally no privacy for the next 2 weeks
okay I guess, I love my family

yeah I get it, the light, portable tablet isn't as strong as a ps4. but it has gryo aiming, motion controls, touchscreen, IR and good exclusives.
Still, I'll admit I've never mind the graphics in games, I'm well used to play older games if I know they're good, so my opinon might be biased

It's 32 hours you fucking goober. Even if you have a fucking one hour commute to work and back (which you won't, it's fucking wal-mart) that's almost 80 hours of free time a week

>Financially cripple yourself in a bad economy so you can fit in

Ok, Americans seriously need to be nuked not just for the good of the world, but their own as well. There's no excuse for a population of people to be so retarded and brainwashed.

My job is awesome, good income for a single guy with no children. PLENTY of time for vidya, band rehearsals and drugs. Had my a/v communications degree this year and found a job right away on a TV station.

Everything looks fine, after years and years of shit jobs at call centers, I've finally passed to the other side. I'm 28 and happy. If you're having a crisis below 25, hang in there! Work for your shit and you'll be there in no time.

Make sure to put a big fat Local sticker on it senpai

>work 40 hours a week
>8 hours a day every day except for weekends
>at most, two weeks off per year

America is a dystopia

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Shit jobs don't requires skills and portfolio.

I hate the faggots in every job who're like "WOW IT'S SO GREAT TO WORK HERE I LOVE THIS JOB AND EVERYONE". It's called work for a reason faggot stop pretending

I'm not him. I just find your attitude very ironical.

I mean it's hard to find a job even with experience and a degree

>bachelor's in IT
... what? Does this mean a bachelor's in, like, informatics or computer science? I've never heard of a college program literally called "IT", that usually refers to a department/job title rather than the name of a degree.

In any case, yes, it's very normal especially in computer science/informatics fields. Everyone has to pretend to know what they're doing and everyone cheats without admitting to it, so it's easy to feel like you're the odd one out who genuinely doesn't know what he's doing. It's called imposter syndrome.

Just try to be confident in your skills. You earned a degree. You might think it was nothing special, but literal tens of thousands of prospective students fail to earn it. You did. You're smart, so apply that and you'll be fine.

Nah, im gonna slap a bunch of conflicting political stickers on the back so I can dab on the poorsies who think their views matter

Even if you take 8 hours a day off for sleeping, that leaves you with 112 hours a week. 32 hours for work means you have 80 hours leftover. How in the absolute SHIT didn't you have spare time for anything? Even if you lived an hour away from work that's, what, 10 hours extra max?

>work part time
>also look after grandfather with parkinsons and dementaon my days off
>barely anytime to play ffxiv or use the xbone I just bought because I'm always downstairs looking after him
The Switch is a godsent

>tfw 30+

Redpill me on CCNA

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>America is a distopia
>I only get two days off a week and I have to work 40 hours out of my 168-hour week
What a bitch you are

Maritimer here. I work 2 months everyday on a ship but when I'm off watch I got a shit ton of free time. Then I get 2 months paid vacation. I can save up a shit ton of money doing this because of the free meals and accommodation on the ship. feelsgoodman

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It could be better. That's all "I" need to keep going.

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>tfw work at a gas station overnight
>shits comfy as fuck
>Barely any customers at all
>Only people who come in are truckers or mom's starting their vacation at like 3 AM
Shit's comfy yo

That's very nice you're doing that for your grandfather, user. I'll keep him in my prayers tonight

>work as software dev
>25% of the time in meetings, 25% actual working, 50% shitposting and recently playing vidya
>$200k a year, about 8~9 hours a day, 5 days a week
>haven't even finished high school

Life is a combination of luck + making the right choices and knowing the right people, start treating your life like a RPG and you'll make it.

Haha not even sure if I want to make it 30

>TFW 29 and nearing 30
>Knowing that in 4 years I need to get my shit together
>Knowing my Dad and Mom are going to retire eventually
>Have something to fall back on but still worried about my parents and the fact I can't live like this forever.
Savor every moment while you still can when you are younger and try to use your NEET time to experiment, video edit, draw and try to make something off yourself so you can use it as a hobby to make money while working. The path is scary but I have to keep going.

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I lift furniture all day and I can play games when I get home, get some fitness fatty fatty fat fat.

>tfw 24 and always thought this would've been my life
I always had 0 expectations for my future.

>start job and work hard
>coworkers like me
>get used to the job and don't work so hard
>coworkers don't like me
Ah I see how it is you cum guzzling cock vacuuming ass munching faggots.

Not that a lambo isn't nice but I'd rather buy a bunch of old JDM cars that haven't been neutered by stance cancer and ricers.

This would be comfy, if there wasn't the possibility you could get robbed or shot

I'm stuck at a job I fucking hate and moving somewhere at the end of August but after I move, I'm quitting ASAP and finding literally anything else I can if possible. There's no reason to ever stay at a job you hate more than anything even just to afford bills. Always look for a better alternative, anons.

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You do realize that getting your shit together now would make it easier, right? Nobody's gonna hire someone with that huge of a gap in their resume

Thanks user.

Wagie here.
>Work from 9am to 7pm.
>Burned out by 7pm.
>Still have to go home to make some meal prep.
>Fuck GF (we live together).
>Clean my cats' litter box.
>Do some freelance.
>11pm, we both are finally at bed after a second round.
>GF already fell asleep.
>12am, try to play some vydias.
>fall asleep

This happens every fucking day of my shit life, I actually earn good money but still I'm so done of this loop. I'm actually considering suicide by the end of the year. I was planning to off myself after playing No More Heroes 3 but I can't wait that longer. What do I do? I'm seriously sad, I love my gf and my cats but I hate my job.

"Work ethic" is bullshit you don't get paid more or promoted for working hard

> trade school
> daddy's lil' princess school
> not soi
A good one.

and how did that happen mr. user?

>t. CS degree

You're a fucking faggot, kill yourself.

I got my work truck which is a Ford F150, plenty of room to fit my tools, and my welders.
My casual car for shopping is a 1080 cadillac seville because I fucking LOVE old cars

>yfw this will be the only table where you'll ever relate

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You can get forklift license right now.

Is that Moot?

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like shit but better than few years ago

got really well paying job, not too much stress in it either
work out regularly
two of my high school friends are coming to visit me this weekend (we all live in different cities and my birthday's on sunday)

i just don't think i'll ever start a family because im an alcoholic which aches me a bit, i always wanted to have a wife, kids and whitepicket fence house. i'm too far gone though and yes, i know it's a vicious cycle, but...

been a neet for about 6-7 years, got used to not doing ANYTHING in my life.
Decided to finish lifeguard course and got a job working as a lifeguard. The pool is so small the only possible way of drowning is if someone tries to drown / kill someone.
Losing my shit looking at the pool 10hours a day. Worst mistake of my life, shoulda stayed home.

My poorfag brother, don't sweat it brah. We'll both find something.

>Being NEET isn't bad at all. You get practically unlimited time to workout, read, go out in nature, and socialize.
user I have been a NEET for most of my life. Socialization hardly ever happens because most of my friends grew up and had jobs and more responsibilities in their lives. Nature never happens due to laziness and wanting to rest. Workout is possible but honestly most of the time it's just trying to do something than other than sleep and waste your days on YouTube, 4channel and watching anime. And realizing you have not much money for anything else. Also a huge reminder is your parents will not live forever and you will need to try to make something of yourself before 35.

99.97% pure cope injected straight into the bloodstream

Nah I got a thing baby sitting retards. Shit's chill except for the fucking boss coming in and bitching at me for taking it too easy. Imma get a bluetooth ear piece to chill discretely though

you should actually do that
make sure you shoot your heart so it works
also give me your gf's number since you don't care about her

Hahaha why the fuck do 6+ hour shift exist kill me

literally quit my first call center work yesterday after 2 weeks
it was pure hell and i would rather do some shit physical work than that shit again tbqh

cope

I have 2 friends that live together. Not in an apartment, but a fucking HOUSE that one of the dads bought for them. Just outright bought a house.

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Gonna have to dock your overtime for all that complaining.

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Don't beat yourself up too hard. Environmental collapse is maybe 15 years away at the most if nothing changes. People really have no clue how bad things really are, hence why they can put up with bullshit jobs and going through the motions of life.

>all of these people who unironically think college is expensive have obviously never gone
I went to a fucking community college for 3 years, and the most my classes ever were was like 600 dollars.
You're all tripping if you genuinely think that College can somehow rack you up over like 5k in debt, maybe if your stupid and take multiple classes and dont know how to space yourself out. But I never had to go in debt, and I took like 2 classes a semester.

Top kek. I had a job during the summer at a waterpark, working different food stalls every day. One week I had to cover for the guy that watched over the kiddie pool, and I felt like drowning myself to end the suffering. Each day felt like a week, and this was in Arizona, so it felt like I was an ant sitting under a magnifying glass, waiting to catch fire while I just sat there.

I don't believe it. The wagecucks I know are still as cucked as ever.

lmao at the nigger. go to bus in finland outside of the capital and you will find zero litter on the floor. the capital, helsinki, on the other hand should just be nuked at this point, it's like 50% niggers now

>Shit's chill except for the fucking boss coming in and bitching at me for taking it too easy.
youtube.com/watch?v=wEe_pdZF9EY

>I just refuse to believe there is people that can be this retarded and incompetent. I guess most of you NEETs *are* better off as NEETs because you can't function in society and are better off just withering away in some shithole living a miserable existence.
Try working Walmart as a cashier especially in a BUSY one. You would be crying in a month easily. If you are productive you will be stuck there, you will not be doing self checkout or on the Cosmetics section. You will be up front and have to work on weekends from 2pm-11pm during the Busy hours.
user I was so fucking desperate for a job. But godamn it do not work there. It was so shitty it was essentially as bad as working for Amazon. I can admit the stories are true.
I agree Russia is shit I can believe it. But over here there is no time off, if you are even slightly competent or productive they will "forget" to give you, your breaks and you will be stuck as a Cashier standing for 5 hours. Then have a 15 minute break. Then maybe another 15 minutes.

>I only take 1-2 classes a semester and plan on graduating in 8+ years!!
You are legitimately retarded

this image always triggers me, imagine the semi-chub that the corporate copywriter got after making this for his boss to celebrate his $12m bonus

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>we will escape this hell in 15 years
Yeah, no way we will get that lucky.

Lads why didn't you work hard while in school so you could get a job you like.

My job is pretty tiring but at the same time is pretty fullfiling unless I get a terrible day

>unknown tech company
shits gonna hit the fan when mercs raid the place

I wish, I'm at some country bumfuck town in Georgia, but I'm black and in uni. So I can't pretend like I'm retarded and get a easy job like the other hoodrats, since I'm seen as a liability. But I can't get a good Biology job yet, especially since they all want me to go to graduate school. Ill be fucking 30 before I get a decent job. The job market is fucked.

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I think the worst job is calling centres trying to get people to do surveys

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Depression isn't real.

I graduated in 2 years faggot. Get fucked

Pick up a new hobby user. Go out and do shit on the weekends. Your job isn't the problem, it's your lifestyle. Stop fucking your gf every single night, you two should go out and do something together or hang out with some mutual friends. Stop staying up late to play video games, you aren't getting enough sleep/valuable sleep.

>user I was so fucking desperate for a job. But godamn it do not work there. It was so shitty it was essentially as bad as working for Amazon. I can admit the stories are true.
yes I know
I'm saying that you're naive in thinking that must mean American is fucked.

>Work as a solicitor
>Angry people calling me all the time
>Always down to a fuck up on their end
>Mostly just not reading fine print or telling lies.
>Secretly get off on it
>Watch debt collectors on the tv
>Recognize my files every now and then
>My justice is the most sexy justice.

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Taking 2 classes a semester. Big fucking doubt bud.

I know and that's why I said I need to get it together now. Not later. My advice was to those who are 16-27 years old and are NEETS.

ahaha I never thought of how shit being a lifeguard is till now, aren't you allowed to do anything other than stare at a pool all day?

How can he get his shit together if you say no one will hire him now

That sounds like whining to me, meet me in my office

I've never understood the dislike for this image
There isn't anything wrong with most of those points

If it's any consolation, I'm living in the ghettos of Ireland and they won't take me on suspicion of being a hoodrat, despite plenty of experience in other entry level jobs. Getting a code monkey degree to try and claw my way out of hell but still a brainlet at heart.

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>leaving work earlier
>co-worker stops me to say that earlier when I'd passed by her and some vendor, the vendor had insulted me behind my back
Christ why are vendors such fucking assholes.
Also
VIDEO GAMES

I feel ya brother, best of luck

user...

It's naive.

I was going to become a nurse, heres all the pre reqs I had to take
2 Bio
2 Psych
Health & Fitness
Intro to Medicine
Pre Req Math
Pre Req Chemistry

Each class was about 350 dollars, the highest class was Bio which was like 700 because of the live demo's of dissecting animals we had to do.

>continue
i just hit 30 this year, i have no future plans for work, i have no work ethics and the worst part is that i enjoy not working or having a job. Im really worried about myself, past couple of months ive been planning to an hero when i reach lvl 40. im pretty sure life goes downhill from there.

I worked at a investment firm cold calling rich faggots to try and send me information. Pretty similar. Was your boss screaming about not getting enough surveys/confirmations?

Not gonna lie as the average poorfag, I'm jealous. Good going though user, you've earned it and nothing can take that away from you.

Don't worry, you're not alone. There isn't a single wrong point on there

im 28 and i fear hitting 30 honestly, i wanted to be on my way to wife house kids by then, had gfs sure but now that im alone again... dunno

also

hy has my ex-gf invited me to a city festival?

>dated for 8 months, friends for 7,8 years, bunch of mutual friends therefore
>broke up september of last year
>2 months of on and off
>another 2 months of barely contact
>start seeing each other again december to mid of february this year
>i break it off because she fucked with someone else and wasn't completely honest with me

last weekend as a pretty big festival in town, had a lot of fun etc.
she was on a camping trip she always does with family and friends of familys, now with her new guy the guy she slept with above

she texts me yesterday, asking how it was
i barely answered
today she invites me to said other festival

she's keeping me on the backburner isn't she.

I play too many video games and I take my job too easily. I'm fully prepared to be the first guard that gets headshot by a silenced pistol before my body is dragged off and some smelly russian wears my clothes as a disguise. Honestly I was really worried when I first started, but I don't patrol anymore. I'm in the control room mostly so some other idiot is gonna get shot first.

>she's keeping me on the backburner isn't she.
yes, fuck her. either tell her to fuck off or just ghost her, but don't reply to casual messaging

But user, late stage capitalism is the reason why I don't get paid $100'000 per month to play Minecraft on twitch

>I'm saying that you're naive in thinking that must mean American is fucked.
It may not be. But Boomers of our society are retards they are always about convenience than tradition. There is less mom and pop shops, places are closing down, Amazon and Walmart are the places where everyone goes to despite knowing how bad it is. I can only hope you are right and Amazon and Walmart are not the only places left to work at.

I worked at a fast food restaurant for years doing the same thing, and yes it is not enjoyable work. They used to give me the position of multiple people (for example I would do both cash and order taker during lunch or dinner rushes, or I would do fries, cashier, runner, and drive thru during slower times) without paying me anything extra because I was really fast and wasn't an incompetent dunce who grabbed the wrong food, or forgot shit, or cashed out the wrong order like most employees did.

Regardless, there is no reason to do this. Some people enjoy this type of fast-paced on-your-feet lifestyle, but I didn't so I found a new job that was more slower paced and not on your feet all day (although I was only doing this during college so it wasn't intended to be long-term anyways).

There are plenty of low-activity jobs though, and there are also many jobs where you regularly interact with people and can do something that is satisfying or even fun. Just look around and find a new job instead of sticking with the same shit when you hate it. And actually the most ideal way to increase your income is not to advance within the same job place, but actually to change jobs every 2-5 years and your income will increase much faster than the meager raises you will get.

Lots of time in front of the computer programming and getting my first job from a friend of a friend.
Start making projects and send your resume everywhere, try asking people you know for the shittiest codemonkey job you can find - with enough luck you'll make it.

>she's keeping me on the backburner isn't she
Probably
You're plan B.

Why do my days off have to go by so quickly

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I'm a complete shut-in, so I don't even talk to people much these days.

Good job little guy! You got it it's a coping mechanism for people with depression!

>yes, fuck her.
then why even get together with that guy honestly
ghosting her now, although i feel bad becaise it had happened to me

how am i plan b if things were starting to somewhat look like we were getting back?

also, love you guys and this thread for as long as it lasts

I'd rather be a depressed NEET than a depressed wagie

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>I can only hope you are right and Amazon and Walmart are not the only places left to work at.
you can sleep ez because I can tell you with one hundred percent certainty that this will never be the case in the literal sense that I think you're thinking

>There isn't a single wrong point on there
>"all people are created equal"

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Brain meds?

Changing every year works too

>doing an engineering degree at top 500 world uni
>depressed as hell
>already in debt though so if I drop out it's over
These years will pretty much decide my life, but it's so difficult sometimes.

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im really sorry to hear that friend, i hope we climb from this pit of despair.

Denial is the first step so you're on the right path

>almost 30
>don't really like my job
>but no idea what would i want to do either

same here f4m, had almost 2 weeks off, friday gonna go to work again

correct

STOP

Stop what you're doing and watch this video (and many of the other videos on the channel) and it will change your life.

youtube.com/watch?v=NuYPzliwY78

You are working HARD not SMART and are making simple, stupid decisions that are negatively impacting your life

In addition, working out, eating healthy, and having regular social interactions all lead you to live a longer, healthier, happier life.

Jobs aren't about what you want or like to do. Find something easy and that pays decent

thanks fren, we will and we will emerge way stronger than ever
but still come back to the chans, it's home innit
only possible in the land of the free, home of the dead

I was actually in the nursing program before I dropped it, and I'm doubting you. See, in the US, the nursing board is pushing hard for all future nurses to get a bachelors (BSN), which means 2 years of prereqs and 2 years of nursing school, and you also need to be put on a waiting list to even get into nursing school, which depending on your school could take 6 months or 2 years. So if you're saying 2 years of community college, sure, but you ain't being a nurse in current year with only 2 full years of schooling.

>why get with the other guy
Looks? Money? Social status?
He has something you lack that she wants.
On the other hand, YOU probably have something that HE lacks, which is why you're a back up.

>work at a warehouse
>everyone is aware of the reality of disgruntled coworkers shooting the place up from shitty work conditions because it happened before in a nearby warehouse
>nothing changes though, management still sucks and makes people do things that damage their bodies, some coworkers are lazy where others have to pick up slack and management does nothing about it so nothing changes & workers have to work on weekends when management gets them off
>tfw there's knives laying all over the place
It will happen one day, I just hope I'm not there when the guts start getting stabbed and the bullets go flying.

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>click video
>WHAT'S U-
>close video

>Finally made it out of retail 2 weeks ago
>Nice comfy Level 1 IT desk job where I can work from home whenever I want
>Only do about 40 minutes of work and get paid to play vidya and study nipponese
>Only 30k yearly but a major step up from retail
>Mfw not having to deal with indian fucks and bitchy wine moms anymore or spoiled fucking toddlers

Its like heaven bros

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It's almost a certainty at this point. 15 years is a very liberal estimate but I'm a glass half full kind of guy.

It's a 1 man 10 hour shift so not really, people that work at the pool are jealous of me for doing nothing, little do they know.

>10 days until I can no longer afford rent or food
>Packing up everything and taking my tools with me into my truck
>mfw

Welp time to go back to the ol daily grind.
i've been coasting off my money for 5 years, now I gotta get back to work again.

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>He has something you lack that she wants.
all i can think of is him dancing honestly, he works in the same field she does
and in her head he's more outgoing than i am
and what lacks is most certainly being romantic, making her feel wanted that kinda stuff
we wanted to start dancing lessons together when we were seeing each other

eh, whatever honestly
her demise if she's with a guy who's more of a friend than a boyfriend to her

Then you'll probably be one of those higher-than-average suicide statistics I'd wager

Enjoy it user and do what you can to make sure it not only lasts, but you get even better pay as time goes on.

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>Just got a job at Applebees
>Start at 5:00pm
>So I can stay up til 6:00 to play vidya
>Might be a Waiter to Bartender

How did I do?

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If I was motivated enough to kill myself I wouldn't be in this mess to begin with silly

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Speaking about motivation.
Jeff Watts art teacher has pretty good series of video about "mastery".
>youtube.com/watch?v=wCtaRkSXh0o
He reviewing book "Mastery" and this book works for a lot things in life. He start slow but it's very interesting to watch.
>tfw I'm Dabbler

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>I worked at a fast food restaurant for years doing the same thing, and yes it is not enjoyable work. They used to give me the position of multiple people (for example I would do both cash and order taker during lunch or dinner rushes, or I would do fries, cashier, runner, and drive thru during slower times) without paying me anything extra because I was really fast and wasn't an incompetent dunce who grabbed the wrong food, or forgot shit, or cashed out the wrong order like most employees did.
I had the same thing happen. There crazy thing is I can understand it only because Cashier, Fast Food, Call Center etc always involve so much responsibility and are customer service jobs.
>Regardless, there is no reason to do this. Some people enjoy this type of fast-paced on-your-feet lifestyle, but I didn't so I found a new job that was more slower paced and not on your feet all day (although I was only doing this during college so it wasn't intended to be long-term anyways).
I am going to do the same thing soon. I am thinking a nice theatre job as an Usher instead. I wonder if it's anything at least more slow and laid back like a electronic retail chain.
>Just look around and find a new job instead of sticking with the same shit when you hate it. And actually the most ideal way to increase your income is not to advance within the same job place, but actually to change jobs every 2-5 years and your income will increase much faster than the meager raises you will get.
Absolutely. I have learned my lesson. I am not going to do anything labor intensive again. I am good at marketing or customer service stuff but not labor intensive work.

Sounds nice
I have a data entry job right now but I'm interviewing for a help desk job next week

>5 minutes in and he mentions living off of $5 subway sandwiches
>somehow this is frugal
Retard probably landed an amazing job out of college and didn't incur any debt if he thinks eating out more than once a week is anything but financially irresponsible.

they are, outside of illness
their circumstances might not be, but that falls into previous point

Gather some people (or not) and start a post production firm. That's what I've been thinking about, I got the same expirience as you. I think there's demand for it, at least if you start low-end or get to know people who want shit produced.
Thanks for reading my blog.

As long as your not wanting to get out and can not talk to a manager you will be alright. All jobs have ups and downs. You just need to stick with a job you can tolerate.

Most people don't have the balls to kill themselves right off the bat. They need a few years of depression to drive the nail in. It'll come soon, I assume.

It's hard to be motivated to play video games while watching the West sink under the weight of shitskins who have no right being here. But it's not like I can just go out and shoot them, or something. So, instead I'm just watching it all burn to the ground and wondering when white people will finally say enough is enough. I'm thinking that's never coming.

What are some jobs that are at least semi decent and won't make me want to kill myself?

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Nah. All problems have physical underpinnings, usually a lack of parental care or nutrition.

>not enough physical activity
>not enough sunlight.
>not enough actual human friends, in person
>eat the wrong food.
>don't sleep enough
>need to distract the mind

everyone who disagrees is too lazy to change his shitty habits.

dancing lessons are cool nonetheless

do you like dancing? i used to hook around some groups and met some cool people there. i even met some interesting girls but i evade relationships and had to turn them down

waiting tables is ez pz desu
if this is your first waiting job then stick around for a year then go somewhere nicer that will hire you for your xp.
applebee's probably has fairly low expectations so you have room to make mistakes

Waggie advice

Those assessments are a quiz, not personality. They'll throw the thing out if you score like 70%

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>have work
>have money
>have home
>have a gf
>have a pet
>"I have it so bad guys, i want to suicide"
Normally i would tell you to kill yourself for being such a faggot when you have almost everything, but what do to now. Just hurry up and do it, faggot.

>tired of being poor neet so look for job
>job posting for dishwashing
>3 years experienced required
what the hell

People there cant even manage to fuck at 13 figures grab a car by 16. In my country you can drive at 18 at 20 i had my first car and i started living alone at 23. Basically you can do that guide for life if you dont live in america (so ignore the loan for college and spawning kids like an insect).

I"m doing pretty shitty because i can't figure out how to beat water Ganon in his second phase.

all of my bows broke...

never learned how to dance honestly, would love to but a bit too eh on going alone

speaking of the devil she texted me that some mutual friend(female) will come

Jesus these threads are awful. Fuck off with your shitty blogs.

>work comfy servicedesk
>company merges with another, suddenly my workload is increased 10000 percent
I want to die

>work outside as a parking attendant in a city to help pay for college
>just sit in my car and shitpost for 6 hours every shift
>get paid $10 an hour

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I'm a seasoned pro at being depressed and unmotivated but you sure seem to relish talking about other people killing themselves. Let me guess. You think you're a good person?

Tfw fell for the meme

Nothing, Boomers have them all

Could be your chance to make a move with someone else, user.

I don't know about those two jobs but being a dishwasher sucks. It's an easy job made hard by the sheer volume of fat consumers flowing in to gorge and leave piles of glass and silverware behind.

>Mfw I have these types of days
Everything you'd think wouldn't got to shit does and all I can do is just laugh at the absurdity of it all.

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Just lie bro. Look up videos of dishwasher tutorials on YouTube.

Stay in school kids or you'll end up like me about to be 30 and working at a fucking goodwill. I hate myself so much.

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thank you for your reply
nah mutual friends in a relationship and im friends with her and him

Shits fucked man

My last job before this was Dishwasher and I quit for that reason

I've been waiting at least eight years
How much longer

Ones where you rarely interact with other people. stay far away from retail

>Thread isn't remotely vidya-related
>Not even pretending to be
>Nearly at 500 posts
What the actual fuck

>thinks simply acquiring these things will automatically make him happy
never gonna make it

>dishwasher tutorials
Kek

>32 hours week "overworked"
>Is considered "heavy working" doing cashier job.

You are a lazy fuck thats what you are. I work 50 hours week trucking and i still got time for games and shitposting.

it's a come together user, honestly pretty comfy

What's the position called?

I can't find a job, so I'm just exercising, ive lost 10 lbs so far. I guess its not too bad

Cashiering sucks overall. I feel your pain.

He literally was not born into money, almost failed out of high school, didn't go to college, and invested the savings he made working for six weeks into a rental property and made a living in real estate, invest majority of his money in index funds.

And yes, actually $5 footlongs are not a bad deal as they are $2.50 a meal, although he also eats, eggs, cheese, toast, chicken breasts, etc. He also only buys heavily used cars near the end of their depreciation life so he can resell them at essentially the same price, buys cheap shirts from outlets stores and wears them for 10+ years straight, makes his own coffee at home, buys multiplexes and rents out the remainder so he can basically live for free.

Get back in your cagie

Everything can be much worse desu
You can born in real non meme third world shithole or warzone. Or your comfy home can turns into warzone

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People on Yea Forums are mentally ill and depressed. News at 11

No, but I do know that I'm better off than a NEET.
And I'm a lot less likely to kill myself than you too

Hiro-approved meta thread.

So how the fuck do you get on autismbux? I don't wanna work anymore and would feel no shame leeching off the government if I could do it comfortably and without fear of revocation. I could devote all my time to making my game that I've been designing for a year.

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>She's old
>look her up
>32
I mean I guess so.

Not a wagie, so I’m doing great.
Getting a switch maybe for my birthday.

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It does not always need to be Vidya related. It can be hangout threads on games and on listening to music together. There was threads like that in early 2013.

It's a teambuilding exercise, don't interfere

I don't have any of those and you don't see me complaining here.

It's a honeypot, we're all getting banned. All feels threads on Yea Forums are.

I agree with you

I dunno, however long it takes you to man up and either do it or get over it.
Why don't you ask mummy to do it for you since you can't work yourself?

What are some jobs that are easy enough for a talentless hack but pay well enough for me to be able to live my life shitposting?

I unironically think you're wrong on both counts.
Take care of yourself out there user. Life is crazy.

How will you pay for games?

I kinda wish I did cashering. No, I sort clothing all day and hang it up. I need to sort my life out.

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Security guard, waiter

Mumsie and popsie!

I'm positive I'm right on both accounts. Try not to kill yourself too soon, your parents will likely be mildly disappointed

The 'X years experience' most places put on job applications is just a meme to deter the extremely lazy people, I guarantee you'll get an interview even with zero job experience.

> I work 50 hours week trucking and i still got time for games and shitposting.
All you need to is drive. You never have to deal with retarded people.

>turning 26
>okay job, no debt, making 54k to 60k yearly and benefits
>hard work
>fairly stressful
>often monotonous
>getting older

Its scary bros. I'm planning on going back to school for a higher level position that pays a fair bit more but damn i wish i had my shit down earlier. Best case scenario I'd be 31 or 32 and i doubt i'd like the job that much better, but itd pay more and id have to deal with less low level bullshit.

I see some of my cousins entering law school at 22 and it hurts my soul. I wish i could start over at 18.

Shilling on Yea Forums
Only catch is you have to promise to cut off your dick

>when I was 19 years old I bought a 30k car
Explain this.

Tell me, how does working customer service with a 40-hour job mean you have less free time

This was a nice thread. Wish you guys all the best.

>All you need to is drive. You never have to deal with retarded people.
I'm not a truck driver but even I know the road is full of retards driving around.

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>All you need to is drive
>You never have to deal with retarded people.
Do you only drive in the alaskan wilderness or something

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hmm, i dont get the house hacking thing.

turning 23 in August, don't want to be a NEET anymore, never had a job, don't know where to start.

honestly a trucker probably has less free time than you. Also you have bosses at the company that hound you for not making certain milestones in certain times. Trucking seems very stressful

>tfw I have migraine with aura

Find a job

Just give them a firm handshake son

>never learned how to dance honestly, would love to but a bit too eh on going alone
lots of people go alone to dancing lessons. it's a really great past time.

i might just look into it, after all i've heard a lot of people find girls there

upgrade your bootstraps lad

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just b.e. yourself

We had a local dancing class that actually encouraged single guys showing up because there was always more single chicks

Because you have CSM's you have Security cameras. Its basically Amazon tier wageslave. They do know when you are slacking off.
Yes there are retards on the road but there are even more retards as shoppers. Can you imagine having to deal with Mexicans and people that speak a different language and do not know how to count money?
Yes I can believe that. But he is being dishonest about saying my job is easy. It's like saying Amazon is easy to work in when the news reports the opposite.

might take a look around for that yeah

Why do Yea Forums richfags look down on casulries?

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just don't go with thirst in there, that breaks the whole group up

a bit of a protip, a lot of dancing classes are aligned with dancing parties/afterparties. that's where you make your moves.

Real advice here it can be hard to get to a livable wage with no work experience or education. If you dont have money for education, or dont want to put in the time you're choices come down to Labor Unions or military. Either would most likely accept you, you might need to work some kind of shit job while applying to a labor union so they see you're somewhat motivated.

But you need to do something soon. Labor unions can be good, but it is hard work. I think electricians start at 16-19 as an apprentice and after becoming a journeyman you can make anywhere from 24-30 something. Its hard work but respectable and livable.

nah if anything id go there to actually learn how to dance, at least the standard things

>tfw every migraine has aura and a few migraines ago I literally couldn't understand language or read
called transient aphasia, first time since my first migraine that I was actually a little spooked

>Because you have CSM's you have Security cameras. Its basically Amazon tier wageslave. They do know when you are slacking off.
Yeah, and when you're off work you don't have to worry about that anymore. Also truckers have strict schedules they have to adhere to, what, do you think they only drive 20-hours out of the 50-hour week or something?

>Can you imagine having to deal with Mexicans and people that speak a different language and do not know how to count money?
Not as stressful as getting into a fender bender with Mexicans that only know spanish and have expired licenses and no insurance, that's if they don't just hit and run though.

good lad, dancing is great

What's the standard form of dress at dance classes? Been interested myself but fear coming off as a sperglord or thirsty.

something ive always slacked off as "ill never use it" but now turning older.... i get that its useful actually

git rich noob
that way you can gaze upon the true dreadful countenance of this reality and recoil into an uneasy financially solvent dread

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With my full time job that I love and pays much more than minimum wage.

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