Crash Team Racing

EVERYONE WILL BE HERE Edition

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Anything in the datafiles about the bikes?

Nah just that Crash and Tiny have some biker skin.

Second for FAST
>PUNY MISSILE TOO AFRAID OF TINY

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thank god the crash biker skin is in.

Shit i'm dumb I forgot to mention the paste bin only mentions skins so it's still possible there's more kart/bikes in.

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TINY GOT SKILLS

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I'm gonna main the fuck out of Ami, but until then, Ripper Roo is my boy.

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Why did they ruin Ami's perfect hair

That's fucking beautiful

pastebin.com/Mj6sDkVs

>Tawna
>Trophy Girls
>Baby T.
>Baby Crash and Coco
>Spyro and friends
>Velo
>N. Brio
>Koala Kong
>Komodo Moe
>Fasty
>King Chicken

Goddamn that's a lot of fucking post launch characters. I'm curious as to how they'll distribute the other unannounced ones since we know there are at least six planned Grand Prixs from release to the end of the year. The ones they revealed are all themed so I guess the missing villains could all be bundled together in one, though that only leaves the last two weirdos so there's probably even more fucking characters not even in the files, presumably the folks from CTTR.

So what happens if you play Adventure as Oxide?

Lads what version of the game are you gettingt? Apparantly the special edition has a character you can unlock by playing so it's not worth it? or is that wrong?

Who the fuck is fasty

coco crawls out of the screen to mock your tiny penor

csydes.fandom.com/wiki/Fasty

I can't remember, who's Fatsy again? And King Chicken for that matter?

>KFC colab secret character.
Literally why?

Keep in mind this is only the list as of 1.01
It's still missing Baby character data, and Spyro's pack.

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King Chicken doesn't seem to be a thing in any past Crash game. There's the normal chickens in 3 and some of the other games but that's it. Could just be a name they came up with to make a random chicken in to a racer because they had the assets for it. Might also coincide with that KFC tournament they're having.

>only 2 outfits
lame

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>Velo
>N. Brio
>Koala Kong
>Komodo Moe
>Fasty
>King Chicken
Did I miss something? Were they confirmed?

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Do we know yet if you can buy outfits for characters you haven't unlocked yet?

Hyper Garbage

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post characters who are better than tiny

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He is in

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>DriverNitrosOxide_Outfit_Default_materials_pkg
>DriverNitrosOxide_Outfit_HotRod_materials_pkg
>DriverNitrosOxide_Outfit_ShowerCap_materials_pkg
>DriverNitrousOxide_Outfit_Alt_00_materials_pkg
>DriverNitrousOxide_Outfit_Alt_01_materials_pkg
>DriverNitrousOxide_Outfit_Alt_02_materials_pkg
>DriverNitrousOxide_Outfit_Alt_03_materials_pkg
Is that a reference to the spelling mistake in Nitro Kart? Did they go that far?

who /cute/ broship here?

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The pastebin in that post is all skin/character data that was found in the 1.01 version of the game files. All those characters were listed besides the babies and Spyro who were confirmed by the devs but apparently aren't in the files at all yet.

Just got into the CTR hype. What are these grand prix about? Is it upcoming free DLC?

You first

This mad man.

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It seems fun for the crazy speeds attainable now. Maybe we'll get a Hypest Spaceway with fake Velo in a future Grand Prix that is closer to the original in scope. Or a Time Twister track with a similar concept.

Only skins and stickers are exclusive to the special edition, you can still unlock the characters. For me it isn't worth it.

Well I can't read then, oops

That's great. Nbrio Chads will rise.

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I want her in.

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Yes. Monthly DLC pretty much.

Crash Boom Bang Pura when?

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So, I've got a £50 gift card and I feel charitative today. I may give it away to a one fortunate soul if they really want to. Now, keep in mind, it's fifty quid. It only works within Bongland because fucking Morrisons didn't have a PS+ memebership card.

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Coolio, thanks

>NTR
why

Yes. Every month starting in July there will be a Grand Prix that allows you to unlock all the stuff listed (characters, skins, karts, stickers, etc.) for free by completing challenges while the prix is ongoing. When it ends everyone gets to keep the new track by default plus whatever they unlocked. Anything you don't manage to get in time will later be available in the in-game store for the in-game currency.

An user in a different thread pointed out that "Rex" in Latin means king. Thus Baby T "Rex" could be this King Chicken. One problem though is that Baby T is supposed to appear with Baby Crash and Coco, and their data isn't in the pastebin link, so it could be something else entirely.

HE'S IN

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I'll believe anything at this point. What will the difference be between Nitrous and Nitros? Simple color swaps?

Anyone know how to unlock the trophy girls?

You should treat yourself m8

That seems like kind of a stretch considering that everyone else has their normal names in the data. Also it doesn't really explain the chicken part. I guess it could be referring to how birds evolved from dinos but that really seems like a needlessly complicated way to refer to a character who already has a known shorter name.

Post a picture of the code or bullshit
(actually don't, people use bots to scan the site for codes, if you want to give it to someone, just get a random number site thing and make everyone choose a number, or some bullshit like that, then find someway to send it private)

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All that really implies is that they started on Baby T before the others, which makes sense because he's the headliner and already has assets.
Dinosaur being king of the chickens seems the most sensible theory.

Nandamuri[/spoiler] Tarakan Ramarao?

You sure? I'm not gonna hesitate much knowing it's 50 quid.

Treat yourself mate, get something nice for ya
Tetris Effect is a great game, it's def something that you can relax to, put some headphones and just enjoy the game

Possibly just a cheeky nod to his name being misspelt in CNK.

>confirmed at least 6 grand prixes

>missing trilogy bosses pack
>koala kong
>moe
>n brio

>literal who oc pack
>"fasty"
>"king chicken"
>

>cttr pack
>nina
>pasadena
>von clutch

Why did they change the Costume guy?

he died

Not really been following this game much.

Is it just a 1:1 remake of CTR or are they adding original content on top of it?

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Stop lying.

twitter.com/CrashBandicoot/status/1141394065847492608

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It has all ctr characters and tracks as well as all of crash nitro kart's characters and tracks and the dlc features entirely new characters and tracks

>her

Basically double the roster and track selection from the get-go, with more being added over time.

Sweet. All of Nitro's tracks or just some?

What the fuck are a Fasty and a King Chicken?

Hey Yea Forums, I heard there aren't any dragons on the Wumpa Islands. Can anyone confirm?

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All of them with the anti-grav removed.

Yeah, the nitrous files are just color swaps.

You wait until the grand prix in July.

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who here /depressed/ because they didn't get an early copy

Also what do you fags play/watch/do while you wait for it to arrive

So much for keeping true to the original game, this is becoming more like the rubbish sequel racers.

Should have stuck to the original game just like Vicarious Vision instead of turning it into this pathetic DLC grind fest just like every other game.

Thanks for ruining it just like you did The Amazing Spiderman games.

What about that puny barrel?

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There's 2
I recommend you try the Forgotten Realms, bud

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I played CNK recently, and Hyper Spaceway was a painfully long slog, but then I attribute that to the shitty mechanics mostly. It probably would've been really fun with proper CTR mechanics instead.

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if it was just the base game it'll get old fast, DLC keeps the longevity of the game.

>Penta placeholder voiceline
>Penta mask glitch intact
>Nitros typo held over from CNK for CNK skins
>fucking FASTY
WAS IT AUTISM?

I don't mind the waiting.
I'm just want to see if the mailman screws the delivery somehow, so I can complain to Amazon and save a few bucks.

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>tfw hyped for this game but know you will stop playing it like the original CTR because it takes one hour to play every track and beat adventure mode so it will get boring very quickly

who else knows this feel

Online multiplayer.

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So they're all flat tracks now? Weird decision.

it will get boring when you play it after the first week. same ol shit

>komodo joe
>komodo moe
>the goofy one from WoC that's now underground
Yeah there be dragons

I'm playing Monster Hunter while I wait

he had a mask so he went right through it

>that feel when it's a possibility the Switch digital preload won't unlock at midnight and might be set for like 10 in the morning instead for some ungodly reason because Nintendo is weird like that

It means they dont have to waste time coding antigrav when cnk hardly used it outside of setpieces

God dammit I thought all dragons stayed on reddit.
I'm going to fucking race and you can't stop me this time.

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>Fasty
The hippo that never made it past the drawing board phases of CTR?

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=nvoLTIQbiFs
It was the right decision. Imo
All tracks are consistent now between the two games. Tracks like Thunderstruck were completely reimagined for the better. Every track besides Hyper Spaceway at least.

Currently playing on Switch. Loading times are pretty bad. Everything other than that plays pretty good.

>Colonel Sanders
>Mascot Crash
>Fasty
would it be the best Grand Prix ever?

this desu. I've been watching the stream and it looks like there's nothing to compel you to keep playing

Didn't get the Nitros Oxide edition. Does anyone know what I'm going to have to do to unlock my boy Crunch?

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No offense, but you sound like a enormous faggot who should kill himself right now.

Again, no offense.

Samefag.

I'm going to have to agree with this...

The blue hippo was never intended to be a Crash character. He was just a sketch created by one of ND’s artists, Bob Rafei back around CTR’s development. I think the name Fasty does appear in the game data though. Who knows what in the world Beenox will give us.

I know this feel bros....

That image cracked me up

REE WHY ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF MY ORANGE FURRY FANTASY GAME. I'M GOING TO IGNORE THE FACT THAT IT WILL BE BORING AND REPTITIVE AS SHIT AND I WILL REGRET MY PURCHASE FUUUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU GO DIE

you are so mad... it's so sad... it makes me...

Buy him in the pit stop. You'll miss out on his robot skin.

It begins

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stop samefagging and change up your posts ending with "...." to make it look different kek

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I didn't think of that before but now I'll hold off on buying this game... sheesh

>but i don't imagine any kids succeeding at this game

Nigger I beat this game several time when I was less that 10 years old.

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Christ, many of us beat the Oxide ghosts when we were 9. Who are those people?

And now we know what kind of reviews this will be getting. Expecting a 70% meta score

wtf bros, I was so hyped but now this made me think of the reality. I probably won't have as much fun playing this game as I think I would. I can always play the original anways....

>target audience is kids
>the game is a remake of a game that came out 20 years ago
The target audience is 30 year old boomers

Games should change to acclimate to changes in culture. The world is a more miserable place, I don't want to pay $40 to get my ass kicked, and you shouldn't either unless you're a spineless cuck.

So mad that I can't write properly.

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I know a lot of people have problems with remade OSTs but I am loving the new map music

The bass and live instruments sound great youtu.be/4aS-Fzu-S6Y

yeah.. after hearing the game is more difficult I think I'm going to hold off on this game... hard pass...

>the dark souls of kart racing
HE DOES IT AGAIN

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Not suspicious at all

So we know about the characters, what was the full list of skins shown on there too?

All these characters and still no Nina

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They have pirated the game for their Switch, so their opinion shouldn't matter at all.

You are if you are getting your ass kicked.

>I'm pretty good at Mario kart
Having a good kek from that

Listen to Crash, Yea Forums.

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SEKIRO SOULS: OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU EDITION OF KART RACERS

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Good.

It's the same faggot replying to himself because he thinks he's funny, yes.

KING FUCKING CHICKEN

>seething mariokart fag
yea who cares about their opinion anyways?

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you're the only spineless cuck here, you pussy footed, participation award winner 6-years in a row, limp wristed, yellow bellied basement goblin

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I don't think I'm going to buy this game anymore. sounds like it's not true to original regarding the difficulty.

you're only a cuck if you give up, cucknar the cuck lord

>fasty and a KFC shill joke character instead of Bearminator and Rilla Roo
Really?

We not put fake velo as a yes just in case its a real velo skin?

>DriverCoco_Outfit_Beach_material_pkg
swimsuit Coco confirmed

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Decent play on Thunderstruck here
youtube.com/watch?v=DwJXy1lQFVM
This is a reupload, the original video said he was playing on hard difficulty.

no, not really.
they're code names.

wtf... I thought this game was going to be good because of all the new characters.... but you realize the characters aren't even that interesting and not much of a step up from the original cast... that's going to be a no from me dog. Going to have to get this on a sale. Unfortunate

AND IF IM FEELING UP TO THE CHALLENGE, WAHOO

>actually believing this
They added a literal chicken to cutscenes

October

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IT'S NOT FAIR IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BEAT MARIO KART BROS THE TITLE FOR BEST KART RACERS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE OURS

Now Redline got way better.

>5 days off starting tomorrow
>excited to play throughout that whole time
>just get an email saying my master's thesis defense is next week and I gotta prepare
>have to spend this weekend writing a fucking presentation and revising for speech

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what forum is this kek?

delete this NOW

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Such is the life of the wagecuck.

Why is Yea Forums so full of retards that don't understand why games don't go up at exactly midnight?

AHH TOO FAST

gbatemp iirc

filled with a bunch of fucking mario kart worshipers

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Should i get this in xbox? I don't have a ps quad

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don't worry about it. the game will most likely be boring and repetitive. Your work is much more important than a game where you can probably emulate the original for a better time

Fuck I have so much relearning to do. My muscle memory has gone for CTR

gbatemp.net/threads/anyone-else-find-ctr-nitro-fueled-difficult.541247/

How long is that samefag gonna go, god

>thesis
>wagecuck
user, did you drop out of school?

>Click link
>WHATS UP GU-
>Close link

Nah

It's okay. The game is able to be emulated and you can just play the game, realize it gets boring, and don't even have to relearn it because you'll quit the game

Nigger, at least don't write all your posts in the same way.

Also kill yourself.

GIVE ME A PC VERSION ALREADY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

damn that's pretty good

Once the game's community starts getting smaller and they need more sex appeal.

That place still even exists?

8 months (5 minutes in DBZ)

what a bunch of losers, tempted to make an account to call them out

>STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIIIIIIIKE

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I was calling him out, man. You think I wanna see a thread getting clogged up by him? No, I really don't. I know it's hard to tell who's who with the anonymous nature, but still.

Sonic Team Racing feels like a completely new experience where as I feel like Crash Team Racing feels just like it did on the PS1. Not bad... but just nothing new.

who are the retards pushing this meme?

no shit it's a remake

>people here are impressed by webms of stuff I had no problem doing in OG CTR
I feel hyped but also scared I will actually be shit at the game because I haven't played it for 15 years.

50 power slides in a row to unlock the best character.

who am i?

I'm just warning you guys of the harsh reality you guys will soon realize

That's not him, that guy is named Trippo and isn't a Crash character

fake crash CNK

>NOOOO STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT

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I probably played 1500 hours of this game but haven't touched it since like 2005, I'm fully accepting that I'm gonna have to start over at getting gud

You mean you're drowning out the others with mass falseflagging. Please consider better hobbies.

seething... that's right fill.... activision's pockets...

How did u emulate it? Whats the titlekey for yuzu?

If I'm falseflagging explain how I'm wrong? You guys attack with

xd seething and memes xD :F

I hope we get a pregnant Coco skin

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What was the name of that twitter guy who leaked the 6 grand prix and the halloween themed one?

Is it the same guy who revealed the king chicken stuff?

The amount of shortcuts that people are gonna find is gonna be N. SANE

kek

Thanks for that link. The blue flame sections are looking really fun and challenging.

yes, betam

>PLEASE GUYS YOU HAVE TO STOP LIKING WHAT I DON'T LIKE
>PLEASE
>Y-YOU'RE FILLING A-ACTIVISIONS POCKETS GUYS
>A BLOO BLOO BLOO

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Why? The game's a 1 to 1 remake of CTR and CNK. any unintended shortcuts will be patched

>that entire post
>but I'm very good at Mario Kart
>dark souls of kart racing
This post has everything I hoped for

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So is it true that the amount of wumpa coins decreases unless you switch to another character? Because then that doesn't sound that bad.

No offense.

link that shit

Your posting style with an over-reliance on adding "..." to the end of many of your sentences also with a very disingenuine depressed act wasn't very hard to spot, you know. How many times have you samefagged that post now?

you actually left and came back to see how I would reply

so... you're saying I'm based?

Don't give that faggot any attention.

pastebin.com/Mj6sDkVs

>literal whos Fasty and King Chicken
>still no Rilla Roo
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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No, that was my first post.

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twitter.com/mat5b

Never mind, found his twitter

Highlights:
>DriverCrash_Outfit_Biker_materials_pkg
>DriverKoalaKong_Outfit_Default_materials_pkg
>DriverKingChicken_Outfit_Default_materials_pkg
>DriverNBrio_Outfit_Default_materials_pkg
>Komodo Moe
>SystemData_availableDrivers_25_skins_0
>DriverFasty_Outfit_Default_materials_pkg

This makes me regret not ordering it for the Switch, just to crush the MK fags.

>If you finish at the same time the game gives you 2 first places lmao

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Kill yourself

>halloween grand prix
He's in!

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Thanks Doc!

Here's your party game grand prix, bro

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Why are you posting like William Shatner talks

>Your face when Princess Coco skin

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God, i want to fuck Liz so had, bros!

>Pretty above average player in Mario Kart
>Not one of the best but still very good
So you're still shit at it?

>profile pic
sasuga aquafag

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>losing against bots

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twitter.com/_DNOD_/status/1140749321148805120

PURE

UNFILTERED

UNRESTRAINED

PRIME

APEX

S O U L

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If this shit happens in sonic team racing it goes to the guy who's name is sorted first through the alphabet.
Glad to see alphabet abuse isn't present.

Shit did I miss N Brio lads going off from this?

>Penta alternates between Aku and Uka
This game is maximum oversoul

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>When the remaster has triple the soul of the original

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>polar pass bridge jump is preserved
>blizzard bluff fence hop is preserved
Wew

Apparently the oxide skins that come from cnk still use the nitrous misspelling. Is that true? Maximum soul if so.

This is accurate to real racing, most notably rally. The exact same time gives the same points to both racers. Hell everybody would get a 1st place position if they all got the same time.

>Crash 1-3 remaster is decent, not much soul and is just a 1:1 copy with weird design choices
>Crash Team Racing remaster is ABOVE AND FUCKING BEYOND in both content and additional touches
What happened?

Different team.

>try to extract that .nsp to get titlekey
>don't get .tik file
how does this shit work

>Comparing a remake of THREE (3) games to one
pitiful

NSP is a cart conversion user, the real one won't come until friday.

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Pura?

It's always nice when a game actually allows for ties. One guy randomly getting the win is always infuriating.

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>and they need more sex appeal.

W-what do you mean by that??

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What game is that? I need more racers in my life

>They never updated Crash 1 to use a cuboid hitbox instead of a spheroid which would have drastically cut down on the ledge sliding and been more faithful to the original
Still upset about that.

The same hard mode where you could easily lap all the AI characters in the OG game?

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>Brio, Koala Kong and Komodo Moe are IN
Those madmen did it. I know everyone would go nuts over obj_motherfucker but let's be real here. Every single fucking ND era Crash character is in this game. That's insane

Did any of the CTR games have a level based around the Great Wall of China?

youtube.com/watch?v=binB5ypZSOE

FUCK SHITTY NITRO KART CHARACTERS

YOU DONT BELONG IN THIS GAME

mb.srb2.org/showthread.php?t=43708
SRB2Kart
A Sonic-themed fangame, but at this point it has hundreds of custom characters.

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Probably bigger budget and planning out things better.

>yaya will be added with an oriental track so they go balls-deep chingchong and add the fucking great wall
Would be cool

Just preordered the standard version lads. did i goof by not ordering the deluxe?

You don't deserve to play it.

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Thanks doc

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Thanks user, I'm on pc so I need more racers to fill in the wait. And yes i am emulating ctr, too. I just desire more

Don't know about you, but the Deluxe isn't available fucking anywhere for me. Sold out on Amazon and sold out everywhere else.

Oh well, the Nitrous stuff is meant to be available for purchase at a later date from what I heard.

No the deluxe version is extra pointless shit.

I can't believe I forgot this existed when I'm on a kart racer high, thanks user

Why does new crash have no megachompers?

"Does your mother tie your shoes as well?"

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megumi.. easy on the cheeseburgers

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>him

Ps store mate

>never played CNK
>I have to study all tracks and shortcuts because if the lobby picks a CNK track instead of a CTR one I'm clueless

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kek

Aside from hyper spaceway's deceiving shortcut, they're all stupid obvious.

On a serious point, what is the appeal for Zam?
Zem is a fat, disgusting troll so of course he's going to be fun but Zam? We already have angry animals in this so he comes off boring

>Digital
Disgusting.

>Even PEGI agrees

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green puppy

That bear used to give me nightmares as a kid.

Y-yes you are, Megumi.
sauce?

Someone please tell me.
Are there any signs of the skeleton crash skin in the pastebin leak? Please?

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He's the Oxide planet equivalent of Pura and Polar. Maybe if they actually explored that in a platformer, we'd have a better grasp of it

Ripper Roo and Polar are already in the game and they're everyone's favorite puppers.

Also, thought this was obvious... ZAM ISN'T CUTE.

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'BigPoss' on FA.

You weren't before, but you sure are now.

It's actually "agreees"

It's kind of weird to me that one pretty damn good Crash remaster and this new God tier Crash remaster have both come out of C-list developers. Is it a case of Activision giving them a lot of support or what?

No. But you'd be a good handicap character for when I'm playing with new people.

THE

DARK

SOULS

OF

KART

RACING

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It's a case of those developers having all the same staff and learning from their mistakes instead of being fired.

No

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I see my man Kaiji right there

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Danggit.
Maybe next halloween then.

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What would he do outside the straight jacket?

masturbate

>Crash_Outfit_NitroFueled_materials_pkg

Wonder if these are just general texture alterations or changes to the model.

Because the tag 'NitroFueled' I'm almost positive is the default skin. Could be wrong.

we LITERALLY told you guys that they would start calling it the dark souls of x. LITERALLY

haha imagine if she was your main because she ate whoever you'd normally main, i think that would be funny to talk about

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Hasn't some gamespot fag already called it the "sekiro of racing games"?

yes they have
and now we wait for people to try and turn this into an esport

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I live in the UK myself, but you should treat yourself to CTR and a couple more games.

>try and turn this into an esport
>try
It already was you blind bat, only thing that was ever missing was online play or 8-player LAN.

>CTR bringing in old crash characters and in some cases reinventing them
>renewing interest in tons of characters for a new and old audience

>they STILL won't make a new game after this

FUCK

That was the Activision rep. He also told the girl to try Hot Air Skyway after realising she was awful at the game.

Brought back guy in Crash suit for the ads, trophy girls returned after incels said never ever, more new tracks, Tawna I feel the dev team earned my purchase.

e-sports were a mistake.

To be fair VVisions already had a lot of prior experience with Crash considering they were behind the GBA games and CNK.
Genuinely surprised that some literal whos like Beenox managed to completely hit it out of the park here though. Guess being Crash autists helps.

Out of every Kart Racer that has ever existed, CTR has always had the largest E-Sport potential. It's by far the biggest game of this genre in the speedrun scene.

Supposedly VV is working on a new crash game (hence the reason they aren't working on the CTR remaster)
Don't have much proof of this, but that seems to be the general idea of what's happening with VV so take it with a grain of salt.

Im a hacked switch fag. No online.

Am I locked out of characters?
I already have all the Pit Stop stuff

>He also told the girl to try Hot Air Skyway after realising she was awful at the game
What was his endgame

So its just a battlepass but actually fun and worth it to grind out?

They can, the music will just be absolute shit unless they hire a real fucking composer the next time.

if you use the cheat code for pit stop you can unlock everything offline.

Nope
You can still acess it and buy the stuff on the Pit Stop with Wompa Cois
'tho you can't race with other people, you can only get Wompa Coins offline, and it seems that online you get more of them

It's just going to be a Wrath or Twinsanity remake instead of something better than those pieces of shit

The outcry for a new game is rather loud and I have no doubt they started working on a game sometime after NSANE was released
Plus Next Gen consoles are gonna hit the market in a year or so theyre gonna have to put something out

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Give it to me user, you know you want too. I won't waste it, i promise you.

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no kart racer should ever be an esport

No, wait, i dungoofed
Yeah, no online, no pit stop acess
You can acess the pit stop without the paid online

Well if they can make twin fix and add content that wasn't originally in I'd be all for it.

>There will never be a sheriff Cortex skin

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Why not? Natural E-Sportism, not that forced shit, pretty much guarantees a long and healthy life for the video game in question.

Like 95% confirmed for Halloween. They'd be dumb to not include it.

Shooters shouldn't be either.

Time trials, friend

Completed and non-buggy Twinsanity would be pretty good though

Crash Team Racing: How to unlock Tawna Bandicoot and the trophy girls
Players won't be able to unlock Crash Bandicoot's original damsel-in-distress and the trophy girls from day one, but they will be able to starting July 3.

Crash Team Racing Nitro-Fueled officially launches June 21, and Beenox has already announced three seasons of additional and free DLC.

The remake will be supported post-launch with seasonal Grand Prix content, and it's the first package where players will be able to unlock Tawna Bandicoot and the trophy girls.

Beenox's first Grand Prix season is called the Nitro Tour, and it'll include Tawna, the trophy girls (now referred to as the Nitro Squad), and a unique race track which reimagines the Ancient Egypt and Arabian Town levels from Crash Bandicoot: Warped.

To unlock Tawna Bandicoot, players will need to complete a plethora of the Grand Prix's challenges to attain enough Nitro Points.

So long as you keep playing the game and conquering easy to hard challenges that vary from top speed to power slide, you will earn every reward that's available.

As for the trophy girls Ami, Isabella, Megumi, and Liz, you will unlock all four of them by spending Wumpa Coins.

Wumpa Coins are earned by participating in Grand Prix challenges, and they can be redeemed at the Pit Stop store that will house characters, kart sets, wheels, paint jobs, stickers, skins, and more.

Along with Tawna Bandicoot and the trophy girls, the Nitro Tour will also add unique kart parts, international-themed cosmetics, and the return of Le Chaux.

Crash Team Racing Nitro-Fueled launches June 21 for PS4 and Xbox One, and the Nitro Tour Grand Prix expansion will be available to download for free on July 3.

I'll be fine then. Code unlocks everything in the pitstop for me.

N Brio, Nina, Evil Crash and Evil Coco are much better than skeleton crash. hell even Madame Amberly would be a better pick for halloween

I'm really on the fence for buying this game on ps4 but I don't have any console friends. Should I wait for PC?

I sure hope so. Skeleton crash is the skin I wanted in the most ever since they revealed skins.
Loved it in CTTR and I'd love it here.

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kart racers have too much RNG

WoC and Twinsanity were shit because they got rushed to hell, more so Twinsanity. I honestly wouldn't mind seeing a actual completed version of either

Might as well be a whole new game considering how much shit was cut from Twinsanity.

whats this reaction image from? which series

aesthetic

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>Twinsanity remake
>generic orchestra music

Bullet spread is RNG, and yet every the developers trying to remove it from Rainbow Six Siege with preset spread patterns ala CS was reviled by both pros and casuals.

Small amounts of RNG are healthy for e-sports. It prevents every match being solved before it even starts.

Well Skeleton Crash would just be a skin, the others could definitely appear as actual characters. As well as a character, we're getting skins, karts and other customizations on top.

>there are people who unironically don't play with D-pad

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twitch.tv/pillowstart9
lmao look at this dude destroying noobs online

Wrath of Cortex completely remade from the ground up would be something great to see. That game will always be the most reviled just because it was the first big step downhill.

Evil coco you say?
>DriverCoco_Outfit_Dark_material_pkg

please don't try to turn this game into an esport cluster fuck

Actually it doesn't guarantee a long life because the casual players leave the game once patches influenced by pros trickle down to the base game (which of course, is not the same game casuals are even playing). The perceived 'extended life' is from devs getting sponsored content by esports and being able to push more adverts for the game in attempt to stay relevant. Completely artificial.

CTR doesn't because it has something called item counterplay options. You can block every item in the game or send back your own when hit, and the only change needed would be to remove Tropy clocks and triple missiles/bombs because they disrupt the flow of the match.

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I use dpad whenever I can for racing games. The analog just feels off and idk why.
That being said, it took a good while to get used to using the analog for burnout paradise (thanks clunky dpad menu system)

>dark_material

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youtu.be/cKkDMiGUbUw
It's just not the same as:
youtu.be/k8BrU1yyDcs

What code?

he is getting a remake

>When the online lobbies start getting filled with hardened players who know every shortcut and boost technique
It's gonna be Yea Forums SART matches all over again.

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lol

lmao online will be so fucking fun for the first few weeks until mario kartlets quit

>I am pretty above average in Mario Karts.
>On normal i can never come first.

Dark Souls of kart racing was born today.

>cheat code that activates all online stuff
are beenox the most based devs?

>mario kartlets
>game dies and loses support because the majority doesn't feel like going autism mode to win
enjoy your dead game

The one iToddlers hate the most.

yea that's a sh- oh wait I'm not a switchtard LMAO

DURR I POSTED IT AGAIN GUYS

DURR MARIO KART BAD

DURR BOTH GAMES CAN'T BE GOOD IN THEIR OWN WAY

DURR THIS IS FIGHT WHERE WE MUST FIGHT OVER SOMETHING AND PRETEND WE'RE BETTER

Yes yes, I know I'm based and redpilled.

it's not real

It’s weird because the oxide edition is 20 bucks extra and it only has a couple exclusive items, everything else is easily unlock able, plus it doesn’t mention a season pass or anything. Some are speculating that there’s more to it

>majority doesn't feel like going autism mode to win
what is this garbage meme people are pushing
you don't need to be a super mega tryhard fag to win or do well
it might be a bit harder than mk but they are really simple fucking kart racing games

When you post about it you get involved user. I get what you were going for but these people really just need to be ignored.

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It's a code that only works for hacked switches, not an in-game cheat code like Penta.

Good lord, the characters and karts in these Switch screenshots look really bad.

it's against natural evolution to try harder to win

>acapella music is removed from game
>but is instead replaced by metal covers

youtube.com/watch?v=hFUEAk0DTAY

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atmosphere/sx os code

can't wait to unlock my precious princess

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He commits too many errors tho. It's painful to see.

>this fcken sucks I wish there was LESS stuff.

only way I would be okay with it, also if they added occasional yells

>commits
?

I'm so glad they're potentially putting Spyro in this. Finally Spyro and Crash will be together in a game that's better than pic related.

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That will actually be everyone once online drops.

I tried to tell you speedfags... Consistency is where those karts really shit the bed and online will be chaotic and filled with weapons.

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yeah and no real money involved

Well I know the game's resampled at 60% undocked now.
Knew undocked it would be resampled, but this a bit higher then expected. At least it's not Xenoblade 2 level's of nearly 40% and it's fuzzy mess.

>VV
Welp, it was a good run boys. This is where the downfall really started

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>Koala Kong
>Better than Tiny
bruh, what are you smoking?

Spyro was in the GBA version of Nitro Kart

What is the official Yea Forums CTR party van name?

My choice would be bandicooch

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how am I supposed to grind the grand prix every month while wagecucking and possibly playing WoW Classic when it releases

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Post your noob-wrecking nicknames to let everyone online know you're hot shit.

xXx_GasAllJews_xXx here

its always been Yea Forumseekends

TROPHY BOIS

Bandicooch sounds great

if the makers of Bee Movie Game can get their shit together, so can VV

It will be Sonic. Screncap this.

Mah nigga. Gonna main me some Dingodile for sure.

N-Tranced was pretty good. I'd trust them with a new Crash game.

All this Coco posting has inspired me to make an F-List profile for her.

It shouldn't require too much grinding
r-right

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>All the obviously-not-fabricated responses to this obvious not-bait post

I miss the checker flag loading screens.

>The Bee Movie Game was made by Beenox
Are you shitting me

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Haha thanks for the laughs samefag

You seem to get a fuck ton of coins (300?) from racing and winning online races.
Offline stuff seems pretty meager & random, ranging from 10-50 from what I've seen anyways.

Not only that they also developed two TASM video games.

I hope we get more guest characters
Sonic or Rayman have the best chance

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WHAT I only had it for Ganecube damn.

Don't play fucking WoW Classic then, dumbass.

CTR NF CONFIRMED FOR GOTY AND CRASH GETS TO KEEP THE TITLE OF THE GOAT OF KART RACERS
MARIO FAGS FOREVER BTFO

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I feel like going out to get CTR early at a local video game shop. I have a 0 in charisma so how do I get them to budge to sell it

Reminder FUCK BANDICOOTS!

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Well they don't have spider in their name

John?

Fucking self insert fags i swear to God

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>Offline stuff seems pretty meager & random, ranging from 10-50 from what I've seen anyways
Damn, that sucks. So you're pretty much forced to play a lot of online to unlock everything? I was hoping to unlock a bunch of characters and customization options by playing adventure and time trials before going online.

it's a reference to this youtube.com/watch?v=xqovxWUTPlg

Getting coins doesn't seem too hard. Some guy who isn't that good has 4800 already.

Grovel.

agreed

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[Unlock All Pit Stop Items]
04000000 007BDE4C 52800020

put it in [YOURCFW]/titles/0100f9f00c696000/cheats/C25BB998C6D3C629.txt

There is also
[Beat All Oxide Times - Digital NTropy Skin]
04000000 007BDCB8 52800020

[Unlock All Skins]
04000000 007BD5F8 52800020

[Unlock All Ordinary Items]
04000000 007BD2C0 52800020

[Unlock N.Tropy]
04000000 007BDB28 52800020

Just go to the register and ask if they have it and if they say it's not out yet just be like ah damn my mistake.

>tfw your name is John

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Well shit

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So is there a time limit in which you can unlock characters in which if you don't you can never unlock them again? I didn't quite understand the season system they mentioned in that one trailer.

I'd only recommend using the 1st one only senpaitachi

please, don't post photos of my wife.

Animal that uses Uka Uka. He's going to be the least played character I bet.

Your wife is a slut, dude.

It's just a way to introduce new characters and tracks every month. if you miss out on it you can get them with wumpa coins.

>the game is too easy
>the game is also too hard
>why didn't the dev's make this game specifically for me?????

No, she's only a top model.

There's separate rewards and challenges set up to unlock stuff. Not everything is bought with wumpas. I'm pretty sure you can unlock all normal CTR characters through adventure mode, as well as a good deal of the skins/karts/wheels.
If you hover over locked stuff, sometimes it'll have a challenge or achievement in order to unlock it. Other than that, I'm sure there's extra challenges and just other accomplishment checks that grant some bonus shekels.

Position doesn't seem to matter. You can also win 300 coins from offline races but the amount drops down at some point, happens for online races too. People said you only get lots of coins during the first hour of play of each day, while another theory is that you get loads as long as you change your character after a few races.

They were taking the piss and the dude sent an obvious baddie onto hot air skyway to torment her

GPs rotate and will always be available from time to time.

>still not dispatched

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so do we know how online works yet?
does matchmaking throw you into a cup or a single race?
how much can you do with a custom lobby?

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Giving us a giggle.

S-Sonic w his own will be a guest with his own stage right? I wanted TSR because I like Sonic but it looks so much worse than CTR. Less content, and the tracks in Sonic all look like high ways with wide turns instead of courses driving through the environments. The items are boring too

What skin is this?

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>Doctor N.Brio, with your brilliance and technology you could help the world, why are you making sexy bandicoots instead of curing cancer
>I don't want to cure cancer, I want to make sexy bandicoots.

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da n. goblina

If only they hired Twinsanity and Ghost of a tale devs

>inb4 it's Coco where she has her soul link cut by Cortex
>Pura is her daemon

I don't know why people want or think this. The reason the PS1 games were remade is because of the massive nostalgia i.e. money. Wrath sold well but has an overall bad reputation while Twinsanity is a cult hit at best.

Pura is a dashing hero

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Why do i want to fuck Ami

I want bandicunny now. It ain't fair, bros.

VV is the best future for the franchise though.

honestly I'd rather they just look at the N Sane Trilogy and make a new game based on them

Glad someone sreenshotted this shit. It's amazing.

Who can defeat him?

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But Beenox is clearly outclassing them in design.

What are you, gay or something?

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Well, why? The countdown literally says it will be up at midnight

Fuck off shill, the game is censored.

Wiggly

ears

they do in some timezones

ITS FUCKIN WALUIGI

>£5.99 chicken wing bucket
>CTR tournament
>Chicken a playable character

KFC is on a role

I want this skin.

For some places.
Pst gets it super early at 6 pm apparently

But im not a furfag

Guise, I'm kinda scared. Why are Activision being the good guys?

N'CUMBERED

sweaty

pits

What version does everyone seem to be getting? I was going to get the Switch version, but might hold off if everyone is going to wait for a Steam release.

>You unlock him by buying some promotional KFC bucket
>Just like the original Pizza Hut demo tie in.

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>why do i want to fuck a humanoid esque creature with big honkers
gee i dunno user might be that pee pee between your legs

Bandicutes are safe

HE EVEN HAS A 7 ON HIS CART TO WORK AS AN UPSIDE DOWN L

Hard to gauge but from these threads it doesn't seem like many people are waiting (unless they have no other option), and on polls generally its split 50/50 between Switch and PS4.

BOOB WIGGLE
EAR JIGGLE
TECHNOLOGY™

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PS4 or Switch

just accept it user.

This is great, no bullshit rng to keep you out of the top. Still, I would like to see how the podium looks like when this happens.

entendo eggbonestation 5

PC

I've played the original continuously for 19 years now. If the remake is good maybe I'll get another 19 years out of it.

>gets warp orbed into a clock

looking forward to the leaked beach outfit coco

Guys, don't you agree he looks so juicy and dreamy in that outfit?

I want some tigernut milk…

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Im hoping they get more later as time goes on. I can't imagine they won't.

Get the switch version so you can shit on the Mario kart players
As a MKfag myself I'm prepared to never win a single race

yeah this is why we had hundredst seconds.

Which ever one has the bigger player base.

I may have located the cause of your "problem"

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Is there anyone who can stop him?

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BASED

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Haha imagine cumming inside her belly button.

If you want to, you'll be getting the best version but I think most of the Yea Forums lobbies will be on PS4

It's the dilemma I deal with as well. And to be honest I'm almost considering just getting both. Playing with a PS controller would feel good for nostalgiafagging. But playing Mario Kart 8 online in bed and watching TV was like peak kart racing for me and doing that with another game is enticing. But I'm kinda worried most Switch owners will stick to MK8D (nothing wrong with that) and the PS4 online is gonna be way more populated. I wish this game had crossplay. The worst part is I'm definitely buying it at least one more time if it comes to PC to play with my bf that only has PC

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same happened in the PS1 didnt it?

I have a MIGHTY NEED

Esto es el fin, Alargado

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Are the textures not ripped yet?

>tfw bought a d-pad controller for the switch only for CTR
You can get adapters to use the PS4 controller w/ switch, mine at least seems to have just a hair of input lag which totally kills it for me when I'm playing CTR. PS4 version will look prettier and it won't butt-fuck you as hard on the wumpa coins, but the switch version performs well for what it is.

Turbo track might by my favorite track now

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okay after playing online for an hour, it really is just a race between 2-3 good people, the remaining players are just there

>says Turbo Track
>posts Slide Coliseum

what the fuck does that mean

...

fuck sake I always get them mixed up

user that's Slide Coliseum.

POLL FOR VERSION SELECTION
strawpoll.com/wcx9ea3w

I kinda wish I had a Switch right now instead of a PS4 with one game, soon to be two games when I get CTR

It's Gabriel DropOut!
Satania is a /g/ meme.

Hows the music?

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It's everything I hoped for and more.

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I'm sure after the games been out a while and matchmaking settles down they'll be more players to compete against

Give it time user. The game is not officially out yet.

>3 hours left for the item shop
Jesus christ, i want that Beach Dingodile

Frankly I prefer Liz

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so will Brio be in or do I have to drop?

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Why is Satania a /g/ meme?

Doctor N. Tr(opy)

my favorite wumpas

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Reminder if they were real they'd have these nasty AF pouches and no tits.

But I have never been apart of the discussion before.

Did they?

He's in
but not at this moment

CLOCKED

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God knows. Only thing I know is that someone started posting gifs of her from the episode where she was non-stop laughing and saying "iToddlers BTFO!" every time news about Apple popped up with something new to fuck their customers' ass.

That's a mighty fine neck

>Reminder if they were real they would have different anatomy
No retard, they have completely different biology.

Holy fuck

let me guess, future event?

If so, IDK if mad or glad, as event means he'd likely get an associated track.

TOP KEK

Beautiful

They're mutants, retard.

They fucked up the sewer track so bad. Your kart doesnt stick to the pipes upper part near the end and your kart will attempt to go up the pipe instead of sliding. You can massively gain bullshit speed while sliding on it before.

>brio track
Holy shit why hasn't this crossed my mind

>nothing but pentaniggers online
do they think this bird faggot is still broken ?

What does the N stand for?

We're getting DLC grand prix's every month with a new track and characters, there's 6 confirmed already and we know the theme of 4 of them. Brio will be in one of these packs.

>You can massively gain bullshit speed while sliding on it before.
It not existing in the remaster is called removing an exploit.

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>put a hand in their pouch
>start rubbing their belly from in there

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I can almost guarantee someone is going to be very angry with you for saying that

Totally ruins the feel of the whole track.

Stormy ascent themed track would work for Brio, it would fit the Halloween theme too.

it's just a fucking hat
lame

>Hand

That's not beach and you cant tell me otherwise, she has a sunhat on that's it.

Sounds like that guy's first language is Spanish, the verb collocation in Spanish is "cometer un error"

I'm going to feel incredibly naughty when I make Crash drive a red kart >=3

A you fucker that was MY idea

(It matches his hair and shoes)

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Do games in generally get longer support than 6 months? no paid DLC, no subscription model ones.

>wow
kys user and i mean it this time. Just do it

Brio Brewery
It's the factory that makes the beakers used in CTR.

Splatoon 2

TOO LATE FAGGOT.
WE ALREADY DID THIS SHIT.
POSTING Yea Forums POLLS ONCE MORE SINCE IT SEEMS NECESSARY

FAVORITE TRACK:
strawpoll.me/17882634
TRACK PLAYABILITY:
strawpoll.me/17841782
BEST GIRL:
strawpoll.me/18159756
FEEL SMUG/BTFO ON LAUNCH CAUSE YOU WERE RIGHT ABOUT MTX:
strawpoll.me/18162030
SYSTEM:
strawpoll.me/18155279

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>Stormy ascent track
I never realized how much I wanted this until just now

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Also whatever alcohol Brio serves in his bar.

>It's been reformated into an actual beer brewery complete with bandicutes wearing tavern wench outfits

user, NO

cum in the pouch

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I'm not into Nintendo user, so, what is the case with it?

You mean Clockwork Wumpa or Thunderstruck?

user, yes!

New Weapons, stages, special events for a year following release.

One paid DLC was released as well for $20, adding a second single player campaign with increased difficulty and about twice the length.

See I don't mind this. If you can support the game for about a year (Longer the better) then you've EARNED the right to sell DLC.

Great minds think alike

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