>*whistles for magic horse*
>autoruns on road to quest marker
>*toucan sam vision activates*
>"Mhmm....giant slash marks all over the victim....a Drowner™, gotta be"
>"Come on, Roach"
>*follows nose*
>guys in Drowner™ costumes appear
>"OY BLOODY 'ELL FUCKING CUNT SHIT FUCK CUNT, IT'S A FUCKIN' WITCHER IT IS! GET "EM"
>"Shit you stink" ALALALALALALALALA *sets guys on fire and they stumble and recover immediately, does a cinematic slash and cuts guys in half"
>"Mhmm....Bandits™ pretending to be Drowners™......better tell the village head about this"
>"Come on, Roach"
>*autoruns on road back to village*
>"OY BLOODY FUCK CUNT WITCHAH, WOT ABOUT DA CONTRACT WESE PAIDS YA FOR YA BLOODY FUCKING CUNT?"
>"Just some bastards posing as Drowners™, here's proof *shows flipper*"
>"OY KURWA, HERE'S YA REWARD DA WHOLE VILLAGE CHIPPED IN"
>"Drowning in Danger" Complete AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>10 crowns received
*whistles for magic horse*
Yeah, I fucking hated that game.
Can any Witcher fans refute this?
you can put a lot of decent games in that same light
Never got more than a few hours into the game, boring as fuck. Some say it's just slow to start and maybe so, but I can't be arsed to dwell in the boredom long enough
No, it's one of the most accurate Yea Forums copypastas. I say that as a big fan of the game. I still think it's a great game because of the story and environments.
lmao
>*karaoke sings for magic Toughness ZZ*
>jogs to conspicuous NPC
>"Ah, Kazuma-san, I bought a magazine to, um, enjoy, but some hoodlums roughed me up and took it!"
>"Nani?"
>"Kazuma, you're the only one who can help me!"
>*follows trail of pocket-tissue vendors*
>Girls in high school uniforms appear in alley, laughing at porn mag.
>"Hey girls, look at this pervert creeper who came to get his boyfriend's magazine back!"
>"Hey, give that back!"
>*throw them against a wall and smash a bicycle over their heads*
>"Hmm? These high school girls are MEN?"
>"More woman than you can handle! But we don't like rough men!"
>*high school "girls" run away"*
>"What have I gotten myself into?"
>*jogs back to quest giver*
>"Hey. I got your magazine back. Why didn't you tell me those muggers were men?"
>"What do you mean? I never told you they were women to begin with!"
>*quest giver leaves*
>"Hmm. At least that ended well... hey, why are my hands so sticky?"
>Substory 37 "Rubbing Me the Wrong Way" Complete
>10,000 yen received
>open world games with quest markers on map
>decent games
whew
>literally all sounds fun
Will westaboos ever recover
No, they just come up with weak excuses like
not everything is a competition you autist
I love this copypasta almost as much as I hate this game
post the better image
Pretty much my experience. I thought there was a whole thing on learning monsters and their weaknesses, but it basically boiled down to "rub this shit on your sword for a whopping +5% damage."
Spews this shit then proceeds to play a jap hack and slash.
>10 crowns received
Every single time without fail
I have tried to get into this game numerous times and this is how I always feel. Sat down to give it another chance yesterday. When does it get good? I'm already past the Keira Metz quest and the Bloody Baron and it just still feels as slow and dull as the start.
Sounds gay as fuck homo
For me it’s
>drowning in danger
>hmm no footsteps... wingulls™ gotta be
>*shakes joycons for bike to appear*
>lets go sobble
>(sobble doesnt appear in overview despite walking running and clinging onto you when riding models are in game data)
>goes forward in narrow corridor that takes 5 seconds to finish
>lily 2.0 appears
>OY IS THAT YOU DAFT CUNT DO YOU KNOW HOW TO CATCH POKAYMANZ LET ME TEACH YOU HOW TO CATCH POKAMANS
>wild charmander appears
>OI LOOK THIS IS RARE POKEMON FROM MYSTICAL KANTO REGION LETS CATCH EM
>cinematic pokeball throw at 10 fps
>OI HERE YOU GO FUCKFACE THE WHOLE DR OAK LAB CHIPPED IN
>5 pokeballs recieved
>charmander joins your party
>AAHHHHHH
nothing like this happens in the game, the meme is actually made up of several quests from the starting area, the 10 crowns is from Contract: Devil by the Well quest where the reward is very low indeed, all other quests the price is in the hundreds usually, the whole costume thing is from Twisted Firestarter quest tho it goes differently, drowners and bandits are just a lot in the area, thats about it
What's the best side quest in the game?
>Shepard, find everyone and go kill the bad guys
>"Hi You don't know me but come with me to kill the bad guys."
>"Ok sure."
>"Hi You don't know me but come with me to kill the bad guys."
>"Ok sure."
>"Hi You don't know me but come with me to kill the bad guys."
>"Ok sure."
>"Hi You don't know me but come with me to kill the bad guys."
>"Ok sure."
>"Hi You don't know me but come with me to kill the bad guys."
>"Ok sure."
>"Hi You don't know me but come with me to kill the bad guys."
>"Ok sure."
>"Shepard I think I won't be able to help fully until some issue from my past is fixed."
>Go to planet and do mission.
>"Shepard I think I won't be able to help fully until some issue from my past is fixed."
>Go to planet and do mission.
>"Shepard I think I won't be able to help fully until some issue from my past is fixed."
>Go to planet and do mission.
>"Shepard I think I won't be able to help fully until some issue from my past is fixed."
>Go to planet and do mission.
>"Shepard I think I won't be able to help fully until some issue from my past is fixed."
>Go to planet and do mission.
>"Shepard I think I won't be able to help fully until some issue from my past is fixed."
>Go to planet and do mission.
>Fight baddies.
>Games finished.
>People think this is one of the best games of all time.
>cinematic pokeball throw at 10 fps
You got me.
Seething
>nothing like this happens
>except for all of it that happens in one way or another
The first half isn't that retarded, all of them have decent enough motivations to join the team.
The daddy issues loyalty missions were mostly enjoyable in their own right but were laughable in the context of the story.
>*whistles for magic horse*
>autoruns on road to quest marker
>*toucan sam vision activates*
>"Mhmm....Un gigante corte en el cuerpo de la víctima....Un ahogado™, debe ser"
>"vamos, Sardinilla"
>*follows nose*
>guys in ahogado™ costumes appear
>"JODER TÍOS ME CAGO EN TODO, ES UN BRUJO VAMOS A DARLE"
>"mierda apestas"ALALALALALALALALA *sets guys on fire and they stumble and recover immediately, does a cinematic slash and cuts guys in half"
>"Mhmm....Bandidos™ pretending to be ahogados™......better tell the village head about this"
>"vamos , Sardinilla "
>*autoruns on road back to village*
>"HEY MALDITO BRUJO, QUE PASO CON LA RECOMPENSA QUE PAGAMOS?"
>"Just some bastardos posing as Ahogados™, here's proof *shows flipper*"
>"OY PUTA, AQUI ESTA TU RECOMPENSA"
>"ahogándose in Danger" Completo
>OLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>10 coronas recibidas
never saw it a negative
>japanese humor
well slap me with a harisen and call me Saruri
anyone got the DMC one?
The combat in ME2 was so fucking boring that my favorite loyalty missions were the ones where you didn't have to fight at all a la Samara and Thane.
I wrote this pasta about two years ago but I don't know why it ever started getting spammed since it was just posted in some thread with no replies. Also, it wasn't meant to be ripping TW3 to pieces it was just a little bit of satire since I'd played through the game and enjoyed a lot of it but thought it was also kinda silly and tedious at times too.
but its true, nothing like that happens, i can see where he gets the ideas from, but there are no 10 crown reward or costumes or going anywhere like that, or the swearing or anything, its all parodied to the max
>Sardinilla
2 lines into the greentext and I'm already crying
Same, can you even call this a game? It only thing it had going for it was great visuals and interesting characters, it may as well have been a movie.
>Shepard, there's a war going on, get an army together and beat the bad guys
>"This planet is being attacked by Cerberus, help"
>"Ok sure"
>"This planet is being attacked by Reapers, help"
>"Ok sure."
>"This planet is being attacked by Cerberus, help"
>"Ok sure"
>"This planet is being attacked by Reapers, help"
>"Ok sure"
>"This station is being attacked by Cerberus, help"
>"Ok sure"
>"This fleet is being attacked by Geth, help"
>"Ok sure"
>"This planet is being attacked by a Reaper, help"
>Ok sure"
>"This planet is being attacked by Reapers, help"
>"Good, you opened this message."
>"This station belongs to Cerberus, help"
>"Ok sure"
>"Earth is still being attacked by Reapers, help"
>"Ok sure"
>pre-rendered cinematic space battle ensues
>"What's your favorite color?"
>Galaxy is saved.
>Games finished.