Do you guys not have phones?

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Classic case of both old and new games being shit and boomers pretending the old games were good.
Same shit happened with Mortal Kombat.

TRANNIES BTFO

Billie wombpats

>T. The man with the worst taste on this board

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pic related is my counter argument

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Nu-Keen is Doomguy

This is brand exploitation at its most cynical.
The suit logic is that literally everything needs a brand. Even consumers who have no attachment to a brand will still be more interested in something with a brand than something without a brand. Basic human psychology.
As to why it's a mobile game, it's because they want to make a lot of money with minimal investment.

This but only for Mortal Kombat

Post sexy Billie.

Why don’t the new keens have the classic pale white skin?

You know what the most fucked up thing about this is? Commander Keen is such an old game that 90% of videogame players today have never heard of it, and the small group of people that have heard of it, you just pissed off beyond all belief. So basically Bethesda raped the corpse of an old game for the sake of brand value when the only people who care about and remember that brand are now angry at them.

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who the fuck is the target audience? My guess is the same as nu-doom fans: ironic wannabe-retro zoomers "nostalgic" after games made long before they were born and which they have never played. If you played Keen as a kid or teen you would have to be like fucking 40 by now

I do have a phone but it is for communications.
Mobile "gaming" is a cancer and people who support it are fucking idiots.

I grew up with commander keen. My first gaming experiences were on a 386. Honestly, keen doesnt hold up, and compared to the platformers at the time, it kinda sucks. It will always hold a place in my heart, but to see people get so angry about this is bizarre to me.

I do, but I just play Sdorica on mine.

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I don't care about the game, I only care about the porn

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This

To put it in terms most of Yea Forums will understand:
Commander Keen was on PC what Halo was on xbox. A competently made representative of its genre on a platform that had nothing else, which resulted in it becoming way more popular than it would have been otherwise.

Is there even a male equivalent for facebook grannies who take their grandchildren to the latest shitty chipmunk movie simply because they recognize the brand? I honestly can't picture anyone going "oh yes, I remember Commander Keen and now I can tap comic pictures with its name written on it on my phone, isn't it great?".

what's with the terrible bland artstyle this and battletoads have

Mortal kombat 11 has the problem that it was made by SJWs, and even Ed Boon was ashamed of his team.

Commander Keen doesnt look bad, like at all, but people are dissing on the same level as muslim kombat because LOL MOBILE, and yeah, the game MIGHT suck, but its not fair to criticize it before it even launches.

Is this the incest thread?