VTMB 2

Toreador because I'm a horny bastard.

Which one's for classic "castle, bats and mist" vampires?

Deep Rising = The Mummy > Van Helsing > The Mummy Returns > the rest

You can't debate me on this.

Ventrue or Tremere? Hmmm

You don't get to choose a clan if you're bitten. The clan chooses you.

Tremere. Because give me one reason why not.

>just got bitten
>pick a clan

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Tzimisce. The lower the humanity, the better.

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>SJWB2
YIKES

Hey hey people.

Tremere obviously because the are by far the cutest clan!

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Tzimisce, kind of. Though you would want to learn some protean.

Lasombra, they're like the Ventrue, but actually good

venture because I ain't no pussy ass peasant

Assamite because I want to be a self-righteous ninja assassin like my favorite animu characters

i chose the uninstall wizard
#2 is gonna be filled with gay politics trannies and alphabet gang agendas

the onions clan of course

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Thinblood. Fuck true vampires.

Fuck being a Vampire
I'll be half-Vampire, half-Mage, half-Fae, half-Werewolf, and a Hunter

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absolutely disgusting

>Fuck True Vampires
>Decides to become the weakest Vampire in all of the VTM franchise that can be one-shot by everything, even humans

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Enjoy spending the rest of eternity in the umbra as an ashtray.

clearly the same shitposter user don't give it attention

Ventrue but I want a giovanni gf

>vamp- what? oh, you mean reality deviants...

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god the Technocracy and everything related to it is so fucking stupid
psychic dinosaur-tier retarded

I want a vampire girl to drain blood and cum from my penis

god I wish we got a vtmb game set in victorian times or some shit

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>tfw your clan elder is a total slob

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thankfully for them, none wil ever be interested in you with that attitude

Toreador or Ventrue, but most likely Toreador

Malkavian.

I'm already one step away from insanity. Might as well go all in. It's also the clan I'd be without getting to choose.

>supposedly one of the most advanced if not the most technologically advanced factions
>gives their grunts kriss vectors

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>What We Do in the Shadows
Is this a good movie?

Obviously Nosferatu

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Toreador. I'm a art obsessed fag already

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>when someone catches you trying to suck the blood out a monkey's ass like a vacuum

Impossible. Being embraced kills the Avatar of a Mage and burns the Fae of a Changling. A woof can be embraced if they completely botch their rolls, but 99.9% of the time they just die.

You can be a fae-blooded, wolf-blooded, ghouled Mage though if you want to be a complete special snowflake though. But your exp will be spread thin.

Either of these two would be ideal.

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he doesn't give a shit retard

Thin Blood and return to humanity so I can become a HunterChad instead!

That's not inherently true

Her lips looks so soft!
IMAGINE!

>dummy highclan thinks we got animalism for feeding
not a furry btw xD

low test

it is

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whatever you need to tell yourself champ

>be a newly made thinblood
>see this
>wat do?

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no u

did I pass???

rude

>implying you get to choose *after* getting embraced
>implying that Yea Forums aren't all secretly nossies already

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I stop being such a faggot weeb vampire that wastes time watching anime and go like buy a business or eat some club sluts or something

If vampires could live off cum they would be on every street corner

well don't give the baiter attention then because he just wants to fuck up the threads and trap people into rambling about off-topic shit again

You got me, brah.

Pretty sure that would be a Succubus rather than a vampire though.

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Post the JRPG villains of WoD

whitewolf.fandom.com/wiki/Voormas

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You're a literal fag if you choose anything other than Nosferatu.

I chose whatever her clan is so i can bite these milkies.

I want to marry Gary!

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Which ever clan has an orgy pit.

none of them
have sex

Toreador

Gender fluid non binary xir/xim

you don't become a vampire in vtm just from being bitten, and getting to choose is one hell of a luxury that 99.9% of vampires don't get.

nope

Yep

Tremere, because magic

>t.

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nope
go jerk off before posting your retarded headcanons aren't contributing

Fpbp

Tell me how that's headcanon?

You just made it up, there you go.
Stop replying, you're honestly dumb and I don't want to have to explain to you why you're retarded

viper you a straight neonate

Tremere, not even a hard question

>most tremere in vtmb2 are edgy post-goth kids in their twenties and thirties who still dress like it's 1998
based

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Got some bad news for ya...

Lasombra

But not gay modern day Sabbat Lasombra, I want to be based Dark Ages Lasombra.

The Giovanni might. They embrace through fellatio, if I recall, and are generally degenerates

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But, seriously, why do you think that's incompatible with a Toreador?

> They embrace through fellatio
Give me a source other than your ass on this one, boss.

Tremere is the only correct answer if you´re not a degenerate or a fag. Fags are also degenerates, but you can be a degenerate and not be a fag

>why don't you just accept the random irrelevant shit I make up and project onto clans?
That's fucking stupid, Ben.

I just read it on the wiki
"Giovanni tend to make Proxy Kisses aesthetic efforts, and take a point in pride in producing especially memorable or mind-destroying ones – blood received via fellatio, blasphemous masses and the like are all popular choices."
-The Succubus Club: Dead Man's Party

Gangrel, wait FUCK! Uhh Nosferatu, wait shit! Uhhhh

>t. doesn't play the tabletop
Tremere is without a doubt the absolute worst clan to be a neonate in. Enjoy your first 50 years of unlife cleaning the chantry and being an elder's errand boy every single night.

Now you're going to tell me that a Toreador wouldn't have sex with someone? Why so antagonistic, anyway?

Very. One of the funniest mockumentaries out there. And the show on FX

#NotAllToreador #NotYourBloodshield

Toreador honestly. Though I doubt one would ever sire me. I'd probably end up being a nossie or malk.

Toreador and Malkavian

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Pure, unfiltered cringe

>blood recieved through fellatio
yessss bro blood cum draining vamp chicks

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Thanks, anons. Gonna check it out then.

Ventrue ofcourse, why would you choose anything by the best?

Malkavian for sure. They at least know what the fuck is going on ironically. *dabs*

I'm not sure you remember the specific Giovanni clan curse, do you?

There is absolutely nothing in canon, ever, to point to orgies.
Its annoying because LOL SEX ALL VAMPIRES JUST FUCK CONSTANTLY is explicitly something the books and first game make clear is something they are not really into, there's no point, they aren't retarded incel teenagers like half the fanbase and have no reason to obsess over sex.
Its fucking annoying and cringy having to constantly deal with retards pass off their dumbass jerk-off fantasies as canon

NO FUN ALLOWED

>t. doesn't play the tabletop
I don't know why you feel the need to point that out when it quite clearly applies to 99% of the posts in any Bloodlines thread.

Its not fun its annoying
Stop obsessing and talk to a real woman for once in your life

Alright, m8, but that definitely isn't above a Toreador, and your personal crusade against waifufags doesn't change that. They might very well appreciate the aesthetics and emotions associated with an orgy, as well as it being an interesting opportunity to feed. A Toreador arranging an orgy isn't far fetched at all

Walk away during his mandatory 15 min monoluge

lmao these whale emcel roasties seething that incels wanna fuck vamp chicks

Thats easy, Malkavi-
>Only 5 clans available.

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>Op: fuck William... Uh I mean willehmina! These oncels won't post normal happy things in my vtmb threads!!!
>Ops self mutilating 46% tranny degenerate friend: those fucking bigots!!!!!!
>Op: don't worry my beautiful darling who I swear isn't a fat ugly balding non passing greasy deep voice faggot, I've got a sure fire way to make them post happy non transphobic things!!!!
And here we are.

I pick the vohikar clan.

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malks were confirmed like a month ago.

There you go just making shit up again
>YEAH WELL YOU SEE IN MY PERSONAL HEADCANON ITS NOT THAT FAR FETCHED SO LIKE... ITS POSSIBLE... IN THEORY
no
you are a retard stop posting

Get your head out of your ass, buddy

>complaining about trannies
You guys know that primary audience of VtM has always been trannies, right?

Vampire girls use cum as facial moisturizer and fang whiteners

Stop making shit up then
You're fucking annoying, we have better threads without your fucking stupid posts.
Go jerk off before posting because you just seem like a fucking annoying horny teenager and getting this assblasted over it instead of shutting the fuck up is pretty telling

>The tranny equivalent of we wuz kangz

You realize that nothing I've said is incompatible, at fucking all, with a member of the Clan of the Rose? Fucking settle down. you sperg

Which clans are confirmed?

I did with two friends of me. I was the storyteller and they the players who played as neonates in an anarch dominated LA.

>Chad in life
Enjoy being a nosferatu, they love guys like you.

Toreador
Brujah
Ventrue
Malkavian
Tremere

I will be team Blade and kill everyone

toreador everyday for the max payne mode

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clan rudi, the TRUE descendants of cain

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Yes, it quite literally is.
You are 100% pulling shit out of your ass to suit your own retarded fantasies, shut the fuck up and drop it already.
You're not contributing anything other than being annoying.

*Hugs*

The malkys! Or brujah I can’t decide.

I want to be a brute or an insane person.

Isn't VTMB2 essentially retconning V5 though? Also Rudi is the tip of the cringe iceberg in that edition.

He does this every thread, don't give him attention or he'll just spam for a few hours.

On the contrary VTMB2 was developed alongside v5. Nothing has been retconned

Oh shit he made another one?
Can I get a link on that boss?

I hope you won't ever play the role of storyteller in a session. Fucking unbelievable. The sensual and volatile aspect of an orgy, as I explained before, is definitely something that would attract a Toreador, much like going clubbing is. It is the sort of scenario that you could make that would fit in the lore with absolutely no problem. VTM is, first and foremost, a tabletop RPG that has guidelines for storytelling. A Toreador hosted orgy is well within that guideline. If you can't understand that, then you have some problems, my friend. I don't even give a fuck about vampires and sex, but don't you try to misconstrue the ethos and pathos of clan Toreador

*licks lips*

Unzip those trousers lad, Uncle Augie wants a taste.

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You mean V5 was developed alongside VTMB2, since it's pretty fucking obvious that V5 was just a quick cashgrab meant to put more eyes on Bloodlines 2.

I think that would be reversed

V5 and VTMB are written by the same people with exception of mitsoda.

Are you retarded?
V5 was out before VTMB2 was announced.

Yeah I would shut them the fuck down if one of my players started demanding I cater to their weird fucking fetishes while everyone else is trying to play the game
Again, shut the fuck up. You are annoying, you're not contributing, your headcanon is retarded.
Go watch some porn if orgies are important enough to you for you to demand they be included for the past 40 minutes now

tremere masterrace, of course

Can vamps even get a boner, with no pulse and all?

That's a straight faced lie

I mean exactly what I posted which is backed up by dev interviews
>v5 was a cashgrab to put eyes on bloodlines 2
You marketing biscuits really don't understand this franchise very well

That's bullshit though. V5 was made by whitewolf the game isn't.

They can, with blush of life. But a Toreador wouldn't have to sexually partake in the orgy to gain satisfaction from it

Hahahahaha.
No.
Fuck off, zoomer.

settle down, okay

All vampire men have shriveled tiny dicks
Female vampires seek out human men for the warmth and vitality from living non-micro penises

>development on a videogame starts the second it is announced
You might be the retarded one.

Giovanni obviousAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

It's absolutely true. Rudi will be in the game as well as all the other v5 trash

have sex

>implying all this shit isn't caused by seething /pol/acks because the devs included a pronoun slider at character creation

The devs said that they developed in alongside V5. Whatever that means is anyone's guess

Then don't make me read such stupid 12 year old tier posts

Just stop. kthanxbye

no way fag

The mechanics are influenced by V5's rules probably.

Why are you lying to people when it's already obvious and they've said that it's written by the same people who made v5?

Have you been trolling me this entire time?

here's your main quest bro don't forget to wait your TURN until rudi says its your turn

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What other V5 trash?

How to never have to see his posts again
>Filter: Rudi, Tranny, Resetera
>If he evades filters, tattle on him
>thread salvaged, congratulations!

Vampire penises are petrified, atrophier, fossilised from sleeping too long or lack of circulation
Their dicks are atrophied microdicks

Someone unironically wrote this thinking it was good. Remember that.

No, dumbass

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Not entirely. Malks got back dementation.

Then you have problems with your thinking organ

This thread was doomed from the start. Let it go.

Ventrue. All the others are pleb

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They can have sex but they need to spend blood for it and feeding feels better than sex so not many do it.

Pretty much everything regarding thinbloods for starters, which is pretty telling considering that we already know a substantial portion of the game has you play as a thinblood.

Based

Yesterday's was pretty decent, presumably he was banned.
The threads go alright if nobody responds to him but someone always seems to feel the need to

heh

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What's wrong with that?

What's wrong with them being a bit stronger?

Yeah the problem is your retarded posts giving me a headache.

Ventrue run things, Lasombra don't ;)

>cis het white male
Holy fuck, somebody is using those words unironically in a conversation. Who wrote this drivel? What sort of hugbox is it?

hmm

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Based whitewolf telling /pol/acks to fuck off. You lost the culture war get over it.

Isn't the best clan to be embraced in (accounting clan weakness/curse) is Ventrue?

>The fucking bum clan gets in over the Nossies
Just fucking end me already.

A focus on young, high-generation vampires and thin-bloods, pursuing the agendas that mattered to them as mortals. (The elders all fucked off to the middle east to play jyhad by themselves.)
Anarchs by default. The camarilla no longer even want player characters, forget claiming all kindred as members.

oh

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Depends on what you value, if you're into magic and occultism tremere woild be better.

>What's wrong with them being a bit stronger?
They're not supposed to be strong. Thinbloods are not supposed to be something that you would want to play, they should be inherently weak and have the weaknesses of both a human and vampire, rather than having the strengths of both. It completely flies in the face of having the age of the blood determine how strong a vampire is.

Nosferatu in the first game required basically an entirely separate set of game design, since your appearance was masquerade breaking. Nossies double the work of the level designers.

vampire goth girl femdom big titty breastjobs cum worship blood piggy pet dream rape

oh no

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but Tremere is blood bounded to their elders. Toreador is too dangerous since you can get stunlocked and I would rather not be an Assmite since you're persecuted and you get blacker by age

Lmao burning Man guys so cool!!!!!

You retards know that pnp rpgs allow the dm to make up his own campaign right?
You can ignore all this, most people only use the rules anyway. Not that you care, afterall you're just coping /pol/niggers anyway.

I pick that I dont get bitten and am back home comfy playing Octocunny 2.

NOS, TRE, TOR, VEN, ?, ?, GANG

>but Tremere is blood bounded to their elders
Aren't all the Camarilla?

Yes, yes he has.

you know we're talking about a crpg right

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>What is adding a hoodie to the clothing you can wear.
I can understand back in the first game because restrictions but now days there is no fucking reason what so ever to not include Nossies for that dumb fucking reason.

>This is actually a lead writer
Holy fuck this train wreck is going to be spectacular.

That's still the case though, in the pnp rpg your blood potency determines how strong your abilities are and your generation puts a hard cap on your blood potency limit. Normal vampires are still stronger than thinbloods.

Kindred being able to have sex is canon, Toreadors being attracted by and finding enjoyment in human activities is canon. There is nothing more to be said. A Toreador hosted orgy is perfectly viable and reasonable within VtM lore. I don't care about vampires and sex. I don't find a vampire hosted orgy stirring - you just projected that onto me. I'm telling you that you know fuck all about Toreadors if you think that's unreasonable. Stop talking about shit you can't get past your biases. I can't believe I'm still in this autsitic post chain with you. Here's the customary cool guy finish: See you later, kiddo

I fucking hated doing that. I lucked out in some ways but I still hate having that much control on myself.

I feel ill. What happened to White wolf?

Yes of which the writer from the first game is the lead.

Big tits clan!

>Nosferatu in the first game required basically an entirely separate set of game design
The experience of playing a Nos wasn't really all that different from playing any other. You don't actually have to use the sewers, and you can still speak with basically everyone

the sad part of the story here is, that this photo looks better than all the virtual design in vtmb2 so far... so depressing

>your blood potency determines how strong your abilities are

>he doesn't know about thinblood alchemy that allows you to prepare level 4 disciplines in advance for use at any time without any balance or restriction

Mitsoda has gone full tranny homoglobo to fit in with this crowd of faggots and women

the lead writer? anyway my point is there's no DM in a crpg just to make sure you're clear on that

Proof?

brujah malk maybe?

>reasonable
> I don't care
>I don't find
> I'm telling you
WOW GREAT SOURCES RETARD LMAO 10/10
Took you an entire hour to revert back to Source: My Ass
I'm sitting here clapping for you right now

That's not the lead writer, that's the senior writer. The lead writer is still Mitsoda, as in the first game

No only for the side quests, mitsoda is the lead writer so he determines what happens.

Budget is still a valid reason user.

hell yeah bro
big titty clan bukake

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sounds like the narrative designer decides what happens and you can find her right here

Ventrue's clan curse sucks though.
The Assamite and Tremere clan curses might as well not exist

I'm sure it will be alright. It sucks that there will be less starting clans than the first game but I'm still happy that we're getting a second game in the first place.

The one with the big titted woman.

Stop your shitposting. Mitsoda is making the narrative, not this woman

>narrative designer
???????????

What does lead mean you retarded faggot.

>narrative
>designer
>n. she who designs the narrative
??????????????????????????????

I asked you something faggot

Yeah. Girl closer to the left looks like she's dressed in clothes sutied to a lot of movement/combat and the one next to her has some sort of talisman and is gazing off with glassy eyes.

I want you to read that description again, and see if you can't put it together. She's the senior writer for VtMB 2, and the narrative designer for Void bastard - a completely different game

i forgot the question ):

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true nossies cant afford a lot of nice clothes like tremors can.

What the fuck are you guys even arguing about?
Literally what the fuck does some random petplay garbage in one of the rulebooks have to do with the game exactly, are you guys expecting them to force us to submit to someone's weird fetish?
Like what exactly are you guys even concerned about? Or are you just shitposting aimlessly

>We're political and going to say what's good or bad in our game regarding trans people
Hmmm I wonder

do you guys realize how hard this cope of yours is rn? honest question

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It's shitposting. It happens every thread, and we're at fault for responding every time

Is their any type of magic a vampire could use in her vagina during intercourse?

Brujah

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Oh, shut the fuck up. She's a narrative designer for Void Bastard, not VtMB 2

is ghouling someone to save her life ethic or not?

i just want you to take a moment and realize how hard you're coping and how apparent it is to everyone

Toreador or die (again)

iirc you don't gain or lose any humanity for saving her so I guess its morally ambiguous

Tranny maaad!

vampire gloryholes
vampire temple sacrament rooms
vampire blood sex magic
vampire hypno possession
vampire encoffinment extended rape

>Voormas is a withered, ancient man of South Asian descent who hobbles on a cane made from a child's skull and spinal column.
>. At the culmination of the tantric sex between the archmage and the goddess, Voormas released the souls bound to her.

what

Reddit spacing is nice.

Gives the post some room to breathe.

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Dont they basically become your slave? But I guess you could just not let her drink the blood to turn her back to normal.

People have sex, normal people have orgies
Get over it, incel

reminder that there's absolutely nothing SJW or leftist about Void Bastards either

Why? Why? Why would you target VtMB for shitposting?

Only when you make multiple paragraphs.

not like this

you faggot.

c o p e

Vampires aren't normal people and no, "normal" people don't have orgies you fucking degenerate.

Malkavian. What most VTMBfags waiting for this don't know is that later WoD editions got rid of the FishMalks.

because it's a fucking atrocity and an insult to the original that we loved, unlike you faggots who never played it

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Have

Sex

All the more reasons to detest vampires as the abominations that they are.

This thread was a shitpost the moment I saw those breasts

I have nothing to cope about lol you're the one that spends the majority of every single day desperately trying to bait people into paying attention to your obsession with trannies
Why don't you just make your own threads to ramble about this as much as you'd like?
oh yeah you never get any responses lmao

We're here because you trannies are here. Oh and we were here before you too. Then you and your cunt toastie sluts decided to ruin video games so there you are.
Oh you will never pass for a woman you tranny retard homo.

(X) Doubt

But now you don't want pussy anymore...

>NOW YOU NEED TO CHOOSE A CLAN!
Christ... when did this board go to shit?

heh, normal this, kiddo
*unzips penis*

The fuck is a Fishmalk?

Why the fuck are you so obsessed with trannies? That shit is not normal and you probably are just insecure with your sexuality

All the Camarilla clans are quirky sidekicks to Ventrue.
But I'd choose Lasombra if Sabbath is an option.

there's about 40 of you who are paid to make threads on Yea Forums

i roll by occasionally to ruin your hard work and i'm extremely good at it

cry some more

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>...

>If you hate spiders you must secretly want to fuck one
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA this is some serious tranny cope!

>modern whites

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>QUICK! YOU JUST GOT BITEN AND NOW YOU NEED TO CHOOSE A CLAN!
>Which clan do you choose and why?
Brujah desu, they wasnt so good versus multiple mobs in vtmb1 but their 1vs1 skills or versus bosses are probably best or highest dps. For lore reasons I would still pick them.

wew lad
imagine unironically being this schizo
what the fuck man

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Toreador easy but only because my second choice, Ventrue, would be too difficult to live as
Only being able to live off of "pureblood" humans would be too demanding even if the benefits of being Ventrue are immense and the politicking would be even worse

yeah wew

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mavis clan

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Hating and being absolutely obsessed are different things

Wacky Malk. Like the PC in 1
Brian and staff said they were going for a more tragic portrayal this time too.

user, you go about in pity for yourself

>This is what a filthy fucking homoglobo tranny scum tells himself
Nah I just hate you fucking freaks lol!

Tzimisce. gonna takes years of practice to learn genderbending though

user your game sucks

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Why does no one ever take a Malkavian's foresight seriously?

Go get your fucking shinebox

>if you hate something, you secretly want to fuck it
kys. not everyone has Freudian fucking issues like you tranny

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Because they usually go about telling you in a retarded overly cryptic way

True Brujah

i dont think so lil zoom

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They do

They do. It's just that the Malks say it in such a way no one understands what they're even saying until it happens. If a Malk said straight up "hey Caine's gonna be here to whoop our asses in a week." Everyone would pack up and get the fuck out. The problem is they word it in such a cryptic way that everyone just figures there you go again, and then when Caine shows up to open a can of whoopass and everyone's in the way they're all "So that's what he meant. Fucking Malkavians."

Gangrel. Immortal hippe-dom here I come.

I spent 20 years on Yea Forums for this?

What would you prefer death or a drug addiction?

>unironically a tranny obsessed schizo boomer
I really hope this is just a larp

where did you think it would get you?

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TRANNIES relate with vampires because they are both abominations to life and nature

4chans not even that old dumbass

>Brujah - ???
>Gangrel - Chiropteran
>Malkavian - Mentalism
>Nosferatu - Chiropteran
>Toreador - Nebulation
>Tremere - Mentalism
>Ventrue - ???

Would these be accurate for lore for vtmb2?

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neither are you

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I only made it to the Rs. Next time there'll be no next time

I thought they were exclusive to thinbloods.

I read about this guy and keep thinking: "You know what, Lestat in Queen of the Damned was a one badass vampire. I wish we got back to those comfy times".
You V5 fuckers made me appreciate Queen of the Damned.

I'm 24

>2006-2019
>20 years
no shit

Ignore the shitposters you faggots. The first replies to his shitposts are probably made by himself.

You pick one and then it sticks with you, the clan gives you the other 2 so together you will have 3.

lil zoom confirmed. you know there were games before you existed right

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That's a millenial not a zoomer dipshit and I'm honestly not sure what the second sentence is even relevant to.
The Dementia is hitting hard gramps, it might be time to consider being sent to the farm.

you're a zoomer lmao. and illiterate evidently

Finished the first game today, why the fuck the difficulty goes full on fucking retarded in the ending i have no idea, this guy is literally impossible if you played the game comfy, had to use cheats to rebuild my character

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aw shit dude you got like 1 INT

zoom zoom

Should have taken the Thaumaturgy + Meleepill

based, and dare I say it, red(dit)pilled

embarrassing

Insufferably boring. That's your biggest crime - being so fucking boring. This place needs some creativity

that's actually how we know you're marketers. there are zero memes or original content coming out of these threads and you've had them going nonstop for months. at the very least, authentic chanboarders would have steered into the rudi thing and made him a meme by now. never even occured to you. you're phenomenally bad at this i guess

Fucking pleb, Andrei dies with like 150 flame thrower ammo if u know what ur doing. You can nuke him in like 3-4 secs.

That doesn't even make any sense. I'll suck your cock if you don't stop posting

>You get to choose a clan
Not how it works.

ok start any time

It sucks but you need combat skills anyway.

You're going to get some hostile fellatio with that kind of attitude, you fucking faggot

i have a lot of callouses on my glans so lets give her a go

>plural apostrophes

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Tell that to MC in 2, and Vlad. Vlad both picked his clan and his sire.

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>he doesn't even know being turned works
Begone, zoomer.

>Boy is will be Boy is
Nothing wrong here.

Why would a centuries old vampire give two fucking shits about your "preferred pronoun"? How will this even work? Will they know you're a xir before even talking to you, or will every conversation have an "I'd actually really rather you not misgender me" option?

I want to like this game but retarded trash like this is making it a hard sell.

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Tzimisce

Protagonists don't count in any RPG game because they're all special snowflakes.
Vlad is story for himself, although he was already ghoul of clan Tzimisce before his embrace, so it makes sense why he had his eyes on Tzimisce sire in the first place.

this is why

>culture war
3%, peddle your delusions else wear degenerate.

Vlad is peak chad though
>makes vampires his bitch
>gets embraced on his own terms
>dabs on masquerade writting autobiography
>based and Inconnupilled

What pronouns would you even use for a Tzimisce?

>first time playing
>if you know what you're doing
Not everybody spoils entire games on vee by themselves and then play it with all the knowledge just to brag about how good they did

What build did you go to have a problem with Andrei?

in the old lore they just went by "it" after passing the point where their human sex becomes inscrutable

That's why majority of elder vampires convieniently fucked off to Middle East or are out of focus in V5. Now it's all Anarchs and kiddie vampires.

>i want to like a paradox game

wew, i think you got bigger problems than pronouns

Also tremere are easy mode because you can stunlock bosses with blood theft, add automatic shotgun to that and its piece of cake

lockpicking and hacking 4, every offensive stat should've been around 3, fortitude and protean at 3, ignored the rest. Having missed some sidequests because i'm a shithead didn't help either, also i had no healing.

>He doesn't know about Giovanni clan weakness

>OP's pic related
If Vampire girls were really like this and you could date them, I would have interest in VTMB 2

I have never played tremere but have finished the game with ventrue, toreador, brujah, gangrel and nosferatu. Each one of them I had no problem with Andrei, hardest part in the game all times was probably the Kuei Jin temple until you reach Ming.

Tzimisce preferred pronouns in old VtM were usually "oh, god, run".

I guess it could be a little hard then, but if you have good mechanics you can beat it still without cheats imo.

that's why he posted it. don't worry, they wont look anything like that in game

The game is SJW shit anyway, so who cares.

>Become a mage
>Make a golem
>Let a redeemed demon inhabit it
>Go on comfy adventures with earthbound demon golem wife

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>Become a Tremere
>Make a gargoyle
>Piece it together out of dismembered Gangrel and Tzimisce
>Go on comfy advOH SHIT OH FUCK NEONATES IT HAPPENED AGAIN I NEED SOME HELP

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Stop breaking the masquerade faggots

Can someone post more hot vampire biological females?

>biofems
keep moving cishet this is transgirl neighborhood

Why is nobody talking about how TRASH the game footage they showed looks? It's like they're trying to 1:1 the original and failing on every point.

Vlad played 4D chess on those punks, though
some mook randomly getting bitten doesn't get that choice