Nintendo Girls

My threads isn't the ones that get moved to /aco/ so I'm doing just fine, see you there soon.

Not happening.

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Let Nintendo live long and prosper

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But my wife lucina is modest!

Post more Woomy

Marina just works for me.

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Absolutely based

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This post didnt age well

Excellent taste my brotha

imagine unironically liking snoy

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Interesting how things shifted over a few years.

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Big changes man

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>Flagrant fanboy
>Consolewar shitposting
>Offtopic tits and ass
>Posts deleted are ones obviously criticising this
Mods not following their own rules because it's Daddy Nintendo I see.

here's an underrated one

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t. seething snoyboy

I suggest you reportit to your ethics department

I had a small period where I was obsessed with her.
Also she had a very fun boss fight.

I almost forgot
>cope seethe dilate posts left in
If you wanted any more evidence that the cuck mods and jannies are blatantly bought out by Nintendo then here it is. Will scrrencap this if I get banned as proof although the mods probably won't now that I've called them out on it
>snoy lol
fuck off cunt, maybe the rest of the board is fed up with your autism

yeah, it's also my favorite fight in the game

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The only off topic one here is you

And I remember nintendos calling pedos and perverts to those vita/weeb games

The ethics literally only apply to the ff7 remake, look at the trials remake which had outright jiggle physics

Blessed thread

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Have you noticed how they delete threads or reach the limit faster when someone talks about the censorship in Xenoblade 2 dialogues or portraits censored in Smash? I remember opening a thread, someone said that and the thread was deleted

Remind me how tits and ass is video games?

It's ok when Nintendo does it, user.

When Nintendo is being called the beacon of cute girls and lewdness over the other companies, something's clealry shifted

They also close Code Vein threads faster

I want her to lightly shock me while I nut

Nintendo girls

my $200 special edition is worth every penny

Did it come with an art book?

Remember nintendoboys seething when people stole their smash threads with RE and DMCV threads

Based Japs

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do you think you'd get electrocuted if you licked her armpit just a funny thought haha

how new are you that you dont know T&A is always relevant. Hence why the thread isn't deleted
t. wannabe janny.

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>these seething snoybois
Cute

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Yup.
Hard cover 220 page ones

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What does having sex feel like?

Exclusively tits and ass discussion is offtopic. Take it to /h/, /u/ or whatever.
>But my waifu appeared in a video game once its ontopic now

This is my wife

There are many wives like her, but this one is mine

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Hell yeah!

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Just enough to feel a full body pleasure from the shock
The real question is what would happen if she sat on your face and made you eat her out haha lol kek?

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No you don't.

she kissed her three times

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Fuyo should've been in (U)S/(U)M.

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Man I shoulda jumped on that

technically she counts right

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based and abspilled

I heard this game was bad but I still regret not trying it

As far as I've understood Nintendo of Japan got fed up with localization costs since Nintendo of America outsources it, and it's more expensive the more they "localize" it. Their new policy is that games are published as is, except for obviously translations.

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>sees Nintendo girls thread
>posts in thread to seeth about it

How is Game Freak so incompetent in everything except girls?

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>localization costs
That had nothing to do with it because most of Nintendo's games are translated in house by treehouse.

They make good Pokemon too.

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I love Nia!

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I want her to give me a blowjob, cum inside her mouth and then make her spit it inside Peach's anus, giving her a semen enema.

>spats
who is the absolute patrician who designed the Inklings?

Sauce?

A man with a dream

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Splatoon 3 next e3

Doubtful, the Splatoon team is the Animal Crossing team.

Thank you Nintendo.

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It will just be reusing splatoon 2s assets.

>4 asses

Imagine

Well said.

Nintendo should bring back this franchise fighting game. Imagine all the cute fightan girls they could make. Guest fighter can be min min or springtron

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Only when nintendo does it, meanwhile Tifa and Code Vein threads are deleted

>still seething

one two three four five six seven. seven asses.

7 vaginas

If a man cant dream hes hollow

>whales cry to mods to close non nintendo threads
OH NONONO

Squishy, slappy, and a little smelly.

lmao

nogami and his team knew what they were doing

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>ywn be half the chad nogami is

Make game with your fetish bro
I believe

Yes you can!

Is tbat absolute magnificent bastard wearing a lab coat?

Yes.
Splatoons research is big brain iq

That's the only thing they did well over 15 years

Do you guys get excited about new ips with the potential of new cuties?

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Astral chain looks great. I hope it sells well.

He cosplays as a scientist doing "research" on the Inklings. Watch the Splatoon 2 announcement presentation where he full on talks like a scientist discovering new weapons and stuff for the first time

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LMAO

yes

can't wait for monolith's new ip

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The longer the thread is here the funnier it gets

Have they ever tried an action game before?
Is it delayed because of botw2?

That is the absolute fucking nerdiest thing I have ever heard and I love it. Is Nogami our guy?

You know it

Akira a cute!

Blessed image

>Larping live onstage at E3
>Makes a world of cunny with happy music and deepest lore
>To top it off the gameplay isnt complete shit
Fuck, we should send him a Yea Forums card.

The youth of Nintendo is looking bright!

they were looking for people familiar with action games in 2017

>platinum x monolith soft.
Not saying I want it but what are the chances?

Nintendo peaked too early with my wife, Peach. I love her so much!

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>mfw every Nintendo fan I know of despises Metroid Prime because it has no zero suit

Personally, I think good gameplay is more important than titties, but I guess I'm in the minority here.

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Fuck off, retard.

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Zero suit is the worst thing about metroid to be honest.

What? That's such a stupid reason to dislike it, the zero suit is lame

Fuck off, retard.

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based

>next gen Nintendo will finally have a peach of this quality in game.
Cant wait

Look at the OP and tell me that he values games for any reason other than titties. He's just one among millions.

ACfag leave

You can value games and tits/ass
Fuck off retard

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Just fuck off, you obnoxious cunt.

Lyndis is muh plainsnegress.

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Imagine being a seething snoyboi

>you can value games and tits/ass

>game doesn't have tits/ass
>call it shit

Golly user, that doesn't sound like you're appreciating the game then.

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Pyra is my wife.

>mfw every Nintendo fan I know of despises Metroid Prime because it has no zero suit
You are 100% making shit up

>liking a Nintendo game makes you a snoyboy

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Where in the OP was that said user?

Isn't she technically a Tecmo girl?

>responding to ACfag
Just ignore him.

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Does OP talk about the importance of good gameplay in any way? Or does he put waifus and sexy women at the top priority? Because I don't see any glowing praise for Metroid Prime in any of his posts, or any posts ITT for that matter.

Kinda? But Nintendo owns her

The lack of evidence is not evidence

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seeLITERALLY calls me a snoyboy for liking Metroid Prime. Sure sounds like proof to me.

how can anyone compete with this chad of a man

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Ignore ACfag. Post cute girls.

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>LITERALLY calls me a snoyboy for liking Metroid Prime.
I think you didn't understand why he called you a snoyboy

You dont have to compete. Make your own game and if its done well you will cut your own piece of gaming land.

Fun fact, skullgirls is coming to switch.
youtu.be/fGZBjJTXGRs

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Whats AC?

bless him

splatoon's success moved him to tears

youtube.com/watch?v=Qz09uRkTDx0

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I fucking love Peach fanart

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Then for what reason did he call me a snoyboy? Because I appreciate good gameplay over titties? funny, last I recall the definition of a "snoyboy" was someone who preferred games to be pretentious walking simulators and movies, something I'm staunchly an advocate against. I just think it's unfair that the entirety of Yea Forums hates Metroid Prime because UNGA BUNGA NO TITTIES.

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I agree. This is why I say Samus should be retconned into a robot. It would leave no room for emotions or virgin fanservice and give us a game focused on exploration, level design, and good atmosphere.

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Agreed

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I unironically agree with you. If Samus was a robot, maybe people here would give the Prime series a chance instead of discarding it as "fucking gaijin western shooter shit".

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Bless this man, he’s too pure

>maybe people here would give the Prime series a chance instead of discarding it as "fucking gaijin western shooter shit".
Are you just making shit up on purpose?

Aren't they developing Metroid Prime 4? Entirely by Retro studios?

Is this guy really trying to force a narrative that people hate metroid prime?

Rename the Spatoon Development team Squid Research Labs.

Unironically Nia is a better girl then Pyra. Rex is such immature faggot. Nia is more of a marriage material then Pyra ever will be.

Go ahead user, find me ANYONE itt who actually likes Metroid for reasons other than the titties, let alone the Metroid Prime series.

Yeah, and everyone in the fandom hates it. That's why they applauded when it got canceled and restarted because, and I quote, "the gaijin won't ruin the Nintendo Switch library now".

I don't see a single other person in this entire fandom, no this entire board, that likes Metroid Prime. And I don't see a single other person who likes Metroid for anything other than the titties. And it hurts me, as the only true Metroid fan left in existence.

i wish the internet would have done more with dr. peach. i can find fuck all on twitter

What the fuck are you on about? The original incarnation of Prime 4 was developed by a team in Singapore under Namco. That version was cancelled and handed over to Retro.

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Stop sulking kitten it's been 2 years

Nintendo has alot of flat characters too like sonia,pokemon sun and moon females,pearl,and more

Um no everyone applauded when retro studio got the handle over it from some other company retard

Yeah, and people hated it because they just want waifu Samus. I've actually seen more people demand a sequel to Metroid: Other M. It gives everyone in the fandom their ideal version of Samus. You know.

>submissive
>constantly in her underwear
>needs to be rescued

It was the Samus everybody (sans myself) wanted.

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>everyone applauded
[citation needed]

Man ARMS ships are retarded

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Just be happy that they threw Niafags a bone

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Where have any of your citations been btw?

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Can you blame him? Nintendo will, despite the rightful and hopefully increasing rise in 3rd party games, always be a first party system. Titles like Kirby, Mario, and Zelda will doninate. But all the global support and praise of Splatoon is pretty much telling him: "Hey! Your just as good as Mario!" Which could be one of the most peerless accomplishments a Dev could obtain. And this was PRE Splatoon 2. Witu Splatoon 2 a great success all he needs now is for Splatoon 3 to be a hit and guess what? Eternal legacy.

This thread alone acts as a major citation, since I was called a snoyboy for liking Metroid Prime, and OP stated that games can't be good unless they have big tittied waifus in them. And i certainly don't see OP, or anyone else, trying to refute these claims.

Nogami and sakurai look cute
I wanna sex them

I know I made reports to their reviews when you were able to do that after inputting products on Club Nintendo IIRC to tell them that I wasn't fond of the changes made to games like XBX and Fatal Frame and asked this game to not be hit with such drastic changes.

Looks like they listened with the next console launch for the most part thankfully.

Fuck thats cute

It aint a kiss so I dont feel anything. She fucking Love Power Magical Girl'd right in front of Rex's eyes and he felt NOTHING.

Id rather fuck samus while shes in the suit

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You were called a snoyboy for seething in a nintendo thread.
And OP never stated a game cant be good without t and a.
Stop being retarded

Gore and violence good tits and ass bad

Him, Koizumi and Yabuki are based.

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>You were called a snoyboy for seething in a nintendo thread.
I was called a snoyboy JUST because I like Metroid Prime. I said nothing else to warrant such a name. OP said that Metroid Prime was shit, so it's clear he can't look past the lack of titties to judge a game's quality.

They dont have to because they dont need tits and ass to be great. But to be honest this is a tits and ass thread. There are dozens of threads you could post this in or make your own but you chose the tits and ass thread and now you wonder why your posts are not getting traction? Its makes you look like a Barnacle Head shill.

Rex is a tit man

We need to go darker.

FLAT IS JUSTICE

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Who are the other two? And I fucking hate that Arms is not getting any more support or games. It was fun...

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>or games
How do you know?

I dont begrudge THAT as much as him not being a love man.

We don't know whether it was just a one off.

His loyalty and stubbornness to Pyra probably blinded him from Nia's confession

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I admit its just a feeling. I really hope I am wrong.

>both doing the CIA pose

They’ve learned how to harness meme energy

I love Callie!

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>They dont have to because they dont need tits and ass to be great.
This conflicts with your earlier statement, where you called me a snoyboy for saying Metroid Prime was good.

He loved someone else man. Just deal.

Thats more of a plauable reason then could have been provided in canon.

ACfag, why are you replying to yourself?

Game sold 2.7 mill
It's fine. You can hold the mario kart team under hostage though. I expect a new arms after a new mariokart though.

>Who are the other two?
koizumi was odyssey's director and our current nintendo direct "lead performer", yabuki is arms' director

I havent responded to you once outside of my first reply, which was made with the genuine intention of advice.
Hey. Shipfaggots like myself are allowed to be autism. Its encouraged in fact.

Thanks. Odyessy was infuriating. I loved it but it was so damn easy and short. It needs a dlc or some sort of New Game+ badly.

He's genuinly ill

Whats AC? Animal Crossing?

>I havent responded to you once outside of my first reply
And I'm certain you have proof of this? Including why you said nothing to the shitposter who called me a snoyboy? Seriously, I want to know why everyone was okay with my post, but me liking Metroid Prime is a sin against nature.

Damn, that looks really fun. I felt like I was too retarded for Uprising's controls when I tried it a couple years ago, maybe I'll give it a go again.

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I never played it. But like what you like. Just dont support the Jews Devs.

>being this much of a corporate cocksucker

>come back to Yea Forums for the first time in years
>ACfag is STILL doing his autistic routine
This is mental illness.

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>any game without waifu fanservice in it is made by "jew devs"

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The post you were called a snoyboi in never.mentioned metroid you fucking mongoloid

Its not just content. Its attitude. And your reactions have led me to believe you really are a shill. Otherwise you just wouldnt give a shit.

I hope you learned your lesson trying to reason with him

Btw I am a tripfaggot. You can tell my posts by my tripcode shill.

Underrated

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I have.

Then why else did he call me a snoyboy?

Then pray tell, what attitude does Metroid Prime have that makes it "SJW propaganda"? How does not having titties make it the worst game ever made?

It doesnt. I meant Jew Devs in general. And NO Metroid is not Jew Dev'd.

Respect. Her entrance in the elite 4 in oras was more spooky than the ghost one 2 some how

aco thread, go back to aco

I feel like Swissgar. I wanna impregnate the GMILF.

>And NO Metroid is not Jew Dev'd.
Then answer my question. WHY WAS I CALLED A SNOYBOY?

Fuck off

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You cant be a shill. Your obviously a newfag. Dude I dont know. We throw around terms all the time. Hell he could have been Shareblue trying to cause an arguement.

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Yabuki's fav is Min Min so.. based indeed

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Because you are a seething faggot.
Not because you don't like tits and ass.
But because you seeth and are a faggot.

Foxy Grandma

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Has she found her husband on the b
Poke bean island yet?

>tfw min min won the party crash tournament in the end
all according to yabuki's keikaku

That would've been an acceptable response if it was a general term like "retard" or "faggot". But calling me a snoyboy has a specific connotation to it.

user, all I did was point out a simple truth: I'm the only one on this entire board that likes Metroid for the actual game part, and everyone else only likes it for the titties, as OP demonstrated. All I'm saying is that a game shouldn't be condemned because it lacks titties. And it's not fair to Metroid to be shat on because Samus isn't constantly in her underwear, fellating a banana and fucking boys.

It was rigged! It was springtrons time!

as it should be

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Wait wait...ARE YOU DOBSON!? Quick what was the game Dob keeps sperging about?!

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Post more Samus with Pikachu. Its cute and wholesome.

bad bot, bad bot

HA! I CALLED IT! NO RESPONSE!

Squid Sisters!

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How am I supposed to respond to that? Dobson loves Other M and hates the Prime series for being evil western gaijin shooter shit.

If anything, Dobson is representative of Yea Forums as a whole. Everyone here loves Other M and hates the prime series for being a western shooter (and having no titties)

Armored Core

My bad then. Dobson accusations are rather serious.

Was gone for a bit. Whats armored core?

Stop fucking replying to him

What about Capcom?

Armored Core is a robot series made by From Software (of Souls acclaim).

According to Yea Forums, it's SJW shit because it too doesn't have titties in it. It's "ruining the industry" by not having any waifus. personally I think the games have some redeeming features, and I think it's quite silly to discard them as bad because they don't have titties, but far be it from me to question Yea Forums's judgement.

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Post it.
The image... you know.

Bust sizes for:

Peach
Daisy
Rosalina
Pauline
Zelda
Malon
Ruto
Saria
Din
Nayru
Farore
Nabooru
Samus
Palutena
Medusa
Wii Fit Trainer
Lucina
Robin

So...are you going to post em?

All of them: Just right.

... i'm waiting

No, I'm asking what you think they would be.

I mean you asked for it. I could use a three day vacation. Hi Lee! You brony hating faggoid!

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I stand by my statement. I like the devs who made them and standby the original designs.

Jesus user, scat? Really?

Like, everyone can have their preferences, but...

>Bust Size for Samus
Zero. She shouldn't have a bust. She shouldn't be seen outside of her suit period.

Beachball sized for everyone.

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cursed image...

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You know..that hairstyle looks oddly reminiscent of the Zelda we saw in the BotW trailer. Do you think maybe the concept art for that game was for BotW instead and we actually don't know what their other fantasy game is going to be?

Of course a tripfag would have a shit fetish.

A game with one obsessed fan on here.

Speaking of which, what is your opinion on Daemon X Machina ACFag?

Hi ACfag.

Prime is disliked for some reasons. "No Zero Suit" is not a reason and ACfag is making shit up AGAIN

>Armored Core is a robot series made by From Software (of Souls acclaim).
>According to Yea Forums, it's SJW shit
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAAHAHAHA

I appreciate Eleka, but I prefer Medusa.

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>According to Yea Forums, Armored Core is SJW shit

In a game where one of the endings is literally killing millions for the lulz? I sincerely doubt anyone with a functioning brain considers Armored Core SJW outside of trolls and brain dead mongoloids.

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>that one doujin

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bampu

Nobody actually considers it """SJW""", he's just spinning a narrative to feed his victim complex.

The newfag downed the site.

We back baby

good. we are back

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Are you the user?

Min min is going to get fat!

>Din
>Nayru
>Farore
hope we get to see more of them

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>a website that rains down pure hatred on a game for not having waifus
>doesn't angrily hate a series known for not having waifus

:thinking:

she trains and works out enough to keep her figure

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>If I keep saying it, it'll eventually be true!
A lot of people are ecstatic for Daemon X Machina and it's for the giant robots.

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>Emoji
Based Kuroba user

>A lot of people are ecstatic for Daemon X Machina and it's for the waifus

ftfy

If you consider giant robots to be waifus, then yeah.

>A lot of people are ecstatic for Daemon X Machina and it's for the giant robots.

this.

The waifus are nice but not necessary to enjoy a giant robot game

Would Yea Forums impregnate a robot?

Yea Forums? maybe

It seems like something /m/ would do

Considering that the threads were nothing but jerking off the anime character (same problem as Astral Chain actually) then yes, I can say that nobody cares for the actual game part. Not unless the fandom collectively tells the waifu fans to piss off.

Honestly, that's why I'm not excited for DxM. Nintendo and their subsidaries are retards who can't fathom a game selling without muh anime waifus. It's disgraceful. The only way I'll believe someone who says they genuinely like the gameplay is if they declare that the waifus and anime artstyle objectively make the game worse, and will never consider it good. Only then will I find someone who I would consider "my nigga".

Oh course

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This fine guy knows what's up.

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maybe you should try Sony games.

They don't have anime artstyle and no waifus. Perfect for a SJW like youself.

>user #1 is very clearly concerned about gameplay quality, which is why he hates distractions like waifus
>user #2 recommends that he play games made by a company known to despise gameplay and just make walking simulators
>user #2 will fail to see the flaw in his logic.

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>mfw every Nintendo fan I know of despises Metroid Prime because it has no zero suit
>mfw every Nintendo fan I know of despises Metroid Prime

ok now you're just fucking lying, the prime series is held in high regards, maybe even too high if you ask me

>Considering that the threads were nothing but jerking off the anime character
I'm calling bullshit, stop talking out of your ass.

>the rest of that shit
Fuck off, you were apparently fine with it back in the beta and it had all the same shit that it does now.

>samefagging
kys

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they still have gameplay.

It's not my fault that the amount of gameplay Sony games offer doesn't live up to your absurd standards.

>>samefagging
I'm not ACfag

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Look at this thread user. I don't see any praise for the prime series. I only see hostility because it "took away the sexy samus".

>Fuck off, you were apparently fine with it back in the beta and it had all the same shit that it does now.
Wrong. When I wasn't drowned out by waifu porn spam, i tried making my complaints about the demo clear, including the horrendous framerate which has barely improved. People are actually willing to suck down sub-30 FPS because they're given a waifu, and I find that troubling.

>they still have gameplay.
Yeah, walking down hallways and waiting for load screens, inbetween the most asinine and bland shooting sections. You don't have to have high standards to have a distaste for that.

Holy shit why are you retards replying to ACfag? Ruining Metroid threads is enough already, stop.

>I only see hostility because it "took away the sexy samus".

you mean a shitpost YOU made and samefagged with?

Time the break out the Spiral Power lads. Im about to impregnate a robot despite it being impossible.
He does this often?

>you mean a shitpost YOU made and samefagged with?
Shitpost? That implies that it's not true. You want an actual shitpost, I point you to Making a thread dedicatedly solely to shitting on games that don't have waifus in them? I'd say that's prime shitpost material.

lovely pyra

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wait, is this official art?

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Seems like you are also a man of great taste

Urbosa is perfect. I hope we see more gerudos in the next one.

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Artists are held hostage by Game Freak to make impregnatable girls to supplement shit games.

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Not often, always.

>He does this often?

every single Metroid thread he barges in crying about how everyone is a fake fan that only likes Zero Suit Samus to fap to her and are a Smash fanboy.

He also says lies like and "Yea Forums loves Other M because they love to fap to Zero Suit Samus!" despite Other M being the worst Metroid game on Yea Forums

>"Is she human?"
>"Not really"
>"Let her in"

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I don't think the concept art is representative of the final game but I'm pretty sure that girl isn't zelda

more BBW in Zelda please, Aounuma-sensei

>Square has a ethics department
>Sony went full California
What are these fucks doing? This is the Treehouse from the Wii u era again

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Then where are these magical threads where people actually care about Metroid? And perhaps you can explain why I've been called an SJW and snoyboy multiple times over, despite my only crime being that I liked Metroid Prime?

>despite Other M being the worst Metroid game on Yea Forums
Considering we're in a thread that shits on any game without waifus in it, your claim is suspect.

So unironically Dobson?

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Nope

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Armored core is a shit game but robots give me a raging hard on so it gets a pass

Man I want a kid Icarus game for the switch so fucking much

Did you know that there is an anime movie about robot girls so perfect that they can actually reproduce?

>So unironically Dobson?

Yeah. A SJW troll that hates an entire fanbase

Nintendo's department sounds like

>Did we make it? No?
>Whatever
To
>Did we make it? Yes?
>How realistic is the design?
>10% chance of something happening

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The champion of ARMS has a big ass!

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>just want to talk about metroid without people barging in and spamming about how they want to fuck Samus and remodel her shithole
>I'm the bad guy in this situation

Please, explain this.

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Companies should have thighs departments.

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Guess what's still here dumbass. Board culture

Not a fan of Camilla but she belongs in this thread.

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Anyone know a name?
For fucks sake.

>Please, explain this.
cherrypicking. You intentionally chose the worst Metroid post (hell I would not be shocked if it was you falseflagging) to try and make the fans of the series look bad.

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Because you don't keep to Metroid threads.
You invade other threads and shit them up with your same tripe.
Have a taste of your own medicine.

The Virgin Western Artist
>obsessed with identity politics
>only makes art to express political opinions
>never studied anatomy
>makes characters intentionally ugly
>offended by natural human biology
The Chad Eastern Artist
>rigorously studies anatomy and fundamentals
>doesn't give a fuck about identity politics
>draws whatever gives them a boner
>laughs at western degeneracy
>pursues the noble art of idealizing human beauty
Any western artist worth a shit adopted anime style long ago.

I do too user

I do too

Sound about right, desumo

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>even people who hate her fap to her
Based and Big Sister Milky pilled

Put this gentleman in charge

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Enjoy it while it lasts. They are going to take anime titties away from us and there isn't a damn thing we can do about it.

I actually don't, It's just that the good Chiki doesn't qualify for this thread.

i need this pump dog ass on my face

>tfw I know where this is from.
This manga is legendary and deserves a fucking anime.

>You intentionally chose the worst Metroid post
Actually, if anything I made him look too good. That image intentionally omits the posts that are all caps posts of wanting to fuck samus, or the 250 image spam threads filled with samus porn. You have no idea how bad the fandom has become.

>You invade other threads and shit them up with your same tripe.
What are you talking about? I don't go into threads and spam how I want to fuck my waifu. I don't call people snoy faggots if they attempt to discuss their game. I'm trying to elevate discussion, and yet threads like this are nothing more than circlejerks to post porn in. You couldn't ruin a thread like this even if you tried, as it's bad from the start.

It won't last, these people will eventually find ways to subvert Nintendo.

How recent is this art? Is is pyra litterally getting new art every day?
You wouldn't know shes only 2 years old with the sheer amount of art shes gained that rivals even old and tested Nintendo franchises.

Armitage III, it shows what would happen if the world is taken over by feminazis SJW: man escape to Mars and make robot girls.

What is it?

Xenoblade 2 has become one of the most productive fanart wise Nintendo's franchises.

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And when that times comes hopefully Sony and Steam will get there shit together

>taken over by feminazis SJW

you mean like the one in this thread claiming to be the only true Metroid fan?

Yuusha Ga Shinda and user is right, it deserves a fucking anime.

You can post her user. No one will care.

Nope, it's a deliberate takeover. The damage is already done.

Yuusha ga Shinda.

It's from yesterday
>Is is pyra literally getting new art every day
Absolutely, the rest of the XC2 cast does get new love everyday as well.

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Thank you

hopefully more riju in botw 2

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Any prequels? Or is III the first or only?

pyra is definitely the most popular vidya grill of the last decade alongside 2B

Yuusha ga shinda.
It's a light hearted stupid comedy set in a what is revealed to be a rather dark fantasy world.
It's one of those series that emotionally invests you in stupid characters because when something actually fucked up happens it gets to you.

If you want me to be honest, I like the changes being done at sony. I may hate the company and its other retarded decisions, but cutting down on sex fanservice is always good in my book. It helps cut out the fair weather fans.

Hi noses. Dont worry. Once we get cornered do we really get in gear.

KONO HITO DE NASHI

Is called "III" because that is the generation of robot girls at the moment and the first one that can reproduce, sending the feminazis in earth into panic.

Yunna is shit! SHIT!

HETEROSEX BAD
HOMOSEX GOOD

Cutting one group of crazy fans the always by your shit if you please them for a set of fans that will never buy your shitty you pander to them.

While also fucking over numerous small companies thats games were once allowed on your platform

You are nuts

I swear if I look this up and it has a japped unhappy ending. Dont spoil the details but am I gonna get depressed after watching?

Although there is a sequel of it.

Fucking autocorrect hate doing this shit on my phone

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God, I love asses and titties.
And no ED having fag bitching on Yea Forums will take them away from me.

>7 ish years ago Ninty was the baby console for babies with no good girls (everything got censored), and console wars were between mostly Xbox and Ps3
>Now Xbox is basically irrelevant because PC gets all it’s exclusives and you can use the PS4 for multiplats
>Sony now literally has an “Ethics department” that tells Japanese devs how much skin is allowed to show; meanwhile, Nintendo is getting more and more of the saucy weeb games Sony used to get, and has teams like the Mario Kart team (ARMS), the Xenoblade team, and the Splatoon team designing characters with as much sex appeal as they want

What the fuck happened
How the fuck did we even get here
My sincerest condolences to Sonybros, you guys don’t deserve it. No one deserves it.

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She just needs more dere moments.
Shes way to hard a tsun.
She was easily best girl Suri g that arc when they went through her toukas memories.

>SEX BAD
ftfy

>Cutting one group of crazy fans the always by your shit if you please them for a set of fans that will never buy your shitty you pander to them.
If neither one doesn't buy your games for quality gameplay, then they don't deserve to be pandered to. Sony's problem is that they're changing one cancer for another. The waifu babies are being replaced by the tumblr hipsters who think games need to be advanced as an art form. Neither group will ever appreciate a genuinely good game like Metroid Prime or Gradius or Tetris. Not unless they slap titties on them.

It never goes backwards. Even when they fuck and have to take a step back it's two step forward again. The only thing that will change this is if the bottom completely falls out of the progressive left altogether. Which it kinda already is, they're just resorting to totalitarian measures to try and stop people's natural rejection of their stupidity. Losing our comfort zone fantasy world of video games is just the beginning. Prepare for a nightmarish future.

>My sincerest condolences to Sonybros, you guys don’t deserve it
They enjoy it.

With a butt like that you'd think they could put a few more polygons into those hands.

Blame, in the literal sense, the jews. Nintendo got wise and started to allow cute and funny then protected the artistic integrity once they took it under their wing.

Min Min is a cute one

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Absolutely based.
I don't know, I enjoyed Odyssey a lot. Giving it a replay now, in fact. The game is really short if you go for minimum completion, but if you want to 100% it there's a lot more to do. DLC or a sequel would be great.

Casual Springman looks pretty good

No, fuck you, Airi is best girl and she must win!

Maybe more

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>Tanlines

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More of us should be learning how to draw hot anime ass ourselves.

fucking THIS, varia suit is WAY hotter

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arms has nice art

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Iv always been a humble ribbon man.

More proof that you've never touched a metroid game.

>The champion of ARMS has a big ass!
spring man knows

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can we agree that ZZS and Varia suit are both hot for different reasons?

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Currently airis smile being protected is top priorety.
I just want touka to be able to have his dream radish farm with his master yuna and airi

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This is hitting WAY too many of my buttons

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Samus is hot as fuck in MOST of her incarnations. The Varia suit had a cute buttplate in Prime 2.

>dr Coyle was just a women who couldn't take a break up
Why was ARMS so based?

Min min looks like shes having trouble trying to not commit a crime

varia suit > old school underwear > power gap > zero suit

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>Varia suit >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pure shit >>>>>>>>>> anything involving Samus outside her suit

ftfy

I suggest you all check in with your ethics department. Haven't you got the memo that resetera won? Just give up

>No one deserves it.
if there's one group that deserves it it's the snoyboys

>all the organic life-forms in this thread
Disgusting.

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min min is the always serious type. doesn't know how to handle fans like this

Post dark monita

The reality of Dark Samus' biology is not so boners. It's not wearing a suit.

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Not a real Metroid fan.
Samus has been shown outside of her suit since the very first game.

Yes, Metroid has been flawed since the very first game. That doesn't mean we can't improve and remove the impurities that have tainted the series.

>Not a real Metroid fan.

welcome to ACfag.

He is not a Metroid fan and yet he claims he's the only true Metroid fan.

Good luck with that, kek.
Also you don't like Metroid at all and you should stop lying to yourself about it.

Fine.

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What is your priority when you look at a metroid game? Is it good, soulful gameplay with exploration and tons of cool movement mechanics? Or is it just looking at titties?

That's hot as fuck.
I dont know what ur talking about

why does this make my dick hard

Why not both? Why cant we have both? Why must it LACK tits and ass?

That's the genius of Metroid. They're lots of fun and rewarding good players with tits is the cherry on top.

hot

The real question is would you dick sizzle off or mutate into a giant Phazon spewing mega cock?

You underestimate my boners.

We can't have both because it leads to people neglecting the gameplay so they can jerk off to the waifus. Also, when you don't include the titties, the fair weather fans despise the series.

Again I point you to my original point, where I point that the majority of the Nintendo fandom despises Metroid Prime for this very reason.

Because faggots are offended by the beauty of a healthy young woman.

she did not take things well

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Nintendo's ethics department always delivers

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>we live in a society where depicting the beauty of the human body is considered offensive
Truly these are dark times.

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...Any proof for your claims? Lets try this. Show of (you)s, who likes Metroids gameplay without tits and ass? As in tits and ass are nice but you do still like the gameplay.

My gosh so bubbly, happy and cute I want to hug her till she pops

You don't like Metroid, though.

>dark samus is technically naked all the time
that filthy, filthy slut

>waifu fans purposely ruin a series by forcing fanservice into it (aka Metroid: Other M)
>universally praise it despite having terrible gameplay
>"wow why do people not like waifus?"

It's a real mystery.

Having a Metroid game where she doesn't pop out of that suit and wiggle her ass and tits in your face is like having a Sonic game where he doesn't go Super Sonic, or eating a sandwich with no meat.

She also had toes in Echoes.

God we really need ARMS 2

Stop replying to yourself, ACfag.

What fantasy world are you living in where people actually praise Other M? I'm pretty sure you don't actually play these games and are just angry because Samus is hot.

Damn this is sad.

Telling you nigga is Son of Dob.

Wasn't ACfag doxxed? Why has nobody fucking killed him yet, he's the actual scum of the earth.

>Show of (you)s, who likes Metroids gameplay without tits and ass
And just liek that, not a single person ITT, aside from myself, answers.

So according to you, Metroid Prime 2 is a bad game.

>What fantasy world are you living in where people actually praise Other M?
Did you miss 400 posts of praise in this very thread?

I think ACFag is some sort of hypocrite roastie.

When the fuck did you start having these stupid delusions of grandeur? You're not a true Metroid fan, let alone the only one; what you are is a fucking menace.

Sure she went crazy before or after she broke up with Max Brass, but who's to say he didn't have anything to do with it?

Im a tripfag. They could just not respond because I am a faggot.

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Nobody in this thread is praising Other M you schizoid retard.

I don't think ACfag is an actual human being. He's like a cancer rooted deep inside the internet. You can't dox cancer.

I fuck to breed the dog.

I am the only one humoring your miserable excuse of an existence while you do the same song and dance in every thread that has a female protagonist with "fan service" that you consider haram, this is my last reply to you, and i prefer if you don't reply back, thanks.

So we're not in a thread where people say that games have to have waifus, or they're bad? Because the OP says otherwise. And I see nothing but people wanting to jerk off to Samus, and an abject hatred for the prime series for not sexing her up enough.

I just think it's unfair that Samus isn't allowed any respect unless she's on a stripper pole in her underwear. What used to be a badass bounty hunter who kicked plenty of alien ass, is now reduced to eye candy. why is it wrong to weep for what has become of her and her series?

user we love Samus for more then her underwear. We just dont want anyone censoring her content for feminism's sake. Unlike you who wants to decide whats best for the entire metroid fandom. Now go inflate yourself.

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oh fuck off, you are right!

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I was a Zelda man as a boy, why have I been thirst for Peach in the past few years.
>not actually a bimbo, just friendly and sweet
>positive attitude even during dark times
>doesn't act like royalty, regularly engages with commoners
>natural motherly instincts towards toads and other child characters
>blonde
>big tits
>joocy ass
>DSL

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cute feet!

What about based Mr. Yabuki-san?

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>implying she doesn't take her suit off in Prime 2
Confirmed doesn't know shit about Metroid.

Am I the only one who wants incest doujins of fictional characters. /ss/ prefered.

>user we love Samus for more then her underwear.
>but Metroid Prime is snoyboy SJW propaganda because it censored Samus and made her not sexy

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These are very important details a Metroidfag needs to know.

Who said this in thread about prime?

Chiki's got a nice ass.

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How does Nintendo do it? Keep winning and pissing off ACfag?

Shes cute but is she funny?
By not giving a fuck. And making fun and sexy games!

Who said it? Allow me to point it out:

Called me a snoy for liking metroid prime.

Calls me an SJW for liking Metroid Prime.

And then you say it here According to you, Metroid Prime is bad because it "censored Samus" aka made her less sexy.

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I said I didnt want them censoring samus...because censorship is wrong in of itself.

No you don't, you want a sequel to Uprising.

very cute dragons

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That's fine too

ACFag's opinions are so shit he has to make up opinions that oppose his.

Holy shit, stop responding to his strawmen you dumb tripfag. At least hit image limit.

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>I said I didn't want them censoring Samus
And you said that making a character less sexy is censorship. Erego you hate Metroid Prime because it did just that. Imagine if a Ps4 game did this, the amount of angry sony wojaks and accusations of "snoy" would fill the board for days.

OH WAIT, THEY DID DO THAT. Look at how angry people are that Tifa's tits are slightly smaller.

hmmmmm no darling that's white washing. Stop trying to make me go extinct on the internet

Short hair gets my heart and penis hard.

Why are Snoy fans so gay?
Why can't they be more like PlayStation fans, and just enjoy games?

Club Nintendo was dead by the time those games released.

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>acfag is the "none of you cared about kid icarus before uprising!!" sperg
oh shit

Fuck your right.

end of thread is near
post more nintendo girls

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No he is Son of Dob.

>Oy gevalt, user, what are you doing there?

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It's funny how much of a hypocrite he is, he spends posts jacking off about Samus in her Power Suit then lambasts people about jerking to Zero Suit Samus.
Turns out fan service is okay when it appeals to his autistic armor suit fetish.

Possible 500

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Based 500

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I've heard of flatchested, but Fuck!!
She's got flat ribs!!

Fun thread bros. See you all the next day

>bros we just keep on winning haha
>TENDIEGAAAAAAAF
why are snoyboys so pathetic?

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I really like this universe and these characters it's a pity they're not attempting to push it at all and totally forgot it existed

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Why are Trippy's only good in Lewd threads?
Every other thread they're annoying to see, but in Lewd threads they have some of the best shit.

Great thread anons. Don't worry about the resetards they will just cry like faggots always do

they just know

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...Fuck I dunno. Personally I wish people responded more to me outside of lewd. I post in VTMB threads for shits and giggles if I can but otherwise I only care about nintendo

See, it's just as I thought.You all antagonize and hate me because I just want Metroid to be a good series again. It shouldn't just be fap fuel.

arms characters and their world are actually pretty nice
it's a shame many forget or desperately try to shit on it

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Nintendo wins bay bay!

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The point of Yea Forums is to be anonymous, a trip makes you an outcast.
Just don't use trips unless you want to be noticed.

Everyone and I mean everyone hated Samus character in other m because they made her less badass.
The zero suit existed before Other M and other M is a flawed game
When prime 4 was announced everyone was excited when Federation force was announced everyone was pissed
Idont know what weird universe you are living in to think otherwise

Also OP didn't say games need waifus in games to be good it's just great to have the option to make waifus or not to have the choice to do it ifthey want to.

That's what lacking today the option to make a sexy character if you want to without the moral police banging down your door.

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You never cared about Metroid. You never even cared about Armored Core, which is why you suck at them too.

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>sing along Yea Forums
>Send off the thread
IIIIIIII...am a man of constant sorrow,
I've seen trouble all my daaaaay...
IIIIIIIII... bid farewell to old Nintendo,
The place where IIIIIIII learned to game...

>those funifuni doujins of her

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Nah. I like to be a fucking autist. Thanks though. When im serious i dont use it.

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You don't like Metroid.
I will enjoy you losing your shit when Samus takes her armor off in the next game.
Like it or not, unarmored Samus is a staple of Metroid no matter how much you cry about it.
Fan service doesn't make it a bad game and only you are mad about it.

And you don't decide what Metroid is.
Stay eternally ass ravaged ACFag.

>Everyone and I mean everyone hated Samus character in other m because they made her less badass.
Stopped reading there. Not a single person hated Other M for that. Infact they praised it because the concept of Samus being badass was "an SJW invention". Fits perfectly with /pol/ agenda that women shouldn't be warriors period. Why would they even pretend to like the prime series or hate Other M, if the latter agrees with their view on women and the former disagrees?

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