Super Smash Bros. headcanon thread, post your best stuff

Joker can't score at all compared to back home. This place is full of men that are taller, more handsome, more muscular or cuter than him and it is making him deeply insecure. The situation got even worse since Banjo joined, as he became instead an instant hit with all the ladies, although he is generally oblivious to it and Kazooie tries to scare them away.

Sonic still has something against Mario and tries roast him and sometimes its funny its mostly not

t. unwanted woman

Pit can't communicate with Banjo and Kazooie because he can't read their dialogue boxes. The Star Fox characters astonish people by seemingly being able to speak with them in their native language:
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>Pit can't communicate with Banjo and Kazooie because he can't read their dialogue boxes.

Perfect

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kek

Richter is Simon’s disappointing grandson that never does anything to make him feel proud.
>Simon won’t stop guilt tripping Richter.
>Simon won’t stop reminding that Pit is the grandson he never got.
>It doesn’t help that Richter is getting advised by Meta Knight

files.catbox.moe/1nymwl.mp4
Sure bro

Pit is the blindly devoted servant of a heathen goddess.

>Pit can't communicate with Banjo and Kazooie because he can't read their dialogue boxes
That's a good one.

Each Inkling color swap has different personality.
>Orange and Blue are “rad” teens who won’t stop molesting the adults about how old and out of touch they are.
>”Dusty Bones full of green dust”

>Yellow and Green act like secret agents in a Kids Next Door way.
>They are commanded by Callie (because she is tricking them so she and Marie can get to the next entry)
>They won’t stop spying on everyone and conspiring about everything.

>Pink is a tomboy

>Cyan is a smug fucker who won’t stop roasting on everyone, specially the girls on how ugly do they look.
>Cyan is a faggot.

>Purple is a poser that seeks for attention.

>Navy is braindead and mostly used as a human tool in EEnE ways.

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Samus gets along well with Pikachu because her latex suit protects her from his unintended electric shocks.

>knot
Star Fox characters have human dicks

Lore-accurate and based

Ganondorf is still planning to bring back the subspace army now that the key threats are gone

The Blue Boys Band:
>Link as pretty boy vocalist
>Sonic on electric guitar
>Mega Man on keyboard
>Meta Knight on bass
>Ike on drums

nice trips

Daisy fucks Luigi daily and after Luigi cries for about an hour.

Erdrink brings female warrior, sage, and priestess into his bed some nights.

And it's incredibly loud.

Rosalina and Bayonetta frequently /ss/ Bowser Jr. behind Bowser's back

>Orange and Blue want to be Sonic the hedgehog

Ice Climbers are incestuous twins and are currently married. They share genuine romance, familial, and sexual love for each other but every child theybever had came out horribly deformed and was left to the mountains.

Gogo?
Fizz?

I hate Zelda dickheads for overshadowing InklingXSonic interactions

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My only problem with this is that it is impossible for 4 to be a product of incest, the whole point of his game was that he is a first generation hybrid offspring between a human and a zenithian. Also not all the games take place in Erdrea.

>Ike, Simon, Richter, Captain Falcon, Cloud, and Wario all work out together in the house gym all the time like bros talking about the girls in the house
>Link is the center of every girl's crush by doing absolutely nothing anyway, much to all their annoyance
>Link is completely oblivious and thinks the girls flirting with him is just acting weird
>Only girl he likes spending a lot of time with is Zelda, who has a crush on him but has seen his pictures of his Zelda and doesn't want to act on it

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This

Young Link is for Shiek /ss/

>Pit can't communicate with Banjo and Kazooie because he can't read their dialogue boxes
Best in thread.

What the fuck user, that's dark as hell. At the same time, it sounds like it would make for a good book.

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In all headcanon threads, please remember to refer to the DQ heroes as such for ease's sake.

DQIII = Erdrick, Loto, or Roto
DQIV = Solo
DQVIII = Eight or Guv
DQXI = Luminary

Banjo hates sonic

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ROB still has undying hatred for Ganondorf over what he did in Subspace.

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im still really happy we can include banjo in these now

BASED

Banjo and Kazooie are the only ones that Bayonetta fears and treads carefully in their presence

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Mr. Game & Watch is everywhere and works everywhere
>Is the cashier
>Is the janitor
>Is the cook
>Is the waiter
>Is the window cleaner
>Is the receptionist
>Is the repairman
>Is the builder
>Is the butler
>Is the contractor
>Is the background actor
>Is the ad model
>Is the pilot
>Is the driver
>Is the fisherman
>Is the farmer
>Is the judge
>Is the fireman
>Is the delivery guy
>Is the plumber
>Is the assistant
>Is the handyman

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>Dedede, Kirby, KRool, Wario and BotW-Link constantly have food related competitions

>Young Link and Toon Link get mentored by Meta Knight and the DQ Heroes

>Banjo is overly nice to everyone and constantly does everyone favors
>Meanwhile Kazooie trashtalks everyone, Banjo apologizes and punishes the masochistic bird

>Joker steals something valuable from all villains but is confused they dont turn good

>The blackest character is the mansion's slave

Banjo thinks Bayonetta stole some girls beauty and constantly looks at her with judgemental, suspicious eyes

He thinks that girl was Wario

Steve is the ultimate villain

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Oh hey, that was my post, didn't think it would get screencapped.

Updating for DLC

>Joker writes love letters to Kawakami
>Erdrick has a harem consisting of FemWarrior, FemSage, and FemPriest
>Solo is married to Eliza back home amd misses her dearly
>Eight is married to Jessica and dreams of paizuri
>Luminary I haven't finished his game yet but I assume he gets with his childhood friend instead of the ladies from his party.
>People think Banjo and Kazooie are together, when really they're just friends. They actually did try having sex once and it was a horrible experience for the both of them and they'd prefer to forget about it.

Duck hunt's dog is always growling at G&W on account of not understanding exactly what he is, and his 2D form scares him.

Game at watch has infinitely sharp edges, so he needs to be careful when walking past people around corners, that is why he is beeping when he walks, not because he has to, but to sort of warn people when he's about. He forgot to do so once, and walked right through one of ivysaurs leafs as he was rounding the corner. Ivy didn't notice, and G&W was too embarassed to say anything.

The inklings will sometimes try to "prank" him by shining bright flashlights at him when they hear him coming, thinking that he's a shadow and don't understand otherwise, as they were never introduced to the dot matrix display, they only know high tech phones.

Banjo killed Tooty in Vormir to acquire the soul stone. He snapped his fingers ro get him in Smash, wiping out and BTFOing Steve posters everywhere including Steve himself from existence in the process.

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>mario has learned to accept sonic but banjo fucking hates

>Joker gets the shit kicked out of him everything he steals something

that's a top tier futa /ss/ doujin mah nigga

Dedede loudly complains about Banjo's presence and how non-Japanese character shouldn't be in Smash. When his friend Diddy nervously pointed out that he was a Western character, Dedede laughed and said that Diddy didn't count and began to repeatedly call him his gaijigger. When Diddy asked him to stop Dedede only started to say it more.

But he invited him racing that one time when he was down on his luck. What's up?

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>Donkey Kong,Diddy Kong,K Rool,and Banjo all regularly gangbang Daisy.

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>nuts and bolts banjo

that's why

>Simon regularly fucks Zelda but only in the missionary position

dr. mario has a cat allergy and has to stock up on allergy medication when fighting incineroar

dr. mario is also in charge of dealing with any after-battle major injuries such as broken bones

>Isabelle has a crush on Banjo, but she constantly gets cockblocked by either Kazooie or one of the other Smashers, so her affection always goes unnoticed by everyone except for Robin, who tries to help her get noticed
>Olimar is genuinely terrified of Kazooie
>Kazooie roasts Bayonetta when they first meet, and Bayonetta roasts her right back. The two become fast friends.

Cloud and Eight often spend a lot of time together, just hanging out quietly enjoying one another's company. Not saying a lot, because there's not a whole lot to say.

The younger fighters see Eight as a kind big brother type, and gets his help with things they're usually too short to do, or untangling swings. He does so happily.

Isabelle will come and find Eight now and then, to bring snacks for Munchie.

>Bowser, Rool, and Roar organized Banjo's welcoming party
>"organized welcoming party" in this case means "initiated a fourway"

But you come in and read them all every time. Says more about you.

>everyone noticed Sonic in a much better and cheery mood than last game, probably due to Mania being a gigantic success, and as a result became one of the most well-liked people in the mansion
>Roy Koopa secretly thinks Roy is awesome and constantly follows him around, wanting to be his pupil, yet Roy always brushes him off
>no one can understand Ridley's screeches except for Mewtwo and Charizard, the former using telepathy and the latter because it conveniently sounds like dragon tongue
>Erdrick and the other DQ gang became fast friends with the FE cast, discussing each others' games and their similarities
>Cloud, who normally does not show much expression, seems very pleased to see Erdrick somehow get in despite the fact he is perplexed his series got more love than his own
>Inkling became fast friends with Sonic due to their similar interests and demographic and can sometimes be seen teaching him how to use the Inkbrush, which caught his attention
>Kazooie constantly tries to start shit with Ridley, to which Banjo nervously tries to calm her down

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Bayo saw Joker flip through a window into the mansion, strike a pose with his gun, summon a demon, and immediately start flirting with every girl at once on his first day and instantly decided he was a perfect boy who could do no wrong.

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Love it. The animal crossing folks speak gibberish natively as well.

>Daisy is a whore who has fucked the entire human male roster

>Peach hates Richter after Richter pranked her into drinking some gasoline

>Link regularly watches Ken and Zelda have sex making Link a cuck

>Mario,Luigi,DK,and Banjo are all friends who regularly meet up for some beers, Mario prefers bud light while the rest drink Coors

>Ganon,Dedede,and Erdrick are all stoners and regularly smoke weed together

>Bayonetta is an anti-semite and once punched Little Mac in the face believing him to be Jewish (despite being actually Italian)

>Roy,Ryu,and Cloud all have a crush on Palutena and regularly compete for her affection

>Game and Watch and ROB are partners in crime and have pulled a string of 6 successful bank robberies, Duck Hunt Dog used to be with them but got arrested on the 4 bank robbery

>Sonic voted for Donald Trump in 2016 but is now unsure about voting for him next election

>Ivysaur and Pac-Man share a passion for 70s Rock and are best friends.

Link and Zelda are the goofy couple everyone loves.

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Nah, Simon isn't so strict that he wouldn't be able to be pals with a nonbeliever. I mean, he knows Pit is going to hell, but a comrade is a comrade. Probably isn't a fan of Palutena in the least for being a false god and corrupting his friend permanently, but tolerates her for Pit's sake.

Someone finally took one!?

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You reversed their roles, Wolf's the cockhungry one. Sometimes he gets so desperate he'll settle for Falco and Lucario.

The crying AND the sex.

But Ike already won the Palu bowl
youtube.com/watch?v=r1wNgoXiRQs

He said head canon not acctual cannon

Little Mac and Ken host Fourth of July cook outs. Ness and Lucas help out.

>Simon is trying to teach Pit how to read, specifically the Bible.
>Richter surprisingly never flirts with anyone, because he's engaged to Annette and is super serious about their relationship
>Villager and Isabelle go around funding and directing the building of monuments and attractions in the mansion's front yard
>Snake has a weird urge to kill K. Rool, eat his meat, and wear his head
>Little Mac is the only Christian other than the Belmonts, but he's a Catholic and they're Eastern Orthodox. Simon ranks Little Mac one point lower than Pit on his "can be saved from Hell" list

Link and Zelda are not each other's Link and Zelda so they try out all the weird shit with eachother on the promise it never leaves the room

>Botw link wants anal
>Lttp zelda wants watersports

>Link wants anal
>Zelda agrees to try it
>they both bend over
>both are confused

Isabelle is Wolf's little onahole

based

>Daisy is a whore who has fucked the entire human male roster
yes....YES. but how does luigi feel about it

Luigi looks more like a "clueless" cuck than a "lick the bull's cum out of her pussy" cuck.

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>Kirby
Kek
There should be one for the girls

>Sonic
>all night long
>implying he wouldn't cum in less than a nanosecond from thrusting faster than the speed of light

The upside to this is that his partner will feel his 1000 strokes per nanosecond in one instant, usually sending them into a confusing orgasm

>sonic cannot into sex because the first and only time he tried, he ended up setting the bed on fire
fucking incredible

>bowser jr
>less than a minute
>milking bowser jr

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>girls night out
>Dark Samus was invited because technically she's female (probably)
>Samus herself doesn't seem to mind
>DSamus wants to learn how to people
>so she can manipulate them to her own phazon-related ends, of course
>not because she wants to have friends

>Bayonetta changes the topic to the boys
>most people agree Link, the Fire Emblems, and the Dragon Quests are quite good looking
>Daisy says she prefers real men like Snake, Captain Falcon, the shotos, Luigi (?), and the Belmonts
>Bayonetta and Palutena go on at length about Pit being adorable and how fit he is under the toga
>everyone is uncomfortable

or kill them

maybe both

The Ice Climbers are Confederate sympathizers.

I put him on top tier because although he is fast, he has god-tier stamina due to the fact he can run for an extremely long time without tiring. And even if he cums frequently, he can keep going due to his semen also regenerating fast.

>Sonic can fuck and cum at light speed for an entire night
Suddenly all the Sonic porn makes sense

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>Dark Samus follows Samus around
>tries picking up her mannerisms and how she walks
>she keeps tripping because she doesn't really know how to walk from floating all the time
>she's mad but doesn't emote so she's silently seething and everyone assumes it's phazon related anger issues

>tries to befriend Dark Pit because they are both Dark versions of heroes
>and by befriend, I mean stalk
>he finds it irritating and always tells her to leave him alone
>Ridley thinks it's hilarious

>Wa! Po! Ay! The south will rise again! Ya! Whee!

So why is Samus okay with Ridley just hanging around?

Same reason why Link and Zelda are ok with having Ganon around

She's not. But after the emotional drainage that was Other M, she learned to let go of the trauma and leaves him alone. Ridley is wise to leave her alone as well.
If they fight each other in a Smash fight the gloves come off though.

>>Bayonetta and Palutena go on at length about Pit being adorable and how fit he is under the toga
I like this. I like this very much

Just be glad he hates doing creampies

To be fair, thhese versions of Link and Zelda never knew Ganondorf personally. Ridley and Samus know each other.

Same goes for Young Link, too.

He brings Palutena along to translate for him, and she softballs him by nicening up Kazooie's snide remarks and sarcasm.

>Dark Samus stalks Snake because she sees him and Samus hang out a lot
>due to FOXHOUND training, he always knows when she's there
>one time offered her a smoke
>she looked at the cigarette in her hand for a long time before absorbing the whole thing through her helmet
>Snake stopped offering her cigarettes after that

>There's been a long-running betting board (currently run by Wario) on who the next newcomer will be. Donkey Kong has been betting huge amounts on Banjo & Kazooie for years now, which finally paid off.

>Pokemon Trainer planned to use Charizard's Mega Evolution in Smash, but his Mega Ring was taken away by customs during a brief visit to Galar, and he still hasn't gotten it back.

>Joker's occasionally displayed a hidden skill in cartography. He can't remember where he picked it up, but says it "just feels natural to him".

Simon and Richter both keep their distance from Bayonetta, since they can't fight her unless it's for an actual match, but for some reason, Bayonetta keeps waking up with Rosemary scented water on her bedside, with an anxious Simon and Richter hoping that she drinks it. She thinks it's the work of Luka, who somehow managed to find his way to the house.
They also tried this on Ganondorf, but he caught on quickly and told them to fuck off.

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>Megaman on Keyboard
For some reason I'm imagining that his mega buster doesn't transform into a hand and he's just beating the buster against the keyboard.

>the Kongs and K. Rool are mortal enemies, and Rool personally wants them dead, except for on Friday nights, when they and Banjo and Kazooie hang out at DK's cozy tree pad
>Bowser loathes Mario, but Mario wishes they could be something resembling friends, if not for Bowser being an asshole
>Ganondorf doesn't care much about Link, and considers himself above an actual rivalry. Link similarly doesn't feel much about Ganondorf, since he's not the same villain he fought. Young Link really, really doesn't like him though
>Ridley scares most of them, though he seems to get along with Rool and Dark Samus
>Kirby and Dedede have a friendly rivalry, but are basically good friends
>K. Rool is universally detested by the other villains, except for Ridley, who pals around with him, and Wario, who likes the cut of Rool's jib

No,that’s grotesque steve(evil clone made by todd howard)

>a hidden skill in cartography
Haw.

>banjo from the best game in the franchise
>bad
???

>Bayonetta used to make fun of TP Ganondorf in Sm4sh all the time, calling him an old coot and grandpa
>even when they were fucking behind everyone's back
>now Ganondorf is restored to his OoT youth
>oh no he's hot.jpg

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>Dedede always admired K. Rool which is why he dressed up like him to prank DK and Diddy
>After getting smacked out of the way, he's developed a petty hatred for him, always trying to one-up him

Kek, poor charizard

>Toon Link will always be a better swordsman than any incarnation of modern Link

I wanna fuck joker

?

What's this about?

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kinsey_scale

I don't get it.

>and rosalina wants the kids

Who in the roster would go on a Poker night?
Right now I can only think of Banjo-Kazooie and Wario

most popular with the ladies too

Snake

Joker comes off as a chuuni to other Smashers, always going on about stealing hearts and demons and thievery and pulling his mask off dramatically.

>Banjo approaches Bowser Jr with a jigsaw puzzle wanting to put it together with him
>Bowser Jr and Kazooie gets bored, but Banjo gets really into it; so much so that he does not notice Bowser Jr and Kazooie sneaking away
>Bowser Jr and Kazooie go on a rampage with the Koopa Clown car shitting grenade eggs and clockwork Mechakoopas all over the place

I like the picture of Dark Pit trying to teach a still anxious and nervous Corrin to get a grip and that sometimes, people will die in war, but you have to have the resolve to keep pushing onward, or else they died for nothing.

...

>Samus in her Chozo suit is bisexual, but straight without it
Kek

>Ryu is motionless and only parties leaving the opponent to try and grab.
>but then he spot dodges.

Duckhunt dogs name is zappy and is snakes pet due to zappy having magic gun powers.The ducks name is nessy

Mario is extremely against third-party characters being allowed in, and constantly goes on drunken rants about how things were better when it was all Nintendo to Kirby, who politely listens despite disagreeing with Mario.

>Robin and Samus finds one of those ransom letters on their beds
>Robin! For your crime of deceiving and killing your friends as the Fell Dragon, I will steal your heart expose you for what you are.
>Samus! For your crimes of genociding an entire race of animals and harming the ecosystem of SR388 as well as prejudiced attacking poor space pirates just trying to get by, the Phantom Thieves will expose you!
>Robin and Samus paid him a visit and Joker doesn't do that anymore, but still thinks he's in the right

I imagine k.rool,wario,wolf,ridley,and bowser all go on drinking runs

>mario is your typical racist italian new yorker
>Never Forgets the first responders' sacrifice on That Day

One time, Akuma used dark hadou to mentally overwhelm Ryu despite their great distance, and Evil Ryu was let loose in the Smash Mansion.
Evil Ryu ended being buddies with K. Rool and Ridley, who are like the jocks of the villains, and ended up having a pretty good time. Akuma was pissed that Ryu didn't kill anyone, let alone hurt someone.

Casual reminder that Joker changed K. Rool's heart and now he's bros with the Kongs

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>some time before that, Inkling girl got a ransom letter one time for taking part in the oppression of the octarians as agent 3 and cried
>Mario gave Joker a strict scolding not to scare kids with his Phantom Their nonsense

Women try to get laid by Snake but he keeps rejecting their invitations to make children stuff

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>implying k rool and DK arent hatefuck buddies who keep diddy up all night with their monstrous poundfests

>Erdrick boasts a lot and tries to act cool, but every Saturday night he writes his mom about the adventures he had.
>4 likes to tell others 8's crush is a horse.

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Do Mario and Luigi sound like Vinny's redition of their cartoon voices?

>Crash Bandicoot has always had a bigger goal in mind, finally proving his superiority to Mario (and Sonic, but mainly Mario)
>purposely avoided PSASBR because he didn’t want to decrease his chances of getting into Smash
>became the highest selling game on the Switch for a period of time with the Remastered Trilogy
>realizes he now has something over Plumber Boy
>Banjo and Kazooie get into Smash
>Crash realizes it’s now or never
>has been doing drive by steak-outs at Nintendo of America for over a week
>Aku Aku tells him to bide his time, Crash isn’t hearing it
>knows that he’s in, but he can’t shake the feeling that Plumber Boy will screw him over
How’s this saga gonna end, Yea Forums?

If Smash had a Supreme Court, who would be part of the 9 court justices, and who would be the chief justice out of the 9?

>Dedede was going to prank them both once but came at A Bad Time
>he was scarred for life

Luigi was invited once, but when he showed up in this get-up and robbed everyone of their savings like he robs mansions he was banned from ever showing up again.

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Don't you guys realize it's just supposed to be a parody of the first time this trailer was shown without K. Rool?

It's basically like Smash is a non-canon spinoff where lore doesn't matter much. Probably in the next DK game, they'll be enemies again.

>after the end of this ad youtube.com/watch?v=mTi5EaocGaY crash was being taken out of the Nintendo building
>While this happens, he sees something in a field of flowers in the distance
>youtube.com/watch?v=K783SDTBKmg
>Ever since the image has been in his mind

All of them are mr. game and watch

>Banjo comes back 20 years later nearly as swole as Donkey Kong
>literal bear mode
>sends the twink anime boys into a seethe
>doesn’t even cash in on these advances
HOLY FUCKING BASED

A-user, we know these threads are just for fun. No one really thinks anything here is canon.

The fighters take turns cooking dinner every night. Wario uses a shitton of garlic, only Simon and Richter like his cooking. Ganondorf cooks traditional Gerudo dishes with so many spices eating it literally makes you breath fire. Fun fact, all the Superspicy Curry used in the fights is provided by Ganondorf. Ridley goes out of his way to cook everyone's favorite dishes, except Samus, who gets a picture of Ridley flipping her off between two slices of mouldy bread. Every single time.

>Luigi is the IT guy

>next time they do this type of trailer again, Banjo will be chilling in the house as well

>Guh huh!
>girls faint, he has such a way with words

autists don't know what fun is

>Ridley goes out of his way to cook everyone's favorite dishes, except Samus, who gets a picture of Ridley flipping her off between two slices of mouldy bread. Every single time.
based

They are still waiting on the pizza delivery that Ness ordered back in December.

what does headcanon mean?

Card shark Luigi is best Luigi

Sonic takes the Lucario knot. I'm sure about that.

>his buster transforms into the keyboard

>girls night out
>Cloud was invited
>he's crossdressing
>everyone is teasing and humiliating him about it
>the girls made him cum from all the humiliation
>goes to his own room to change clothes
>goes to the bar
>he drinks and thinks about just wanting to be together with Tifa and kids
>sends another letter to Tifa

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BotW Link cooks really well and everyone likes his cooking.
Simon whips up a Belmont traditional recipe - whole turkey buried under brick and mortar, aged like fine wine.

Yes, please.

BASED

>SONIC'S THE NAME, CUMS MY GAME
Bold move Sega.

Did he get pegged too

Yep

Lucas doesn't really want to be there, but Ness keeps encouraging him.

All the villains hang out together. They keep inviting Richter, much to his frustration.

>"For the last time, Bowser, I was under mind control!"
>"Suuure you were. You really don't want to come? Ganondorf's bringing the Gerudo kush."
>"...okay I'm a villain."

What does this mean?

>villains high out of their mind on Desert Saffina
Kek

>one time Banjo wasn’t able to stop Kazooie and Ridley went after her
>Banjo had to physically step in, just once
>picks up Ridley and slams him so hard the entire house shifts
>nobody messes with Banjo anymore
>Kazooie still fucks with Ridley

>It's time, Lucario-san

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>Cloud didnt need to mention a specific person when asked who he truly loved, he couldve made up someone like Mike
>Mentions Barret anyway

Makes you think

essentially fanfiction, or what someone believes happens behind the scenes of a story/world that the author doesn't mention. fun to think about

Little Mac is undefeated in all of his boxing sparring matches with everyone (I mean, like, actual boxing, not Smash matches), beating the likes even of Ken, Incineroar, Ganondorf, Bowser, all those guys

>sassy jigglypuff challenges little mac to boxing match after watching lucario get socked
>little mac refuses
>puff takes it as a forfeit and is smug
>mac just didnt want to hurt jigglypuff since shes so adorable

What is Todd's endgame?

Never mind, should have scrolled more

Getting you to buy Skyrim

Captain Falcon, Ike, Bowser, Dorf and Wario all work out together and are best friends.

Dovahkin in Smash

>Bowser, Dedede, and K. Rool are constantly trying to one up each other to be the best villain
>they don't realize Ganondorf and Ridley are far more evil than them.
>Ganondorf sees them as petty fools and doesn't take part in their shenanigans >Ridley, who is used to playing second fiddle to Mother Brain, has decided to act as Ganondorf's second in command
>Ganondorf appreciates the company of a truly cunning and wise villain like Ridley, but everyone thinks Ridley is a dumb mindless dragon

He's like roger from American dad

Everyone is secretly freaked the fuck out by Dark Samus.
Samus herself treats Dark Samus like a sister.

>everyone is freaked out by the fact that Little Mac's smash attack super armor is just his willpower and determination keeping him from flinching

work on your bait

Despite being detected hundreds of times, Snake stubbornly continues to sneak around the house in a cardboard box. Luckily everyone seems to forget ever discovering him within a few minutes.

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>You will not believe what Snake did today. It was so romantic.
>*Phazon noises*

thank you freind

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>Robin and Peach ask Lucina who she’s interested in (assuming male Robin)
>Lucina blushes and looks away, says she doesn’t want to talk about it
>the girls pressure her into it
>she points across the bar, where Donkey Kong, Duck Hunt Dog, K. Rool and Banjo sit
>they all look and wave at her
>somewhere, the Dragon Quest 8 hero is smiling

>Snake, I need you to take pictures of Corrin's feet. We need it for Philanthropy.
>If you can, take pictures of Zelda's toes, too. We need everything we can to fight the Patriots.

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Until DK's real bro showed up.

>Ike doesn't stand around and let anyone shit talk the furry characters, saying they're just as human as the rest of them

Do any of the fighters think its kinda fucked up whenever a Pokemon fighter uses a Pokeball or Master Ball item?

>Ridley has been pretending to be Dark Samus' friend so he can make her do what he and Ganondorf want
>DSamus is just happy to have friends and is oblivious

I like to think Kirby is also okay with dark samus

>Giga Bowser was created when Bowser briefly gained the Triforce of Power
>After Ganon got it back Bowser's body sort of remembered the ability, but couldn't do it on command
>It usually requires an intense amout of magical energy for Bowser to return to that form, which can only be suplied FS
>The female Robin is actually Grima
>She (it?) isn't the leader of team evil, but Bowser's, Ganon's and K.Rool's bickering leads to her doing most of the leading anyways

>Banjo can't get over the old days and still believes in the Sega vs Nintendo rivalry
>He desperately wants people to forget about him being involved with Microsoft but he's forced to mention them in contract work
>Yooka is his half brother that he's incredibly disappointed in but it's okay since no one bothers to remember him

>implying Giga Bowser isn't the product of a mini Mario and Luigi in his body hammering his bones in the right order

Before being informed that Banjo and Kazooie were going to be invited, rumors spread about Smashers that Steve was going to be the next characters invited. Those who actually knew what Minecraft was had mixed reception, some were flattered by the honor of having such an important game join among them while others didn't really look forward to interacting with a block man. The others who didn't know about who he was looked it up on the internet and were frightened by the horrifying figure that they came across to, even Ridley was visibly uncomfortable.

Pit questioned the meaning of life when he saw Charizard pick up a master ball and use it, once

Kirby is friends with everyone

PLEASE

Wario was a steveposter

That's Giant Bowser

>one day Bowser gets fed up Ganondorf acting all high and mighty
>asks him why he thinks he's such a better villain than anyone else
>Ganondorf silently walks up to Bowser and touches his head, the Triforce symbol on his hand glowing
>Bowser's mind is filled with imagery of Ganondorf's true power, the things he's done, the people he's killed and the kingdoms that have fallen beneath him
>for a brief moment, Bowser understands what it's like to be on the level of a God
>Ganondorf lets go of him
>Bowser doesn't talk to him very much anymore

mfw I had to google Yooka to remember him

>Daisy's love of Luigi and Palutena's love of Pit confuse everyone
yes

>Dante thought he was getting in and stole it as recompense
>ate it atop the PSASBR slums while screaming at Donte

> nuts and bolts
> best game in the franchise

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>most characters from active franchises leave the mansion over time, leaving the non-active IPs behind
>duck hunt taking a nap in the yard
>Little Mac and WFT in the gym together
>Snake and the Belmonts chilling and drinking Monster White
>Lucas and Ness playing catch and video games
>Captain Falcon religiously cleaning Blue Falcon every morning, never once having doubted that he'll get another FZero sooner or later

Yoshi fights Rathalos in Classic Mode because Yoshi is actually the juvenile form of Deviljho

Snake is bros with all the kid characters and plays baseball with them

>Dedede asks Ridley why Ganondorf likes him so much
>only gets autistic screeching and cackling as response
>asks Samus instead

>Dedede doesn't like Ridley anymore

>Cloud cross dresses for Girl’s Night
>fools every male besides Duck Hunt Dog
>several (Ganondorf, Ike, Captain Falcon) make advances
>ends up going home with Ganondorf
>time to fuck
>Ganondorf sees Cloud’s cock
>smiles and points at a picture besides his bed
>it’s Gerudo Link with Ganondorf’s hand on his head
>need2breed.webm

>everyone is deathly afraid of kirby
>they all put on a face when he enters a room.
>They compete to be the most friendly around him
>Being swallowed is the most horrific experience imaginable.

>Luigi accidentally get scared by his own reflection, screams, trips and knocks himself out cold
>the girls try not to laugh at his expense
>Daisy yelling that that's her man, she's so proud

>Pit plays Fortnite and speaks in zoomer memes
>Palutena can barely contain her lust

Banjo and Kazooie can always be found playing music in their off time. While some smashers are fine with this, it often annoys others, much to Kazooie's enjoyment.
>The kids are often amused by the duo's tunes, Kirby even tries to sing along to it
>Inkling pretends to dislike their music, saying it's not nearly as fresh as the music from Inkopolis. But secretly, she finds herself humming their songs when she's alone.
>If their together in the same room, Richter will break out the guitar and join them in a song.
>If something dramatic happens while Banjo and Kazooie are in the room, they add accompanying music to the scene.
>Bayo, Sonic and Villager like to dance to the duo's performances.
>Every morning at the crack of dawn, Kazooie blares her horn. She swears that she's just testing it, but she's been doing it ever since she got to the smash manor.

>Little Mac tries to meditate with Ryu
>goes too far and unlocks an Ultra Instinct like state

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>HE'S GOING WIREFRAME MODE!!

>Snake keeps dozens of boxes around the mansion so that people don't know when if it's a box with Snake in it

Things are always tense between Ike and the Pokemon Trainers. He doesn't understand how Pokemon battles are any different from Laguz enslavement.
>after the fifteenth loss, Ganondorf gets salty and starts floating above the ring and pummeling Mac with lightning balls
>referee Mario tries to get him down with FLUDD and it ends up shorting out the whole arena

Based

Link is the local mad lad doing all kinds a crazy shit and Zelda is always draggin him by the ear afterwards

>Simon and Richter tried to exercise Kirby once and it nearly resulted in the entire universe folding in on itself

>Link does Jackass level shit when he's bored
>Pit and Inkling cheer him off as he dives off of Umbra Clocktower

Joker has attempted to steal several artifacts from the other fighters, including the Master Sword, King Dedede's hammer and K. Rool's crown. Everyone's starting to get sick of his shit.

>Ridley once stole Kirby's food
>Several planet's were destroyed

Kirby doesn't know he is feared and has caused more than one universal near-collapses and enjoys the attention.
Bayonetta is genuine in her coddling of Kirby though.

Hypothetical DLC time

>Geralt is chilling with Triss/Yennefer after the events of Witcher 3
>Absolutely tired of portals after the Soul Caliber and Monster Hunter World
>All of a sudden, a courier comes to his door with a letter
>Disgruntled because he was just taking a romantic bath with his sorceress wife.
>It's the Smash invitation
>Immediately opens a portal
>"Aw shit here we go again"

>Kind of likes it in Smash since everything is really just a friendly competition, a nice change of pace from his own life
>Overprotective of children such as Ness and Young Link
>Mistakes the Mario brothers for Dwarves
>Attracted to Bayonetta but wants to stay loyal to Triss/Yenn
>Trains with the other swordsmen such as the Links, DQ Heroes, Meta Knight, and the Fire Emblem characters. Admires their sword work
>Tries to take a leaf from the Piranha Plant to see what kind of potions he can make
>Talking animals like Isabelle and Banjo are a curiosity to him.

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>Joker has tried several times to steal the Monado from Shulk, but Shulk always sees it coming

>Doomguy keeps to himself mostly
>likes cute characters like Kirby and Pichu
>once nearly beat K. Rool to death for bullying Pichu (not that Pichu needed the help)
>the Belmonts look up to him
>Pit and Palutena keep trying to get him to talk about his exploits
>he isn't allowed anywhere near Bayonetta and/or Ganondorf

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>he has bumped into Wario on more than one occasion when they were trying to steal from the same person

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His reveal trailer should mirror Ridley's. Instead of Ridley attacking Samus, Mario, and Mega Man, have Doomguy take down Bowser, Ridley, and Ganondorf. After showing some gameplay, the trailer's stinger is him charging towards Giga Bowser, Meta Ridley, and Ganon with the BFG.

No one wants barbed dick, not even other cats

so if you accidentally ran into G&W you'd basically just be severed in half extremely cleanly

>the 3 chars i use in all night long
based

Based drawfag doing these headcanons.

>Simon reminds him of Siegfried
;_;

I'd love that. He's the only character I truly want in the game, but I'm happy for the fans of Banjo and DQ anyway. I'm glad steveposters got their due.

Does he actually have a chance? I'd love him to be in but I'm worried that it's a pipe dream.

Don't abandon hope just yet.

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A lot of fighters have issues with pokemon trainers. Especially if they were friends with Pikchu or mewtwo before they were introduced.

>thinks the Fire Emblem characters take their training too seriously
>tries to be friends with everyone as soon as he steps into the mansion
>his room is always open, and every night is pizza night
>a great majority of the fighters ignore him

FUS RO DAH

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Forgot the image

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But Doomguy actually has a game coming out soon (and on the Switch too!)

>See smash headcanon thread
>"Oh, maybe some user will have a cute story/interaction that draws similarities between two fighters that you normally wouldn't see interacting."
>Its all porn
>Not even good porn, but shitty out-of-character porn you'd write about in high school
>LMAO WHAT IF ISABELLE FUCKED EVERYONE LOLLLL THAT WOULD BE SO FUNNY BECAUSE THATS NOT AT ALL HOW SHE ACTS IN THE GAMES
Virgins need to be executed.

Also, Sakurai has mentioned Carmack and Doom before in interviews about gaming icons. Interestingly, Carmack was the only Western dev he mentioned.

Checked but cringe

Steveie Steveie
Cope and seethie

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yikes, sweetie

actual coping mechanism

This is Bethesda we're talking about

Cope, dilate, and have sex

L I T E R A L L Y have sex

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>K. Rool noticing that fatass.

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>Ganondorf keeps trying to vet him because undead=villain in his mind
>befriends Ike and Roy first because they can produce yummy fire with their swords
>even Samus, who can literally turn into a ball, is impressed by his rolls
>gets extremely sad any time he has to fight against a canine character

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>tranny telling others to dilate because they’re talking about characters you don’t agree with having sex
Go back.

>saw WFT salute the sun once and has since been convinced they're in the sunbro covenant

joker and cloud are boyfriends

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>is just a massive asshole to everyone
>literally no one likes him
>Mario occasionally fixes fights against him because he's such a detestable prick
>Kirby tells Galeem to keep his spirit

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>mentally refers to Duck Hunt Dog as Sif

>Not wanting it to be a sequel to the Belmonts trailer
>Luigi gets his soul back into his body and degroups with Simon and Richter in their battle with Dracula
>It's revealed he'a holding Daisy captive
>In a last ditch effort, he unleashes a horde of cacodemons on the trio
>Luigi shits his pants and even the Belmonts get overwhelmed
>A cacodemon is about to eat Luigi, when all of a sudden, a gunshot is heard and the cacodemon lies dead
>Rip and Tear starts playing
>Dracula, Luigi, the Belmonts, and the demons all look to where the shot came from
>Doomguy steps out of the dark hallway
>Starts unloading his BFG to assist Luigi and the Belmonts
>Gameplay footage
>At the end, Dracula gets away but Daisy is saved. She hugs Luigi and Doomguy gives him a fist bump, the five walk out of the castle unharmed.

>Grunty thinks Wario is a total stud and keeps flirting with him every time he fights on Spiral Mountain (all rhymes, of course)
>Wario thinks Grunty is absolutely repulsive and is physically sickened by the mere thought of her

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>DQ Heroes arrive at the smash mansion
>systematically go around talking to every single other person in the mansion
>including the individual Pikmin
>they open every closet and search every container
>then they gather back together and look pleased to have found a handful of coins, some boxer shorts and moldy cheese

>while trying out their alts, Kazooie stumbled upon one that made her dark blue. This triggered a major PTSD episode in Olimar.

BUY MY AND MY FRIEND SAKURAI'S GAMES

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How can link sing?

Simon Belmont and Kirby frequently get into arguments over whether or not gods should be worshiped or destroyed

>the INSTANT Ridley learned Yuri Kozukata had a dead family he flew over to the mansion for a new wave of torment
>it got so bad Shadow ended up stepping in and beating the shit out of Ridley because he’s had enough of people ragging on his own past already
>Yuri and Shadow become friends after this

>the next day Dark Samus comes to visit her old frenemies and is greeted by Black Knight
>both stare at each other in silence
>in the background Vince quietly paints a portrait of them both
>Zero eventually finds them and loudly yells “GENMU ZERO!” without actually performing it to make them all leave
>Zero himself is just trying to avoid Dr. Wily who’s always giving him weird unsettling grins

Simon has consensually impregnated Zelda in a missionary position
This has sent Richter into a bout of existential depression

>Captain Falcon religiously cleaning Blue Falcon every morning, never once having doubted that he'll get another FZero sooner or later
Jesus Christ, user...

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>Mega Man is suspicious as hell of Dr. Mario and expects him to try and reveal himself as a villain at any time
>Him and R.O.B. are always going around together
>Ridley would be 100% savage as fuck to everybody all the time but Bowser keeps him in check to keep things vaguely civilized and most other villains side with him on that.

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>Master Hand had to scale him down heavily when he came to Smash
>Gets along the most with Bowser as he reminds him of Anguirus
>Is like an uncle to Bowser Jr.
>Has an instinctive hated of DK and often gets into fights with him
>Dislikes Charizard as well and growls around Red
>Red and Leaf mistake him for a strange Tyranitar
>Ridley pranked him when he arrived by using his gold alt and wearing two sock puppets
>Goji slapped his shit in and Ridley never fucked with hin again after this
>One of the more violent players when he's awake, spends most of his time sleeping
>Is immediately confused when he goes to a stage like Fourside or Saffron city, as he's never been this small when walking through a city before
>Mario gets along with him well as they're both Japanese icons that are household names around the world, both admire each other for their acheivements

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I don't give a fuck what characters are having sex, its just cringy as fuck when retards all make the same joke about Isabelle being a slut or lol Luigi is a c.uck
If you're gonna write porn, at least make something someone can beat off to or is at least funny to read. I'd love for someone to write a decent fucking in-character JOI for Samus, but instead I get creatively bankrupt garbage like tl;dr have sex tranny

>Was told multiple times to stop swearing in front of the kids
>kids still flock to him, because he seems like the cool uncle type
>at the end of the day always disappears into his room to watch anime
>tries to get Little Mac and King K. Rool interested in wrestling
>does meta jokes about pretty much everyone
>he isn't sure if he should try to hit on Bayo
>likes to strike poses with Joker (but calls his anime trash)
>got inkling too do his "MOE~!", but with a poster of the Squid Sisters

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Ken facetimes his family every two days to make sure they are alright. Snake acts like a father figure to the kids and one of the inklings got him a fathers day card once.
Snake also uses his octo-camo mask, sonetimes letting the kids play with it.

Haven't seen one of these threads somve Smash released but I might as well contribute
>Samus keeps a terrarium of various critters in her room.
>No one, not even toon link or pikachu, is ever allowed near it
>One day Ridley, being the big dicked bastard he is, decides to say fuck the law and sneaks on in while Samus is out.
>Turns out she modified the fuck out of the Terrarium to simulate an entire biosphere, humidifiers, fans, and everything in between.
>And all it contained were fucking bugs
>Not even normal bugs, just weird ass bugs that make no real logical sense and looked spooky as hell
>One even looked directly at him
>Its eyes
>They showed no fear or anger
>Only a deep, unnerving, unfeeling sentiment.
>Before Ridley could do the usual stick of ruining whatever he could find in Samus' room (which includes the Terrarium) the bug proceeded to release a loud shriek
>so loud it cracked glass
>Including the Terrarium
>Needless to say this attracted the attention of one very pissed bounty hunter and a host of concerned space-faring furries
>Ridley was hospitalized for a week and a half, but learned a very valuable lesson about bugs that day: Don't fuck with a woman's terrarium, especially if they shriek.

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Doesn't he fight angels in eternal

>Challenge Pack 2
>This trailer happens again
>It's a villain for a series this time and not D.K.
>Fooled as we are, we get later a shot of the house with the group lazing about
>Loud Explosion
>Everyone get up to run to the window, it's boarded up, the sound of them running around to the door and stepping outside
>Shadow appears, It's that of a squirrel
>Squirrel explodes, turns out it was a ruined Jetbike
>It's Battletoads

>banjo is really strong
>like cartoon logic strong
>he can and has lifted everything in the manor because people asked him to as a favor

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>cope
I can't I don't have a new banjo game.

>King K Rool is basically Roger the alien of the place. He always has a costume for any given situation and everyone except for DK has no clue its k rool in a costume

Everyone knows Issebelle only wants Villiger's dick.

>villains decided to test reimu during her interview for dlc candidacy
>they agreed to abide by spellcard rules
>youtu.be/2mx84JhzMUo?&t=7m52s
>absolutely nobody is allowed to fight reimu anywhere near the mansion, now

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>Implying it isn’t him being a good bro for Toon Link and becoming the pirate king he thinks he is.

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That's the joke.

Holy shit. What the fuck was that?

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HOLY FUCKING BASEDP

>based post with the quads to back it up
>all replies are degenerates defending their perversion

These are the best sex headcanons.
Couples > Random hookups.

>Am I glad that he's frozen in there and we're out here
>And he's the sheriff and we're frozen out here

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Skyrim is already out on the switch, and Todd wouldn't miss a chance to market his golden goose.

> Joker does his HURR adults are evil and sends a letter to Corrin for being a warmonger, even pinning the deaths of Lilith and Elise for 1/3rd of her timelines on her
>Corrin's wailing of dispair can be heard across the entire house as Palutena, Rosalina, Chrom, and Robin try and comfort her
>joker feels satisfied but a slight touch of guilt, looks nobody in the eye for the rest of the day as people glare at him

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>Corrin
>her

>9-Volt becomes the main DJ for the club that the mansion has.
>18-Volt has rap battles there for anyone wanting to face him.
>To date he only lost to DK and King K Rool.
>It’s his sole mission to go around get autographs from every single smasher including Ridley, Dark Suit Seamus and King K Rool.
>Pit is a big fan of him for using Kid Icarus in his microgames before Uprising made him cool again. The two are massive fanboys and listen to Mario recount tales of triumph over others.
>Treats characters that didn’t start on Nintendo systems like the plague, yet within his closet, 9-volt has posters of Sonic and old SEGA consoles in boxes titled “more Nintendo stuff, really.”
>Is on Louie’s shit list after telling Olimar that he was the one who ate the golden pikpik carrots.
>Is hailed as a god amongst other retro Smashers for acknowledging them before they even got into Smash Bros by his microgames.
>Is considered “fresh” by the Inklings, and they are trying to get him to collaborate with Marina.
>9-volt has much more dirt on the fighters than anyone knows, if only due to all the games he played. Everyone is paranoid that he may be setting something up while he is oblivious to the idea of using this as blackmail.
>He is terrible with secrets anyway, often spilling beans of private details about characters’ lives and having to catch himself, not remembering that these characters actually don’t know some things that other characters do.
>Cried tears of joy after Banjo and Kazooie got announced for Smash.

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>New Fighter trailer opens with a first person perspective of Galeem's attack and a fade to black
>Cuts to a bunch of captured Nintendo characters in a wagon being hauled off to Galeem's puppet fighter facility.
>"HEY-A YOU! YOU'RE-A FINALLY AWAKE!"

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>corrin
>him

>Phoenix Wright joins the battle
>Comments how he has fought before, but is fine with being the gag character
>Some argue if he really fits since he is a lawer and is kinda... Average. Like, Just a Mii
>Proceeds to point out that Mario himself is a plumber and how that isn't weird
>Procedes to get barraged by all the things Mario has done that makes it the exception.

>corrin

Luigi and Ken are bros who play Mario Kart.

He's no more average than Wii Fit Trainer, to be fair

Based

Ganon is the grumpy old man who refers to every single video game as a Nintendo, including smash bros itself.

They secretly commissioned Dr. Light to build Ice Man for their surrogate child, but realizing their debauchery after some investigation Dr. Light re-purposed it for the good of mankind.

These thread are so dumb. All you do is role play little characters and make them sex each other. Dumb thread

>make them sex each other
>implying thats a bad thing

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Shes in

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WHAT I WANNA KNOW IS, WHERE'S THE RAYMAN?

>Often gets mistaken for Joker in first glance, not that he minds.
>The two of them are friendly rivals, trying to outdo each other.
>He even steals Ren’s mask and wears it around, flirting with everyone he sees with cheesy romantic lines and saying how everything turns him on, much to the casts amusement (save for Ren).
>Due to how he managed to take butler class in order to get close to Queen Elisabeth, the princesses keep trying to convince him to become their personal butler.
>Wario tries to get buddy buddy with him in hoping of trying to swindle him out of his rare art pieces or money from Queen Elisabeth.
>Phantom R sees through this facade a mile away, and decided to set Wario up with a forged painting. Wario found out this when trying to sell it on the black market and getting thrown out.
>Is actually a good baby sitter for the koopalings, understanding that they must be feeling some pain after not having a mother to raise them.
>Dances with Sonic to Michael Jackson music.

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... in Zelda's slashfics, which Link secretly reads and jerks off to.

Joker accidentally called bayo mom once and bayo never let him forget it

>Villager, Isabelle, Fox, Falco and Wolf talk to Banjo and Kazooie
>Snake suddenly joins
>Hrrn hrrn huh hrnn hrnn

There’s no way you can think Stevefags are sane

>Gruntilda hits on Bowser, Dedede, K.Rool and Wario
>All the kings are grossed out
>Wario man-queefs on her
>She returns the queef mating call

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Ridley keeps blasting You Will Know Our Names at max volume when Shulk is around to give him PTSD attacks.

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>Dr. Mario secretly runs a meeting every week for the fighters with PTSD
>All the links show up, as well as Lucas and Snake
>Samus doesn't like to show up because she thinks she can deal with it herself
>Eventually she finally decides to show up
>She actually really enjoys it
>Ridley hears about it
>Completely crashes the whole thing and acts like he's broken up about how he's the last of his kind

>they did this cause they were so sure Banjo wouldn't get in
>they meme'd Banjo into smash.

Shantae and Risky both got turned into spirits in the middle of a fight.

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Koopas are a species that never stop growing throughout their lives

Giga Bowser is just what Bowser will look like given a few decades

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Snake and Captain Falcon are bros, and are like cool older brothers to Pit, Young Link, Ness and Ice Climbers. While the other four beat the crap out of each other Snake and Cap drink beers and watch Curb Your Enthusiasm

BOTW Link and LttP Zelda hit it off well, Zelda has a crush on Link but is thrown off guard by his more wild nature and grows shy. Link realizes he's grown attracted to this Zelda and feels guilty since he sees it as cheating on his world's Zelda, he comes clean and confesses to BOTW Zelda about his current predicament

After giving it thought, BOTW Zelda pragmatically decides its fine since its technically a different version of her anyway, gives Link her blessing

She tells Link to record their first time on the Sheikah slate, for "research purposes"

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Geno is already in this Smash. He was also already in Smash 4. And no, I'm not talking about the Mii costume or the Spirit.

He's Rosalina's Luma.

>Want to make a chart showing who plays a musical instrument
>Dont know the entire roster well enough to know if they have been officially depicted playing one or not
>"Does X play a musical instrument" doesnt get me far on Google

Oh well

Either Curb or Impractical Jokers.
I could actually see Snake, Falcon, Simon and Fox pranking each other as they all knew each other in the SNES era

>befriends Link because Link can make bonfires whereever Chosen Undead wants
>Wario tries to gross him out with his farts and hygiene but Chosen Undead is unfazed due to seeing things 10 times worse

Well damnit I now want fanart of a Smash orchestra with Toon Link as the conductor. Also, Mega Man can only play a whistle because his brother taught him.
youtube.com/watch?v=d30OSJkt7Dc

>ALBW zelda
>no hilda alternate

>Rosalina is a puppet-master style fighter
>Geno is a literal puppet
>Rosalina is literally the blue fairy and Geno is her Pinocchio.
Works for me.

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>Ridley has a genuine respect for Kazooie who can dish out scathing insults just as bad as him.

The Pikachu one is surprisingly wholesome and cute, considering.

Toon Link conducts music with a wand and inklings have a giant bass cannon. I have now contributed to this thread.

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>god fearing cryptid hunter
>fucking a dog
cringe

Gross Steve was created when todd cloned steve using herobrines genes and gave them skyrim graphics,now gross steve hates video games due to what they did to him and is trying ruin smash

Idontgetit

>pacman
>only 5 minutes
should be less
have you seen ms pacman

I like this one, she's just as big a piece of shit as he is, the difference is that she has someone to keep her in check meanwhile Kraid is still fucking dead

Holy shit. Someone else remembers that game.

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Bayonetta, Samus, the Belmonts and suprisingly, Luigi love watching shitty horror movies together, and have a small club for it. Occasionally others join them but none of them seem to "get it" and never stay in the group for long

You think that matters?
You think ANYTHING stops Isabelle from being Isabelle?

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Roofies works on men as well bro.

He's basically the squeeky voiced teen from the Simpsons

Snake thinks banjo is zappys dad

I remember it solely because the lead artist on Rhythm Thief is now running Puyo and I fucking hate what he did to Puyo's artstyle

ew cringe pic, sonic is unworthy

Yet you came in to bump it?

>stanley(the stanley parable)is mute but has the narrator tell people telepathically what stanley is thinking
>when stanley starts masturbation the narrator gets pissed he has to watch this shit and then tells everyone
>stanley hears the narration too
>so now everyone knows stanleys fetishes
>the adventure line occasionally leads kids into broom closets for hours
>the narrator likes to talk with the announcer
>stanley constantly is seen opening random doors
>mew two who can see all his thoughts and not only the narrators censored version got traumatized seeing all the shit stanley went through in each stanley parable ending
>clocks and buttons give stanley fear

>Cap is tonight's Big Loser
>Fox, Snake and Simon make him watch the Blue Falcon go in a trash compactor
>Hand made him a new one since he needs it for FSing but he's still salty about it to this day
>similar situation when they told Simon he was going to see The Passion but they took him to a porno theater and barred the doors

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>stanley got in purely by the adventure line going off track
>he tries to reset but cant
>cries
>narrator constantly fucks with the entire mansion but after this he stops fucking with stanley
>stanley is still pissed
>stanley becomes friends with dangerous characters
>he tries to get them to kill him
>everytime he dies he comes back

>Sometimes they meet Young Link and Toon Link who break any vases and pots in the room

>Mac still beats Ganon despite all of that
>says after the match that he has fought boxers who cheated in worse ways before and knows how to beat them
>everyone now tries to cheese and cheat against Mac in the ring with each fighter having their own unique spin to it
> Mac still wins and thanks everyone for reminding him of his Punch Out career

>Thinks of Yoshi as his slightly annoying faggy cousin, always acts annoyed by his antics but won't let anyone insult him to his face and is aggressively protective of him

>porky is a dick to everyone

>graalian from graal online classic is constantly changing what he looks like and takes up all jobs in the mansion

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AND GODZOOOOOKY

>Captain Falcon and Sonic hang out
>They both act like normal people by themselves
>But when they hang out together they are complete Yea Forumstards
>"based based based kino hahahaha"
>They have to keep it secret in case Rosalina finds out and calls them racists and destroys their reputation
>Bowser Jr notices them sneaking around and decides to follow them
>Hears them say nigger
>A day later
>"Hey dad what's a nigger?"
>Grounded for a week

>Grounded for a week

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>the cast keeps trying to pair up Doomguy and Samus because they both wear armor I guess?
>both of them know this is happening and mutually agree to just ignore it
>despite this they still bond over beating the shit out of Ridley

that sounds about right

My sides, this is great

>Olimar, Bowser, Chrom, Ken, and Pac-Man all have boomer tier dad conventions.

>Even Ridley thinks Porky takes things a little too far

Is that a JoJo reference?

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>Before Doomguy showed up, Samus would just deal with Ridley's bullshit
>She didn't want to make a scene and deal with Master Hand
>At most she pushes him away and yells at him
>Doomguy shows up
>He's confused why she's so restrained
>Shoots Ridley in the face the second time he sees Ridley messing with Samus

>Bayo starts teasing him with mommy jokes from here onwards
>She doesn't know about his sexual habits regarding older women
>Joker is now constantly screaming internally whenever Bayo is in the room

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these threads are top autism

>Doomguy singlehandedly keeps Ridley from being dickish again
>Samus is amazed at how simple it really was, and tries to figure out what Doomguy's secret is
>somewhat unsettled that it's nothing but pure anger

The kino kind?

no

>Wario tries to gross him out by pushing his ass into his face
>Confused when there's no reaction except a thousand-yard stare
>"I've been sat on by things far more disgusting than you. Get out of my sight you fucking casul"
>Wario never tried to bother him again

Cringe

yeah, that one

>The King Of All Cosmos constantly loves to show up people when they try to claim to be the best at something. While contests related to size are easy wins for him, he had to admit defeat when it came to the limbo competition, losing to Captain Olimar.
>Serves as the executioner of punishments for those who misbehave too much. War tales are passed around ranging from how the King can tie you up and use you as a sandbag to punch to putting you on a Katamari and playing bowling with.
>While he can turn his size down for hanging around other smashers and giving them a fair fight, he prefers to be the size of the Smash manor itself.
>Ridley is fucking pissed with him due to how his arrival meant he no longer wasn’t the biggest character there any more.
>If he wanted to, he would be able to actually wear Master Hand and Crazy Hand if they allowed him to. However, even he must bow down to their rules, must to his frustration.
>Despite his punishments to his son for lackluster katamaris, he is actually more protective of his son from any actual threats than anyone ever thought. A crater still exists to this day on the former place of the PlayStation All Stars trailer park where Sly Cooper led a operation to try and kidnap the Prince and force him into joining PlayStation All Stars. They had to move across town after what the King did after finding out.
>He gets along swimmingly with Bowser and Chrom over being dads and swap stories and Dad jokes with each other.
>Actually felt Galeem trying to attack him. However, due to his size at the time from not being officially in being bigger than the entire solar system, all he felt was his pinkie finger getting a bit warm.
>Sleeps in a hammock that casts a shadow over the entire smash manor.

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I dont get it.

>Cast does a contest on who can provide the strongest single attack
>Results are decided through a machine showing how much PSI pressure was used during the attack
>The higher pound force per square inch, the better your attack does
>Ganon does an extreme warlock punch in demon form, destroying the nearby area
>Bowser turns into Giga Bowser and basically does his final smash
>Palutena uses her god powers to cause a massive explosion
>Ryu and Ken do combos not hitting anything and makes sure the last part of their combo hits the machine since you only get one attack
>Wario consumes nothing but garlic for 3 days before the contest and unleashes the nastiest smelling and most powerful waft he has done yet
>Samus argues that her beam is just a single attack and not multi hit
>Contest keeps going down the line
>People with hardly any special powers barely scratch the surface compared to the deity like characters
>Little Mac gets the most shit out of anyone during the contest
>People laugh at the manlet since he is just a 17 year old with boxing gloves
>Mac proceeds to do a 3 Star KO Punch
>Machine shows that Mac won the contest by far

>Doomguy encounters Dark Samus
>Thinks it's just Samus with a different coat of paint
>Watches as she acts like a major dick to everyone, including Pitt
>Including Pitt
>Just as Samus shows up from another Terrarium session she notices several scorched marks and a broken wall where there once was a hallway.
>Doomguy is embedded in the remaining wall
>Dark Samus is a pile of phazon
>Since then he has taken to hanging out with Samus, and thoroughly enjoys fighting with her "demonic" counterpart

>The female cast humiliating the fuck out of Cloud for the Miss Cloud business and joining forces to trick/force/trap him into the look at least on a weekly basis, convincing the male side of the roster that Cloud and Miss Cloud are two different people

Bayonetta takes compassion on him and acts as his surrogate mother when no one is looking.

Based

>Same, but with Gerudo Link

Peach is a furry and Fox has been cucking Mario for years.
Marth is also a furry and lives for Falco's cock.

The mansion used to have Karaoke nights, but the prize would always end up going to K.Rool or DK. Through the real reason they stopped was because of the one night Kirby participated.

Banjo: Duh, Dyuh Dyuh, duh, dhuy duh.
(Hello Mister Strange Sneaky Guy)
>Snake: Hrnn. Huh hrnnn. Huh. Hrnn hughhnn ahhh.
>(What's a talking bear doing here?)
Banjo: Dyuh, duh duh, dyuh dyuh duh. Duh duh.
(My name's Banjo. And this is my friend Kazooie)
>Snake: Hrnnn. Huh huh. Hugh hugh hug. Hrnn hah.
>(A bear and a bird huh. Does it talk too?)
>Kazooie: Wark wark, warr war, warck.
>(Better than you can, mister sandpaper voicebox)
>Snake: Hrn hah. Hah hugh. Hunngh. >Hrah.
>(Diddy Kong seemed to recogniz>e you. Why's that?)
Banjo: Duh, dyuh duh, duh dyuh dyuh.
(We used to race together!)
>Snake: Hrn. Hrrnn hugh. Hugh hrnn hrrnnn hugh.
>(Not surprised. If you need help learning a few moves I'll gladly oblige.)
>Kazooie: Wark wark wrr wrack wark wark wark.
>(Learn moves from a Snake? What do you take us for? Some half baked crowdfunded game?)
>Otacon: Snake why the hell are you talking like that!?

>Befriended Link easily because they both talk gibberish, yet still understand each others for some reason.
>Banned from being anywhere near the kitchen, because they can't cook for shit and eat like 10.
>Will try to kill and skin any reptilian looking creatures and monkeys, Kongs and Rool included.
>The only guys who make Ridley genuinely uncomfortable.
>Samus constantly try to lock Ridley and the Hunters alone in a room when she get the chance
>Thinks Incineroar is a Palico and frequently kidnap him to forcefully make him try cute Palicos armor set
>Incineroar act like he hates it, but he actually love that and keep all the sets the Hunters give him
>The entire FE cast is trying to hide Corrin's existence to them

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>fuck imagination

Why not just call them "The Blues Boys"?

Sonic gets visibly annoyed when Guile is summoned and starts doing his battle cries.

Steve to banjo

Steve:ough ough oof oof unf?
(Im proud of you,have fun!
Banjo:Guh Huh

>unlike Samus, Doomguy never takes his armor off
>the rest of the cast isn't even sure if he sleeps, they never see him go into his room for longer than half an hour
>Samus overhears plots to get him out of his armor, and does her best to make them stop
>it doesn't work, and Joker tries to get Doomguy's helmet off while he's walking through the hall
>it didn't work, but Joker at least got off lightly
>his fractured arm will heal in about a month

>Dillon brought Russ with him to the mansion
>Doesn't talk, ever
>Kids all think he's the coolest motherfucker to walk the earth
>Captain Falcon and Russ talk at great lengths about vehicle maintainance after Falcon sees Dillon's booster insanity
>Russ occasionally helps out Megaman and ROB with repairs
>Inklings and Sonic tried to mob him and invite him to the Kool Kidz Klub the day he arrived, Dillon just got overwhelmed and went back to his room immediately
>Dillon usually just sits around in his room when he's not fighting, most people think he's training but he's usually just quietly reading magazines or something to that effect
>K. Rool refuses to fight Dillon whenever he can get away with it since Dillon's grinding bullshit completely fucking destroys his armor
>Dillon shows a noticable dislike towards being anywhere near Olimar's pikmin or Piranha Plant
>Once every couple of weeks, Dillon and Wolf spar to keep their claw skills sharp
>Nobody can explain the second Dillon that sometimes come out of the assist trophy, but russ just handwaves it with a simple "don't worry about it"

>The Vessel is brought in
>Turns out they're actually the size of a bug
>Hard to move around because everything is supersized compared to them
>Has to perform a platform challenge just to get on top of the kitchen table
>Always has to worry about being stepped on either accidentally (in the case of K.Rool, DK, Bowser, Bowser Jr. and a few others) or purposefully (in the case of Ganondorf and Ridley)
>Sleeps in a tiny bug shell bed in Samus' room
>Completely avoids Paluntena despite her best efforts to socialize with it
>Everyone starts to notice small things, like coins, needles, nuts, and other things are disappearing around their rooms
>Samus starts to find small, pale statues sitting near its bug shell bed

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>Takes Samus, Ganondorf, and The Luminary out for a hunt
>Come across Rathalos chilling out with a Rathian
>Everyone except for Samus wants to go after it
>Suddenly, a distant screech is heard, followed by a rain of scales
>It's none other than the living pinecone himself, Steve, out to cuck Rathalos out of a Rathian
>The Hunt for a Rathalos turns into a hunt for the Seregios as Samus chases after the spiny dragon Chad
>Goes better than expected and Ganondorf goes home with a new set of Seregios Armor

I personally think that Hollow Knight in smash would be sick as hell
even though it probably won't ever happen

Simon is a comically serious hardass and keeps trying to smite Ganondorf.

It's a never ever, but if they ever got in I'd feel like it and Samus would get along just fine

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Sauce?

Everyone except Ganondorf
he's like the dad he never had

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He doesn't remember it, of course, but he's already spent a good amount of time mapping.

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Yeah, he's a never-ever. But just imagine

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To have the Lone Wanderer and Dovahkiin put in Smash preventing Chosen Undead and Courier Six from being in I guess?

>The Vessel keeps running around in old raggedy cloaks
>So much so that everyone starts to notice its featureless black body more than the leaf cloak that still hangs on it
>Samus tries to get everyone to make a new outfit for the Vessel
>From bright red cloaks to little shirts, green tunics and purple robes, The Vessel is put into all of these and more
>They only keep them on for a day before they switch back to the old leaf cloak
>This goes on for a full week until someone finally patches up the vessels old cloak
>Sometimes, however, it will wear the red, silky cloak from time to time.
>no one knows who made the silk cloak for them, but let's them keep it on because they look too cute in red

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I think it works better with Cloud since he contributes the least of the guest franchises with just two songs, more spirits, etc., giving the impression he thinks himself hot shit and above the roster, thus giving the ladies extra amusement and incentive to embarrass him.

>Ryu
>Not N/A

Meta Knight speaks Spanish fluently

>Woomy acts very territorial involving Young Link
>She constantly holds him close to her when they're out and about and will always have him sit on her lap when they're at rest
>Refers to him as "Her Link", especially around other girls
>If she happens upon Young Link talking to other female fighters, she'll go over and give him a big kiss, glaring at the girl behind his back, almost daring them to try and take him away

Hot, where are the lewds?

It took surprisingly long to invoke that ship in this thread

I think it works better with Cloud since he contributes the least of the guest franchises with just two songs, more spirits, etc., giving the impression he thinks himself hot shit and above the roster, thus giving the ladies extra amusement and incentive to embarrass him.

I guess even less people care for it than before.

Perfect friendship. Too bad there's not much art.

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>Isn't too talkative about himself, but will still silently chill with some of the more quiet fighters like Meta Knight, maybe even have a drink
>A number of female fighters are into him, but he turns all of them down
>Some of the cockier fighters look down on him because he's "just some guy" with no weapons or special powers
>They quickly learned that was a mistake
>The younger boys think he's really cool, some even imitate the way he walks and talks and follow him around
>To people's surprise, Kiryu is into a lot of very different activities
>He enjoys karaoke, and is quite good at it
>He dances, managing to beat most of the roster in dance battles
>Sometimes he and Ness play a casual game of two-man baseball outside
>The most surprising was when Kiryu taught most of the younger fighters about pocket circuit racing, even bringing in a track for them to play with and a shit-ton of parts
>He, however, got in trouble for teaching the young boys how to play MesuKing
>He further got in trouble for buying some of the young boys adult magazines
>Tries to act like a mentor or father figure to Young Link, since he never had a father of any kind that wasn't a literal tree

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Sonic way too much of a tryhard, he'd end up just being cringeworthy to the Inklings. He's what out of touch old people think being fresh is like.

>One day, a Poodle moth gets inside
>No one tries to kill it because poodle moths are good and adorable
>Villager decides to capture it and put it in a tank in his room
>Everyone seems to enjoy the poodle moth
>All except for The Vessel.
>It just stares at the moth as it flutters around.
>Suddenly it stops and stares right back at the Vessel
>It's eyes glow a bit
>RadianceScream.mp3
>The next morning there's a loud crash in the Villager's room followed by a chorus and organ music
>Upon investigating, there was nothing but a shattered tank, a dead poodle moth, and a lone vessel sitting next to it's nail-struck corpse
>Unsurprisingly Samus takes the Vessel and waves it off as just natural instinct

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>Through Kiryu's karaoke nights the other fighters shockingly find out that DK has the best singing voice

Whenever Bowser can't be around to take care of Junior, he get's Bayonetta to babysit.

She's really good at it.

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>Woomy likes to mark Young Link as being hers
>Bits of his clothes where he normally can't see, usually his back, will have orange ink stains
>The other fighters notice, but most of them won't mention it except for the likes of Ridley and K. Rool
>It isn't too bad, embarrassing but manageable
>Woomy goes too far when Young Link unknowingly walks around for half the day with an orange handprint on his ass
>No one that sees it is comfortable enough to point it out
>The poor kid doesn't even know until he gets undressed for bed
>The next day, Woomy has troubles walking for reasons she won't go into

>His best songs are mostly about coconut cream pies and banana slammas

the Links and Villager have regular fishing contests.

Snake was allowed to join in once but was disqualified for throwing frag grenades into the pond and eating all the fish they caught.

BOTW Link argues that he should not be disqualified for that

>Snake has tried multiple times to kill and eat the animal or animal-like fighters
>But never the hedgehog, he always hides from Sonic for some reason

There's a huge set of these with other Sonic characters, but I'll leave it at this one.

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is it time?

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It's time.

>headcanon

Tumblr is that way.

I don't get the young linkling ship. Is it just that they're cute together?

>Bayonetta /ss/'ing Bowser Jr
I like the cut of your jib.

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Got a couple of Personality Tracker Sheets for the Head Canoners out there. Didnt leave the ground yesterday, but here they are!

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Their happy-go-lucky side is an act for the camera. But they're not all bad, just humans.

Pretty much, but it spawned from that one milk pic of the two. Personally I just like how they balance each other out with the aggressive and energetic Woomy with the calmer and stoic Young Link.

And the second one. These only took me an hour to make, I seem to be really good at this sort of thing!

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>Ridley is seen stalking a Rathian during a very specific season
>When asked why He gets flustered, tells then to piss off, then flies away before the Rathian notices them
>Looks at logs on the Yian-kit-ku and the rumors between a few monster species and why some look like a Rathian
>One day a picture shows up of a purple Yian-kit-ku stalking the wilds near the manor
>When interrogated Ridley denies everything
>Secretly tells his best friend K.Rool he most definetly boned a Rathian behind Rathalos' back
>The Rathalos still doesn't know to this day

Who does Ridley like to pick on the most aside from Samus and Lucas?

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that plus the trailer where they appeared together
one user got creative and soon it snowballed into it's own little thing, couple of fanarts, couple of green texts
some decent porn and some hcomics
and a lot of fanart all born here in the heart of these threads, we even had an archival user god rest his soul and may he rip in peace who looked every little corner he could so he could archve all of it in a single place

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These are both Daisy

I like to think he freaks Sonic out by being able to dodge his punches naturally.

It's not fucking /ss/ you horny weirdo Bayonetta would never do that she's just really good with kids

DON'T TELL SIMON.

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>Snake, Bomberman and Simon talk about being in Dream Mix, missing Master Higgins, Twinbee, Moakun, and Optimus Prime.

well it is now

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Ness because he's also an Alien
Maybe Rathalos because of the fact that he gets cucked by Seregios and Yian back in Monster Hunter

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>Magolor keeps taunting Meta Knight saying that the Starcutter is cooler than the Halbred.
>Magolor purposefully makes it look like he’s trying to kill Kirby when in actuality he’s actually doing harmless acts like giving Kirby a squeaky soft hammer.
>Magolor actually getting along with Mario in his construction outfit, helping him build amusement parks and obstacle courses.
>Magolor fanboying over Star Fox characters due to expressing how cool their space ships and space fights are.
>Joker tries to steal Magolor’s heart in his sleep to see if Magolor really is just hiding his evil side again like before on the persistence of Meta Knight. He actually comes back empty handed.
>Magolor finds out and steals Joker’s mask and Meta Knight’s mask and only gives them back once they say sorry for not trusting him.
>He graffitied on the inside of their masks and taunts them by putting pictures of himself being smug inside their masks.
>Isn’t above pulling pranks with Ridley and King K Rool, but will rat them out if they go too far.
>Joins Wario, King Dedede and Sonic for a Impractical Jokers styled TV show

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This one seems fairly new...

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>Mario and Megaman are buddies from the N-Gang comic
>Pit, Megaman and Simon are buddies from Captain N.
>Wario and Bomberman hate each other
>Banjo and Diddy are good friends from DKR
>Snake, Simon, and Bomberman are friends from Dream Mix
>Pac-Man is friends with Mario from Mario Kart Arcade.
>Sonic and Banjo are acquainted.

Banjo with the Infinity Gauntlet but the Gantlet is made out of ice and the stones are the Stop N Swop Eggs.

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fixed version of the Chrom fucking Robin greentext
>Chrom gets to fuck femRobin whenever he wants
>No joke, literally whenever
>When she's going to her room to sleep for the night Chrom follows her inside for a nightly fucking
>When she's in battle, Chrom tackles her into a ditch and fucks her until they are defeated
>When She starts looking at Lucina with full smile, he pulls her into a nearby closet and fucks her loud enough for the manor to hear
>During any meeting or get together (usually dinner) her robes fall a bit revealing her shoulder
>Chrom comes up behind her and fucks her in front of the other fighters
>Despite this, Robin keeps trying to move on with talking to the other fighters, until it's no use anymore
>Chrom not giving a shit the entire time
>Chrom bending over Robin on the middle table while she screams about how they're definitely going to make Lucina this time
>in front of Lucina
>every time they fuck, they are somehow lucky enough to not alert Simon Belmont to their ungodly love-making
>until one day
>Robin is getting her brains fucked out by Chrom as per usual
>Simon is performing his usual Sunday Mass, but suddenly hears Chrom scream the Lord's name in vain, he decides to investigate and furiously heads towards the Dining Room
>while Robin bangs her head against the wall, she and Chrom hear loud thuds and rustling chains slowly approaching them, but they're too busy fucking to take note
>Simon arrives and has now become witness to their blatant display of debauched carnal lust while not doing it in the missionary position
>Simon say nothing and violent lunges towards them
>as Simon beats them to near-death, Chrom is blowing his load inside Robin's womb
>some of the other fighters try to break it up >but Lucina is too scared and disgusted to do anything and just stares in horror
>meanwhile Ridley sits in the background, gleefully watching as this absolute shitshow of lust and pain unfolds

>tfw no Daisy gf

i want to imagine Travis trying to hide his whole weeb attitude while close to the kids
>No no, i wasn't watching that trash, i was... watching the wrestling match, yes that was it, just practicing with this bodypillow my next moves, no i wasn't cuddling it dont be silly kiddo...

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>Mario also knows Ryu and Ken

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>He further got in trouble for buying some of the young boys adult magazines
>Young Link is given his copy
>As he's reading over it in his room, something clicks in his head
>He goes out and finds Woomy, dragging her back to his room by the hand
>Neither of them are seen until hours later, Link seeming far more relaxed than ever before, while Woomy seems to have a hard time walking

hot damn is that one missing from the archive?
shit if i could i would add it but the archivalanon died with his pasword

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>The majority of the house is scared of her.
>Even Ridley, who after trying to scare her one day and ended up with his wings nearly burnt off from her powers, steers clear of her.
>Wanders around the mansion without fighting, generally letting a live and let live strategy going on with each other.
>Meets up with Dark Samus to discuss...something. Not even Master Hand knows what they think of.
>Luigi is constantly in charge of making sure she doesn’t go too far with his poltergust g-00, scaring him to no end.
>Alma actually finds him cute when he’s scared of her.
>Simon and Richter keep trying to exorcise her which tends to fuck shit up even more.
>The only two people she has a completely positive relationship with is Ness and Lucas, thanks to their psychic abilities impressing her and that they kind of remind her of her own sons.
>Essentially acts like a pseudo mother to them.
>Ness and Lucas actually find her kind and are confused why everyone else is scared of her.
>Despite being scared of her, Rosalina still does her best to act motherly to her.
>Alma tries to ignore it, but lowkey enjoys it.
>Secretly enjoys the Erma webcomic due to how Erma actually had a happy childhood unlike her, longing for a life like that.
>She reads them with Ness and Lucas.

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I think it came after the archive guy died. No idea where it came from, just saw it in a random thread one day.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING CHLDREN?

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This.

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I like to imagine if he ever was added him, Villager, and possibly Link would be friends.

Based beast poster

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Banjo really likes to go to the gym with everyone, and nearly matches DK in strength. But he never breaks a sweat, or breathes hard, or even seems to get the slightest bit tired. He just drops his 800 pound deadlift and says "Guh-huh!" when everyone is ready to head out. Wii Fit is impressed, Mac is freaked the fuck out

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>Everyone is trying to be friendly but she mostly wants to be alone
>All she does is sweep and drink green tea
>Sometimes she gets drunk and grumpy, Snake has to sneak behind her and calm her down
>Simon and Ritcher respect her, however, as she has experience dealing ith vampires, ghosts, monsters and demons
>She asks Bayonetta if she knows a move called "Master Spark" too, Bayo has no idea what the hell she's talking about
>Her only active friend is Doomguy, as both of them loathe demons a lot

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We need more new art, it's been weeks since we got that cuddly couch pic...

And the handjob pic.

>Simon and Richter try to introduce religion to the Smash Manor by using the same technology they believe cause sin.
>They managed to find a TV series that they manage to play on loop in their loops.
>It only takes 7 words to get people invested.
>IF! YOU! LIKE! TO! TALK! TO! TOMATOES!

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Yeah it's another hollow knight thing but I like this hypothetical shit
>Hornet gets in
>Being acrobatic as can be, she can zip and jump through the air on nothing but silk
>She can be seen singing old, Weaver lullabies to the kids even if Link and Woomy aren't there
>well known as an instrumentalist, even puts the Links to shame
>Any and every cobwebs disappears overnight
>Sometimes The fighters may find a silky smooth dress or shirt made just for them in their room
>When asked Hornet only replies "It's just a natural talent"
>She sleeps in Samus' room, having made a silken bungalow on the ceiling
>Sometimes a harp can be heard at night, and somber singing can be heard about a mother's sacrifice
>Sometimes Samus listens in to the singing
>Anyone that talks about how much of a Sticc she is usually ends up with several cuts and silken bonds on them the very next day
>Anyone misplacing her red dress also ends up slightly worse within the hour

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>not giant dad
INITIATE PHASE ONE

>Ridley, Charizard and King Dedede have been around since the very first game
>the playable cast gave considerable respect to these 3 for their continual supporting roles
>Ridley was notorious for accepting any job he was assigned to without question, like appearing in a cinematic or being a boss battle
>when Dedede and Charizard were made playable Ridley was conspicuously left out
>nobody had any idea why
>Charizard and Dedede gave their sympathies but had no answers for this either
>people suspected foul play from Samus to keep him out, but she denied it
>Ridley was fine remaining unplayable indefinitely so long as he continued to get work
>ranking so high on the fighter ballot confused him, as even he doesn't know how anyone can like a parent-eating space pirate

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Can you guys come up with a tearjerker of an event that happens in the manor, then turned heartwarming?

well, we really can't infuence that, since some artists that used to be with us have left and no one seems motivated enough to work on new shit
Also i might need some sauce on that spoiler

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What about Mothra?

I got the two pictures I mentioned drawn from just asking in the drawthreads. Try it out, you may get lucky...

And source: vidyart.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=367972

no one can ever bring down the champ

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Kazooie secretly digs Ridley because he's so into abuse and has a HUGEpair of wings

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Threads like this are always so comfy.

god i wish that were me

>Brings up Jokers Criminal Record
>Destroys bibles, commits sins etc in front of Simon & Richter
>Shoves horrible Sonic Porn under Sonics door
>Insultingly criticizes Splatoon Culture and Music in front of Inklings
>Bullies Pit for being illiterate and not being able to fly on his own
>Reminds Banjo that his last game was bad and way too many years ago
>Manipulates Bowser Jr into doing things Bowser wouldnt allow and then informs Bowser about it. Both Bowser and Junior dont know Ridley is doing this
>Painted a Moon with a scary face on Young Links window
>Near Mewtwo, he thinks of the most disgusting and annoying things possible
>Carries a doll that looks like Aerith pierced on his tailspike
>He put a single scratch on Blue Falcon while Captain Falcon wasnt there
>Cuts the nearest telephone cable and asks Ness about his mom to give him homesickness

>niggendorf
>hot
jesus you lack standards user. all ganondorf's looked like shit except hw.

We have drawthreads, you know. Better than nothing.

>doesn't live in the mansion, just has a dirt hut out in the front yard of the mansion, even has the green top
>pretty heated rivalry with Banjo & Kazooie, pretty much constant bickering, roasting, sometimes pranks, etc
>somewhat friends with villager
>Villager did some interior decorating for Steve's hut, got a few diamonds out of it.
all i got

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Another one for you user
>Swaps Pokemon Trainer's team out for a set of shitmons when he's not around

Mario cast should know the DQ Crew through the Fortune Street games and that one time they played sports with a Slime.