Mario Battle Royale

Let's say dev lad expands the lobby to have new pretty shit in it to look nicer. What would you then want to see added to make the lobby more aesthetic?

nintendo hire this man

blackjack and hookers

>edition
Just fucking copy the OP, there are no editions, it's just one long thread.

100 wins for Toroko!

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>this mad that he didn't kill me
lmao

Where them cheats at? Cheats I had earlier today seem to be outdated.

>get star
>hang out on ledge and see all the speedsters run into me

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>Plus-4
>hold shift+d as is tradition
>immediately fall into a lava pit and die

No bro we gotta make this like a general.

Now which mario would you fuck? I'm leaning towards the Casual one.

>reporting the game
>it hasn't even been a fucking week and only one thread at a time and yet still doing this shit

Is it some sort of MUH RULES/MUH IP rulefags autism that spawned out of /jp/ tormenting any fangame ever here? Or is it one of those "I don't want to see it but I will come in bitching about it anyways because it's muh board only" things? I feel confused.

Take this thread to /vg/ at this point its spamming

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>die right next to cute and funny
Based.

>he need to cheat at mario game

off to trannypuck 2077g you go user

No, it's a "I don't want your threads clogging up my catalog" kind of thing.

Maldito Gohan Calvo!

>only one thread at a time unless some giant faggot tries to make the new thread first at the same time
>spamming

wew laddies.

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That's what filters are for.
If that's their reason then they are just retarded.

>stop talking about vidya on Yea Forums
based and redpilled

BASED
Yea Forumsbros
Big Mario

YIKES
Blanknames
Cunny players
Speedrunners
>that guy choking with bowser
StarNiggers

Esto es el fin, El Hermano.

cry more you gaping pussy
use a filter

Good job.

Epic names Yea Forums based and redpilled MAGA KEK

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First time playing, is mario the dark souls of platform games?

>People STILL falling for the starnigger vine strat
Why are you all so fucking stupid?

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fuck, "imagine the smell" we almost had it

You are really fucking good

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Just use a wordfilter that looks for the link in the OP. You'll never see these threads.

seeth

How did Yea Forums manage to make this game so popular?

Did starniggers finally get btfo?

Winner should be able to broadcast message to other player left

faggot

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Yea Forums bro I killed with the star on 1-1, I didn't mean to
If it's any consolation I fell in a pit since I got mixed up with another guy

I finally placed top 3 bros!

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>based and redpilled MAGA KEK
There isn't a single /pol/ name there what are you blabbering about

>Yfw 5 - 1

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If you touch the vine even slighly, you go up.

The developer posts here. He even mentioned Yea Forums in one of the patch notes.

based starnigger

I like 5-1 because there's a better chance you'll be one of the three

/pol/ is pedo loli niggers everyone knows it

>this game's going to get taken down before people can actually git gud
if you make it to bowser you're almost guaranteed to place

why would they touch the vine even slightly after seeing a starnigger go up though

5-1 is a fun level, because things like this happen.

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All the top twitch streamers browse Yea Forums

This is getting me more excited for mario maker 2 online multiplayer

More like the only person survives after 5-2

lol, you've never been to /pol/ in your life. Most of them don't even like anime.

>want to cross finish line with user
>die to some dumb shit
>feel like I let them down

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Psst kid, want some hax? Just fly if you want to win.

pastebin.com/6jxFSD4A

>choke on bowser
>respawn cause 1-up
>make it through and win without a shroom

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more like pepeniggers

Embarassing, I hope you are not that user that being a hurryfags just before bowser and died from his flame.

Is it faster to grab the pole at the very bottom?

>Running with user
>Finally gonna get a multiple Yea Forums finish
>He dies to some dumb easy-to-avoid shit

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ClintStevens is streaming this shit.
You know what to do boys

...

that didn't go as i expected

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>2 players remaining
that's what it said, I'm sure of it
however long it takes, I will wait for you

devfag can you please keep the player count visible when you win?

hey kaku

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I don't get it, twitch bans the streamer if a bunch of people with NIGGER NIGGER join the game?

>one guy does a better job making a good game than a fucking AAA company wity neutered soulless games and their team of programmers
I'm delighted with the results, it was what I always wanted to play, a multiplayer game for Mario bros. Too bad I suffer from lag, I've to wait until 40 of the players are dead to even move properly.

>Finished first
>waited 10 minutes later to see who'll join me
>Nobody else made it to the end

I can't handle this feel bros...

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Stop with this streamfaggotry already.

I don't anyone who isn't in the Yea Forums squad ever finishes world 6

>Jun 18 - Hotfix Patch
>Fixed spawn bug in world Plus
>Changed 1 koopa
>Removed memes
What does he mean by "removed memes" is cheating no longer possible? are starniggers dead?

Nah it's just funny to see them seethe over the word Nigger on stream.

Fuck you stream cuck

>wanting people to stream this game without consequences, increasing its visibility and bringing the shutdown day closer

>Running alone (just like IRL)
>see a pair of anons playing together
>one of them dies to some dumb shit
oof

Squad name: 4

It's time boys

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forgot image

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Not your personal army.

Well, to be fair, he just took two pre-existing good concepts and combined them. It was bound to happen eventually.

Okay if I'm literally the only person left it should just give me the win

based cheese hacker BTFOing everyone in world 1

Literally who
Why do you know who these people are
Look in the mirror

Jesus fucking Christ, my heart.

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I got in as "nigger x kike otp" and he immediately killed himself and stopped playing in a squad

>Only time I get 1st is when everyone else dies
What's the point of winning if you can't rub it in?

Based, his chat is fuming right now

>cutting it just where you die

kek

>that hammer dodge

How do you not have any lag, do you live right next door to the server or something?
I have to memorize the button inputs to get on top of the block so I don't get hit by shells in the beginning, and the game only starts being playable when there are 10 people left.

>see my username for the first 2 seconds of the webm

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That's how I just got my first win, fuck it I'll take what I can get

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so many people die cause they get bowser greedy

I panicked. Don't bully.

>not just clearing the second plant entirely

Hard mode when?

Everything including enemies, background and platforms are black, except the players.

Maybe some sign for piranha plant too

got a clip?

clip please

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That was close as fuck nigger shigger

Anyone got the cheat that lets me go fast as fuck? I saw tyrone posted it earlier and forgot to save it

how do i find this moment, i don't normally use twitch

>managed to get a Fire Flower in 6-2
>breeze through it
>slip and fall into a pit in 6-3

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>someone named choke stevens
KEK

>starnigger immediately runs down a pit

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>both of them choke at the same time

>win PLUS
>All alone

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Is the game freezing mean someone is cheating or a connection issue?

I found the moment, let me clip it

>Dylation
Props to this guy for not laughing with those names

>patchnotes with squads say have fun Yea Forums
based inferno

ONE WINGED AYAYA! here;
I keep seeing unzips dick. For
some strange reason it makes me
elated.

first finish with Yea Forums

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>at the end of level 2
>only 1 guy remaining
>realize either they were really fast or I finally have a chance to win
woo

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Why go fast when you can be a Flying Chad

clips.twitch.tv/BadDiligentFinchOptimizePrime

I hate starniggers

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Whoever's Clint Nigger Stevens you better beat him

HAHAHAHA

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Been playing for 7 hours straight and haven't been killed by a starnigger for at least 3 hours now.
You people who are complaining about them are just slow as fuck. They don't affect people who know how to go fast.

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>he left the squad again
BASED CLINT NIGGER STEVENS

It's fun dancing with you.
fuck that starnigger that killed you though

OH NO NO NO
clips.twitch.tv/OpenAbstruseCiderOSfrog

sorry my bro, I've failed u

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why are you watching someone else play

Na, it was the vinesauce guys

Oh shit, world 6.

I FINALLY FUCKING WON

FUCK

And on Plus world of all places.

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BASED

Vinesauce is Yea Forums though.

Half a second behind and a starnigger kills me.

wtf is this a bad creepypasta or some shit?

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How would you even use controller for it?

clips.twitch.tv/AssiduousTangibleWaspDerp
Based clint nigger stevens

>5k people watching this unfunny guy
how

tfw

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He's a mario 64 speed runner who was one of the first people to speed run it, which instantly got him viewers. His entire persona is that of being an asshole while pretending to be "le epic non normie"

>not showing the part where he says "if i quit i let racism win" and then fucking dies like 4 seconds later

nice

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yeah I WANT MORE SMASH THREADS

sounds boring, can't believe the chat "going crazy" about the most normal stuff ever like dying.

Why's everybody dies at 2?

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...

>everything i don't like is /pol/

>scripter just goes straight for the star and kills everyone
looks like I'm F5ing on sight again

here

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Less than 10 people made it to the world one castle.

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Im already 1 win before reach 100k , how much wins do you have user? Do you have at least a single win.. right?

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it's only 2- stages come on dudes

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>phone
nigga

nice job cheating fag

technically first place because the other is a hacker.

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I don't remember Bowser being this difficult to get passed what the fuck

BECAUSE THIS SHIT HAPPENED TO ME!

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>difficult
just wait for him to jump brah

where would you put people who wait for someone to catch up so they can have a race?
chaotic neutral?

Looks like technically second to me

His hitboxes are shittier here, just jump over him.

>THE CHAD HACKER
>the virgin 2nd

Seethe

>thread is full of cheaters and zoomers that watch livestreams
this board is fucking dead

>cant see any niggers
what happened

lawful something or other
those people are bros

technically a loss because you're a starnigger

Expand this with inbetween alignments

>3 seconds in
>50 players remaining

Guys i haven't finished a run in 2 hours wtf

Screwing streamers by saying the no-no word is not the same as supporting them.

I just finished for the first time, what do I do? The third guy hasn't shown up yet and the screens not changing

you are right, theorically first

>implying I even know what the star do

The shells on this level are great.

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refresh

i've been wondering if it's actually faster to try the lower route, but i keep forgetting to try it. would avoid stuff like that too.

we're trying to get a streamnigger banned to decrease the chances of nintendo finding out about the game and nuking it
that's not "watching livestreams" faggot

F5

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>trolling streamers by watching them seethe over the word Nigger
Your the reason shit like Habbo raids no longer happen and why we're relegated to constant shitposting instead of playing video games. Fuck off back to resetera.

I saw you in a webm starniggin

Hey guys, Cheese Sweat here, Hope you all are enjoying my #based hacking and I want ya to stay smooth. B)

I swear world 6 is the easiest world to win because there's no starniggers to cull the herd

Nice dancing Bowsette

Clint nigger is going to do another squad momentarily
maybe

Getting to the 1-1 star every time is easy, I still can't get to the other stars first reliably yet.

did loli connosieur get starnigged by the vine?
tried breaking the blocks around it to keep people from going up

bros come on, the plus stages are completely free

prostrats

wait for a daddy to open the top at plus 2
win every time

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post the squad tag cuz im not watching them

fag changed his mind
and I had CLINT(heart emoji)HORSECOCKS all ready for him

pinnacle of comedy

truly...

3 more alive after me but not sure if they're coming

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>Finally win once
>Everybody else died 5 minutes ago

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>he doesn't remember retardio
>he doesn't remember movie nights
>he doesn't remember comfy fnaf streams of the first game
>he doesn't remember vidya awards
Oof

Lonely first places do kind of suck.

>that piranha plant pipe/bullet bill combo +starnigger on your ass combo

Fuck that shit

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This game used to be good when it was just Yea Forums bros, now it's full of Twitch fags

They're busy fucking with streamers

>game freezes the second before I jump over a pit/water/lava

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>5½ hours ago
>about to start my fourjobfiesta run and play just a little bit
>play mario until now instead
nope gotta quit now, no more

Out of all the worlds we have at this moment, #5 is still the most cancer, even with hammerfag nerfs.

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plus easiest map

I won, but at what cost?

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This was a good race to end on. 2nd was actually really close all the way from 2-1.

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It's lonely at the top.

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plus has hammerbros and therefore can't possibly be the easiest level

6 is probably the easiest because unlike 1, 2 or 3 there's barely any starniggers to worry about, there's no hammerbros unlike 5 and plus and most of the deaths just come from rushing into a pirahna plant

Just like don't get hit.

>didn't knock out hammer bro by bumping the block underneath him

you're worse than startrannies you know

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This level seems to fuck people over

shoutout to Klown Kunny Klassic, he almost made it with me

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Damn, Plus 1 isn't a joke. It is very fun though. Just wish some Yea Forums bros could get to the end as well.

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That's fucking sick. Did you make that?

Yea, took off the Yea Forums code for now since I just want to focus on dabbing on streamers or youtubers

theres too many twitch trannies playing now i barely get to see my Yea Forumsros :(

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I'm sorry loli, I only wanted to make you big

>Get to 5-3
>Less than 10 players left
Why are you all so fucking bad?

No, It's by @ark_SMB

twitter.com/ark_SMB/status/1140830288508936192

Now just make matchmaking team dependent

I speedrun to a fault

gotta go fast
shrooms? no time for that

RIP Paizuri, rest assured the shell-kicker didn't make it either.

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>jannies

based

how many streamers cane we get into lads?

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Play fast or die. Usually end up with both though.

you DO unleash the star every round, RIGHT user?

Finally get into game with another lol/cunny bro, killed by starnigger.

kys cog

Heck yeah, and it usually ends up that the starnigger targets someone else if you do it for him.

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Thank you. I didn't even see that shell until it was too late.

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another game, i think this is the 40th win on the win counter after the update.

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>mark on tit
God this turns me on so much

Dafuq?? Why y'all got fucking pedo shit tags?

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>ironic trolling

>kaizo trapped in 6-3

I didn't even know that was there

>Trans Rights
>40% Suicide Rate right behind

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>Been playing for 9 hours straight
How the fuck do I stop?!

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>Yea Forums bro chokes at castle
I'm sorry Parcee, but I made it for you.

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You don't. Get those wins.

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Why stop? Enjoy it as much as you can 'cause it's not gonna last long.

Nintendo will stop you soon enough

>plus 2
>wait near the top for someone to break the bricks
>that player count plummet

every time

>break out to the top of the pack
>die to nothing
wow i sure am fucking dumb

Based.

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What is the worst world and why is it 5?

>take small break after not managing to end a run for 3 hours straight
>1st try after returning

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>only a handful of people left
>at the bowser stage with a fire flower
>holy shit I could finally get a finish, maybe even a win
>choke the first hit on a bowser fireball
>try to yolo it and run through to the axe with post-hit invinicibility
>die to bowser
>see the finish room to the right
>I would have been first

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That's the best one because you don't have to speedrun it in order to win.

>doing really well
>cheater already took first
Fuck's sake mate, I don't care if you cheat, but I'm trying to get points here.

Yea Forumsros I did it.

>barely 10 Yea Forumsirgins in-game
Time to call it quits, I guess. Hopefully this is still around tomorrow.

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>mfw Cheese hacker rekts almost entire server with starcamping technique.

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Can't even post image correctly

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Thanks user who helped in 3-2

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Feels bad man.

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>plus 1 run straight strat randomly kills you even if you do it correctly

why?

based

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>hacker warps through level
>fucks up the enemy spawns completely ruining set strats

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Did the dev fuck with the controller setting or something? It was already annoying that I had to use the analog stick on my DS4 to play it but now the buttons are different and r1 is run except it fucks up and does shit like close the browser, make me get stuck continuously jumping or other seemingly random behavior. Using ds4windows.

Well boys, we did it, we got an all Yea Forums win on plus 4

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you mean ruining rote memorization of the levels so you have to actually think and act on the fly

When dads behind you

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no Yea Forumsros with me this time...

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yeah

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that wasn't very "wholesome" of you

If piranha plants are gonna be popping out non-stop I'd prefer not having to wait for them just because some cheatnigger triggered them early

I saw you frozen near the axe maybe because you used cheats or something, I don't care.
I liked your screenshot more than mine because It looks like I'm protecting that loli cunny.

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>played for hours over 2 days
>0 wins

well at least I finished 1-4 as #4, I guess that's something...

>hacker raging demons through the map
Fuck you faggot, I will take my own life on a piranha plant before dying to your star.

Thats weird is shows that I got a win counted for me but your dude just walked over and hopped onto me and I don't cheat so idk

Just stop with the BR games, jesus fucking christ.

fag

Stop being in fucking middle school.

Maybe that was a weird glitch or something.
I'm going to stop playing for today, I barely see people from here, there are lots of normalfags.
Dev needs to add private rooms so we can be together in 1 single room.

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>take small break after not managing to end a run for 3 hours straight
>first try after returning
>die to the enemies at the start of 5-1 again

hah, fag

Give the game a shot mate.
It's fun

What's wrong with brazilian games?

It's a good formula so no.

HUEHUEHUE

Who here /starnigger/

Not everything needs a BR mode, least of all fucking Mario. Only middle schoolers like this shit anymore. BR games fucking suck ass.

This is mario with friends user

oh no the fag is being mean to me on the internet, what do I do?

don't give up!!

Enjoy being 12. Hell why don't we make it brown and bloom too while we're at it.

as if there's any other way to play. kill half the game and then waltz to the finish.

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WHY DOES 3-1 FUCKING LAG EVERY SINGLE TIME?!?

>Cheap to free vidya entertainment
>Usually with many others
>Little to no grind or time investment
>Now in many different varieties and styles

Why?

>everyone I don't like is underage
What a very underage thing to say, run before the pedos ITT get horny.

I can't wait for the battle royale meme to die, I hope platformers are the next meme.

>see starnigger fall into a pit
>fall down the same pit 5 seconds later

lol what the fuck is this. How did my B button get set to everything except B?

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how do I win bros?
how do I even finish?

Once you reach the 4th level of your world you need to jump onto the axe behind Bowser.

If you're not the speedrunning type, just take it slow.

It's barely even a BR, just a large group death run
Holy fucking shit you'd probably be confused if someone put a note on a door saying "chair" and meme'd into hating it after seeing reddit maymays shitting on chairs

finally won one boys

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Go to the right

>you'd probably be confused if someone put a note on a door saying "chair"
not him but yeah I would be confused by that

NO NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN

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git gud, everyone fucking dies in that one so you might as well take it slow.

Night time mario levels are so aesthetic.

>take it easy
>get power ups, a mushroom or fire flower significantly increases your chances
>do not take vines or pipes; there's sometimes a starnigger waiting on the other end
>speaking of which, if you see someone with a star, avoid them; the star causes them to kill anyone on touch

damn, that's pretty coincidental...

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So do you guys Use WASD or arrow keys. i cant decide which one to use.

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ooo duff luck elena

wads

>go from 1-1 to 1-4 at a leisurely pace
>still get 3rd place
jesus christ

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The best level to farm wins on since there's almost never any competition. Half the time you make it to the end you'll be the only one left and the other half of the time there will be just a few who are 30+ seconds late.

I used to use the arrow keys then the game glitched out so I uses WSAD + shift + space
so much better playing one handed

esdf

I use a controller

why the fuck have the arrow keys stopped working for me. only wasd works for me now.

Based

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wasd and io master race here

Update changed the controls, click on the controller icon at the bottom right of the screen and you should be able to change them

k that fixed my controls thanks

this one goes out to my boy heil hitler, good race

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Anyone else really wishing crouch-jumping was in this?

no just get good faggot

Oh, pardon me.

I want crouch jumping too

*Ahem*
FUCK 6-2

>waiting on the moving ramp above bowser
>watch as the player count goes from 8 to 2
>think it's just gonna be me again
>finally someone shows up
>give him the win
glad they didn't give up

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git gud nig

>tfw Yea Forumsro kills you with his star
FUCK YOU

u mad?

s-sorry

yeah :(

Lakitu when? 6-1 isn't fun if half the players aren't getting massacred by spinies

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BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

>Use Yea Forums tag
>Can't see any Yea Forumsros

>4 or 5 Yea Forumsbros ahead of me at x-1 flagpole
>arrive at x-4
>it's only me left

intended lakitu or SMB lakitu?

>be first at 5-1
>almost reach flagpole
>starnigger kills me
fuck ALL starniggers

>100 Yea Forumsirgins in 1000+ pool
fat chance

for(var k=0;k

I guess

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thanks user! I had so much more fun with this game than any other game in recent memory, it's okay. I just wish I would be better at playing it.

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Friendly reminder that if you use everything but powerup cheats you'll be allowed on the score board

>Yea Forumsros
>Do a genocide when being a starnigger
>plebbit
>Run forward when being a starnigger

How do I use these? I suck at cheating

ffs...

FUCK STARNIGGERS

Absolute state of scriptkiddies

fucking teamkillers

>not running forward so you can hoard 1-ups and waste power ups

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Did cheatfags finally lose? I haven't seen a cheater in my room for a while.

>New patch
>Arrow keys don't work any more
>Still laggy as fuck
Thanks?

new anti cheat, if you do it nobody can see you or interact with you

mainstream newsites are reporting on this game now. the days of comfy 100 online games filled with Yea Forumsros are over.

>Not killing the competition

Infernowhatever if you're reading this: make separate servers already.

>Someone actually makes it to the end of world 6
Honestly shocked then again I did kill 5 people with the star on 6-2

Based
I think that is too much money. The server already lags when there are 1200+ players are up.
Click the controller button

>be a starnigger
>stand on top of the pipe and wipe out 20 retards jumping into me
>plebs standing around behind me waiting for my stars to go out
>run down and chase after them for more genocide

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>no one who gets a star on 1-1 is good enough to catch you

>lolicon4lyfe
based

click f12 or ctrl+shift+I
you will now open the source code or the site
find the console tab there and put that code in there
press enter in console after the countdown ends and youre in the level
have fun

The numbers are going up everyday. It'll probably be 2000 or 3000+ by the end of the week.

>footfag is also a starnigger
not surprised in the slightest

>mfw letting the little marios up on 1-2 then getting the star, then opening the path before the piranha plants and starniggering the people running up there

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>choke early
>everybody sees
>finally make it to the end
>everybody else is dead

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cope

Same

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*Sssssssssnnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiifffffffffffff*

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>see star is up for grabs
>jump towards it
>other mario jumps too
>gets star a microsecond before me
>instantly kills me mid-air

closed tab and walked away

this one is for you, transbro

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>plus four
>waiting at bowser
>only other guy left alive falls into the lava right before bowser's bridge

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Imagine browsing 4channel and not being a pedophile, I'm lmaoing at your life

Did you do this on the recent update?

We've had a problem after yesterday's update where if you hack, once you cross the finish line, you will get your place on the podium, BUT other players will view you as having frozen next to the axe, and they will jump onto the podium spot you're occupying as if you're not there.

Did you manage to overcome this? I've been trying. Or is that screenshot of yours from a couple days ago, or earlier yesterday? We've been having the problem since the new update yesterday evening (maybe around 10pm BST / 5pm ET, I believe)

>third place at 6-2
>dude knocks me out with a koopa shell

>see lots of Yea Forumsros
>not one of them ever makes it of of x-1

This guy's script is good: pastebin.com/6jxFSD4A

1. You need to replace "YOUR NAME HERE!!!" in the script with your own name.
2. After doing that, copy the whole script and paste it into your JS console, either when you're in the lobby or in the game itself (i.e. after spawning on first level). If you try doing it any other time it won't work, because your player needs to be spawned for it to work.
3. Once you've done this, you can press X to enable near-infinite star power and fire flower (star lasts for 9999 seconds, which is over 2 hours).
4. You can also use the arrow keys to fly around.
5. Optionally, you can also press T to warp straight to the end of the last level, but this sort of takes the fun out of everything.

>starnigger tries to kill me but he just turns me back into manlet mario
>he dies to a goomba 10 seconds later

>everyone dying
>on fucking 1-1
what the FUCK. how does this shit happen so often

youtube.com/watch?v=Lw049q22-hY

really makes you think

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>jump
>game freezes
>suddenly plummeting into bottomless pit

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1-1 is the quick and the dead, if you know how to run it you can't die but if you are even a little slow you will get caught by a starnigger

Cocks...
feels good to have a non-desyncing cheat

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sometimes I miss that first block and fall onto a goomba

If you freeze at the axe then it means you cheated.

kys cheatnig

Lag. I can't do anything meaningful for the first 20-30 seconds and if there's a shell incoming on 3-1 I'm just fucked.

seethe

How do you see names

I just died on 1-1's first Goomba, ask me anything.

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Are you me?

see

Perhaps.

how was your 12th birthday?

how tho

Under the "enter your name" field is a "squad" field. Enter "Yea Forums" into it.

>i made my squad code my name
who here /brainlet/

see

Type it in under your name, in the "squad tag" bar

Starniggers

Roll call
CIA CREATED AIDS reporting in!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>pressing x on my xbone pad makes me move right
>pressing a registers as up
help

Fucking hell lads, I finally made it.
Who else /tripledigit/ here?
∑απιθ reporting in.

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Nigga Killa reporting in

See file attachment
>Not Being A 2hu is ready for action

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>that feel when you go a fraction of a second slower and it ends up killing you before you think you have finished the stage

9ball

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new controller icon at the bottom right on the title screen. You have to set your dpad to directions to get it off of your buttons but the analog stick will still work.

Thanks fren
4 0 % HERE ALL SYSTEMS ARE GO

Post wins

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>tfw too retreaded to get a win

>fell in 1-3

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>> 467083258 Don't get a lot of 1st places since I take the slow and steady route, but it's something.

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>flub a jump in 1-1
>fall behind in the pack
>have to wait even further because starnigger hopping near the first small stairs
>still make it to 1-2
>but as soon as I drop there's a starnigger running right at me

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Buy my game Yea Forums is on duty

0
I'm not bad, just slow.

Kyoktofen is OTP, still dying to ridiculous shit.

Doesn't work

>Its a "trans rights" outlives you episode

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>posting tranny reddit frog
Dilate yourself falseflagging chink.

It's not about winning. It's about revealing fire flowers and mushrooms and letting other players take iit

did I win or not?

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>TFW no yoshi GF
Reporting in.

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>discord

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post a better version of that image and ill stop posting the frog version you triple nigger

lol

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cuck

really that's what you react to? not the internet explorer?

I need a player count on each map so I know whether I should bother going fast or slow or steady.

>get cucked by the invisible 1 up block on 6-3
>get cucked 8 times in Plus-4

I just want a win...

FUCK STARTRIHARDS

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Most of Yea Forums squad dies on 5-2 every single time

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what do I win

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user, I...

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perfect

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>play f-zero x ost
>i actually start to play better

my starnigga 'cheats are for cucks' nooooooo

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AHH WTF THE CONTROLES ON DS4 GOT CHANGED

What is happening here?

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They really do. They really do.

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too slow

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Probably the game froze and the characters stopped moving. But the game still registers who dies so they just look like they die on the spot they freeze.

>stair gap at the end of 6-1
every damn time

fuck fish level
fuck plus-2 with those elevators
and fuck plants

>user hot on my trail
>developed a strategy extremely similar to mine
>i switch strategy momentarily
>user gets confused
>kills himself

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>cant play on my cucked office computer

i hate this thing sometimes.

im pretty sure you need gtx 1080ti to play this game at 30 fps

Run and don't stop on the fish levels, see how it works for you.
Take your time on the elevators or try avoiding them via top route if you're small
And fuck plants to hell and back

Plus is fun.

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chimp out

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After all this time. I dedicate this win to my OTP

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>fap
>first thought after cumming is to play mario again
it's over isn't it? there's no going back for us now.

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>get to the end of plus - 4 and finish first
>wait for my fellow anons
>see a couple fireballs shoot by and hit the axe
>no mario in sight for 20 seconds after
bros... user didn't make it

>game is 2 days old
>Yea Forums still cant beat super mario
Yea Forums sucks at videogames is not even a meme at this point

>Fellow cunnybro killed me
Not like this

anons any way to make my mario stand out more from others?

Thank you jesus for supporting trans rights

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god damn it :)

30 coins = extra life.

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Yup, also, sticky keys will get your ass killed, as I just learned firsthand.

WHERE THE FUCK DO THESE STARNIGGERS COME FROM? THERE'S NOTHING THERE AND SUDDENLY, BAM, I'M DEAD AND ONE IS RIGHT THERE IN MY FORMER POSITION.

Your age and whether you've gotten more wins than that
>28
>yes

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why do you even have sticky keys still enabled?

>20
>20 wins

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>Number of wins is the exact same number of year that I've been in a relationship
Someone end me

>land on the flag onto a star
>star is still active

FUCK

gg nigger killer

T-thanks.
Got killed but had a 1-UP.

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I don't, I just cum on my keyboard. Do you not?

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Winning through 1 ups is a good feel

I've been collecting coins for that life clutch. it's 20 for a life btw.

How do you disable it? It got me killed twice so far.
Not THOSE sticky keys, user!

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Once you get it down, world 6 and plus are probably the easiest following 1.
I'm pretty sure it's 30 a life.

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where are you anons...

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Does it count toward your win counter? I swear I should have at least one extra win, but both of my last two have been with a 1-up second shot.

yes disregard that I am very sleep deprived

Nice run.

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>not using a controller

Ease of Access center. Same place in Win7, if you're using that.

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It's easy to get 2 1-ups in world 6 if you know where they are.

how does it kill so many?

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HEY INFERNOFAG
WE NEED A FUCKING STARNIGGER'D KILL COUNT

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people want to go fast

I have one somewhere but I didnt think I would be playing this game for hours. I'll look for it later.
Thank you user! Cheers!

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>walk on top platforms
>get bumped by fags below
>die

People try to rush it, which gets them killed.
Taking it slowly will make it super easy to get past.

I meant

qAS

>see people run into the 1-1 pipe trying avoid starniggers
>get a star
>stand on top of the pipe exit
>30 people emerge and die immediately
oh no no no

i can't use arrow keys anymore

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R.I.P fuck my cunny

Controller icon in bottom right lets you configure controls, as of now it defaults to WASD

>you can zoom out with the scroll wheel

You just realise this?

>slowpoke.jpg

lmaoing @ that cheater

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Nice job holding the gate with the star, vamploli.

>You can access a debug menu with alt and f4

Help, it keeps crashing the browser!

>you can skip to x-3 with ctrl+w

this game is like crack, i have to stop playing it
insanely tempting to just keep saying 1 more time

cunny.... the flames took me in 3-4
hope you made it

At least I'm not addicted to 4ch*n anymore

same, thank god 4channel exists

FUCK WHITEY

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How do I consistently get past 6-2 elevator bullshit?

git

I meant, Plus-2.

when I die on the first level I zoom in and out like WOWOWOWOWO

The easiest way if you can't make precise jumps is to try to get on top of the level and jump onto the question blocks

gud

jump on top of the question blocks

I find not running helps, once you get onto the first platform just go onto the second, its too risky trying for the blocks

alternatively if you manage to get on top of the level before you can easily jump on the block then across the gap

...