[Terrifying Presence] buy my fucking game

[Terrifying Presence] buy my fucking game.

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>open console
>select Todd Howard (0420691337)
>type in kill
what are you gonna do now faggot

honestly i dont find todd that charismatic. hes used car salesman tier.

Even back in 90s Yea Forums he was already shilling his games.

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But why would i buy when i've already pirated?

[Charisma] Because you love me.

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Actually, you're right. I kind of do Todd. I do skyrim, and fallout 3 and fallout 4 legit. It's just that i pirated the DLCs for fallout 4. But that you will forgive i'm sure when i bought the rest.

[Attack] Don't worry, you won't be pirating more games anymore.

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[Persuasion] But i fucking didn't. I own them on steam, i just pirated the DLC. Why do you care about some small DLC?

[Unzips Dick] Buy my game or else.

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[Humor] what fucking dick? I don't have the hubble telescope here to see yours

No

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jesus even todds porn searches have no class

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I don't get it

Todd's trash son

>DENY GAME
>"Sure i'll buy the game and all the dlc, Todd."
>FUCK

coc ToddsRectumext

But I just bought Skyrim and I've been playing it all week

It was great for awhile but the shit writing and boring loot have completely destroyed the lategame and now quests feel like obligations rather than fun because there's no way I can lose with my massively overpowered enchanted weapons

[FAILURE] You don't intimidate me, Todd. Fuck off.

that's modern bethesda. if you want to regain your sanity, youll need at least 100 mods of varying types.

>William Seed
Formally William Fucks

What the hell, you are crazy?
[Unzips big iron.]

I would 100% buy his game.

I hope this meme never dies

Try fighting legendary dragons

[Lie] Ok.