Look How They Massacred My Boy
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why would Todd do such a thing?
the artstyle isn't bad at all, just sucks that it's a mobile game
I wanna ____ Billie
They white washed a character who was already white
Yes but the twincest tho
Also that's doomguy, right?
looks like a Make-A-Wish kid.
doomguy's dad, apparently.
Why are they so close, bros?
wait what
Dad is Shekelberg Blowskewitz
Kid is Doomguy
i want them fucking NOW
Excuse me but what does a couple of adorable ginger kids who fuck each other often have to do with the series Doom?
how could they give shadman this much ammunition
Tom Hall's the only person who ever gave a shit about it anyway
erase?
uh...this looks like a "cropped", is it?
why don't we have more?
Imagine how soul crushing it would be to work on this game. Like working at a company with some of the most beloved IPs imaginable and be forced to butcher one. I don’t know how the Doom devs get away with making good games?
Based
Now you have to post the boy in a similar position, otherwise you are karmacally imbalanced
*Sneaks up behind you*
I just looked up what the original characters looked like. I am completely baffled that they would bring something that looked like shovelware in the 90s back, and even more baffled that people are upset about it.
WTF I'm promoted now
>tfw you started looking for porn of this game hours after the trailer dropped
okay but imagine billie making billy crossdress as billie
i wish i had it mate......
oh god what is that
what have they done to you, Fisher
BJ, Keen and Doomguy are related, in that order, being one the grandson of another.
And then is Ranger living in a multidimensional hell.
What does BJ stand for?
ah ok, thanks
noooooooooo think of the advertisers!
Why are they so perfect together
William "B.J." Blazkowicz, the guy from Wolfenstein
LOADS O' CUNNY
PROB'LY
Why and how are they all connected? That sounds really silly
Either the kid is doomguy or the kid is doomguy's grandfather. Absolutely not his father, tho.
Thats what happens when you have multiple different writers over 20 years who add their own tibbits to the lore without checking each other, and when the current Doom writing staff goes with the "everything is canon" explanation
Blow job
Based Jew
William Joseph
William is nicknamed to Bill or Billy
Bill(y) is futher nicknamed into B.
J. Stands for joseph
COMMANDER KUNNY!
Thats been the case since the 1990's. ID software for some reason said all their protagonists make part of the same family.
the devs knew this would happen, porn elevates your visibility so much, just look at overwatch, who the fuck even plays that vs who beats off to it
ok so
Stop reminding me of Overwatch, I'm trying to imagine kids passionately fucking and you're killing my boner
Its part of Tom Hall's canon and everyone has respected that for years
Dunno how bethesda is messing with it tho this kid being Doomguy is really unlikely
they knew that twincest was instant advertisement
id like to permanently kill your boner with chemicals you degenerate
touch the butt of
Never ever normalfag
find a new tooth for
one is the DOOMSLAYER
the other is the CUTE AND FUNNY SLAYER
This just makes me want a MATHBLASTER remake
This, it's cute and I think the Saturday morning cartoon vibe suits it. I don't know if the hate is Keen fans crawling out of the woodwork or if people are just happy to shitpost a Bethesda mobile game. I never thought the Keen look was that iconic that it shouldn't be reworked. At least it doesn't look like the GBC artwork.
CUNNY SLAYER
Doomguy is the inbred son of these two.
That's how he can rip demons in half for killing his pet rabbit.
Its pure tard rage.
What does sholicon taste like?
See? this is how it feels when your kid goes trans.
cotton candy
Battery acid.
there are two kinds of people
>autistic deep lore doomguy shit
fags
cunnyposting
who's the artist?
probably vsdrawfag
the guy's a massive pedo
Do not insult based Mexican shota/loli artists
Normalfags get out
Doomguy came out of that hole.
I don't really like the art style, but it wouldn't be that big a deal if the game wasn't mobile trash.
Someone drawing requests here on /v a couple days ago. No idea if he goes by any name
Came on that hole. Thats his sister you sicko, not his mother
Yea Forums shit deserves the rope. Sorry bud.
... ehhh, sorry. this doesn't look good. c'mon, what kinda butts are those?
I thought Keen is his grandfather not his father
artist?
Why does orange and incest go so well together?
uhhh, more?
The world may never know.
That's not your boy, that's Billy's boy.
W-whats going on this thread?
you guys can't really care about commander keen right
I wish I could care about Commander Keen with the release of a new, good game.
Basado loud house beaner
>Bad PC plataformer from the early 90's
I will be pretty honest here. While we were getting games such as metroid 1 and super mario world around the same time, Commander Keen was a joke
Normally I'm into gentle, loving loli vanilla. But I just want to fuck Gwen so hard she can't stand for a week.