Nintendo Direct, July 3rd 2019

Hello Yea Forums. I am an insider who has recently gained some info regarding a new Nintendo Direct on July 3rd. I don't know all the contents of the Direct, but I would like to share what I do know.

The Direct starts out with information for Hero and Banjo. Hero will come out in Patch 3.2, which will not add much besides Hero.

Banjo will release officially with Patch 4.0, which will not only add Banjo, but will also add Stadium modes including Break the Targets, Board the Platforms, and Home Run Contest. But, there is one more new stadium mode: Beat the Clock, where you must beat an obstacle course specific to each fighter within a time frame.

Information for Animal Crossing: New Horizons multiplayer mode is revealed. You can play with up to 4 friends at once. There is also a new option called "Always Open", which will allow your Friends to visit your town whenever you allow them to. There is also a mini port of Amiibo Festival (without the Amiibo) called Village Festival, a party game mode separate from the actual game.

There are two DLC styles for Super Mario Maker 2: Super Mario Bros 2. (coming in the Fall) and Super Mario 64 (2020). Although Super Mario 64 is 2.5D, you are able to use the special caps like Wing and Steel.

Next up, a game fans have long been awaiting for, a new Paper Mario game. But, this one is not like Color Splash or Sticker Star. This one is a spiritual successor to Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door for the Nintendo GameCube. It brings back Partners and also the classic chapter format. The title? Well, they aren't ready to reveal that yet.

The direct is over. But maybe it's not. "We have one last thing to show you", Miyamoto-san says. As he snaps his fingers and the switch sound effect plays.

A trailer for Metroid Prime 4. It is very vague and doesn't reveal too much information. But we finally get a subtitle.

METROID PRIME 4: VENGEANCE

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Dilate

I believed it until you hyped it up at the end.

kudos 4 the effort

Also, there are some more titles announced that I forgot to mention. Mainly because they are not too major.

A port of WarioWare: Gold to Switch that also includes some Game and Wario minigames. Simply called WarioWare: Platinum.

A new Kirby game, a sequel to Kirby: Mass Attack called Kirby: Multiplied Magic.

Cringe!
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The next direct is obviously going to focus on the two new switch models that went into production last week
Hopefully they're more aesthetically pleasing than the current one

This is the most fake ass shit I have ever read.

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Someone actually wasted their time on this.

>Hello Yea Forums. I am an faggot who has recently sucked some cock and swallowed the new cum on July 3rd. I don't know all the contents of the cum, but I would like to share what I do know.
Please share

>July 3rd
Oh my fucking god we literally just had E3 dude
These NDirect threads are just expressions of excitement, which I understand, but are you not satiated by a direct we had a literal week ago?

based

Animal Crossing was confirmed to have 8 player multiplayer in Treehouse.

I want a new switch model, so A) I can buy that one or B) buy the older model for cheaper.

2 Smash reveals can have that effect on tendies

You know, I could actually see a Direct happening in the first half of July. The DQ hero has to be ready to roll by then anyway. Better to get his official release out of the way sooner rather than later.

>Just had Super Mario Maker, Pokémon and E3 directs with Treehouse to supplement gameplay
>HURR DURR HI GUYS I'M AN INSIDER
Fuck off retard.

Smash specific at most and I can see them dropping a 4.0.0 video like they did with Joker.

>Miyamoto ever appearing in a Direct
(lol

Why do you even bother? How old are you to think this is fun?

who gives a shit? nintendo fucking sucks

I can't see them not doing an Animal Crossing direct before it comes out

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>Next up, a game fans have long been awaiting for, a new Paper Mario game. But, this one is not like Color Splash or Sticker Star. This one is a spiritual successor to Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door for the Nintendo GameCube
You know what? Fuck you.

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THREAD DERAILED

POST YOUR FAVORITE SUPER MARIO ENEMY

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So in January or February then? Like the other game specific directs?

Who gives a fuck, when is the Switch Pro coming out and what are the specs? We already know it's in production now.

But they showed like 8 people on one island in the Animal Crossing trailer, you dolt.

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>VENGEANCE
You had me for a sec user, then you got too confident.

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Next April, starting off their Q1 2020. We'll see SKUs listed in stores around the new year.

>needs to introduce himself
yup, fake

Smells like bullshit to me.

Yeah this, shy guys are the best.

call me when they announce the switch revisions

i wished that chargin' chuck would charge right behind me haha

I suspect January would they really do it with just a month before launch

>no Big Maring
>no Star Fox Grand Prix
>no WarioWare: Shove it Up Your Own Ass Game
Fake and gay

>you must beat an obstacle course specific to each fighter within a time frame
They didn't even have a unique Break the Targets for every character in Brawl, and that was 39 characters. You think they're going to have 80 here?

>4-player Animal Crossing multiplayer
We already know it's 8-player
>Real Paper Mario sequel
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>Miyamoto in the Direct, announces Metroid of all things
It's like you were too lazy to just look up the names of the guys who actually present Directs
1/10 fake leak, apply yourself