Explain to me how this ISN'T the ultimate modern gaming experience

Explain to me how this ISN'T the ultimate modern gaming experience.

Protip:you can't

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Just own a good PC, Switch, and PS4. That way you can play everything. Anyone who argues about platforms rather than just having them all is retarded.

Nintendo games are shit and havent been good since the snes/gamecube. There is no point in owning a switch unless you are fucking inbred or retarded.

I hate everything about the airport experience

rape gabe

Wrong!

Also get a Xbox 1 if you're a richfag.
Not because you'll play it, but so you be above the console peasant wars.

I'll probably get one eventually solely for the backwards compatibility.

submitting to the console peasants is not being above them

It's a mobile videogame console designed for on-the-go coop gaming with friends and you and the billion other Yea Forumsirgins playing it are doing so at home and alone. That should tell you all there is to know about it.

another pc and switch shill daily thread
you only need pc...

yikes

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awful bait and awful thread

>since snes/gamecube

there is a huge generational gap in between those two consoles. i'm no bumbling nintendofag myself but if you're going to be so autistic to hate nintendo at least don't say really retarded things that contradict your statement

>Protip:you can't
Acutally if you have an i9 there is no reason you shouldnt be emulating BOTW and ignoring everything else that system has

>Incel Inside
why would you do this to yourself
don't you have any self respect?

>switch owner
>posts on /toy/
lol it writes itself

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>caring what the peasants think at all
Go back to wildly reproducing in the streets or whatever it is that you peasants do all day.

very cool straw man

I'm just waiting for a revision
Right now this thing is too expensive and people are still too retarded to understand the concept of second hand and sell them with higher prices than actual retail.
Hopefully nintendo will announce some shit after some shareholder meeting and we'll have a new switch with a lower price

>i9
shitty larp, but in the case you actually own that, my condolences for your loss

>tfw Idort

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>no vr

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>i9

bros look at this dude OH NO NO NO NO

Worst case of poorfag COPE i've seen in a long time

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